we are bad boys

After Wang Mumu is about to finish the "elixir", it indicates that we have entered the working hours, which is also called "sit up". I follow the shift, and the person he brought sits at the back, leaning against the toilet. On the wall, so that you are not tired, and you can sleep secretly.

"Brother Fei, why don't you smoke a cigarette?" After a while, a strong man turned his head and said winkingly at me.

It is no exaggeration to say that I am the God of Wealth of this prison, and the food I eat during shifts is all bought with the money in my meal card, and I am not lacking in connections, so although I don’t care about things, I don’t care about them. People offend me, and I am easy-going and don't like to harm others, so the prisoners have a good impression of me.

"Smoke half, and the rest at night!" I took the book, glanced at him, then took a cigarette out of my pocket, and threw it to him.

"Hey, thanks!" The burly man bared his teeth and grinned, then went to the toilet to smoke, thinking about his toes.

"Brother, you are just too soft-hearted, a stinky rascal, what are you doing with him!!" The newcomer said lazily.

"Since everyone can live, there is a reason to live. A stinky hooligan has a use for a stinky hooligan... Hehe!!" When I said this, I suddenly remembered, Lao Jingtou, I remembered the one who shot and collapsed. Old Liu, the beggar who smashed his own head, suddenly understood some of Brother Xu's behavior.

"After you go out, he might not even know you. I don't think there's any need to talk to him!" Li Ban continued.

I looked at Siban and smiled, shook my head and said, "There are too many cigarettes, I can't smoke...someone needs to smoke for me...!"

"...so poor!" The office worker scolded me.

"Vulgar!" I also scolded him, and then continued to read.

This strong man, named Cao Jie, 26 years old, is a thief. He was one of the few people who didn't hit me the day I came in, so I have a good impression of him, and I often talk to him. chat.

After many conversations, I found that this person is a little short-circuited and naive... You say he is not smart, how can he say that the job he does is also technical. If you say he is smart, but he Way in, kinda**...

The case he committed was gang theft, and he was not the principal criminal. The reason why he was detained in the No. [-] Department was because their principal criminal would definitely be sentenced to death, so he was brought in as a piggyback.

After I heard him tell the story of the case, I found out that this gang gathered all the young people in this city. Really, it is similar to gathering seven dragon balls! !

But the difference is that after all the seven dragon balls are collected, the dragon will be summoned! !But it was the police who were recruited by this gang of prostitute youths! !And the armed police! !

The seven of them were never together when they were not committing crimes, but when someone found a good project, they immediately blew the whistle, and then everyone gathered together to discuss the process of committing the crime and assign tasks.

Their first case happened in a luxury bathhouse in a residential area. Among the seven people, one applied for the job pretending to be a waiter.

I don’t know about other places, but in the Northeast, there are special people in the changing rooms of the bathing pools, looking at the cabinets where the clothes are stored. There are two keys to the cabinets, one for the guests and one for the teller. Only two keys can be used together to open the cabinet.

The application requirements for a teller are very simple, as long as you are not an idiot or a disabled person in a wheelchair, you can do it, and this position has been vacant for many years, so the application is very simple.

After one person successfully applied for the job, the other six pretended to be guests, went into the bathroom to take a bath, and then secretly handed the key to the teller who had already entered the bathtub.

Then open the teller, find an excuse similar to buying water, go out of the bath, take the six keys to the key distribution shop, and make a new one for them all.

The rest is easy. The key in the casher’s hand can open six fixed boxes. He will observe when he has nothing to do. If there are six guests who are very rich and come to take a shower, he will directly open the box and take out the box. Phone, gold chain, cash, anyway, all valuable things were secretly taken away, and then walked out of the bath swaggeringly.

Who can think of such a bad move? ? ?Those who don’t have money are fine. Those who have money wear clothes like Armani, Gucci, LV, etc. This kind of person will end up alone, waiting in the bath with bare buttocks for more than an hour, and then come to a friend to give clothes , and swear that if you catch these bastards, you must poke the chrysanthemum five hundred times before you can get rid of the group of people who were bathed, laughed at...the shame of watching for more than an hour...

This is not absolute...

The second case happened downstairs in a residential area. A taxi driver came home from get off work at two o'clock in the middle of the night, then closed the car door and walked upstairs.

Then hid in the community, seven pairs of greedy eyes stared at the gate where the driver went upstairs. One minute later, when the driver's home, the voice-activated light on the seventh floor, turned on.

Seven figures rushed out suddenly, let go of their feet, and went straight to the taxi.

"Peng! Peng! Hurray!!"

The two bricks directly smashed the glass of the car, the taxi siren sounded, and then a person skillfully opened the door, sat in the cab, found the two big wires under the lower plate, rubbed them a few times, and there was a bang, The taxi was on fire.

"DiDi!!"

The sharp siren sounded into the ears of the taxi driver, and then he poked his head out from the window of the building, staring dumbfounded at the beloved car downstairs.

I saw five nimble figures entering the car, and two naked youths opened the trunk and stood in a half-squat.

"Hey!! Stop!! Car thief!" The taxi driver was furious, cursing from the window.

"Oh queen!! Master!! I borrowed the car for two days!! I'll return it to you later!!" The seven youths let out lewd laughter, then stepped on the accelerator and disappeared into the community.

"Fuck your grandma!!" the taxi driver looked at the taillights and cursed.

In fact, my mother has always admired people who steal cars, because I think people who steal this kind of thing are idiots. You said that stealing a car is useless. You can’t drive it yourself. If you have lived for more than ten years and haven't run away, it's not worth it at all.

The crime of theft is punished according to the amount of money, under three years, 3000 yuan a year, over three years, 5000 yuan a year, the maximum sentence is life, there is no death penalty, but Cao Jie’s boss seems to be murdered, so he is not included in this category .