Hire little monsters in your dreams every day

Chapter 43 Cultivation
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On the floating island, giant clouds descended, stirring up fierce winds and billowing dust.

It was Wu Yun who led a dozen or so mink employees to the center of this floating island.

A dozen or so minks raised their heads and saw the huge, dark cloud overhead, the blue light shimmering within it, and heard a muffled rumbling sound.

"Hey?"

"Ow?"

Wu Yun explained to the employees.

It doesn't matter.

“I have already checked it out in person. This cloud looks scary, but it is very far from the island.”

"The entire island will basically remain unaffected."

They stood on high ground, pointing to a small lake not far away.

"Except for that lake."

"The lake water there seems to be something wrong; it may be affected by thunderclouds."

"Everyone, please be careful and do not go near there under any circumstances."

The minks followed the boss's hand and saw that the small lake was gray, dirty, and very murky.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

They patted their chests one by one and assured the boss that they would absolutely not come near!
The boss has explained the importance of safe production many times!

"it is good.

"So we came to this island, and the business is about the same as before."

"Collect magical artifacts, gather spiritual energy, and plant peach trees."

"Keep up the good work, everyone."

As they spoke, two giant hands formed from white clouds plunged down, digging huge pits in the ground with loud "crack" sounds, and then planting the transported peach trees.

Meanwhile, the mink employees, along with the magical artifacts and spiritual energy, all descended from the clouds.

The minks were either tidying up the camp or setting up their outposts.

Or they might grab their tools and head out to tend to the peach trees.

Or bring a detector and prepare to retrieve the magical artifact.

Wu Yun landed at the camp and found a sheltered spot to sit on the cloud sofa.

He then took out the register of celestial officials.

Turn to the page where your name is written.

It's still that name... Wu Yun.

But there's an extra parenthesis at the end.

When Wu Yun discovered it yesterday, the small print in parentheses read... "Eighty years of cultivation."

Today, the smaller print in parentheses has become "ninety years of spiritual cultivation".

"Cultivation level?"

This term isn't hard to understand; it's common in various movies and novels. It's usually used to measure the depth of cultivation of some old monsters, such as gaining ten years of cultivation by eating a human heart, or gaining ten years of cultivation by eating a young boy or girl, and so on...

"So... I gained these ninety years of cultivation by eating immortal peaches?"

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"One hundred and thirty-three years of cultivation... how can there still be odd numbers?"

"Could it be that I ate too much meat yesterday, which affected my digestion?"

In the blink of an eye, a few days passed. Wu Yun was eating peaches in the restaurant while looking at the register of immortal officials.

"What level is this 133 years of cultivation?"
"Is it more or less?"
"It doesn't sound like that much?"

Wu Yun frowned, searching his mind for knowledge... but none of his celestial official positions involved this.

"I'm speechless."

Having read so many novels, this was the first time he realized that cultivating immortality could also lead to a feeling of being in an unfamiliar place!
After finishing the peaches, licking the plate clean, and tidying up the dishes, he returned to his study.

When I opened the [Zhou Gong's Dream Interpretation] forum again, I found that the forum was even more lively, with posts being refreshed one after another at a frantic pace!
Why is nobody posting anything about cloud computing anymore?

Those who work through the Biaoyun platform are all officially employed; they can't just brag online.

I went to the zoo to see snakes again. Snakes are so cute! I really want to keep one as a pet.

Snakes are so cute!
Could it be one of those chubby pig-nosed snakes?

Wu Yun clicked on it subconsciously and saw the picture... The picture showed a group of highly venomous silver-ringed snakes with triangular heads being kept in a glass cage!

"Is this guy a pervert?" Wu Yun clicked on her profile and looked at the posts she had made.

It's been raining for days on end, I want to go out and visit the zoo.

Wow, I saw a banded krait! A huge clump of them wriggling around, so disgusting!

Why do zoos keep these kinds of animals?

This is simply visual pollution! It's a waste of my ticket money!

"Judging from this post, he seems like a normal person."

Why is the rain still not stopping? The zoo tickets are on sale, I still want to go see it.

I dreamt of the banded krait again. In the dream, I wasn't afraid of it at all; I even thought it was kind of cool, hahaha.

Am I developing a strange new fetish?

"Ok?"

Wu Yun realized something was wrong.

Is this rain never going to stop? I'm so annoyed by this damp weather.

I want to go to the zoo again; I want to see the banded kraits!

There was standing water outside the residential area, so we couldn't drive and had to wade through in our rain boots.

I declare that in this damn weather, snakes are my savior!

"So, after seeing it a few times, my opinion of the banded krait has changed?"

"Bungarus..."

Wu Yun recalled the creature's appearance: a strange silver ring, a standard snake body, and a highly venomous triangular head... Could this really be a succubus?
After quickly browsing through the person's homepage, Wu Yun returned to the forum.

It seems that the heavy rain has kept too many people at home, and everyone is bored, so they've all come to the forum to chat.

At this moment, post after post formed a data waterfall, refreshing frantically.

Not only Wu Yun, but relevant departments are also paying attention to the forum.

For example, non-natural bureaus...

In the brightly lit office, Li Nuanling stared at the newly popped-up public opinion warning on her computer, her head full of question marks.

"Big data is warning me that there are 7 people in Donghu City who are gradually improving their attitudes toward specific animals?"

"What do you mean?"

She rubbed her sore eyes, glanced at the pouring rain outside the window, and relaxed a little.

He then looked at the computer screen again and opened several posts that had been flagged as abnormal by big data analysis.

"This is... someone who fell in love with the banded krait after visiting the zoo a few times?"

"And another one, I've slowly come to like the rats at the community's garbage station, and I want to go see them every day even in the rain?"

"I'm starting to find the wild boars at the zoo quite cute, and I'm increasingly feeling that they have a sense of power."
"No wonder big data alerted us... Can't they like something normal?"

Is this considered an unusual event?
Li Nuanling frowned and considered it for a moment.

"Being stuck at home for so long due to the heavy rain must have been very frustrating."

"It's normal for a few perverts to emerge from this situation, right?"

……

Isn't it cute?

The board members and other colleagues all felt that it was both pitiful and adorable.

Let's donate to it!

Wu Yun was filled with questions when he saw the message and photos sent by He Lanqi.

The animal in the photo, which He Lanqi lavishly praises as "cute," is actually a tiger with congenital malformation at the Donghu City Zoo.

The tiger's limbs were shrunken and short, clinging to its belly, making the whole tiger look like a large black and yellow worm.

Wu Yun looked at several photos, but couldn't see how this look had anything to do with cuteness.
"What exactly happened?"
"Is there another problem?"

"A new approach?"

He Lanqi quickly sent several more messages.

President, how much should we donate?

I want to donate two million to build it a comfortable little home!

What do you think?

Unable to get a reply from Wu Yun, he even called directly!
Jingle bell bell bell bell…

Amidst the urgent ringing of the phone, Wu Yun looked at the tiger photo again and saw its wide, seemingly smiling mouth, which made him feel even more uneasy!
　A colleague reminded me today that I most likely have either a cold or rabies... To be continued!!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)