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Chapter 115 I want to fly around the equator

Meng Bai had never imagined this.

He would unknowingly put on a wedding dress and then unknowingly marry a bride according to ancient customs.

What's even more absurd is that he has to drink with a bunch of random guests outside. Meanwhile, his real girlfriend is laughing and joking with his bride in the bridal chamber.

That wasn't the end of it. At the banquet, someone who claimed to be his junior sister started getting drunk.

And next to the junior sister was the junior brother who admired her;
Behind the junior brother was the senior sister who was pregnant with his child;

Behind the senior sister were the senior brothers from other sects who were planning to take over.

Behind this senior brother is his female master, who loves him but cannot speak of it due to societal constraints.

Chaos.

It's all chaos.

The people of the entire city have truly had their eyes opened today.

The wedding procession only traveled a total of two miles.

But along this two-mile stretch of road, a dozen or so people suddenly appeared one after another, each of them somehow connected to the one in front.

Moreover, each relationship is more explosive than the last, making it difficult to keep up.

The wealthy young ladies, who had been moved by the story of Su Xingtang and Yu Hua'er and had disguised themselves to watch the wedding from their carriage, were now completely bewildered by these scoundrels.

But these celestial beings found it delightful.

They no longer seemed to be vying for fame; rather, they seemed to be having a blast, completely absorbed in the persona they had created for themselves.

The more intense the relationship, the more thoroughly one becomes immersed in it.

It seems that this identity gave them a unique kind of excitement.

If this continues, Meng Bai thinks that someone will definitely take it seriously, since it's not impossible to make love in the Dream Realm.

However, before considering others, Meng Bai felt he should consider himself first.

Night falls quietly.

The flame on the red candle crackled and flickered.

Meng Bai used scissors to adjust the candle wick, making the room a little brighter.

Then, he leaned against the table and looked at Yu Xuanchen, who was sitting on the bed, dressed in a bright red wedding gown and wearing a flower crown.

She seemed a little nervous, her head down, her hands fidgeting with the hem of her clothes, and occasionally glancing up at Meng Bai.

"This is fucking absurd." Meng Bai couldn't hold back any longer.

"What?" Yu Xuanchen didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing." Meng Bai shook his head, then asked with a smile, "So, did you have fun today?"

"Yes." Yu Xuanchen nodded vigorously.

"As long as it's fun."

"Hehe~~" Yu Xuanchen chuckled foolishly.

Taking advantage of her good mood, Meng Bai casually said, "Your sister and I are going back to Earth later. Your sister wants to write the True Scripture, but with her own experience and knowledge, she can't write it."

Therefore, we need to go to Earth to learn from the wisdom of our predecessors, and refer to their documents and solutions, so that we can write truly useful scriptures.

Upon hearing this, Yu Xuanchen's smile slowly froze, and the corners of his mouth visibly turned down.

However, she quickly put on a smile and said, "Okay."

"Don't worry, I'll be back soon," Meng Bai quickly said.

"It's alright, becoming a god is the most important thing. I'm not in any danger here. I can wander around by myself. Don't worry about me, you guys go about your business." Yu Xuanchen waved his hand, pretending to be indifferent.

"I will really be back to be with you very soon, within four hours at most."

“Okay.” Yu Xuanchen didn’t believe it at all; that’s what his sister always said when she left.

"Get yourself ready, take off your makeup, and go to sleep. I'm going out to find your sister."

"Hmm." Yu Xuanchen grinned and gave Meng Bai a smile.

Seeing this, Meng Bai took a deep breath, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he swallowed it. The incense on his body wafted out, forming a protective armor for Yu Xuanchen.

Immediately afterwards, he pushed open the door and walked from the bedroom to the main hall.

Su Xintang stood in the main hall, and seeing him come out in his red wedding attire, she couldn't help but whisper, "Does he really have to leave tonight? On your wedding night, even in the dream realm, you shouldn't..."

"What if she wants to mate with me when things get heated? The habits of celestial beings and mortals are already different, and the habits of jade snakes are even more different from those of me, an earthling. Do you think I should refuse or not?"

"..." Su Xintang was speechless. She knew very well that this was not impossible.

"Let's go, let's go. Time it right, come back in eight hours. Once we're done with this, we'll find a way to bring her back to Earth, no matter what." The light from the teleportation point began to glow, and ten seconds later, the two of them "whooshed" and collapsed into two points of light, disappearing from the central hall.

Yu Xuanchen, inside the bridal chamber, covered his mouth and stared wide-eyed as the two left.

