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Chapter 37 Lord Mink is enraged!

Thick smoke billowed from the wild peach grove.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

Diao Baibai, looking sullen, wore a celestial official's hat and held a spirit-testing stick, guiding the wisps of spiritual energy that were spreading out.

"Ouch!"

With a puzzled look on her face, Diao Quan Quan, wearing a celestial official's hat, pushed the spirit-gathering jar and put the guided spiritual energy back into its container.

They spent the whole morning burning eight or nine more peach trees, but so far, they have still come up empty-handed.

"Waaaaah, woof woof woof?"

Suddenly, Mink White had a new idea... It wanted to try watering the trees with Weak Spirit Emulsion Water!
The two minks exchanged a glance, wondering if it might be feasible?

They all have knowledge of the corresponding positions of celestial officials in their heads... although some are not very familiar with them, and some do not quite understand them, they all know a little bit.

The weak spirit emulsion water is used to clean facilities that store spiritual energy. The spiritual energy content is relatively low, so perhaps the wild peach tree can withstand it.

The two minks got right to work, forgetting about their meal, and ran to the edge of the forest. They dragged over a strange magical artifact with seven metal bubbles lined up side by side, which the boss had left behind, and prepared to start their work!
……

Sa!
A cloud pierced through the gale and tore through the sky.

Wu Yun sat on the cloud, looking into the boundless distance, and suddenly had an epiphany.

"So even dreams have boundaries."

Although he hadn't seen it yet, he vaguely sensed that the clouds had become a little heavier and the spiritual energy had begun to thin out as he flew here.

He took out the spirit-testing pot and examined it. Sure enough, he saw the pointer regress, indicating a decrease in spiritual energy!
He continued flying outwards, testing the waters, and confirmed that the spiritual energy was becoming increasingly thin and the clouds increasingly heavy, making it impossible to fly through. Only then did he turn the clouds around, change direction, and continue exploring.

When the flight speed is fast enough, distance is no longer a problem.

Wu Yun flew swiftly, seeing the South Heavenly Gate, the Fruit Shop, and the athletes struggling to fly on the track, before continuing his exploration on the other side of the dream.

He glanced back at the fruit shop, feeling quite annoyed.

He also saw the "chess piece theory" circulating online yesterday.

"Regardless of talent or speed of flight, are they merely pawns for the immortals to select?"

Anyone who hears that would be annoyed.

The fastest flying is the most frustrating.

But nothing in this world is absolute.

Even flying at a moderate speed, it certainly cannot escape the chessboard.

But what if it flies at an unusually high speed?
"Never mind all that."

"Do what you can do."

"Let's go and collect all the magical artifacts in this dream!"

……

call……

A cold wind blew, ruffling the silent whiskers of the mink, Baibai and Quanquan.

The peach tree, which was watered with Weak Spirit Emulsified Water, is emitting white steam.

The leaves have fallen...

The tree bark has turned red...

The peach fell...

The whole tree... is ripe!
After silently savoring the pain of defeat, the two minks gritted their teeth and glared at each other!

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

After pulling himself together, he dashed towards the pile of magical artifacts left behind by the boss, continuing to think of solutions and experiment!

……

Sa...

The explosion resounded through the sky.

Wu Yun flew in from the horizon and finally found the seventh island in the dream.

But at that moment, his gaze was drawn to the top of the island.

"what is that?"

Above the island, a massive, dark cloud, as large as a mountain or a sea, loomed.

From a distance, the floating islands appear as small as beans compared to them.

Even more terrifying, blue lightning flashed faintly within the dark clouds!

Intermittently, muffled rumbling sounds could be heard coming from within! "This island is too close to the thunderclouds, isn't there a risk?"

Lightning is a force that is far too terrifying!

Human flesh and blood, soul, mechanical equipment, and electronic instruments all fear lightning!
All evil spirits, curses, witchcraft, and runes fear lightning!
Celestial officials, magical artifacts, and immortals in the celestial realm are even more afraid of lightning!
Under the thunder, all beings are equal!
Wu Yun carefully flew around the giant thundercloud and then tried to get closer to the floating island below.

