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Chapter 266 Don't stop me! I'm going to report this to the authorities!!!
Chapter 266 Don't stop me! I'm going to report this to the authorities!!!
The sky turned a pale white.
The various noises coming from outside the inn woke Wang Sheng from his deep sleep, but he felt that something was wrong with the bed, that he couldn't stretch his arms out, and that the whole space was cramped.
How is this going?
To avoid being seen, he specifically chose this peaceful little inn, just so he could have a secret rendezvous with his old flame. Logically, no one should have disturbed him.
He slowly opened his eyes and, by the light filtering through the curtains, saw a face—the face of a completely unfamiliar man—lying between him and the woman beside him.
The man had his eyes closed, his breathing even, and there was even drool around his mouth.
Wang Sheng's brain went blank at that moment, his blood froze instantly, and a chill spread throughout his body.
Has the truth been exposed? Were these thugs hired by Li's butcher husband?!
The woman next to him, surnamed Li, also seemed to sense the crowding and tried to turn over in her sleep, but she seemed unable to.
She felt that as she fell asleep, the bed became excessively cramped, making even turning over difficult. When she opened her eyes, she saw another face, also the face of a strange man.
"what--!"
Li let out a short scream, but then realized in an instant that her current identity was something that couldn't be exposed, so she quickly covered her mouth with her hand.
Wang Sheng was also terrified by the exclamation. Fearing that it would attract the attention of the waiter or other guests, he quickly sat up and pulled Li Shi out of bed to protect her behind him.
The two got out of bed, barefoot and disheveled, and stood on the ground, staring in horror at the two extra figures that had appeared on the bed.
The noise on the bed seemed to wake the two people, who pretended to be dazed and opened their sleepy eyes, sitting up.
Wang Sheng's heart was pounding, and he dared not make a sound. If this was a "catch-the-adultery team" arranged by the butcher from the Li family, then if he shouted, this day next year would probably be his death anniversary!
Zhang San and Li Si were finally alerted to the service being scheduled online. After waking up, they looked at each other and then at the two NPCs under the bed, crying out in panic.
"Who are you?! How did we end up in your bed?"
"Yes! What did you do to us?!"
Wang Sheng was somewhat bewildered by the question.
Weren't they here to catch their partner in adultery? Don't they even know how they got here?
Li clung tightly to Wang Sheng's sleeve, hiding behind him, trembling all over. If her husband found out she was having an affair, he would skin her alive!
As a traveling merchant who had traveled all over the country, Wang Sheng considered himself to have a keen eye for business. Looking at the two ragged people on the bed, he was filled with suspicion and uncertainty.
But he forced himself to calm down and, feigning bravado, hissed in a low voice, "What's going on here? This room is ours...we've taken it over. Why are you here? You're not planning anything against us, are you? Let me tell you, I've practiced some martial arts!"
"How would I know! You dare to accuse me first!" Zhang San pointed to his tattered beggar's clothes, pulled out his broken bowl from his sleeve, and waved it in front of Wang Sheng. "Look at me, do I look like someone who can afford to stay in an inn? I'm a beggar, what do you think? Do I look like someone who can afford to pay for a room?"
He became increasingly agitated, pointing at Wang Sheng and Li Shi, "I think you two villains are the ones who coveted my body and kidnapped me here!" Li Si nodded repeatedly, saying to Wang Sheng, "Yeah, can you use your brain for once? If I had such thoughts, I'd be sleeping with this young lady. Why would I sleep next to a grown man like you? Can't you use your logic? Can't you think about whether this makes sense?"
"Otherwise, why are you still here unharmed? This couldn't possibly be something we did! It has nothing to do with me! I was happily packing up my steamed bun stall, ready to go home and sleep, when suddenly everything went black and I was here. I sell so many steamed buns, and I never thought I'd run into perverts like you!"
Upon seeing this, Zhang San simply plopped down on the bed, slapped his thigh, and started wailing.
"Heavens above! Earth below! You've both said this is your room! You yourselves don't know what's going on, yet you come to me, a beggar, for advice! My pure and innocent body has been defiled by you two wicked people with peculiar fetishes!"
A thousand alpacas galloped through Wang Sheng's mind.
No... you two grown men, you suddenly appeared in my bed and said we defiled your virginity?
Besides, the two of us sneaked out to book a hotel room to have fun, not to find two stinky men to do this kind of thing! If word got out, how could we face each other in the underworld?
Li was filled with shame and indignation behind him, her face turning a deep purplish-red.
Seeing Zhang San crying his heart out, Li Si immediately stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a look of agreement, "Brother, I also think what you said makes sense. Otherwise, how do you explain two grown men appearing out of thin air in their room?"
"Sigh, I really didn't expect this. You two... you look so respectable, but you're actually doing such dirty work in private! You even drugged a steamed bun seller like me and a beggar into your bed to do this kind of thing!"
Listening to these words, Wang Sheng felt a cold sweat break out. The two people were getting louder and louder. If they attracted attention and their identity documents were checked, they would find that he and Li were not husband and wife...
At this moment, Zhang San suddenly jumped out of bed, as if he was about to rush out the door.
"No way! I can't swallow this! I'm going to report this to the authorities! Nobody stop me! Tell me, what could I possibly want from you? I could be in your bed in the blink of an eye! What could a defenseless beggar like me possibly do to you?!"
Li Si, the steamed bun seller, nodded repeatedly, filled with righteous indignation: "Indeed! We must go to the government to seek justice! Let the whole town see the true colors of you 'husband and wife'! Let the neighbors all judge!"
These words startled Wang Sheng and Li Shi.
Report it to the authorities?! Let the whole city see?!
Upon hearing this, Li's legs went weak. She grabbed Wang Sheng's sleeve, her voice trembling like a leaf: "My lord... no... if only..."
She was incoherent, and the fear in her eyes was almost overflowing. If this matter were to be brought to the authorities and the affair were exposed, she would be drowned in a pig cage!
Wang Sheng was also in a state of confusion. Of course he knew he couldn't report it to the authorities! He had a family, and so did Li Shi. If this matter were exposed, both of them would be ruined, and it might even lead to someone's death!
He gritted his teeth as he looked at the two loud "victims" who were trying to rush out.
Although I don't know what happened last night, judging from the way these two people look, they don't seem to know the inside story. It's probably just a coincidence.
What's a little money if it can shut them up?!
Life is more important than money!
(End of this chapter)
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