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Chapter 153 The Aunt Forces Herself

Inside the wooden house.

Lu Dai, dressed in a dark purple star-studded celestial robe, pinned Meng Bai against the wall.

At this moment, she recalled the last time she used her divine sense to see Meng Bai's mystery of all living beings being detonated, and then the tree taking away that mystery.

The experience of being slapped and then given a sweet treat made Lu Dai feel extremely humiliated.

It was precisely because of that experience that she lost the patience to slowly test Meng Bai and became determined to get rid of him and resolve this trouble as soon as possible.

Now, Meng Bai is resorting to the same old tricks.

Lu Dai was truly shocked!

On the one hand, she was shocked that Meng Bai could truly absorb the mysteries of all living beings;

On the other hand, they were shocked that Meng Bai dared to pull this stunt.
Does he think he can use this ability to take whatever he wants from me?
old man!
You really don't respect me at all!
To be honest, this was a real misunderstanding of Meng Bai, because Meng Bai didn't know that the Two Elements Mysterious Wood had already used the Mystery of All Beings on Lu Dai's behalf once.

When they drew lots last time, Meng Bai even thought Lu Dai was Lu Xiqing.

If he had known he had already smoked it last time, he definitely wouldn't be doing this pretentious thing, intending to "shock Lu Dai for a hundred years."

Given this information gap, Lu Dai slowly tightened her grip on Meng Bai's neck, her beautiful eyes coldly fixed on him, and said, "Meng Bai, do you perhaps think that my position as a true god was something I picked up off the street?"

"You really think I'm afraid of you?"

"Say!"

"What exactly are you plotting?"

As Lu Dai's voice grew colder and colder, Meng Bai thought to himself, "Something's wrong with this script."

But he still forced a smile and said, "Lu Zheng Shen, don't try to turn the tables on me. Didn't you ask Su Xin Tang to ask a true immortal to come over?"

"Heh~~" Lu Dai was finally amused. She sneered, "Last time when you left, I asked you if you knew a True Immortal, and you said you didn't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Meng Bai interrupted him, saying, "I really don't know them. All the True Immortals I knew are dead."

After saying that, without waiting for Lu Dai's reply, he continued, "Lu Dai, I didn't want to come, but I know that once you discover that I have a Spirit Control True Body, you will definitely come looking for me."

If I don't meet with you, you won't let this go. Rather than letting you search everywhere and endanger the lives of the Lu family's spies, I'd rather come to see you myself.

In fact, I knew you would overthink things before I came, which is why I expended so much energy using a secret technique to alleviate your confusion about the mysteries of life, all so that I could have a calm and peaceful conversation with you.

At this point, Meng Bai glanced down at Lu Dai's hand, then looked up and stared into Lu Dai's eyes, saying, "Do you really intend to repay kindness with ingratitude?"

"The little bit of mystery of all living beings that you absorbed will be reborn in less than a year. If you really want me to be grateful to you, you'd better absorb more."

"If you can absorb all the mysteries of all living beings that I have accumulated over the past thousand years, I will be your concubine for a hundred years to repay your great kindness. Go ahead and absorb it," Lu Dai sneered.

After saying that, she continued, "Old man, do you really think you can lower my guard by playing some tricks? You underestimate me. Let me ask you, where did you get this Spirit Control True Body?"

"We're not close enough to share every secret, are we?" Meng Bai didn't explain, knowing that as someone who was "cultivation illiterate," the more he said, the more flaws he would reveal.

Upon hearing this, Lu Dai's eyes flickered between light and shadow.

There is a difference between the true body and the Dharma body. The Dharma body is created through incense, magical power, and some rare and precious materials, and cannot be considered a real body.

The Dharma body cannot cultivate autonomously, nor does it have a truly independent personality.

Once the physical body dies, the Dharma body will also become an unconscious puppet and gradually disintegrate.

Therefore, Lu Dai really couldn't understand how Meng Bai, who was only a primordial spirit that was almost like a dead soul, could have acquired a true immortal body.

