we are bad boys

The chicken intestines gurgled a can of beer, pulled out two sunflowers, and held the last petal in his hand. Tears of excitement were about to come out, and he shouted: "Dry it!! It's finally done!"

After calling out the chicken intestines, he made a symbolic, difficult air slide, with a distance of seven or eight meters, almost two steps across, and went directly to the door of the bathroom.

Standing at the door, I took a breath, took off my t-shirt and pants, gritted my teeth, and opened the door of the bathroom with a creak. In the bathroom, the fog rose, and the heat wave hit my face. Hot water was sprayed from the faucet, but the chicken intestines were swept away. Looking around, I didn't see Duoduo.

"Whoa!!"

The tulle shook, and a wet body with a blushing face blocked Ji Changzi's neck from behind. With two arms exerted force, the beautiful legs were wrapped around Ji Changzi's body from behind, and Ji Changzi felt two soft lumps on his back. Sticking to his body, there was an itchy air flow from his ears.

"You can't help it anymore..." Duoduo buried his head on Jichangzi's shoulder, biting the base of Jichangzi's ear with seductive red lips, and asked in a blurred voice.

"Well... your coquettish and charming, let a young man with serious radical thoughts find back the lost hormones..." Ji Changzi carried Duoduo on his back, and put both palms on Duoduo's buttocks...

"Then what if... I said I'm coming to be a big aunt... What should I do?" Duoduo stretched out his index finger, his fingertips slightly covered with nails, and scratched across the chest of the chicken intestines... Goosebumps appeared all over the chicken intestines...Obviously Excited to be poked.

"Kill it!! Fakeyu! I'm going to run a red light!!" Ji Changzi cursed, turned his head regardless, hugged Duoduo's small face, and kissed his snow-white neck.

"...Men, all of them have this virtue..." Duo Duojiao gasped, laughing and cursing at the chicken intestines.

"Men's virtues are all fucked up by women..."

"Shh...don't talk, kiss me, Hani!!" Duoduo stuck out the tip of her tender tongue, letting the chicken intestines suck...

There was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and the two naked men and women were tightly entwined... After a while, there was a sound of slapping, accompanied by the melodious ** from the woman's red lips, coupled with the sound of running water, Played a song, the most original symphony...

……

Two hours later, a man and a woman lay naked on Duojia's big round bed, with Duoduo resting his head on Jichangzi's chest, while Jichangzi was smoking a cigarette sadly.

"Can I ask a question?" Ji Changzi asked obstinately, stroking Duoduo's belly with his left hand, raised his head and blew out a smoke ring.

"Ask!" Duoduo closed his eyes and was very quiet.

"I asked, don't be angry!" Ji Changzi was a little cautious.

"Don't blot! Say it quickly!"

"What is the nature of this between us, is it a one-night stand... or... whoring...?" When Ji Changzi asked, his hands visibly shook.

Hearing what Ji Changzi said, Duoduo's naked body trembled, and after a moment of silence, he said in a cold tone: "When you leave tomorrow, throw 5000 yuan on my table!"

Hearing Duoduo's words, Ji Changzi was taken aback for a moment, then laughed at himself, stubbed out his cigarette, and said coldly, "Ming'er, I'll give you [-] for ten days!"

"Okay!" Duoduo replied briefly.

After Duoduo finished speaking, Jichangzi felt suffocated for a while, turned over suddenly, pressed on Duoduo's body, and kissed Duoduo's small mouth rudely. squirming...

……

Three days later, at the door of a copy agency.

"I said, big bastard, isn't your method a bit of a fucking spoof!" I looked at the stack of A4 papers in my hand speechlessly.

"Ji Changzi, male, 22 years old, suffers from severe intermittent mania + homosexuality, bought grilled oysters three nights ago, somehow got lost, and his whereabouts are unknown so far. A piece of bowlegged legs like chicken intestines, with a picture below, enthusiastic citizens who find this dangerous person, can directly call the following mobile phones, or directly dial 110, if the information provided is reliable, a certain amount of RMB will be rewarded... Contact, love is in the legs Honorary Chairman, Mr. Wang..." Wang Mumu read aloud the missing person notice on the palm of his hand, and nodded at me with jb complacency, meaning let me praise his wording...

I looked at the photo of the black and white chicken intestines on the missing person revelation, and suddenly felt like crying...

"Is it reliable??" I asked worriedly.

"Fuck, what are you talking about? Jichangzi couldn't get through the phone, so I reported the case to Director Sun, and Director Sun told me directly, let me go to the psychiatric hospital and get a diazepam injection, saying that my condition is getting worse... ...This idiot, I'm really worried, I bought an oyster, and I lost it... You wait for him to come back, I have to press the GPS on his neck, this **** is fighting with the army, he wants to go out Something to do, what can I do!!" Although Wang Mumu's words were a bit silly, it is not difficult to see that he is really worried about chicken intestines. Of course, not only he got angry, but now the entire East China Sea Dragon Palace is looking for chicken intestines.

"Guan Jun probably won't mess with him! Chicken intestines are not enough, let the Guan Jun do it!" I thought for a while and said.

"Fuck, whoever dares to touch my second concubine, I will let him have no children and grandchildren!!" Wang Mumu cursed viciously, and strode down the street.

Just like that, Wang Mumu and I posted a missing person notice on the street. In fact, the purpose of posting the missing person notice is to let other bastards see it and let us know if there is any news. We are very familiar, so the places we both posted are ktv, bathing, nightclubs and so on.

The two of us worked hard all day, and the missing person notice was almost done. We found a restaurant to eat something, went to the photocopying agency to pick up the car, and then prepared to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

It was nearly five o'clock in the evening, and the traffic jam on the road was overwhelming. Wang Mumu and I felt hot and uncomfortable. We rolled down the car window, smoked a cigarette, and drank mineral water. But when we were bored waiting for the red light, we suddenly remembered, Isn't the neighborhood next to Dakang's father-in-law's house, so I instinctively went upstairs to Dakang's father-in-law's house and took a look.

But just at this glance, I vaguely saw a figure flashing through the window, I was stunned for a moment, and asked Wang Mumu casually: "Little nurse, is there anyone else staying at her house?"

"I haven't heard of it!" Wang Mumu said casually.

"Then there seems to be someone in her house!" I also said nothing at all.

"Fuck, just ask some nonsense, just look at the house!" Wang Mumu said impatiently.

After I listened to it, I didn't speak any more, picked up the neutral gear, and was about to step on the gas pedal and rub the car forward, because the red light had already passed, but when I glanced curiously at the small nurse's residential area, a broad man The figure from the back flashed past the neighborhood. When I saw this figure, I confirmed it again, because I felt that this figure looked very familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was.

"Beep beep!!"

Just when I was stunned, the car behind me sounded a rapid horn. I was relieved, stepped on the gas pedal in a hurry, followed a bunch of cars, and drove through the intersection. Just after passing the intersection, Hong Xin's call came in, and when I checked the caller ID, I immediately started chatting with her...