we are bad boys

"Master Mu, I'm no worse than a little radish. It's so fucking hard!! I don't know what Nannan means! I just tease you every day, so I'm going to make you excited. When it's over, use the fucking 300 Duomi rope is hanging on you! I can't fucking reach the beams, I can't reach the threshold, it's so uncomfortable!!!" Zhang Xi sighed, brewing, and shed two lines of cat urine...

"As long as she's a bitch, she won't make eye contact with you!" Wang Mumu squinted his triangular eyes, showing disdain on his face. Once he made this expression, it meant that Chairman Wang was ready for class...

"What's wrong with me?? I have two long breasts, breasts within three seconds, six-pack abs, and a small head. I must be Beckham. I don't think it's Takeshi Kaneshiro, but I'm also a man." Wu Yanzu, you are a fucking man with a waist and a whole wife? Where the hell am I?" Zhang Xi was suddenly angry.

"You're just a jb that went from here to the moon, and girls don't like you!! Any normal girl, who the hell would want to find a eunuch... That small step is for you... **, I see I'm afraid you'll break the egg... Dude, can you be any more worthless??" Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and asked aloud.

"Then Pao girl, don't you have to treat her better?" Xiao Hai interjected.

"That's right, but it's definitely not looking for a mother... Look at me, the most humiliating thing right now is to wash Zhang Lu's feet, but in another ten years, I will have to wash her feet, and I can't play other tricks. Zhang Xi is different, just follow his momentum and catch up...it is possible...!"

"What is it possible??" Zhang Xi blinked and asked.

"**!!"

"Get lost...!" Zhang Xi scolded shyly.

"It's so fucking annoying, chasing a bitch, chasing a bitch every day, if it doesn't work, just follow Xiaohai's orders!" Dakang is more direct in everything he does...

"It's okay to do that, but you risk going to jail, so it's a bad idea. I have an immature idea. It just so happens that we two idlers are here today, so I can help Xixi solve the bed partner problem!!" Wang Mumu was really bored, so he planned to have some fun with Zhang Xi.

"**!! We won't listen to your immature ideas!! Last time you went back to decorate the bathroom on the first floor, your fucking ideas were immature, you insisted on making two toilets in a pit, the entire couple room! Fuck it, fuck the whole jb couple room, it’s fortunate that we don’t do fast food, or, maybe the whole family room or something, I’ll fuck you, there are more people, it’s probably a pit, can hide A fully mechanized Northwest Army...!" Dakang said in a broken voice.

"Why, is the sex between lovers popular?! It's fucking full every day!!" Wang Mumu roared.

"It's hot!! It's fucking hot!! When I heard that Caesar has a couple room!! Fuck b Yunnan homosexuals drive here to fuck! Just so that the two of them can fuck and shit together!!" Big Kang said speechlessly.

"Are you fucking mocking me?" Wang Mumu was furious and wanted to risk his life.

"Two brothers!! Stop, don't jb, because the toilet is really useless, that wooden master, what good way do you have, teach me!!" Zhang Xi hurried to fight.

"Zhang Xi, let me put the words here, if Wang Mumu doesn't give it to you, I'll turn this matter into a mess!! I'll go to Shennongjia and be a savage for three years!!"

"Do you fucking like to go or not? It's dark, come on, come over to Xixi, I'll teach you a trick!" Wang Mumu embraced Zhang Xi and whispered in his ear.

In this way, Zhang Xi's first courtship, under Wang Mumu's planning, became unforgettable... The memory is deep and it hurts...

……

Twenty minutes later, Zhang Xi put down his three bags, raised his head, and ran towards Wang Nan in a magnificent stride...

"Nan Nan, what are you doing?" Zhang Xi asked politely with a smile.

"Uh... drinking water!" Wang Nan took a sip of sour plum soup in her small hand, and looked at Zhang Xi, as if she was a little out of order.

