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Chapter 70 Teacher Wu's Sparkling Popping Candy

Amidst the sound of heavy rain, Wu Yun had finished listing the formulas and drawing the diagrams, and had understood everything that Teacher Wu had taught him.

He lay back on the sofa, deep in thought.

The rotating secretary, Diao Fangfang, was squatting next to the boss, holding a cup of tea, ready to serve him at any time.

Suddenly, the boss reached out and grabbed two small black clouds.

Make the two clouds rotate at high speed and rub against each other, gradually producing a "sizzling" sound of thunder. Then slowly pull the two clouds apart to reveal the twisting, jumping, and bright electric arcs between them!

Diao Fangfang instinctively widened her eyes and moved closer to the boss.

"Ow?"

That move looks amazing!

Wu Yun stared at the lightning arc floating in mid-air, recalling the knowledge taught by Teacher Wu.

"So, an electric arc is essentially caused by an excessively strong electric field breaking down the air, resulting in leakage?"
"As the leakage process continues, the electric field will become weaker and weaker, and the electric arc will disappear."

"The destructive power of this move does not rely on electric arcs, but on electric fields—extremely high electric field strengths that far exceed the tolerance of ordinary humans and even celestial officials?"

Sure enough, the arc gradually dimmed before long.

After making two buzzing sounds, the sound went out completely.

Diao Fangfang looked at the extinguished electric arc, then at her boss.

"Ow?"

there is none left?
What should I do?
Wu Yun leaned back on the sofa, took the teapot from Diao Fangfang's paw, and took a sip.

"Actually, this duration is not too short."

"That's enough to kill a lot of people."

"And this thing isn't difficult to make."

In the blink of an eye, dozens of small black clouds flew over, pairing up above him, spinning rapidly and rubbing against each other before slowly separating!

A dozen or so electric arcs appeared, hovering beside him, sizzling and shining brightly before gradually fading away.

Diao Fangfang was dumbfounded.

"Ow?"

It doesn't quite understand either.

After all, it was just a mink.

But it looks pretty impressive!

Wu Yun continued muttering to himself, as if he were explaining something or organizing his thoughts.

"Teacher Wu inspired me."

"Perhaps we can use high-speed particles to make a knife?"

"The electric arc isn't long enough, but the particles can travel back and forth..."

He reached out and grabbed two clumps of clouds, then began to frown and slowly tried to grasp them.

After the two clouds spun at high speed and rubbed against each other rapidly, they slowly separated.

Between the two clouds, tiny droplets and ice crystals moving at supersonic speeds immediately began to move at high speeds in opposite directions!
sizzle...

An electric arc flashed, and the two clouds instantly transformed, one into a droplet, the other into a lump of ice crystals...

"It failed?"

"what happened?

"Is the structure not refined enough?"

Wu Yun picked up the notebook again and began to write and draw.

……

A hearing is being held in a brightly lit conference room.

A group of people gathered around the conference table, discussing the matter animatedly.

"...I still recommend lowering the danger rating of the Cloud Chaser route."

The celestial official who had traveled through Yinshan sat at the table and made his remarks.

This hearing is to assess the danger level of each avenue in order to determine the urgency of the response should a terrorist attack on the official residence occur.

"Currently, the Yinshan route appears to be the most dangerous. I strongly recommend that the danger level and the urgency of the response to the incident be classified as Level A..."

Huang Xiaozhong, Captain Zhang, and others also attended the hearing.

He nodded slightly at this point.

The path through the clouds is indeed not that dangerous.

After all, this path has been cleaned up by the big shots, and the vast majority of sycophantic scum are already dead.

Nodding, he listened as the celestial official passing through Yinshan continued.

"...The strangeness and lethality of the Cloud-Soaring Path aren't that great..."

At this point, Huang Xiaozhong immediately objected!

The Cloud-Soaring Path has no offensive capabilities!?
"...Actually, we have studied it, and the voltage of lightning in the clouds is no more than tens of thousands of volts at most."

