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Chapter 151 Selling This Butt

The balcony of my old home.

Meng Bai sat on the railing, enjoying the evening breeze.

To be honest, now that he has just become a true immortal, he has a lot to say to others, whether it's sharing his joy or planning for the future.

After much thought, the only people he could openly discuss these things with were Su Xintang and Yu Xuanchen.

He really wanted to meet the two of them, have a few drinks with them, and celebrate.

Unfortunately, there are always those clueless third wheels!
That's right, I'm talking about you, Lu Dai!
What are you, a righteous god, doing wandering around aimlessly all day?

If you have nothing better to do, why don't you go down to the mortal realm and take charge of your Yu Kingdom? Why should the Great Dharma Body do all the work? Doesn't the Great Dharma Body need to take a break?
You wicked righteous god, you even exploit your own Dharma body!

He was cursing in his heart.

Su Xintang suddenly communicated through the butterfly: "Lu Dai is gone, and..."

Upon hearing this, Meng Bai didn't even want to hear what was to come and immediately activated the time travel feature.

Ten seconds later, he appeared in the cave as a speck of light.

As soon as he appeared, Yu Xuanchen, who was as thick as a bowl and seven or eight meters long, flew over, wrapped his arms around his body, and rubbed his head against him, saying, "Brother, is this your physical body?"

Meng Bai reached out and touched the snake's head, then looked around and found that besides Yu Xuanchen, there was only a little girl grinning at him in the cave.

So, he instinctively asked, "Where's your sister? Who's this kid?"

The "child" who was originally looking at Meng Bai with a smile suddenly froze.

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Yu Xuanchen burst into laughter, rolling off Meng Bai and tumbling around on the ground.

"Huh?" Meng Bai was puzzled. What's so funny?

"Who do I look like to you?!" Su Sansui floated up in annoyance, put her hands on her hips, and approached Meng Bai.

"Hmm? This looks familiar." Meng Bai scratched his chin.

"..." Su Xintang.

"Hahahaha..." Yu Xuanchen was about to die.

Seeing their reactions, Meng Bai finally realized what was going on and tentatively asked, "Heart Candy?"

"Not bad, my eyes aren't blind yet." Su Xintang rolled her eyes, her voice still childish.

"Why did you turn into a child?" Meng Bai asked, puzzled.

"As for extending lifespan and rejuvenating, you've forgotten that my master also looks like a young man. I'm too young; the rejuvenation process has gone too far."

"Hey, is that true? I have to say, it's kind of cute, a chubby little baby." Meng Bai said, reaching out to pinch Su Xintang's cheek.

"Tsk, get out of the way!" Su Xintang dodged Meng Bai's hand and floated back a little.

"Alright, alright, change back. I was planning to have a drink with you, how can I drink with you like this?" Meng Bai said, reaching out to grab the stone table and benches next to him.

He then took out several kinds of raw meat and seasonings from the storage space, intending to have a barbecue.

Then, he took out the Seven-Core Dew that Lu Yunluo had given him. Last time he drank this wine, he couldn't handle even one cup. Now that he's become an immortal, he has to savor the taste properly.

But just as he was about to cut the meat, he heard Yu Xuanchen say with a laugh, "Sister can't turn back."

"?" Meng Bai paused, his knife still. "Don't do this! I finally found a girlfriend, I can't let her turn into a child!"
"Don't listen to her, it will turn back in two years," Su Xintang quickly said.

"How long?" Meng Bai could hardly believe his ears.

It will take 720 days for it to grow back.

"Does it take 720 days to grow, or does it only start growing after 720 days?" Meng Bai asked to confirm.

"The three-year-old appearance lasts for 720 days, and then it should grow back overnight." Su Xintang even went to discuss this with his master.

Hearing this, Meng Bai pondered for a moment, and while continuing to cut the meat, said, "This is really troublesome. I was originally thinking that we could use this time to unlock that blue dot on you."

The unlock condition for the Blue Dot is to participate in a competitive reality show with a ranking system or a major sporting event and achieve a top-seven finish.

The rules are the same as those for competing for the same ancestral worship.

There are two rewards upon success. The first reward is a token for descending to the mortal realm. One Su Xintang will be awarded, and Meng Bai will also receive one, for a total of two tokens.

Of course, they have already become immortals and gods, so they don't need this when they come down to earth.

But it can be used by Yu Xuanchen.

In addition, there is an unknown reward.

Meng Bai really wanted this unknown reward. What if it was some kind of awesome spell? What if it was a blueprint for an incredibly powerful magic weapon?
This is all possible.

It should be noted that Su Xintang's Baogao Meijing will not open for another 27 days, and it will take another 28 days to close after that, which means she has almost two months to open the blue points.

If they succeed, Yu Xuanchen will be able to descend to the mortal realm with them, and the two of them will have an additional unknown strength to rely on.

But now that Su Xintang has turned into a child, Meng Bai's plans have been disrupted.

If that's the case, in order to ensure that Earth's timeline doesn't advance, the two of them would have to stay in Hegu for two years.

“Why don’t you just use your acting skills to make me participate?” Su Xintang suggested.

"Acting skills require the power of incense offerings. I only have two hundred and sixty incense offerings. I can manage to change the appearance of my soul, but I can't maintain it for long when I transform into a physical body. It's easy for problems to arise." Meng Bai shook his head. This was the biggest difference between him and Su Xintang.

The Su Xin Tang temple has incense offerings, so nearly three thousand extra incense offerings were made.

