I've already reached the Nascent Soul stage, and you're saying I didn't time travel?
Chapter 9 Today is a Day to Be Happy
Chapter 9 Let's be happy today!
"I didn't expect to be able to win two prizes in just half an hour of live streaming."
"Then if I stream for a day, I can draw 96 times?"
"Can you give away 30,040 prizes in a year through live streaming?"
"After so many draws, even a pig could be made to take off from its spot."
"Not to mention a genius like me, who might be able to achieve Nascent Soul in a year and return to my hometown smoothly."
Just imagining that scene made Qi Xuan feel a surge of joy.
However, he also knew that this was only data under ideal conditions.
Not to mention that due to the energy expenditure, he is currently unable to broadcast live around the clock.
Even if you could do that, you probably wouldn't earn that many popularity points in a single day.
The logic is simple: our fellow netizens on Earth also need to eat, work, and sleep; they can't be glued to the live stream all the time.
And you also need to have something to do during the live stream.
At first, people might be interested in the other world he traveled to.
After watching the live stream, I realized that he was just wandering around in the forest, introducing things that are invisible and intangible on Earth. After a while, I might get tired of it and go watch pretty girls dance.
To be honest, he also wanted to watch pretty girls dance, but he had no choice. He was thrown into this forest, so he could only resort to live streaming in the wilderness.
When we finally meet someone, we'll show them the "Stealth Investigator Series," the "Miko Serving Folk Customs Series," the "Queen's Castle Falls and She's Captured Series," and so on. That'll definitely cause a surge in popularity.
Ahem, that’s too far off topic.
Qi Xuan looked at the 2B icon in the upper right corner of the lottery page, brushed the dust off his clothes, his expression solemn, clasped his hands together, and prayed earnestly:
"May Buddha bless me and let me draw something good."
Why do you think it's Buddha and not Mazu?
We just paid our respects to Mazu yesterday, so she should rest today.
There are three thousand gods in heaven, you can't just favor one of them.
After the ceremony was completed, Qi Xuan immediately turned the hands.
The pointer spun rapidly on the disk.
"Please, give me a flying sword."
"If all else fails, a talisman will do."
The pointer gradually slowed down, passing through areas such as [Multiple Items] and [Single Items], before finally stopping in the area for [Various Materials].
The area of [various materials] occupies 60% of the disk, making it the easiest to draw even from a purely probabilistic perspective.
Although he had guessed that this might be the result, Qi Xuan was still somewhat disappointed after actually drawing the card.
"Fine, let's see what we can get."
Qi Xuan pointed at the ball of light that popped out of the disc, and a roll of toilet paper burst out on the spot.
toilet paper?
It's toilet paper?
Qi Xuan held the roll of paper, completely bewildered.
He checked it over and over several times to make sure it was toilet paper, and even extra thick, so one sheet could be used as two. But even if it could be seven or eight sheets, toilet paper was still toilet paper.
This kind of thing is so common on Earth, you can buy as much as you want normally, so why is it in the system's prize pool?
This is practically pollution!
He looked through the lottery rules again and found that the "various materials" list did indeed include everyday items like toilet paper.
According to the above description, the lowest level of the Black Iron lottery, which is 1B per draw, has the highest probability of dropping this common item.
Wait until the bronze-level lottery, which costs 10B per draw, and then draw [various materials]. You might get ordinary items or spiritual plants.
When you reach the Gold-level lottery costing 100B per draw, the probability of obtaining various spiritual items such as spiritual plants and spiritual ores will be further increased when you draw [various materials].
"Fine, fine, what can I do? I'm a Black Iron-class 1B-level character, okay? I agree to your rules, alright?"
Qi Xuan pursed his lips and tossed the toilet paper into his personal storage space.
To be honest, toilet paper is quite useful in the wild.
For example, it can be used to filter impurities, as tinder to start a fire, or to wipe away dirt.
Most importantly, after experiencing the roughness of the leaves, Qi Xuan missed the gentleness of toilet paper even more.
Considering the various uses of toilet paper, Qi Xuan reluctantly accepted it.
"Come again!"
"I refuse to believe it, I'll always end up with toilet paper." Qi Xuan gritted his teeth and turned the pointer again.
The pointer slowed down more and more, and it looked like it was about to stop in the [Knowledge and Skills] area, but then it continued to slide forward.
Seeing this, Qi Xuan felt his heart sink.
The subsequent [Innate Supernatural Powers] and [Special Authority] are locked; falling into them means nothingness!
He rushed over and frantically blew on the hands of the clock.
Whether it was because he blew it harder or because Buddha truly blessed him, the pointer slowly swept across [Special Powers] and finally stopped in [Various Materials].
It was just a hair's breadth away from ending up with nothing.
"I never expected that a lottery draw would be so exciting."
After going through this ordeal, Qi Xuan finally relaxed.
He had previously complained about getting toilet paper, but even the worst toilet paper is better than getting nothing at all.
"I'd like a deluxe self-heating hot pot, self-heating rice is fine too, and I'll even accept instant noodles."
Qi Xuan clicked on the light.
A smooth, long, handle-like object fell down.
The end has neat bristles.
Yes, this is a toothbrush.
"A toothbrush is fine, but at least provide a tube of toothpaste!"
"Couldn't we have prepared a toiletries set? Why did we have to only give you a toothbrush?!"
Qi Xuan felt utterly exhausted.
So angry, she grabbed a toothbrush and started brushing her teeth right there.
After finishing his meal, he found a shady spot to sit down, casually took out his Secret Pomegranate, and began his lunch, but his thoughts drifted away without him realizing it.
I've been in this forest for two days now, and I don't know when I'll be able to get out.
Even if you can't get out, it would be great to meet some local natives.
If you stay in a place like this for too long, you will really feel that kind of maddening loneliness.
"I wonder how my parents are doing now."
A faint sense of melancholy welled up in Qi Xuan's heart:
"They probably all think I perished in the plane crash and am now grieving, right?"
"Please don't cry too much and ruin your health."
……
"We ordinary people should be happy today!"
Happy Home, Unit 3, Room 302, music resounds throughout.
Accompanied by music coming from the speakers, Qi's parents danced in the living room.
While maintaining his posture, Mr. Qi, with his square face, asked with some concern:
"Won't playing music this loudly disturb the neighbors?"
"What's there to be afraid of?" Aunt Qi waved her hand, her face full of domineering power. "I'll throw a banquet at the restaurant across the street and invite them all to dinner!"
Is it really necessary to be this happy?
"How could I not be happy that my son has come back to life?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Aunt Qi suddenly stopped what she was doing, a look of suspicion on her face:
"Hey, Qi Donghai, your reaction is a bit off. Our son is alive now, aren't you happy?"
"He survived, but he's not even in front of us yet. And it's not necessarily safe on that floating continent."
"Don't worry, our son is tough. He survived a plane crash unscathed. This little forest will be a piece of cake."
"I'm afraid you're making it sound too easy."
"The fortune teller said he would live to be ninety-nine, how could he possibly die here?"
As we were talking, a crisp knock came from outside the door.
(End of this chapter)
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