we are bad boys

"Let's go, find the cleaner!!" I yelled at several people, and walked downstairs first. We searched for a long time, and finally found an aunt in her 40s in the lounge. After some interrogation by me, Only then did I realize that the garbage that was picked up was thrown in the alley behind Bruce.

I was already crazy at this time, and things had developed to this point, and I would definitely not give up if I didn’t find out why. I took a group of Hulala and rushed to the alley behind Bruce, and found a bunch of them. Black garbage bag.

"Find my underwear, this month's wages, one gram of gold per person!" I looked at the pile of garbage, a little scared, and could only mobilize a few animals.

"Fuck, now my brothers are all people with a monthly salary of more than [-], don't use the previous moves to fool us, it's not easy to use!!" Wang Mumu said with a curled lip as if I was a rich man.

"Yes, one gram of gold is only over 400, which is not enough for my mother to eat a meal!" Chenchen also said unwillingly.

"I will fucking remember each of you!!" I looked at them viciously, then took off my coat and threw myself at the garbage dump.

one hour later......

"Oh fuck your sister, heaven, earth, that big sister angel made such a fuss for me!!..." After a lot of effort, I finally found a way to find it in a bag. It came out, a pair of sexy underwear with Big Big Wolf on it, and there were still yellow spots on the underwear.

"Look...you take a closer look...this is a horse...is this me...did I mess up my shoes...isn't it because I didn't bring paper to the toilet...you are so Doubt me!!" I shook my underpants with one hand, dangling in front of Yaoyao like crazy.

"It's yours, it's yours. Get excited, it's what you should do if you don't have any broken shoes, what's there to show off!" Yaoyao's face looks much better at this time, but she still said a little stiffly.

"This is the end?? You have to return my innocence, I am innocent!!" I said unreasonably.

"Why?" Yaoyao rolled her eyes and said.

"You cleaned my underwear, I'll buy a fucking picture frame watch in the living room, so that you will always remember how loyal I am!!" I said very domineeringly.

"Go away... wash it yourself!" Yaoyao pinched her nose and said with some disgust.

At this time, Chenchen came over and seemed to want to pat me on the shoulder, but in the end she saw the dirt on my body, so she didn't go down and said to me: "Dude, I always thought that Wang Mumu was in a certain period of time. You're awesome, I didn't expect you to be even more awesome, rummaging through the trash to find underwear, only you can do it!"

"Fuck you, bad friend!" I scolded him disdainfully, stopped talking to him, and said to Yaoyao: "Go home and continue to do what you should do, I have to vent my anger tonight !"

I was holding the Big Big Wolf combat underwear in my hand, and I walked through Bruce in a rather lonely figure, ignoring other people's gazes, shit on me, let you talk...

This incident was quickly spread in various nightclubs, and my brother became famous in the first battle. This incident was listed as the number one unjust case in this city by the good people, even more unjust than the prostitute Dou E.

After tossing and tossing until midnight, I returned home and took a quick shower, and shamelessly revenged Yaoyao fiercely on the bed before falling into a deep sleep...

Early the next morning, the sound of the alarm clock woke me up again. I shook my head, resisted the urge to hit someone, and got up reluctantly. There were milk and hamburgers on the bedside table. Yaoyao must have made it for me, so I was not polite, cleaned up the food, changed into a set of clothes, and went downstairs.

As soon as I arrived in the living room, I was stunned. I saw three men armed to the teeth taking a fierce look in the mirror.

Why do you say armed to the teeth? Let me explain the outfits of these three **, camouflage uniforms, armed belts, explosion-proof shields, police rubber sticks, and faded yellow steel helmets that I don’t know where I got them. *It seems to be going to the Iraqi battlefield, not an ordinary cow b.

What surprised me the most was that there were four large characters written on their backs, "Parkson Demolition".

"How about it, awesome!" Wang Mumu bared his big yellow teeth, patted the explosion-proof shield proudly, and said to me.

"Where did you get it?" I asked in surprise.

"Nowadays demolition is very formal. In Dakang's words, we are a regular demolition company entrusted by the developer to demolition!" Chenchen said with a strong voice.

"Of course, if you don't want to move away, you must use a rubber stick to gently drive them away. Turn back to the bulldozer and push half of them, and see how you live!" Zhang Wei also interjected.

"How many people does our company have?" I continued to ask.

"I forgot if you didn't mention this. This Qingzhong and Leizi are so awesome. Qingzhong blew the trumpet and directly gathered 300 people. Leizi only found more than 20 of the golden cup vans. It is said that this movement It’s quite big, but with so many people, it’s definitely not going to be able to fight, if it does, then a few of them will definitely die!!” Chenchen said with emotion.

"If you say that, I fucking want to go and see it too, but I still have to drive Brother Hei, it's so fucking annoying!" When I saw that there was nothing wrong with me, I felt a little itchy.

"Don't worry, Brother Hei will definitely be there on the first day of the day, and you have to go too!" Zhang Wei thought for a while and said to me.

The few of us were chatting, when my phone rang, I saw it was Brother Hei's number, and I quickly picked it up: "Brother, go pick you up now?"

"No need, I drank too much last night, you go to my house, take my girl to school, it's so cold to ride a motorcycle every day!" Brother Hei said a little tiredly.

"Brother Hei, who is your girl?" I asked in confusion.

"It's the one you saw at my house yesterday!!"

"That's your girl???" I instantly remembered the girl I met at Brother Hei's house yesterday.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up and wait for my call this afternoon!" Brother Hei hung up the phone after speaking.

I was confused for a while, fuck him, he is a pure father-daughter relationship, he made me into a dirty money transaction, it seems that I have stayed with Wang Mumu for a long time, and my thoughts are fucking dirty, I took a look Time, found that the time was running out, so he trotted and rushed out.

"Your uncle, you have to hurry up, this aunt is not easy to mess with, there are too many things!" I muttered softly while running.