"With current technology, custom-made protective suits can actually protect against..."

At the hearing, the other celestial officials all nodded in agreement.

Huang Xiaozhong, Captain Zhang, and the others stood there, stunned. Recalling the scene of the big boss slaughtering the Liu family, they instinctively felt that this narrative was wrong... but they couldn't refute it, unable to pinpoint what the problem was...

……

Blah blah blah...

The sound of rain outside the window is constant.

In the spacious and bright office, Mr. Lü stood obediently in front of the desk, silent as a cicada in winter.

Meanwhile, the director of the Spirit Investment Office, sitting in a swivel office chair behind the desk, was reading a letter made of animal skin, leaving only the back of his office chair in sight.

After a long while, the director finally spoke, his voice slightly hoarse, like that of a teenager going through puberty.

"So your guess is that the Great Ninth Grade of the Soaring Cloud Passage is located in East Lake?"
"He killed Director Hu and intercepted the Spirit Rain?"

Mr. Lü nodded quickly.

"Director, I suspect it's like this..."

The director did not turn around.

"Director Hu cannot have died in vain."

“He can’t always intercept the spiritual rain.”

"Xiao Lü, go to East Lake and take care of this guy."

Mr. Lü was about to nod in agreement when he suddenly realized something was wrong!

"Director...I...I'll handle it?"
"I... he's a ninth-rank official..."

The director scoffed.

"Heh, a Grand Ninth Grader from the Cloud-Soaring Path, what are you afraid of?"
"A group of censors who hide and spy, then complain to their superiors, are all just bullies who use the power of others to bully others."

“In the past, the celestial realm was prosperous, and even tigers borrowed their power.”

"Now that he's in the mortal realm, who can he complain to?"

"You... um... how about this, didn't you say he could use Cloud-Generated Thunder?"

"Go find Deputy Director Lei and ask him to go with you."

Mr. Lü was slightly bewildered.

The spiritual investment office has one director and more than a dozen deputy directors.

Who is Deputy Director Lei again?

After a moment's thought, he suddenly remembered and immediately smiled.

"Yes, Director, I will definitely complete the task!"

This Deputy Director Lei is only a ninth-rank official... but the path he takes is the Thunder Pool!

In the immortal realm, it is the master of killing and warfare; in the mortal realm, it is the number one path of killing and warfare among the ten paths, the Thunder Pool!

The director did not turn around, leaving Mr. Lü with only his back.

"Okay, be careful on the road."

"And don't forget, the spirit-testing stick in his hand, which should theoretically belong to the Starry Sky Palace."

"Remember to take it back; store it with us for now."

"I'll return it to the rightful owner when I have the chance."

Mr. Lü agreed, while the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

All that talk about avenging Director Hu, about maintaining order in the distribution of spiritual energy rain... it's all a lie.

The head of the Spirit Detection Office also wants that spirit-testing stick, that's the real reason!
……

Achoo!

On the giant black cloud, Wu Yun sneezed.

"Is someone thinking about me?"

He had figured it out, and now he controlled the two small black clouds, slowly pulling them apart.

Diao Fangfang squatted nearby and saw tiny droplets and ice crystals flashing with electricity between the two dark clouds, flying back and forth, gradually accelerating...

Gradually, the tiny droplets and ice crystals almost turned into bright lines!
Gradually, the bright lines blurred into a dazzling waterfall!

sizzle...

Between two dark clouds, above the dazzling waterfall, flashes of lightning occasionally appear!
"Aww, waah waah?"

Diao Fangfang grinned, revealing her small, sharp teeth.

This is a good idea!
This move looks good and lasts longer!

Wu Yun also grinned.

I've made up my mind!
"Let's give this move a majestic name."

"In memory of Teacher Wu, in memory of science."

"Let's call it Teacher Wu's Sparkling Popping Candy!"

He looked at Diao Fangfang.

"How about it? Isn't it a perfect fit?"

(End of this chapter)