My junior sister sees everyone as a heretical cultivator.

Chapter 261 Su Ling'er, she is now the Holy Maiden of the Guixi Sect!

Halfway through the dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Su finally shifted some of their attention from their daughter to this "friend" surnamed Lin.

Father Su raised his wine glass and gestured to Lin Qingfeng, preparing to exchange pleasantries.

“Young Master Lin, my daughter has been fortunate to meet you while she was away from home, and I’m sure she has received a lot of help from you.”

Mother Su chimed in, "Yes, this child has been stubborn since he was little. If he does anything unreasonable, please forgive him, Young Master Lin."

They were saying some polite things.

Lin Qingfeng accepted the greeting calmly, drank the wine in his cup in one gulp, and then waved his hand.

"You're too kind, both of you."

"You have no idea what kind of status your daughter has in the Guixi Sect."

He deliberately kept everyone in suspense.

"Su Ling'er is now the Holy Maiden of the Guixi Sect!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. and Mrs. Su were both stunned.

Saint?

Lin Qingfeng didn't give them time to react and continued his explanation.

"You have no idea how grand the entourage was every time the Holy Maiden appeared, as a guest! The drums and gongs were deafening, and the firecrackers were exploding!"

"Countless disciples lined the road to welcome her, shouting the name of the Holy Maiden! And paper money filled the sky, dancing in the air!"

Su Ling'er was drinking soup when she heard the words "paper money" and almost choked on her soup.

no……

Senior Brother! Don't bring up my "funeral" as a glorious achievement to brag about!

You're talking about the family reunion ceremony in Dawazong, right?

Don't treat funerals and such perverted things as something to brag about!

Su Ling'er froze, her toes curling up inside her shoes, wishing she could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the ground right there and then.

Su's father and mother also heard the words "paper money".

"Paper money?" Father Su frowned. "Young Master Lin, why...why is paper money used for a celestial celebration?"

They thought of the An family mansion at that time, where paper money was also being scattered.

The younger sister, Su Wenjing, innocently asked, "I know! The storybooks say that some powerful immortals can make soldiers out of paper money! Sister, does your sect also make soldiers out of beans?"

Su Ling'er felt a chill run down her spine, sensing that her parents and Lin Qingfeng's gazes were all focused on her.

She quickly took over the conversation and tried to explain.

"Uh! That...that's not ordinary paper money!"

A mysterious smile appeared on her face.

"That's a unique type of blessing talisman belonging to our Guixi Sect!"
It looks like paper money, but it is actually made from the sap of spirit wood and is engraved with blessing runes.

When the runes are scattered, their power will spread throughout the heavens and earth, bringing blessings and good fortune to the land!
This is considered quite a courtesy in our sect!

"Oh—!" The younger siblings suddenly realized, their eyes filled with admiration.

Mr. and Mrs. Su nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

So that's how it is. Things of the immortals really can't be viewed with ordinary eyes.

Seeing that Su Ling'er was actually quite satisfied with the paper money being scattered on her, Lin Qingfeng decided to add fuel to the fire!

"That's right! Moreover, the Holy Maiden's carriage is extremely luxurious! It is carved from a single piece of ten-thousand-year-old warm jade, which is warm in winter and cool in summer, and can also nourish the soul!"

The younger brother, Su Wenxuan, had eyes that shone like two stars.

A car made of millennia-old warm jade?!

"Wow! Sister! Does that mean the carriage has dragons and phoenixes carved on it, and colorful auspicious clouds follow behind when it runs?" Su Ling'er: "..."

How can I explain to you that it was actually a coffin?
I didn't use the coffin as a vehicle at all. If I could control it, I wouldn't have lost control of its direction. I was simply a cargo being transported.

I have to say, my senior brother is quite something; he managed to exaggerate the story of me being locked in a coffin during a funeral procession into such a fantastical tale.

Her mind was racing.

"Uh... our sect's aesthetic is rather... rather understated."

The chariot was ancient in appearance, embodying the principle of simplicity, without dragons or phoenixes, but... yet when it moved, it was indeed enveloped in a protective glow, capable of warding off all evil!

Lin Qingfeng listened from the side, not expecting Su Ling'er to be so satisfied with his coffin and to understand it so deeply, so he continued to boast.

"Moreover, every time the Holy Maiden goes out, there are dedicated Dharma protectors who cheer her on and demonstrate her holy power!"

Su Ling'er's hands were already clenched into fists under the table.

She remembered the mournful face of "Ji" as he enthusiastically shouted.

Su Ling'er felt her blood pressure soaring.

She forced a smile and looked at her senior brother beside her.

"A dashing and unparalleled boss."

"You...why don't you...why don't you eat something first? My home-cooked food is really good. Don't just keep talking, the food will get cold."

As she spoke, she frantically pleaded with Lin Qingfeng through her eyes to stop talking, begging him to stop.

Su's parents also snapped out of their reverie from the scene Lin Qingfeng had described. Su's mother looked at Lin Qingfeng with some confusion.

"Young Master Lin, judging from your tone, how do you know so much about Ling'er's affairs in the sect?"

The younger siblings also looked up, their eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"Yes, big brother, can you also cultivate immortality?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingfeng's expression remained unchanged.

"Ah, you two don't know this, although I am not a cultivator, I run a large business and travel all over the country, so I am naturally well-informed."

"The Guixi Sect is quite famous in our mortal business world! They are the legendary leader of the righteous immortal sects!"

"I've heard that within the Guixi Sect, fellow disciples are as close as brothers, helping and supporting each other, filled with love. Seniors mentor juniors, and juniors respect seniors—it's a scene of perfect harmony!"

Su Ling'er was speechless after hearing this.

Fellow disciples' friendship?

help each other?

Senior Brother, do you have some misunderstanding about the daily life of our sect?
How did you come to see the meaning of "fraternal love" from those scenes of throwing fellow disciples into the furnace for alchemy and weapon crafting?!
Okay, most of them did it voluntarily, but it's still pretty weird.

Su Wenxuan and Su Wenjing were ignited by Lin Qingfeng's words.

Wow! What a wonderful immortal sect!

"Big brother! Can we go? Can we join the Guixi Sect?"

Lin Qingfeng looked at the expectant eyes of the two children, but shook his head.

"Alas, what a pity. When immortal sects accept disciples, they value innate talent above all else, and you... don't have that talent."

"Even if it's just a pseudo-spiritual root, there might still be a chance to knock on the mountain gate. What a pity, what a pity."

It's a real pity. Even our immortal sect can now form its own branch, so we still need to consider the quality of our recruits!
Besides, they have no spiritual roots and no special attributes, so what would I gain from recruiting them?

Su Ling'er immediately spoke up, interrupting her younger siblings' fantasy.

"You can't go."

She looked at their faces, which fell flat in an instant, and felt a pang of pity, but she still hardened her heart.

(End of this chapter)