If Meng Bai wants incense offerings, he needs to find a way to unlock enough light points to expand the storage capacity of incense offerings.

"What should we do then?" Su Xintang asked, glancing at Yu Xuanchen.

"If Lu Dai can transform into Lu Xiqing, does that prove that there is a transformation spell? If I can learn this spell, I can also transform into you. I have 15,000 strands of immortal energy that can last for a long time."

"Yes, there must be such a spell, but she probably won't teach it. Besides, it's not appropriate for you to learn it from her. She always thought you were an old immortal, surely you wouldn't be so ignorant as to not know such a spell?"

"This time, I really overdid it." Meng Bai scratched his chin.

After saying that, he added, "This kind of magic shouldn't be some kind of secret technique, right? Do other people know it?"

"It shouldn't be some kind of secret technique. The Hongshuang family and the Zhongping family might have similar spells." After saying that, Su Xintang suddenly fell silent and complained, "How come we don't know anything about this?"

"..." Meng Bai.

"..." Su Xintang.

"..." Yu Xuanchen, who didn't even have his own clan's Dao techniques.

The three stared at each other, each feeling as if the other had a line of big words written on their foreheads—illiterate in the field of cultivation.

It was quiet for a while.

Su Xintang added, "It's alright. I reckon someone will come to me soon to switch my position as a companion priest. I can take this opportunity to exchange some magical artifacts, spells, and books to brush up on my knowledge."

"That's true." Meng Bai's face lit up with joy, having forgotten about that.

But before he could be happy for long, he saw Su Xintang's chubby little face fall down again: "No, I'm thinking that this time there may not be many people willing to be my companions."

"Why?" Meng Bai asked, puzzled. The title of Savior Goddess of Suffering is such a wonderful one. How can it be acceptable if no one comes to visit?

"Things haven't been peaceful at Broken Dam lately..." Su Xintang told Meng Bai about the two plague demons and adult stag beetles in Broken Dam.

Upon hearing this news, Meng Bai frowned and said incredulously, "Of the thirteen spirit gods of the Broken Dam, eleven have fled, leaving only two spirit gods remaining there?"

"Yes, this only proves that the plague demon and the stag beetle are indeed not something that ordinary spirits can handle, otherwise they wouldn't have all run away."

How big is the breach in the dam?

"Maybe... as big as four or five Guangdong provinces?"

"That area is quite large. We might not even be able to run into that plague demon and the 'bibi' (a mythical beast)."

“If they weren’t eliminated by the other gods, and if they intend to stay in Broken Dam, then we’ll run into them sooner or later.” Su Xintang didn’t expect that they wouldn’t run into them.

After saying that, she added, "So, once everyone knows that I am going to break the dam, I guess not many of your children will be willing to be my attendants. Who would want to suffer like that?"

"Couldn't their parents step in just once? Even though the Plague Demon and the Beastman are strong, they can't withstand a single blow from the Great Body of the True God, can they?"

“Firstly, Broken Dam is not within the Divine Realm, so it's not convenient to take action; there are taboos. Secondly, in a place like Broken Dam, if the Plague Demon dies today, who knows what other one might appear tomorrow? We can't always have the parents take action, can we?”

"So, we don't necessarily have to go to the Broken Dam and seek a position in another divine kingdom? Didn't you say that several righteous gods invited you to their divine kingdoms?"

“But my title is Savior from Suffering, and my true scriptures have been deduced by Heaven three-quarters and nine-tenths of the way. How can I not go? Heaven is watching from above.”

"..." Meng Bai was speechless for a moment.

"Besides, if there is danger in breaking the dam today, we can hide in God's Kingdom; but if there is danger in God's Kingdom tomorrow, where will we hide then? On Earth?"
Meng Bai, you often say you're useless and that you should always be prepared. But when things actually come to you, you never shy away from them; you love taking risks more than anyone else.

Is it in your nature to deal with righteous gods in the body of a dead soul, hiding and dodging? I'd rather hide, but I'm afraid you wouldn't." Su Xintang continued.

"I don't have that much on my shoulders, I'm still a coward," Meng Bai said.

Having said that, he skipped over the topic and said, "Let's make two preparations. First, the others don't know that you will definitely go to break the dam, so they will still talk to you about the position of assistant sacrifice."

While you're at it, see if you can get your hands on a transformation spell. Our biggest asset right now is still the light spots; I need to find a way to unlock the blue spots on you before you descend to the mortal realm.

That way we can bring Ah Chen down to the mortal realm, and we won't have to worry. That unknown reward might just be a very useful spell, or something else entirely; it certainly won't be bad.

"Mm." Su Xintang nodded.

"As a backup plan, I'll go and see Lu Dai to see if I can get this spell from her."

Are you going to give Yuanyang to her?

"No, the more she wants my virginity, the less easily I can give it to her. Once I do, I'll become useless, and it won't be as easy for me to deal with her again."

So, I plan to talk to her about other things, such as drawing a batch of Mysteries of All Beings for her to relieve her stress. In this way, the Yin-Yang Fruit might also ripen.

"I'll take Ah Chen to Earth to see if we can activate her light spot. That way, our strength will need to increase further." Meng Bai shook his head.

"But what if she insists on having your virginity?"

"Can one see the primordial yang energy?"

"I can't tell, I don't know if the true gods can."

"She doesn't dare use her divine sense to look at me. I don't believe she can tell with her naked eye whether I'm a virgin or not. If she could tell, I might as well just sell my virginity." Meng Bai really didn't believe in this nonsense.

(End of this chapter)