Hire little monsters in your dreams every day

Chapter 25 I suggest you report to the higher-ups more often.
"...Director Li Mingmei has been rescued. Her eardrum wasn't punctured, so she's not in serious condition..."

"...The intelligence has been relayed to all levels and departments..."

Beneath the cool, icy wings, Captain Zhang reported on his work while simultaneously flying forward.

Without the strong winds and turbulence, the entire team flew with exceptional ease and comfort, and finally experienced the joy of soaring through the clouds!
On the other side, Wu Yun listened and thought at the same time, and was also very surprised.

"So many people died?"

Although the casualties in this investigation were considerable, upon closer reflection, it's really no one's fault but theirs.

If we had taken it more seriously and sent more people, armed to the teeth, to interrogate them... the situation might have been even more dire.

If these celestial officials are left unattended, this characteristic of "celestial officials having orders that mortals cannot disobey" might cause even bigger and more terrible problems if it is used in certain situations, to control certain people, or to do certain special things!

It was thanks to Director Li Mingmei's keen insight, courage, and decisiveness that the secret of the Celestial Official was uncovered in the first instance.

"It's unimaginable. With so many eccentric celestial officials entering the mortal world with such bizarre characteristics, how chaotic must the world become?"
"It's getting harder and harder for ordinary people like us to survive."

sighed.

Amidst the bewildered and strange looks from Captain Zhang and his group, Wu Yun gave them one last instruction.

"I have to go now, please slow down."

As soon as he finished speaking, he flew away like an arrow with a "whoosh," leaving only a long trail of clouds leading to the distant sky.

Without the protection of the ice crystal wings, Captain Zhang felt the oncoming gale rushing towards him like a raging storm!
"Fuck!"

No one dared to speak again. They all stared wide-eyed, held their breath, puffed out their cheeks, and did their best to slow down and stabilize the cloud beneath them!

Unbeknownst to them, under the protection of those ice crystal wings, they had accelerated far too much. After the wings were removed, they almost lost control!

Even so, the group managed to slow down with great difficulty, and after a short while, they saw the South Heavenly Gate right in front of them.

They went to the examiner to collect their bonuses, and each of them received as much as eighty yuan!

As if in a dream, everyone left the South Heavenly Gate and slowly flew into the sky.

"Is this okay?"

"The difference between people is greater than the difference between people and dogs."

"Stop talking so much useless nonsense."

Deputy Captain Mo looked at Captain Zhang and offered his suggestions earnestly and sincerely.

"Captain, I think you should report to the higher-ups more often."

……

In the very center of the floating island, a deep hole appeared, from which damp soil would occasionally spill out.

It turns out to be Diao Sanjiao, who, along with a dozen or so brothers, went to dig a tunnel to track down a magical artifact!
Wu Yun lay down on the cloud beside the cave, holding the stone slab that Diao Quanquan had found.

"The next floating island is nearby. If we can't get there today, it doesn't matter if we wait a little longer."

Mink Circle squatted down next to the boss and nodded seriously.

"Ow!"

Wu Yun put down a stone slab.

"This has some rules and regulations engraved on it, but it's not very useful."

Mink Circle immediately handed over the next piece.

"Ow!"

"This... is engraved with some public order and good customs of the island, but it's not very useful."

When Mink Circle saw the two stone slabs that the boss had discarded, its bright little eyes darted around and it immediately realized... the boss didn't like the handwriting to be too neat or too pretty!
It pounced into the pile of stone slabs, rummaged around with its front paws and tail, found a slab with messy handwriting, and presented it to the shopkeeper.

But the boss took it and was indeed very interested, examining it carefully for a long time.

It grinned, revealing its sharp little teeth, looking quite pleased with itself.

But then I heard the boss muttering complaints under his breath.

"How come this was left behind by an inmate in prison?"

Is it common for people to carve their last words on the walls in their area?

……

In the gloomy hall, sunlight streamed in through the windows, along with a cold wind.

The small fruit-rank exchange shop floated in mid-air. Below the shop, around a long table, sat Liu Ye, Liu Mian, and other disciples of the immortal family, who had just finished discussing their plan and were about to announce it.

