we are bad boys

"**, it's over, it's past nine o'clock! It's over...it's over...Zhang Kaifeng must kill me this time!!"

There was a cry like a pig being slaughtered, and I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Wang Mumu, who was all over his body, dangling the unhealthy thing the size of a shrimp under his crotch, jumped to the ground with a plop, and put on his clothes quickly.

"What's your fucking name? You're going to die early in the morning!" I drank too much yesterday, and now I feel like my head is going to explode, and my temper is not normal.

"My god, big brother! Check what time it is. There was a gang fight yesterday, and you skipped class this morning. You're going to fuck yourself to death!!" Wang Mumu said sadly with a sad face.

I slowly glanced at the alarm clock, my head buzzed, and I immediately realized that it was not good. Our class teacher has been displeased with me for the past few days, and of course I have never been pleasing to the eye. all.

With a whoosh, I sat up very quickly, took a pair of stinky socks that I don’t know, put them on indiscriminately, and shouted while putting on my clothes: “Don’t fucking sleep, the sky is going to collapse, soon Class teacher, I have to drag you out and shoot you for 5 minutes!"

"Ah, where are my underpants? Wang Mumu, give me back my underpants!" Chen Chenhong yelled.

"You think I'd like to wear it. I look like a f***ing dress. You're looking for one. I have to go first. These **** pants are leaking everywhere!" Wang Mumu ran away in a hurry. out.

"Who the hell used my shampoo, give it to me!"

"**Your uncle Leilei, you f*** put the shampoo into the toothpaste to dry your hair, I said what a rejoicing smell!"

"Don't fucking squeeze them all, wash them one by one, okay!"

The dormitory is completely messed up. It should be said that it is so messed up every morning. I am speechless when I see these gangsters. I wiped my face with a wet towel that I hadn’t used for more than a year, picked up the black glasses frame next to the bed, put it on my face, and walked quickly to the class I was in, Class [-] and Class [-] of high school.

Speaking of this, I would like to say that our brothers are in the class, and the head teacher, Zhang Wei, Wang Mumu, and Leilei are in the first class of senior one. Their head teacher is a woman in her 40s, with an extremely violent temper.

We discussed her in private, and we agreed that she must have suffered some kind of trauma when she was young. She was abnormal, she always stretched out two fingers inadvertently and pinched your arm fiercely, and even took a more literary style. The name, what is it called "Love's Touch",

And the name is very ridiculous, called "Zhang Kaifeng". At first glance, this name may be nothing, but if you know what my teacher's name is, you will definitely think that the parents of these two teachers must have a romantic past.

Let me talk about Chenchen’s teacher and me, we are teachers, a middle-aged man in his 30s, usually gentle, wearing glasses, and gentle, but don’t mess with him, once he gets angry , will take out a pair of black military boots from under the table, and invite you to play a friendly football match or something. Foshan Wuying kicked you on the field, and you have no temper at all. My teacher is called "Cao Deshuang" "

One Cao Deshuang (fuck cool) and one Zhang Kaifeng (open seam), I don’t know how many students were messed up, we were deeply shocked, as long as they appeared together, the students would show ambiguous eyes, and within three days, about the two The teacher's topic continued.

I came to the door of our class with an uneasy mood, took a deep breath, and pushed open the door. I saw the students who were studying hard, chattering, reading e-books, enjoying island country comics, showing **Incomparable smile.

Mr. Cao Deshuang was talking endlessly about the class. I lowered my head and was about to sit down when I heard the head teacher's calm voice: "Get out, clear the snow on the playground!"

I was relieved when I heard this voice. Fortunately, the class teacher didn't show his power. If he smiled and talked to me, he would be close to death. As long as you don't play football with brother, you can do anything.

I was humming a ditty, and within two steps of walking, I saw Chenchen rushing towards me. As soon as she saw me, Chenchen panted heavily, and said worriedly, "Are you playing football?"

"Kick it, sweep the snow!" I said with some gratitude.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not serious!" Chenchen also breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

The two of us staggered out of the teaching building to the guard room, found two brooms, and worked hard against the bitter north wind.

"Last night, how did you come back!" I was really drunk yesterday, and I can't remember the rest clearly.

"It seems that Brother Xu sent it back for us!" Chenchen thought about it carefully and said slowly.

"Who took off Wang Mumu's clothes!" Sweeping snow was too boring, and we started gossip about Wang Mumu.

"Let me tell you a secret, remember the woman named Baobao yesterday!"

"Remember, what happened?"

"Everyone is hard when they see her!"

"Fuck jb, I'm not hard!"

"You're fucking hard, I saw it!"

"Silly b, you are a pervert, you have nothing to do to observe this matter!"

"You just say you are tough!"

"Okay! I admit that I'm hard, tell me what's going on!"

"There is one person who is not hard!"

"Who?"

"Wang Mumu!"

"He's a jerk, isn't he hard?"

"I saw a puff of white smoke coming out of his crotch, and he actually ejaculated, he ejaculated!! Is there anything!"

"Haha! You bastard, there's a puff of white smoke rising from the crotch of his mother's crotch, you must be a Liaozhai!"

After we finished speaking, we laughed heartlessly.

Snapped!Snapped!  …

Just as the two of us were laughing triumphantly, several snowballs flew over and slammed on the heads of both of us. I saw Wang Mumu with an angry expression on his face, holding two snowballs in his hand, and yelling: "You two! You bastard, fuck your uncle, it’s fine to speak ill of me, but you still fucking say it in front of me, I’ll fight you guys!”

"Wait, why did you come out?" I asked curiously.

"It can also be because of jb, just because I didn't have class in the morning!" Wang Mumu looked like a dead child.

"Then why did you come out by yourself, where are Zhang Wei and Leilei?" I continued to ask, already secretly pinching a snowball in my hand.

"That silly teacher B said yes, he can't stand my looks!" Wang Mumu said with a look of resentment.

"Don't say she can't bear it, I can't bear it too, I'm sorry if I don't take pictures of you today, I'm sorry for your face that violates traffic rules!" After I finished speaking, I threw a snowball with a whoosh, hitting his face accurately superior.

"Beat him!" Chenchen had already been preparing for a long time, she took a snowball and slapped Wang Mumu hard.

The three of us were on the playground, chasing each other and having a snowball fight.

I threw another snowball, but the tormented Wang Mumu finally learned to dodge, jumped back, the snowball drew an arc, and threw it on the head of a passerby.

"Which bastard, throw it!" A clear girl's voice sounded.

When I saw the girl's face, I was stunned for a moment. I was so emotional that I said unconsciously, "I'm fucking in love!"