"Did you ever sit on a wooden board when you were a child, with your chin resting on your small hand, your eyes glazed over, and there was any swaying?" Zhang Xi asked in a soft voice.

"I haven't ever held my chin. When my sister and I were washing clothes, we couldn't rub them. It's true that the stool often shakes!" Wang Nan stepped back, blinked her big eyes and said flickeringly.

"Why is your mother so damn hateful!! Tell you to rub your clothes with a hammer...!" Zhang Xi suddenly became angry.

"Get out, your mother is hateful. If you have something to say, get out if you have nothing to do. My sister drank too much water and needs to pee!" Wang Nan rolled her eyes and was about to leave.

"Peng!" Zhang Xi grabbed her little hand and said sincerely, "Shake with me...!"

"...Are you sick!? Where are you shaking?"

"On the swing!!"

"Brother! If you say you want to play on the swing, just play on the swing. Shake it... It scared me to death... I thought Hilton didn't work...!" Wang Nan broke down and wiped his sweat with his hands, and put the Throwing the bottle to Zhang Xi, he walked to the toilet.

"That place is full of sex and filth...!" After Zhang Xiyin finished speaking, he looked back, Wang Mumu calmly nodded and gave a thumbs up.

Wang Nan went to the toilet, and then walked out writhingly. Zhang Xi fanned her butt with his hands in a gentlemanly manner, and then walked to the swing next to the park with a mean smile.

"You go up, I'll treat you!" Zhang Xi said with a smile.

"Uh...!" Wang Nan looked up and saw the rusty swing chains and rotten wooden boards, and said a little scared: "Xixi, why don't we stop playing, people will die... !"

"I am willing to die with you...!"

"Don't talk like that, I'm disgusting...!"

"Go up, brother, I'll give you a swing...!"

"Then I'll take off my shoes!" Wang Nan held the chain of the swing with her small hands, took off her shoes, and sat on the wooden plank with her bare snow-white feet twisted buttocks. She turned her head and blinked at Zhang Xi and said: "You... you... slow down!"

"It's okay, I have a sense of proportion!!" Zhang Xi pushed Wang Nan's back after speaking, and started to run.

"Ah!!!" Wang Nan closed her eyes and screamed, and she was already in mid-air.

Then Zhang Xi stepped back quickly, pulled the swing back, and then let go, the swing was as high as a person...

"Crack! Creak!!"

The broken iron chain made the sound of rusting and rubbing. Wang Nan's legs were trembling, and he howled in a crying voice: "Zhang Xi!! Let me go!! This game is about to break!!"

"Catch the flowers!!" Wang Mumu rushed up in an instant, holding a handful of ox trumpet flowers that he had stolen from the lawn and said: "You are doing very well!!"

Zhang Xi took the flowers and nodded, summoned up his courage and shouted: "Wang Nan, I like you!! Let's be like elephants!!"

"I'm afraid... you let me go down...!!!"

"No way, I'll love you!!" Under Wang Mumu's teaching, Zhang Xi shouted again.

"Wow...!" Wang Nan cried...

"Put harder!! Push hard!! She will definitely agree to you!!" Wang Mumu continued to poke.

"Okay!" Zhang Xi gritted his teeth, nimbly grabbed the wooden board of the swing, and pushed hard as if he was fighting with his mother...

"Crack, creak...!"

"Ah!!!!" Wang Nan just opened his eyes, watching himself rushing towards a fork of a century-old willow tree...

"Zi la la!!" The swing passed through the green willow trees, and the leaves fell all over the sky. It is beautiful and poetic...

"Boom!!"

A figure jumped off the swing and fell to the ground with a plop. His hair was as beautiful as a hen's coop, and there were a few twilight leaves hanging on it...

Zhang Xi was stunned holding the ox trumpet flower, Wang Mumu blinked his triangular eyes and looked at it, feeling that something was wrong, so Sa Yazi ran away with Zhang Lu...

"Zhang Xi, I'm going to kill you!! Wow...the legs are broken...!"