After the two disappeared, she slowly turned around, leaned against the door, and slid down to sit on the floor.

She curled up, hugged her legs, buried her head deep in her knees, and began to tremble all over.

She was abandoned by her family more than a decade ago.

Today, she felt as if she had been abandoned by her family again.
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Earth.

Inside Meng Bai's bedroom in his hometown.

The two returned and, without much conversation, quickly packed their things and went downstairs.

Meng Bai's father went to the fields early in the morning; it's unclear whether he was working there. It was last night, Earth time, after he had those words with Meng Bai, and he didn't know how to face his son.

In fact, not only him, but Meng Bai's mother, Lü Xiu, also felt somewhat awkward when she saw Su Xintang.

However, when she heard that Meng Bai and Su Xintang were leaving, she forgot all about being embarrassed.

She found an opportunity to pull Meng Bai aside and said, "You wouldn't be stupid enough to tell Xia what your father said, would you?"

"No."

"You absolutely mustn't tell her those things, otherwise what will she think? You'll have to break up even if you're not already!" Deep down, Lü Xiu still hoped that the two of them could have a long and lasting relationship.

"Don't worry, we were just passing through our hometown and thought we'd come back for a visit. It's not because of what we said yesterday that we're leaving."

"That's good. Where are you going?" Lü Xiu was slightly relieved.

"Let's go to Shenzhen, then to Taiwan to bring Xia's grandma to the mainland for a trip, and film it on the way," Meng Bai said, half-jokingly.

"Oh." Lü Xiu was also half-believing and half-doubting, but the mother and son were indeed paired up.

Meng Bai then remembered something and asked with a smile, "Have you had breakfast today?"

"No, I cooked rice, but I just can't eat it. I'm not hungry," Lü Xiu said, rubbing her stomach.

Upon hearing this, Su Xintang, who was standing nearby, almost burst out laughing. "It's good that you're not hungry. Last night, Meng Bai fed you 18 pills. The largest pill was almost the size of an egg. It almost choked the old couple to death."

Meng Bai couldn't help but chuckle, suppressing his laughter as he said, "Alright, Mom, time is limited. We'll come back to play again next time."

"Is the money enough?" Lü Xiu didn't stop her, but took out her phone to transfer money to Meng Bai.

"No need, no need, this is all work. Work is handled by the company through official accounts, you don't need to pay me." Meng Bai said, and then stuffed Lü Xiu's phone back into his hand.

After chatting for a few more minutes, Meng Bai and Su Xintang dragged their suitcases into a ride-hailing car.

Half an hour later...

Inside a public restroom, two invisible figures leaped into the air. Su Xintang, a cultivator at the Spirit God Realm, flew at such a speed that it created sonic booms.

The sound was suppressed by her divine sense and became completely silent.

Did you just scan my mother with your divine sense?

"After scanning, it seems that only one or two of the eighteen pills have been absorbed. The rest will probably need another half month to be fully digested."

"They won't take him out, will they?"

"Maybe."

"Wouldn't that be a waste?"

"I told you not to drink so much medicine, but you wouldn't listen. Who takes medicine like it's food? You almost choked your parents to death," Su Xintang complained.

"I was hoping to get it right the first time, wasn't I?"

"It all went into their stomach at once, and their stomach is full of pills. It's also possible that they won't be able to pass through their bowels and will slowly digest in their stomachs. If that's the case, your aunt and uncle might not have much of an appetite for the next few days."

"Hey~~" Meng Bai chuckled, then turned to Su Xintang and started chatting about the plan.

But before they could chat for long, Su Xintang suddenly stopped and said, "We've arrived."

"?" Meng Bai was taken aback.

He then realized that the city in front of him was extremely familiar; he had indeed arrived in Shenzhen.

He quickly pulled out his phone and checked: "Holy crap, more than forty minutes? More than forty minutes to fly from my home to Shenzhen?"

"The straight-line distance is about 700 kilometers, that's about right. And this is with you flying along. If you become a True Immortal of Spirit Control, we can each fly separately, and it should only take half an hour."

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Meng Bai suddenly urged.

The shock he felt from Su Xintang's divine sense was far less intense than the forty-minute drive to Shenzhen. He had previously taken a ride-sharing service, a journey that took a full fourteen hours, leaving him with a broken back.

"Quickly contact Ningmeng and Grandma. You need to finish writing your thesis. When I become an immortal, I want to fly around the equator to see if there is any Xiangpiaopiao (a type of herbal tea) in the equatorial sky."

(End of this chapter)