Isn't he dead?
Or did you possess my body?
It shouldn't be a possession.

The reason why a true immortal is called a true immortal is because there is also a false immortal in contrast.

The origins of pseudo-immortals are complex. Some are true immortals who have possessed the bodies of others and started cultivating again; some are gods who couldn't resist the distractions of incense offerings and switched from the path of gods to the path of immortals; and some are simply mortals who have obtained the inheritance of the path of immortals and started cultivating.

The biggest difference between a true immortal and a false immortal is that a true immortal can cultivate immortal flowers, which are transformed into immortal energy.
A false immortal cannot cultivate immortal flowers; what is transformed is magical power.

Although cases of true immortals possessing bodies have become less common in recent years, they are not unheard of.

The special thing about the Immortal Flower is that it is a symbiotic relationship between spirit and body. So even if a true immortal's primordial spirit takes over another's body, it cannot cultivate an Immortal Flower. The body taken over cannot become the true body of a true immortal.

In conclusion, Lu Dai had two guesses.

She probed, "So, did you escape the mystery of your birth, reincarnate in the underworld with all your memories, and start anew?"

Or perhaps you're just a newly ascended Spirit Master, and all your previous methods were some kind of immortal technique I'm unaware of.

Upon hearing this question, Meng Bai still did not give a direct answer: "So, do you want to seek the primordial yang energy, or do you want to play the role of an official interrogating a prisoner?"

“Even if you didn’t say it, I could guess. Since you can solve the mysteries of all living beings, it’s not surprising that you have a way to avoid the illusions of the womb.” Lu Dai felt that it was more likely that Meng Bai was a reincarnation.

The reason is simple: if Meng Bai were just a Spirit Master, he wouldn't have so many inexplicable abilities.

They certainly wouldn't have the ability to help Su Xintang advance directly from the Jade Bone Realm to the Spirit God Position, and they even received the title of "Savior from Suffering".

With such methods, he doesn't even have a single righteous god.

Thinking of this, she still held onto Meng Bai's neck, her mind racing, planning to take advantage of Meng Bai's arrival in his true form to test his true strength.

So she exclaimed, "The old senior's skills are truly extraordinary. Even after reincarnation, he was still able to cultivate into a true immortal!"

"Hmph~~" Meng Bai dared not engage in a topic he didn't understand.

While dealing with the situation, he introspectively examined the Yin-Yang Mysterious Wood. After replenishing Lu Dai's knowledge of the mysteries of all living beings, the Yin-Yang Fruit on the Mysterious Wood had grown considerably.

If I could smoke it again, I guess I'd be more familiar with it by then.

However, extracting the mysteries of all beings from non-contracted deities requires consuming the incense within the light spot, and he only had two hundred and sixty of them, which he had just exhausted.

If you want to draw again, you have to go back to Earth to replenish your incense offerings.

The good news is that this portion of the Mystery of All Beings hasn't reached the cooldown limit of the Yin-Yang Mystic Wood yet. After replenishing the incense, Meng Bai can immediately draw again without waiting for the cooldown.

Thinking of this, Meng Bai looked at Lu Dai and deliberately said, "If you don't welcome me, I'll leave now. Don't look for me again, and I won't come to the Lu family. Just like before, how does that sound?"

"Leave your vital energy behind." Lu Dai hadn't forgotten the important matter after all.

"This..." Meng Bai was about to speak when Lu Dai interrupted him.

She said, "No need to say anything. I know what you want to say. I can tell whether you have virginity by looking at myself."

After she finished speaking, she waved her hand, and thirty-six small statues of gods floated behind her.

These are small statues of the thirty-six divine generals under her command.

Before Meng Bai could figure out what she was going to do, he saw waves of divine thoughts surging out from the thirty-six small statues.

In just a moment, they had completely destroyed the nine layers of black protective armor on Meng Bai's body.

