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Chapter 120 utter nonsense
"what's the situation?
"make trouble?"

Wu Yun frowned slightly as he carefully read the message sent by He Lanqi.

It turned out that a few doctoral students who participated in the competition but did not receive the prize money questioned the professionalism of the competition's judges.

"Damn it, why aren't our competition judges professional enough?"

Wu Yun was about to retort when he suddenly thought of something...

Upon opening the page announcing the winners, one would find that the judges' section contained only Wu Yun's name.

"This……"

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

He's not a famous mathematician, his academic qualifications aren't that high, and he's not even a math major... so as a judge, he's certainly not professional enough.

These students made over a dozen phone calls to our foundation to vent their frustrations.

They even sent us emails with short essays.

[They went to the notary office to report us, which resulted in the notary office staff calling us in return.]

[They even went to Xiaohongshu to post long essays criticizing us, which have been read by tens of thousands of people. They all say that we held this grand competition just to amuse you and make fun of doctoral students.]

Wu Yun was even more troubled by headaches and fever!

Why does organizing a grand prix lead to so much trouble?

I thought the Grand Prix was a great event and I wanted to continue it, but now the brand has been ruined. How can we continue it in the future?
[President, what should we do?]

After pondering for a moment, Wu Yun glanced at the busy doctoral students in the building next door and suddenly had a flash of inspiration... If multiple people can perform the same task and then verify each other's work, then the participants in this mathematics competition can also verify each other's work.

He immediately replied to He Lanqi.

First, block these troublemakers and ban them from participating in our competitions in the future.

Then, publish all the participants' articles, let them read them themselves, let them cross-review, and let them judge the quality themselves.

……

Blah blah blah...

The heavy rain outside the window continued from dawn until dusk.

Li Huaiyin sat behind his desk, listening to the vengeful ghost in front of him recount the clues found by celestial officials from various regions.

"...The spiritual energy collected by the Taiyue Non-Natural Bureau traveled away on the Silver Expressway."

"The spiritual energy of Pazi Prefecture was transported away by air and its whereabouts are unknown."

"The City God of the Non-Natural Affairs Bureau of Husong City received the elixir through a personal courier channel, but the sender information is fake..."

Li Huaiyin sat behind the table, his hands covering his head, his brows furrowed.

He was so tired of hearing all this useless, nonsensical information all day long!

"Alright, alright, shut up!"

The vengeful ghost immediately shut its mouth.

Li Huaiyin raised his head, frowned, and gritted his teeth.

"Where the hell is the elixir factory?!"
"I don't believe it! How come I still can't find it?!"

He stood up and paced back and forth in his office, growing increasingly frustrated.

The great figures of the immortal realm are all waiting!

All the major families, patriarchs, and uncles in the Immortal Realm are waiting!

The leaders of Ling Tou Office and Pulin Bookstore are waiting!

Countless celestial officials in the mortal realm are waiting!

Countless gazes converged into a surging torrent, forming a tremendous combined force and immense pressure, all waiting!

But just at this crucial moment, the elixir factory unfortunately went into hiding, and it couldn't be found no matter what!

"Increase the reward to twenty immortal peaches."

"Whoever can find the elixir factory, I'll give him twenty..."

"No... thirty!"

Too lazy to pay attention to the ghost delivering the message, he kicked the door open with a "bang" and went straight to Chen Xie's office to report the decision!

……

The heavy rain enveloped Peking University.

Dusk had fallen, and the campus was shrouded in darkness.

Students, one after another, with their colorful umbrellas forming a torrent, emerged from the teaching building and headed towards the cafeteria.

Several figures of celestial officials pierced through the rain in the sky, flying swiftly past.

But the students were already used to it and weren't surprised... After all, this was Beijing University, the top university in China, and its security measures had always been top-notch!
A giant black cloud was hidden next to the laboratory building. On the surface of the cloud, Wu Yun and his employees were having a meal.

Today we're having a big dish... roast goose!
"Waaaaah, woof woof woof woof!"

Mink sat at the table, his mouth greasy, eating and blowing on the food as he ate!
Look at this goose skin, it's golden and crispy!

Look at this goose meat, it's fragrant, tender, and flavorful!

"Aww, waah waah?"

The mink beside him, Baibai, was holding a goose leg, looking completely surprised.

Is this made from mink paste?
Without realizing it, its cooking skills have become so professional?

"Aww, waaaaah waaaah waaaah!"

The mink grinned... It bought this online and then heated it in the microwave.

Wu Yun was sitting next to him, eating while looking at her phone.

He Lanqi sent a message of good news.

[President, your method is excellent; it's already showing immediate and rapid results.]

After finishing a piece of goose meat, Wu Yun wiped his hands clean and replied to a message.

[So, what do you say? Have all the skeptics shut up?]

No, it's because some PhD students saw the answers posted on the forum, went to Xiaohongshu (a Chinese social media platform), and got into arguments with those who were questioning them!

Wu Yun was speechless.

He had never heard of an academic competition turning into such a mess and utter chaos!

"Never mind, let them do what they want."

In the lab, the doctoral students gradually returned after finishing their dinner.

They didn't rest either. They chatted and laughed, or sat in front of the computer to write papers, or went to the experimental equipment to continue fiddling with those strange instruments.

After Wu Yun finished eating, he went to the edge of the dark cloud to continue observing the strange phenomenon of the synchronized movement of spiritual energy within the instrument.

By this time, he had vaguely begun to notice some clues...

"Some specific movements of spiritual energy can be imitated by other forms of spiritual energy..."

"Only specific types of exercise will."

"Based on these specific movements, other specific movements will continue to inspire imitation..."

It's like ten children lying in bed together.

If one child laughs, the other nine children may not necessarily laugh along.

If one child cries, the other nine children will inevitably follow suit.

If one child starts picking their nose while crying, the other nine children might not necessarily follow suit.

If one child cries louder and louder, the other nine children will inevitably raise their voices as well.

The instrument used in this experiment is designed to measure all the movements that spirits follow.

In just one day, Wu Yun has learned more than thirty kinds of movements that can be followed by spiritual energy.

Although I don't know what it's used for yet, it seems pretty powerful...

In the lab, several doctoral students were chatting and laughing as they unpacked a package.

Upon opening the box, one finds a series of glass jars inside.

The inside of the jars was filled with corpse tears.

Who would have thought that spiritual energy would be delivered to them via personal courier service?
But then I saw a doctoral student, chatting and laughing, unscrewing a newly arrived jar.

No one saw it, no one smelled it, but the intense pheromones immediately surged out of the bottle, spreading like flames, instantly engulfing the laboratory, the floor, and then enveloping the entire building. In the pouring rain, it was like flames burning on the top of the building, the tongues of fire leaping and licking the sky!

(End of this chapter)