"Oh, it looks close, but it's actually quite far."

He flew quickly around the surface of the floating island again, and only felt relieved when he saw that there were no signs of lightning strikes on the island.

"We can start preparing for development."

……

Huff...woo...

A cold wind blew through the wild peach grove.

Dusk had already appeared from the highest point of the sky and was about to gradually envelop it.

Mink Circle and Mink White, swishing their big tails and swinging their small shovels, were mixing the weak spiritual clay they had just produced into the soil around the tree roots... This soil was used to repair the riverbed of the Spirit River, and its spiritual energy content was already low. In order to make it easier for the peach tree to absorb, the two minks reduced the spiritual energy content to the lowest possible level.

After finally finishing the work, I used a shovel to add some soil to the tree.

The two minks, exhausted and panting, slumped against a large tree.

"Aww, aww?"

...Mink Circle is on the verge of collapse. Will it succeed this time?

"Awoooooo?"

...Diao Baibai wasn't quite sure either. Logically speaking, it should take some time for the tree to absorb this spiritual energy.

The two minks were talking when they suddenly heard a "click" sound.

Looking down, I saw that the soil mixed with the weak spirit clay was rapidly shrinking, cracking, and hardening, becoming as hard as stone in no time.

And a section of peach tree root that was half exposed was crushed to pieces...

The two minks were stunned for a long time...

"Ow!"

"Ouch!"

They couldn't take it anymore!

He jumped up from the ground, bouncing and hopping around like crazy!

With red and tearful eyes, Diao Baibai kicked the annoying peach tree repeatedly, making it sway and its leaves fall in a flurry!

What a waste of a whole day! If these peach trees hadn't been so ungrateful, they would have found dozens of magical artifacts on the floating island!
Mink Circle bared its sharp teeth and roared, gnawing at the damned peach tree, tearing off the bark bit by bit!

They put in so much effort, used so many magical artifacts, and expended so much spiritual energy, yet they couldn't produce anything. Wouldn't that make the boss doubt their competence?
Angry!

Lord Mink is furious!

Mink Circle rushed towards the pile of magical artifacts at the edge of the forest and dragged over a magical artifact shaped like a large-nosed iron bird.

This big-nosed iron bird is a pollution processor that was found on an island. Its big nose can suck in polluted and toxic spiritual energy and then expel it in the form of bird droppings.

These bird droppings are the most potent herbicides. One bird dropping mixed with water and poured into the ground can make the surrounding area barren and bird droppings impossible!

"Ow!"

The mink ring directly poured all the spiritual energy it had just collected into the iron bird's nose.

Once the iron bird produces its crystal-clear droppings, bury them directly under the peach tree with a shovel!
Before long, ten liters of spiritual energy were forcefully poured into the iron bird's nose.

A large pile of bird droppings was excreted and then buried under the peach tree.

Only then could Mink Circle and Mink White finally vent their anger.

The two minks tilted their heads, bared their little sharp teeth, and grinned mischievously.

They wanted to give this peach tree the cruelest death!
Let it know the consequences of not knowing what's good for it!
"Ow?"

Suddenly, Diao Baibai realized that something seemed wrong.

These iron birds are meant to deal with poisonous spiritual energy, but what they just fed them seems to be non-toxic spiritual energy.
Mink Circle also realized this problem.

But this is not a good solution!

The island is full of non-toxic spiritual energy.

Where can you find contaminated, toxic spiritual energy?

"Hey?"

Before they could react, they heard a series of crisp "crackling" sounds and the rustling of growth.

Looking up again, I saw that the peach tree, which had just been half-dead, was now rapidly sprouting new branches and leaves...

　My cold is starting to recover today. As you get older, your body really isn't what it used to be. When I was a kid, a cold was nothing, but now a single cold feels like it's going to kill me. The worst part is that when I have a cold, I feel terrible; I can't even write anything, which is a huge hindrance. My fellow readers, please take care of yourselves!
　　
　
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