we are bad boys

The box truck of seven or eight meters slowly drove to the side of the street less than 500 meters away from the parking lot at the back entrance of the city bureau, and stopped slowly.

"Third brother, are you ready?" Lao Qiu sat up, yawned, and asked sleepily into the walkie-talkie.

"Okay, right now, I'm just a prodigal son from the border town who just finished "Zhudao"!!" The third child walked out of a small alley with his nose in his hands, casually walked along the street, and passed by the back door of the city bureau.

"Wait a jb wave, hurry up and do it, and go back to sleep after finishing it, there is tomorrow's business, fourth child, it's time for you to play, your role is very important, there is a little tension in the performance, you must put that uncomfortable Jie Dao is determined to f*cking starve to death, later I will weld you a trophy for Iron Horse Movie King, go!" Lao Qiu rubbed his eyes and finished speaking, straightened his clothes, and said into the intercom: "Exhibition Strength, be quick and ready to do it!"

"Sure!" Zhan Li said casually while holding the steering wheel in the black Accord cab inside the van compartment.

On the other end, the third child, with his hands on his crotch, swayed to the street opposite the back door of the City Bureau.

"**Damn you!! Robbery!!"

Suddenly, a big man with a flesh-colored stocking on his head, a kitchen knife in one hand, and a fork in the other, jumped off the wall next to him, and shouted hysterically at the third child.

"Be more excited! I'm a little caught off guard!!" The third child pretended to be terrified and took a step back, touched his nose, and whispered.

The fourth child was stunned for a moment, then bowed his head in thought for half a second, conceived for a while.

The voice suddenly shouted shrillly: "****Your mother!!!!!! Robbery!!!!"

This sound was so fucking sudden, and his voice was obviously broken...Through the third child's mouth, he could clearly see the little tongue of the fourth child, trembling at a frequency of [-] beats per second.

"It's a robbery!!! It's a murder!!" The third child's expression was extremely precise. After the panic, the male duck's voice was more piercing than that of the old lady, and he turned around and ran away.

"Peng!!"

In the courtyard of the Municipal Bureau, Xiao Qi, who was drowsy in the car and absorbing spiritual food, suddenly sat up, turned his head, his red eyes were sleepy, and instantly saw a masked strong man chasing a man on the street. middle-aged people.

It was past two o'clock in the middle of the night, and any sound could be heard far away. The two policemen on duty at the back door opened the door with a bang, and ran out with their batons.

"Fuck, robbery at the entrance of the Municipal Bureau, how much fake wine does this have to drink!!" Xiao Qi cursed, took out the pistol in his waist, pushed open the door of the Accord, and chased him out.

The fourth child chased the third child, two policemen chased the fourth child, and the seventh child ran at the end with a gun in his hand. After 2 minutes, he had gone four or five blocks.

"Do it!!"

Lao Qiu said something, pushed open the door of the box truck with a bang, jumped down, waved his hand, the box truck started, and the front of the car directly plunged into the back door of the Municipal Bureau.

Lao Qiu walked to the duty room unhurriedly with bowed legs, pressed the electronic door switch casually, sat down on the wooden chair, and picked up the water glass on the table.

"****, it seems like my mother has deep-throated me, I'm dying of thirst!"

After finishing speaking, Lao Qiu drank a few sips, resting his chin on his right hand, feeling drowsy.

"Whoa!"

The electronic door was slowly opened, the cargo motor roared, and it drove directly into the city bureau compound, made a quick U-turn, and the rear of the car was directly thrown on the open space next to the Accord that Xiaoqi was sitting in, with a completely unrecognizable front.

"Pfft!"

In the cargo cab, a middle-aged driver in black uniform jumped down, took a crowbar unhurriedly, walked to the front of the iron door of the cargo box, pressed it with the crowbar, and the rear door of the cargo box opened with a bang. The middle-aged man put on his gloves, stretched out his arms, and suddenly pulled two iron construction springboards half a meter wide, forming a 30-degree triangle, and putting them on the back of the door of the box truck.

"boom!!"

The Accord motor in the cargo box roared for a while, without turning on the headlights, I stepped on the accelerator pedal, drove the car down the springboard, and parked firmly next to the other Accord, then gracefully pulled out the key and walked After getting down, he and his middle-aged man in uniform jumped into the cargo compartment and pulled out an iron chain with a big iron hook and a thick arm.

"You fasten it!" said the middle-aged man in uniform, and ran to the cab with a crowbar.

......

"Beep ring!!"

There was a continuous ringing of the phone in the guard room. Lao Qiu, who was already drooling and snoring, opened his eyes suddenly, wiped his saliva, and connected the phone.

"Hey...what are you doing, you're sleeping!" Lao Qiu said dissatisfiedly.

"Is it the security room? What happened downstairs?? Why did I hear someone shouting robbery? And the sound of a truck??" A middle-aged man's voice asked on the phone.

"There was an unknown robber. The two of us went out to chase the car. Captain Guan let the car in. I fell asleep and I don't know what they are doing!" Lao Qiu said with a yawn.

"Oh...why haven't I heard your voice?" asked suspiciously on the phone.

"I'm in the archives room, and I'm on duty. Fuck, jb won't do this job next time, and I won't be able to read jb pornographic books if I'm sleepy!" Lao Qiu said cursingly.

"Hehe, whoever is allowed to go to that crappy place in the guard room, do I need to go downstairs and help?"

"Come down if you don't feel sleepy, just in time to chat with me!" Lao Qiu said meanly.

"Fuck, the security room is too cold. I'd better play cs honestly. That's fine. Hurry up and get the hell out of here. Director Ma is sleeping in the lounge tonight. If he wakes up later, he should curse again!"

"Well, I'll tell them!" Lao Qiu smiled disdainfully, shook his head and hung up the phone.

......

At the other end, the iron hook was hooked on Chi Liang's Honda Accord, and the box truck sprinted forward, with a bang, the front of the Accord pulled directly by the iron chain shook for a while, and then the box truck adjusted its position, and the middle-aged man in uniform pressed the car The noose button inside, the iron chain straightened with a bang, and began to be retracted with a bang.

Zhan Li sat bored in Chi Liang's Accord, manipulating the steering wheel. The car ran along the iron springboard and was dragged into the compartment by the iron chain. The cargo box door was carefully pressed with a crowbar, and the door was locked firmly. After getting into the driver's cab, it swaggered open along the door.

"Gu dong gu dong!"

Lao Qiu drank two sips of water, pressed the closing button of the electronic door, and walked out of the security room. The whole process of changing cars took less than 5 minutes. His technique was bold and professional.

......

3 minutes later.

"*****, the guy who robbed was a marathon runner. The buddy who was robbed must be the servant of the imperial study. This little leg is twitching, so fast!!" A policeman was panting tiredly and walked At the door of the security room, he said cursingly.

"It's a great physical fitness, it's a pity!" Xiao Qi also cursed, and waved his hands to get back into the car.

The policeman who spoke before and the other policeman looked at each other, and then said: "Xiaoqi, don't jb go back into the car! It's so cold, I caught a cold after a night of sleep, come to the security room, there are people in the house. Hot water, the three of us drink some tea and pay two yuan to the landlord, what a jb! We are bored!"

Xiao Qi glanced at the Accord parked in the distance, thought for a while, shrunk his shoulders, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go, you can see it in the security room!"

"That's right, let's go, hurry up!"