we are bad boys

After I got home, it was already midnight, I thought I should have rested, but I didn’t expect that when I opened the door and went in, I turned on the light, a man and a woman were rolling on the sofa violently, but fortunately, I and Mu Mu, and Dakang stared at it. It seemed that they hadn't developed to the most critical moment. The clothes of the two of them were still intact, and they should belong to the ** stage. It was just a simple and rude kiss on the mouth...

"Ahem...!" I coughed as I took off my shoes, pretending not to watch.

"Shua!!" Zhang Xi raised his head to look at the three of us with staring eyes as soon as he heard the voice.

"Zhang Xi, get up, do you dare to let me see who the heroine is...!" Wang Mumu stood on tiptoe curiously, and stretched his neck to scan the sofa.

"flap!!"

Wang Nan pushed Zhang Xi away, sat up with a pretty face flushed, hurriedly tidied up her clothes, stroked her hair with her little hands in a panic, and said in embarrassment: "We are... playing game consoles...!"

"Well, no one said you two were doing something else, did they?" Dakang nodded calmly, walked upstairs with extremely slow square steps, observing the two of them.

"Elder sister, I'm so fucking convinced. He let you play on the swing, and almost knocked off your big die, which weighed more than two catties. Why do you kiss him so cheaply?" Wang Mumu saw that it was Wang Nan, It's a bad word to say.

"...Master Mu, do we have any grudges?" Zhang Xi was more embarrassed than Wang Nan. In fact, I quite understand him. It's normal to be impulsive after holding back for so many years.

"Go away, I don't necessarily have to have a grudge against you, it may be mainly because you are too ugly!!" Wang Mumu casually said something perfunctory, then put on steaming stinky socks, took a bottle of Coke, He walked over so cheaply, looked at Wang Nan and bared his teeth and said, "Let's play Contra... I have a lot of experience, and I must be much better than Zhang Xi...!"

"I am a little sleepy……!"

"Let's have fun... Shoot a gun and sleep well!" Wang Mumu persuaded.

"Sister Lu!!! Wang Mumu is going to shoot my wife!!!" Zhang Xi shouted at the top of his voice.

A second later, there was a bang, and there was a lot of noise upstairs, and then you saw, two equally slender figures appeared at the top of the stairs like the wind, Zhang Lu and Ji Changzi, wearing a sister's pajamas, and applying a mask, At the same time, he pinched his waist and shouted: "Why don't you go home when you come back!!!"

Wang Mumu paused, looked at Zhang Xi, and said viciously: "You idiot, you are cruel enough. In my lifetime, I will give Wang Nan a change of porcelain teeth!! Count me as a f***ing white job!!"

"Wang Mumu hurry up and die for me!!! I fell asleep to wait for you to wash your feet today! Hurry up!!" Zhang Lu yelled again like a landlady.

"Master Mu, bring me the depilatory cream by the way, you haven't shaved me for several days!!" Chicken intestines said with a twist, and glanced at Zhang Lu with a slightly provocative look, and then Leaving behind a charming figure, he walked away slowly.

"Slut!!" Zhang Lu cursed viciously.

"I would like to!!"

"You tell my sister another one??" Zhang Lu stared angrily, pointing at the chicken intestines and shouting.

"Let me just say what...!"

"Bastard, I'll beat you to death, pervert!"

"People are fighting with you!!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Lu lashed out with a big mouth. The two were fighting fiercely in the corridor on the second floor. Wang Mumu went over to fight, and his scratched face was covered with blood in an instant.

"**Damn it!! When will I be so big... I'm not yet [-] and [-], so I just fuck every day!! My ancestors have three thousand sons in the harem, and they don't fucking fight. I'm just two , and the other one is a man, I can't wait to be mortared this day, at the gate of Gatling branch...don't fucking scratch it, your face is turning into potato shreds...fuck your sister...don't care about jb, Xiaofei, Wait a minute, I'll live in your room!!" After Wang Mumu's eight punches, it didn't have any effect, and in a hurry, he wanted to have sex with me.

"Boom!!"

I closed the door without hesitation, then locked it, and blocked the stool at the door. Then I breathed a sigh of relief and went to take a bath calmly. After 10 minutes, I was naked, wrapped in a bathrobe, and ready to smoke a cigarette and go to sleep , but I just sat on the bed when the computer beeped.

I moved the mouse curiously, the screen lit up, and it was QQ ringing. The computer in my house was often forgotten to be turned off, and it was always on, so QQ was not offline. I found the dialog box, clicked it, and it was A piece of verification information, I glanced at it, it was a girl's avatar, thought about it, and clicked through.

"Who are you?" I typed and asked.

I thought it was so late, the other party must be offline, but I didn't expect that just 5 minutes after I sent it, the other party replied: "It's been a long night...how can you ask such a question that destroys the atmosphere??"

I was stunned when I saw it, and then glanced at the nickname, what is it called high-heeled stockings? It’s a very jb obscene name, so I cursed a bit in a daze: "Oh, I'm sorry... are you always chattering like this now??!"

"Then what should I ask??" I had nothing to do to talk jb, so I replied again.

"Snapped!"

The person on the other side didn't reply, and sent a picture. I clicked on it, and it was a very tricky angle. It took a picture of thighs in stockings, in a seductive pose...

"Is it beautiful?" The other side asked quickly.

"...Are you paying for it, or are you dating?" I was a little shocked in my eyes, pressed my crotch hard, and asked again.

"You call me a miss??" An angry expression was sent on the other side.

"You fucking come up, just play with stockings, not Miss, don't tell me you are a teacher of ideology and morality?"

"Get out!! Idiot!"

"...You are Liudi, aren't you?" I thought for four or five minutes before tentatively replying.

After about 3 minutes, the other party sent a shocked expression, and replied: "How do you know??"

"I'm fucking stupid, when we meet tonight, don't you just wear silk stockings? But how do you know, my QQ?" I asked again.

"...I won't tell you, let's talk about something serious, investment, what are you thinking about!!"

I glanced at the news, bared my teeth, and then quickly returned: "I went to the countryside today. I just came back and haven't taken a shower yet. Wait for me for a while. I'll take a shower. Let's have a good talk, okay?"

"Enen, okay, you go!" Liu Di replied quickly, I glanced at it, turned off the monitor directly, laughed and threw myself on the bed, and went to sleep...

……

Half an hour later: "Hey, haven't you finished washing yet?"

Four and ten minutes later: "Brother, it's only time for a woman to take a shower. Did you die in the bathroom?"

An hour later: "Bastard, it's bad enough, mom remembers you!"

And I have already entered deep sleep.

ps: The time was set wrong, the chapter came a bit late, sorry, everyone!