"Everyone here has already become a Celestial Official of the Soaring Clouds."

Wu Jun, Lu Ming, and dozens of others standing on the periphery immediately perked up, raised their heads, straightened their chests, and listened attentively to the teachings.

Then Liu Ye continued.

"The Cloud-Soaring Immortal Official excels in footwork but is weak in combat, which inevitably makes his actions inconvenient."

"After discussing it together, the Liu family of Jizhou, the Lin family of Jizhou, the Li family of Cangzhou, and the Wu family of Heluo have decided to arrange a part-time job for everyone."

part time?

Wu Jun and the others were completely confused, wondering if they had misheard.

What do you mean?
Then Liu Ye stood up, faced them, raised his hand to touch his hair, and a black celestial official's hat appeared on his head, with a copper flower clasp on the hat, clearly indicating that he was also a celestial official!
"Hey, even celestial officials believe in the principle of 'the capable should do more,' and don't demand that each person have only one job."

"If one is capable enough, it is not impossible for one person to hold a hundred or eighty positions."

"Although I haven't bought the Cloud-Soaring Fruit position yet and am not a Cloud-Soaring Immortal Official, I do have the official title of Heavenly Official of the City God of Liu County, Jizhou, which allows me to appoint ten armed guards to patrol the streets."

After saying that, he took out a thin booklet from his pocket and picked up the brush tied to the booklet with his right hand.

He glanced at the group of lackeys again, and finally noticed Wu Jun, who had just reported to him.

Do you want to be one?

Wu Jun immediately beamed with joy, but a hint of fear lingered in his eyes.

"Can...can I do it?"

Liu Ye scoffed.

If I say you can do it, then you can.

"It's okay if it doesn't work out."

He opened the booklet in his hand and began to recite.

"According to the order of the Jizhou City God's Office, Liu County is a strategically important location, and its defense is of paramount importance;

"Now we have observed that Wu Jun, a righteous man, is renowned for his loyalty and bravery, and possesses extraordinary strength, making him worthy of being entrusted with important responsibilities."

"Specially appointed as the City God of Liu County, Jizhou, a strongman who patrols the streets with a knife, ranked from the ninth rank, wearing the Liu County Demon-Slaying Knife, supervising the streets and pacifying the territory;

"By following the law, he commands the divine power of the three oxen, suppresses all evil, and brings peace to the people."

"With the might of the Divine Blade of Liu County, all wicked and evil spirits in the territory can be swiftly defeated;
"Day and night, they patrolled the markets and neighborhoods, investigating any wrongdoing, quelling any disturbances, and ensuring the safety of the people within their borders."

"By imperial decree, you shall be diligent and conscientious in your duties! If you neglect your duties, you shall be punished in accordance with the laws of the immortal officials."

"The order shall be obeyed."

As he read the text aloud, he picked up a pen and wrote the name "Wu Jun" in a flowing, elegant style on the booklet.

He then took out a copper flower button from his pocket, stepped forward, and placed it on Wu Junxian's official hat, under the cloud-patterned button.

He then pulled a broadsword from his pocket and handed it to Wu Jun.

Wu Jun's whole body cracked and popped, his joints stretched, his muscles bulged, his face turned red, blood gushed from his nose, and he swayed several times before he could finally stand up.

He lowered his head, clenched his fist, and felt the surging power within him!
He picked up the broadsword again, looked at the mottled bloodstains on the blade, and smelled the stench emanating from it!

He couldn't help but smirk, his face becoming increasingly ferocious!
"Hahaha, good! Good! Good!"

"This...this...isn't this much better than that trashy Biaoyun?"

Snapped!
But Liu Ye slapped him across the face.

"Don't talk nonsense."

"The ninth rank of Biaoyun is the ninth rank of Xingdou Heavenly Palace."

"How can he be compared to the mere City God of Liu County in Jizhou?"

“If you say that again, I’ll cut your tongue out.”

Liu Ye moved to appoint the next person.

Wu Jun was filled with trepidation. He quickly lowered his head, cold sweat pouring down his face, and humbly agreed repeatedly.

(End of this chapter)