Yes, I became a god just by exercising.

Chapter 94 Bard
"travelling poet?"

Xia Fa raised an eyebrow, his face showing great interest.

Bards are arguably the most unique among all beings.

This is because the bard, as a physical entity, was not even recorded in the book "Entity Witness Notes".

The reason there isn't is that bards are the only entities among many that are allowed by the nine righteous gods to enter the churches of the nine major churches throughout the universe.

Although the entities possess extremely mysterious origins, rules that no one would dare to violate under normal circumstances, and seemingly limitless power, they all seem to be extremely wary of the nine true gods.

Throughout history, not a single entity has ever dared to enter the churches of the nine major churches.

Apart from bards.

This also reveals the unique nature of the bard as a specific individual.

On the other hand, the rules for bards are also very simple.

Bards will randomly appear in taverns, inns, restaurants, and other places throughout the universe, and then begin to tell epic stories.

Once he begins to recount those epic tales of the past, the audience must listen patiently to the end.

And once you've come to listen, you have to attend every single one of them until the bard has finished telling the epic poem.

Anyone who dares to leave early will mysteriously disappear the next day.

Furthermore, due to the special status of bards in the eyes of the nine great gods, it was not always effective for the relatives and friends of those who had disappeared to pray to the nine great gods.

"Fortunately, the bard as a physical entity only prohibits leaving or being absent midway, but doesn't prohibit joining midway..."

Xia Fa carefully reviewed the rules he needed to follow when facing this entity, and without further hesitation, he stepped towards the bar called "Shao Mai'er".

An entity permitted to enter the church by the nine righteous gods is recounting secrets about them. If you missed this, you might regret it for a long time. Luckily, he happened to stumble upon it.

……

Soon, Xia Fa arrived at the bar entrance with the crowded people.

The aroma of beer mingled with the smell of sweat, mixed with the scents of cheap foods such as fried chicken and toast.

Many people were waving banknotes frantically at the bar entrance, just to get a seat, and the bartenders and waiters were almost overwhelmed with work.

Xia Fa glanced at the huge horizontal beer bottle sculpture hanging above the sign of the Shomel Bar, silently looked away, and started to queue up.

Looking at the huge crowd, he felt a little uneasy, wondering if there would still be a seat left when it was his turn.

That was a real-life account of the secrets about the Nine Great Gods; it would be such a shame to miss it…

Just then, a waiter suddenly came up to him and bowed very politely.

"Sir, you must be a superhuman, right? Please come this way. We have a special passage and spot reserved for superhumans."

Upon hearing this, the people around Xia Fa looked at him with surprise and some confusion in their eyes.

I don't understand why this extraordinary person is queuing up obediently like them.

Xia Fa touched his nose, somewhat embarrassed. He hadn't expected that as a superhuman, he would receive preferential treatment even when going to a bar.

It must have been the commotion I made when I stepped off the boat and onto the shore, my body enveloped in a blue aura as I leaped more than ten meters through the air, that caught the attention of the waiter or the bar owner.

"Okay, then I'll trouble you."

Xia Fa smiled slightly, and immediately, led by the waiter, went around to the west side of the Schomel Bar.

Sure enough, a small door was opened on the west side, and two waiters wearing white gloves stood beside it. Upon seeing Xia Fa arrive, they both bowed respectfully, which made Xia Fa feel a little uncomfortable.

After entering, the waiter led him to a small, separate round table where there was only one chair, clearly for a single person.

There were similar small round tables all around, almost all of which were full of people.

Clearly, only superhumans are qualified to sit alone in the Shomel Bar.

As Xia Fa entered, someone enthusiastically raised their beer to him. A waiter then brought over a menu, which Xia Fa glanced at and simply ordered fried chicken legs, fried onion rings, fried tuna, braised beef ribs, conger eel soup, broad bean soup, three kilograms of black bread, and other side dishes, as well as a small half-barrel of flavored beer brewed by the breadfruit tree.

Having just signed the Silver Throne, a supreme-level secret contract, Xia Fa, despite still possessing extraordinary power from a large number of bee eggs within his body, felt inexplicably hungry.

This hunger seems to originate from the body and requires the consumption of normal, ordinary food to replenish it.

The waiter maintained a standard smile throughout, showing no surprise even though Xia Fa ordered so much.

"Sir, that's ten gold pounds, six silver coins, and two copper coins in total. I'll round it down for you. Thank you for your patronage."

Xia Fa nodded and casually pulled out a gold pound note with a face value of one hundred, mainly because he didn't have any smaller denomination notes.

At this moment, a hint of surprise finally appeared in the waiter's eyes. He glanced at Xia Fa a few more times, took the money, quickly gave him change, and then became even more respectful.

"Please wait a moment, sir. The food will be served shortly!"

As the waiter walked away, a burly man dressed as a sailor turned around and smiled at a small round table not far from Xia Fa:

"Brother, you have a big appetite! Are you also bound by the Mighty Force Pact? Wait, with such a big appetite, could you also have a Controller Pact?"

Xia Fa smiled:
"Well, almost."

The burly man was about to speak again when his expression suddenly changed, and he immediately shut his mouth.

However, a look of anticipation suddenly welled up in his eyes, which were as big as a buffalo's, and he immediately turned to the bar.

Xia Fa's heart stirred, and he looked over as well.

The noisy and bustling tavern suddenly fell silent.

Whether they were rough and unreasonable sailors, sharp-eyed bounty hunters, or tourists... no matter their personality or status, everyone became quiet at this moment.

With a "ding," the mechanical clock next to the tavern counter emitted a crisp striking sound, indicating that it was exactly three o'clock in the afternoon.

The bar was empty except for the cabinets behind it, which were filled with everything from cheap stout to expensive tequila.

Suddenly, a soft, murmuring song began to play.

It's like a young man leaning against a tree under the moon, playing the harp and singing, his voice melodious and pleasant.

"No one of us is an island, a self-contained entity."

"If part of this island is washed away by the waves, it will be smaller."

"If the territory of the Kingdom of Augu is invaded, then the Kingdom of Augu will be smaller."

"What I mean is that the death of any living being makes me feel incomplete."

"Because I am inextricably linked to all things in the world."

This hymn, imbued with philosophical meaning, prompted many in the audience to ponder deeply.

A tall, slender figure slowly emerged.

He wore a sky-blue elf hat, his clothes looked like they were pieced together from colorful fabrics, with wide chain-like gussets on both sides of the hem, his skin was exceptionally fair, and the smile on his face was very casual and carefree. In his hand, he held a small harp.

He was a quiet and handsome man, and indeed, the first thing that came to mind when you saw him was a wandering poet who traveled through the city or countryside.

The moment the figure appeared, the already quiet tavern became even quieter.

Countless eyes were fixed on him, filled with a deep longing for the secrets hidden in those epics and myths.

Xia Fa narrowed his eyes slightly, realizing that this must be the physical "bard".

The bard glanced at the crowd with a smile, then nodded in satisfaction.
"Very good, no one is absent, let's continue today. Where were we yesterday?"

He scratched his head, as if trying to recall something, before suddenly breaking into a smile:
"Oh, right, speaking of an Old One, who was hunting down the [Nature Lord] and the [Supreme Law]..."

(End of this chapter)