we are bad boys

Fu Wenbin squinted, looked at Tianyang, picked up his clothes, shook his neck, stopped talking, waved his hands and walked out with another policeman.

"Fu Dui, is there still an interrogation??" The young policeman closed the door and asked.

"What the fuck, make a report later, keep the gun privately, and report it when I am free tomorrow, and just throw it in the detention center!" After Fu Wenbin finished speaking, he went to the cafeteria to get a meal with a sullen face. , ate it up.

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Early in the morning of the second day, before my mother could open my eyes, I heard Wang Mumu start whining and whining like a wolf dog. I rubbed my red eyes, sat on the bed in a daze, and went out.

"Kaboom, Kaboom!!"

Wang Mumu was holding a bag of instant noodles, chewing dryly there. I froze for a moment and asked him, "Is it delicious?"

"Delicious jb!!! Look at the bag of instant noodles!! Sanxian Yimian!! After entering 2000! Have you ever seen Sanxian Yimian?? Your mother forced it! Make a dna for it , is older than my fucking age...!" Wang Mumu opened the food bag, sprinkled it on the crumbled noodles, and continued to chew.

"Then why don't you go out to eat?? I asked again.

"Guan Yu said that Ye Chang had a lot of wet dreams...After taking the food, send it to the boss before eating!" After Wang Mumu finished speaking, Ka Beng took another bite, blood flowed from the tooth flower, Wang Mumu stared blankly for two seconds, Tears in the eye sockets, crying...

"Poor baby...!" I said speechlessly, then went into the bathroom, ready to flush my face with water, and rustled my mouth.

"What about the ink?" Guan Yu also came out from the bedroom, but Wang Mumu saw Guan Yu was stunned for a long time, and asked in a whisper, "Why are you going? Are you going hunting??"

Curiously, I poked my head out of the toilet and took a look outside. I saw Guan Yu was carrying a crossbow on his back, an iron rod in his hand, a pig knife pinned to his waist, and an arrow box. , with a few bows and arrows stuck in it...

"Boom!!" Guan Yu grinned, unloaded the crossbow from his back, put it on the ground, yanked the bow spring, pulled the bow and arrow, and said: "Big Black Eagle, professionally imported ballistic profiles, can shoot crossbow arrows, Steel ball, made of titanium alloy, triple focusing scope, effective range of 50 meters... This game should be played by me when I was young, how about it, it's jb handsome!"

After finishing speaking, Guan Yu put down the big black eagle, picked up an iron stick more than one meter long, twisted it from the middle, snapped it, and pulled out a slender knife that was shining coldly from the stick. He said: "The knife can be smashed and slashed, the steel mouth is rattling, stabbed once, and the pneumothorax will be properly dripped!"

After putting down the pipe knife, Guan Yu took another butcher's knife from his waist, thought for a while, and said: "This jb player should have no introduction, and when it comes to situations, just cut it! !"

Wang Mumu and I stared blankly at Guan Yu, stunned for a long time, then Wang Mumu said: "Master Xuanzang, give me a tiger skin skirt, shall we go learn scriptures?"

"...It's okay to learn from the scriptures, the problem is that I lack someone!!" I shook the water off my hand and walked out with a smile.

"Master!! Third Junior Brother, was taken away by monsters...!" Wang Mumu yelled cooperatively.

"What do you mean by jb? Isn't this equipment awesome??" Guan Yu said unwillingly.

"Damn!! What are you doing? It's just this little bastard knife. If you don't want to poke it hard, who will stab Nima??" Wang Mumu blinked and kicked With a knife in his hand, he bared his teeth and said.

"What should I do with this, take something, it's not necessary!" I sat on the sofa, picked up the butcher's knife, touched the blade lightly, and with a snap, a tooth fell off the blade...

"Quick jb and let him put it there!! I'll blackmail you for 50 yuan later, who are you going to reason with!" Wang Mumu blinked, took the instant noodle bag, and dried it in one gulp...

"Don't mess around, I feel very bad, the gun can't be used, or I can't tell in the future, just hold it, be prepared, in case something happens, it's better to have a handy weapon...!" Guan Yu took it Wearing a black cloth bag, put on the crossbow, which means he uses this.

Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, quickly grabbed the pipe knife, and then said, "From now on, please call me Wukong!!"

"Is this fucking good?? Dude, can we reward me with a knife sheath? Don't put it on the waist, slip it down, and then fuck an ass hole, I really don't know how to use my buttocks in the future..." I Speechlessly, he picked up the rusty butcher's knife and bared his teeth.

"That's right, go to the kitchen and get a cloth bag... After cleaning up, let's hurry up and learn from the scriptures, so be quick, brothers, let's have a laugh!!" Guan Yu roared excitedly.

"Smile jb...idiot!" Wang Mumu screwed on the pipe knife, and immediately contradicted, put it away from the back of the head, show a handle, a bit like a Nima knight, put it in the waist, the legs are not long enough, and finally the smartest person in human history The pretentious criminal thought of a very crazy way, Tao Teng an antique sunglasses somewhere, holding a steel stick in his hand, and pestered the ground, then said melancholy: "Wukong is blind... ..."

"Sangmen star!! I didn't even go out, so I went blind..." Guan Yu cursed unhappily.

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After the three of us packed our things, Guan Yu carried a black cloth bag containing a big Black Hawk machine crossbow, I had a butcher's knife pinned to my waist, Wang Mumu wore sunglasses and pretended to be blind, and walked out of the old building.

Standing on the street, we took a taxi, and the three of us got in. I was still in the co-pilot, and Guan Yu and Wang Mumu sat in the back.

"Where are you going?" the driver asked.

"I don't know the place. In this way, I will direct you. Where do you drive? If you go the wrong way, I will blame it!" I said something, and carefully recalled it in my mind. The location of Zhangji Bone Museum, I often drive, so I remember it, but I forgot the name of the street.

"Okay!" At this point, the rush hour has just passed, and there are few people taking taxis on the street. The driver nodded happily, started the car, and drove away slowly.

Wang Mumu and I had nothing to do, we started chatting and chatting, while Guan Yu always looked back. Wang Mumu and I didn't care at first, but after Guan Yu took a few glances, his face became more and more serious.

"What's wrong?" I asked, frowning.

"Master, speed up!!!" Guan Yu didn't answer my words, turned his head back, and said calmly.

"Speed ​​up, don't you have to follow the traffic rules?" The driver said with a smile.

"Mumu!!" Guan Yu shouted.

"Boom!!"

Wang Mumu picked up the stick and slammed it on the wire that separated the driver's seat. The driver turned to look at the blind Wang Mumu, kicked the accelerator and rushed out.

"Turn left!!" Guan Yu said again.

"Crack!!" The taxi that was driving on the side road made a sharp turn and entered a one-way street.

"parking!!!"

"Squeak!!"

The taxi drove less than 200 meters and stopped suddenly. Guan Yu opened the door and rushed out, shouting, "Get out of the car, hurry up!!"

After Wang Mumu heard this, he stopped pretending to be blind, and ran down with a stick. I took out 100 yuan, threw it in the car, and ran down.

Then the three of us suddenly got into a small restaurant. Just as we entered, a Passat drove slowly past the door of the hotel.

"It's the car in the park yesterday!!" Guan Yu frowned, staring at the Passat, and said.