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Chapter 68 Diao Baibai's Secret Weapon
Blah blah blah...

The rain poured down from the eaves.

Director Hu turned off the video on his phone and suddenly felt like laughing.

"Hehe, the Liu family was cut down by the lightning of the Ninth-Rank Immortal Official Biaoyun?"

"And that old ancestor of the Liu family, we don't know how he died, we've never heard them mention it."

After he finished laughing, he looked up through the rain and gazed into the courtyard.

"How's it going?"

It turned out that this was actually a villa courtyard.

When he made the call, a man and a tiger were busy setting up a tent in the courtyard.

But the tiger was a crippled tiger with atrophied limbs and a pair of large wings, which were of little use.

The man was a burly middle-aged man, already panting heavily, still lying inside the tent wiping the dirty water off the inner walls.

Director Hu stood up and carefully reviewed the progress again.

"Make sure it's spotless, absolutely! The inside of the tent must be completely clean!"

As he spoke, he picked up the waist drum next to him and tried to tap it gently twice.

thump... thump...

The drumbeats were crisp and clear, with a tremor, piercing through the vast rain curtain.

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Blah blah blah...

The rain fell, soaking the roof of the villa.

What no one saw was that the two minks were holding up a dome made of black clouds, their pupils trembling and their faces full of tension!

They are black sable and white sable!

They couldn't resist and ran out to see what was going on with that strange drumming sound.

Unexpectedly, upon emerging, I not only heard the familiar drumbeats but also saw the familiar tents!

The scenes from the floating island were immediately replayed in front of them!

Moreover, the two minks keenly noticed that there was not only a tent in the yard, but also a winged tiger, two living people, and a black snake coiled on a pillar!
This is how to do?
Even a mink couldn't beat him!

The mink was terrified!

Fortunately, the black cloud cover left by the boss could make them invisible; otherwise, if the enemy had discovered them, they would have been in danger!

The two minks, acting furtively and carrying black cloud-like covers, immediately retreated from the scene, tiptoeing silently back to their home.

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"Director, the tents have all been cleaned!"

Zhu Youjie came to the eaves and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Flying Tiger Bean, who was born with a disability, also came to the eaves, humbly bowing his head and not daring to raise his head.

But Director Hu nodded.

"very good.

"From now on, you all stay here and guard the tent."

"Absolutely no mishaps are allowed to occur to the tent, and absolutely no dirt or grime is allowed to be tolerated on the tent!"

“Until I came out of there.”

"understand?"

Zhu Youjie and Dou Dou nodded quickly.

Director Hu grabbed the waist drum next to him, letting a black snake climb up his feet and legs before entering the tent that Zhu Youjie had just set up.

After sealing off the tent, they even fiddled around inside and put up an even smaller tent.

They had just crawled into the second-floor tent when they started drumming and dancing...

Thump…thump thump…

Strange drumbeats pierced through the rain.

Director Hu's dance-like movements of lifting his leg and twisting his waist were also reflected in the tent.

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"I don't know when the business in Donghu will end."

"But I am very happy to have met Professor Qin and Chairman Wu during this trip!"

"Come on, let's have another drink!"

Huang Xiaozhong raised his juice and offered another toast.

Wu Yun was drinking when his phone rang. He took it out and saw it was a message from the residents' group chat.

Our neighborhood's nightlife is getting more and more vibrant; I wonder whose kid is practicing drumming.

Hahaha, I heard it too! They were hitting it quite well!

[Much better than that guy playing the saxophone on the rooftop a few days ago]

In the villa community, neighbors occasionally make noise, but it can only be heard in the yard. Once you go inside and close the door, you can't hear any more noise.

So the neighbors generally don't care.

Wu Yun didn't care, locked her phone, and continued chatting with a smile.

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"Waaaaah, woof woof woof woof!"

In the living room, a dozen or so minks were having a heated discussion about how to handle the situation.

The mink triangle believes they should wait for their boss to return!

"Aww, waaaaah waaaah waaaah!"

Mink Circle believes that the owner should provide them with cell phones!
The dozen or so minks unanimously agreed with this statement... but today's matter couldn't wait!

"Waaaaah, waaaaah!"

Diao Heihei thought they should go out and find the boss immediately!

"Aww, waaaaah waaaah waaaah!"

Diao Jianjian disagreed because Diao neither knew where the boss had gone nor knew the roads in Donghu City.

Just then, with a creak, the elevator doors opened.

Mink Whitey dragged a bucket of water as she stepped out of the elevator.

"Waaaaah, woof woof woof woof!"

...With the boss away and the situation extremely urgent, it's time for them to come in handy!

"Awoooooo!"

...It has a secret weapon and needs a brother to join it in attack!
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Thump…thump thump…

To the strange drumbeats, Director Hu's dance continued.

Fei Hu Dou Dou and Zhu You Jie were guarding outside, and at first glance, they didn't think anything of it.

But the further we went, the stranger it seemed...

They gradually began to feel that the courtyard where the tent was located might... taste delicious?

"Ugh?"

"Roar?"

A man and a tiger stared at each other.

Could it be that Director Hu's dance gave this courtyard a "delicious" quality, making them hungry?
Thump...thump thump...thump thump thump...

As the drumbeats grew more and more rapid...

As Director Hu's dancing became faster and faster...

This "delicious" quality is actually spreading!
Zhu Youjie and Dou Dou thought that not only the courtyard was delicious, but even the trees outside the courtyard looked delicious!

Even the houses further away next door look delicious!
The man and the tiger grew increasingly confused, wondering what Director Hu was doing.

But it's alright...

As long as I keep an eye on Director Hu's tent, my mission is complete.

As long as they complete the task, Director Hu will help them rent a copy of the "Divine Blood Scripture".

With the "Divine Blood Scripture," they can master all the messy immortal techniques and sacrificial rituals of the Divine Blood Path!
At this moment, the man and the tiger became even more serious, their eyes wide open as they guarded the tent.

Actually, they don't need to do anything; the tent is quite safe.

Because the villa's courtyard is surrounded by greenery and enclosed by a metal fence, no one can see inside or sneak in.

What they didn't see was that, amidst the torrential rain, a canopy of black clouds was covering two minks, who were stealthily approaching the courtyard.

It was indeed Blackie and Whitey!
Each of them carried a huge water gun, and first used their slender bodies to squeeze through the gaps in the metal fence... Although they had gained a lot of weight, they could still squeeze in by sucking in their bellies.

Then, sneaking around the greenery around the courtyard, they stealthily approached the tent. Under the cover of the dark clouds, they extended the nozzle of the water gun beyond the clouds and sprayed water onto the tent.

Of course, what they spewed wasn't ordinary water!
It was actually the urine that Diao Baibai had been painstakingly accumulating over the past few days!

Ever since the battle on the floating island, Diao Baibai knew that his urine was extraordinary!
All that hard work and saving up has finally come in handy!

(End of this chapter)