The moment the explosion was over, Lu Dai's lips curled into a smile. She thought to herself that the mystery of this protective barrier was indeed easy to solve, and those who had been fooled once would not fall for it a second time.

As she thought about it, her divine sense surged into Meng Bai's body like a tidal wave.

Then she smiled!

"As expected, there is still Yuan Yang."

"..." Meng Bai was caught off guard by this whole thing.

Good heavens, the Divine Sea tactic?
Thirty-six divine generals, sharing the negative effects of the Black Piece Armor?

"Name your price for the primordial yang energy." Lu Dai didn't give Meng Bai much time to think.

"This isn't the price... um... cough cough cough cough~~" Meng Bai had just opened his mouth, but before he could finish speaking, Lu Dai stuffed a pill into his mouth.

"What did you feed me?" Meng Bai was now truly panicked.

In the past, when Lu Dai tried to reason with me, I didn't think she was that difficult. Today, I've finally witnessed what it means to be a manifested deity who has been "skilled in all sorts of trickery and deception" since she was young.

“An aphrodisiac,” Lu Dai said with a light laugh.

In fact, what she gave Meng Bai was a rare tonic that she had refined herself to harmonize Yin and Yang. Yin pills and Yang pills were meant to be taken in pairs.

If one only consumes Yang Dan, even a righteous god will feel hot all over and dizzy, as if he has drunk too much alcohol, and it will take a long time for the heat to subside.

In other words, Lu Dai didn't have the kind of aphrodisiac that could work on a true immortal; she was deceiving Meng Bai.

But Meng Bai didn't know that.

His eyes were filled with shock as he looked at Lu Dai.

A righteous god, feeding himself aphrodisiacs?

Seeing Meng Bai staring at her, Lu Dai released her grip on his neck: "It's just a little aphrodisiac, you don't need to look at me like that."

Then, she turned around and paced back and said, "Senior, you've been bullying me for so long, isn't it reasonable for me to retaliate?"

"You, a righteous god, are feeding people aphrodisiacs? Don't you care about your dignity?" Meng Bai felt his whole body starting to heat up.

“If it were dealing with other younger people, this method would naturally be a bit underhanded. But we’re both this old, why should we care about such empty fame?” Lu Dai turned around and looked at Meng Bai with a smile.

After saying that, seeing Meng Bai turn his immortal energy to force the pill out of his body, she added, "No need to bother, it took me a hundred years to gather all the ingredients for that medicine."

"It also contains the supernatural powers I left behind; even a true deity would benefit from it. If you were a flawless true immortal, that medicine would certainly have no effect on you. Unfortunately, you are not; you are a Spirit-Controlling Immortal."

“Lu Zheng…” Meng Bai was about to try to reason with him.

But Lu Dai interrupted him for the third time.

Lu Dai crossed her arms, looking quite smug: "I know you have a special escape technique that allows you to travel thousands of miles. You can go if you want, but once the drug takes effect, it won't be pleasant."

“After I leave, I can find another woman to solve the problem, but then the primordial yang energy that I’ve cultivated for sixty years will be gone!” Meng Bai continued.

"This medicine is like being burned alive. If you don't take the antidote, it will burn you for three or four years. What use is it to find another woman? You can find ten or a hundred, but it won't make a difference."

"I do not believe."

"Believe it or not, it's up to you," Lu Dai said, then gestured for him to leave.

After seeing this, Meng Bai really didn't dare to leave.

Seeing that he didn't leave, Lu Dai reached out and placed a chair behind Meng Bai.

“Senior, we’re both getting on in years, so it’s better to be pragmatic. If you leave now, not only will the vital energy be given to someone else for nothing, but it will also completely antagonize the Lu family.”

I know you have a thousand wonderful magic tricks, but I don't believe you want to be hunted down by me all the time. We have no enmity, so why should we end up like this?

"If you don't leave, let's discuss this properly. I will follow the rules and offer generous gifts in exchange for your vital energy. My nephew Xi Qing still has her vital essence; you won't lose out by taking it."

(End of this chapter)