we are bad boys

I looked at the back of Chenchen walking out of the correctional office carrying things, sighed, stood up helplessly and silently, went to the correctional office to chat for a while, and then walked out of the detention center.

There is a superstitious saying that no matter whether it is visiting a prison or getting out of prison, in short, people who walk out of the gate should not look back at the gate of the prison. Looking at it means that they will come back.

I don't know if this statement is right or not, but one thing is for sure, every time I walk out of the detention center, I am very cautious and force myself not to look back.But even so, I don't seem to fucking neglect it. I don't come for three days, five days early.

After I came out this time, I put my hands in my pockets and stood at the door with my back to the detention center for a long time.Then he turned around suddenly, looked carefully at the dark iron gate, at the mottled gray walls and fortified iron, and at the armed police standing in military posture on the watchtower with guns in hand. They were silent for a long time, and whispered: "I !! If you don't turn back, I've been with you for the rest of my life...!"

After finishing speaking, I stamped out the cigarette butt, and drove away.

……

At the entrance of the corridor at home, Wang Mumu and Zhang Lu got on the elevator in a tumultuous manner.

"You're such a jerk, what do you have to ask me to come back? I've still finished the tent in my hand!" Zhang Lu stood in the elevator, rearranging her clothes in front of the mirror, and then stretched out her small hand to hold the bag on her white and tender wrist. Elastic band, pull hair.

"Peng!!"

Wang Mumu hugged Zhang Lu's small waist from behind, then rubbed his right hand on Zhang Lu's calf wearing stockings back and forth, buried his face into Zhang Lu's snow-white neck, sniffed it hard, and said meanly : "Come back from Shiwei, and I'll give the girls a training class for postgraduate entrance examinations in bed. The textbooks are from Little Japan. My crotch is burning tonight. You need to save me, daughter-in-law!"

"Don't make trouble, there is a camera, why are you so perverted?" Zhang Lu reached out and patted Wang Mumu's paw.

"Oh, let me wipe it?? I fucking love you alone. Which fire brigade can't do this fire?? But I will find you! You just use a little water to kill me, and I can handle the rest of the sparks myself No?!" Wang Mumu prayed.

"How to solve it?"

"Half of it, half of masturbation! If you fuck, I'll masturbate, okay?" Wang Mumu swore viciously.

"Bah, shameless, you're so naked!!" Zhang Lu blushed and spat lightly.

"Boom blah blah!!"

"It's numb!! This elevator goes upstairs, and the February Festival can be over?? Really fucking convinced??" Wang Mumu rushed to the ground anxiously, kicking his feet twice.

"Ding Dong!!"

When the elevator finally arrived, Wang Mumuhou hurried home with Zhang Lu in his arms.

"Hey... Brother, slow down, can you be proud? Let others see it, as if I abused you...!" Zhang Lu was hugged in her arms and put her arms around Wang Mumu's neck, her face paled in fright. Afraid of falling, Dabai's butt fell in half.

"Don't be inked, I'll give you a little nurse outfit in a while!" Wang Mumu was sweating, and hurried to the door, put down Zhang Lu, squeezed at the door, and ran with his five-foot-thick lips. Zhang Lu kissed her.

"Hmm..." Zhang Lu's little nose let out a quick panting sound. Wang Mumu lifted her skirt with one hand, inserted the key in the door hole with the other, pushed the door open with a bang, put his arms around Zhang Lu, and walked along the wall. rolled in.

"Uh... um... my husband... take out the key first!!" Zhang Lu said with a pretty face flushing while panting.

"It's okay!! Everyone around a hundred miles knows that there is a vicious triangular eye living here... how dare you steal my keys!!! I tied two chickens at the door of his house, blinded his eyes, and let him bark 24 hours a day !!" Wang Mumu hurriedly kicked the door and said something incoherent.

"Sisi!!" Just as Wang Mumu finished speaking, he stretched out both hands to unbutton Zhang Lu's chest. Zhang Lu squinted her big eyes, glanced around in confusion, and then said weakly, "Why is it all smoke?" ? There is still a smell of mush?? "

"Oh! Fuck, is it my crotch?!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment, and said with fear on his face.

"Get out, it seems to be the kitchen...!" Zhang Lu said, holding her nose.

"Cough cough cough...!"

There was a coughing sound, and Liu Di's hair was disheveled, her white face was smoky, she was wearing an apron, and she was holding a spoon. Meng Fei... What kind of broken gas stove in your house?? This flame is not to mention cooking, it is no problem to refine people...!"

"Shhh!!"

Wang Mumu supported Zhang Lu's beautiful legs with one hand, and supported the wall with the other. Zhang Lu pinched her nose, her clothes were a little messed up, and she stared at Liu Di at the same time as Wang Mumu.

"Where is the evildoer!!!" Wang Mumu yelled violently, and quickly made a wretched defensive posture, then snatched the high heels from Zhang Lu's feet, held the heels in front of him, and looked cautiously into the smoke, the pitch-black thing.

"Who are you??" Liudi fanned the smoke around her, took a step back with the spoon in her hand, and put the bar in front of her breasts. It was a move, the jade girl swordsmanship.

"Honey, bite her!!" Zhang Lu took a step back in fear, poked Wang Mumu's waist, and said agitatedly.

"Am I fucking your husband??? You know what kind of joke it is, so just let me fuck it!" Wang Mumu scolded cautiously.

"Who are you??" Zhang Lu asked with a loud voice.

"I...I...cough cough, this is my friend's house, who do you think I am?" Liu Di replied.

"Your friend?? Who is it?" Wang Mumu heard the voice familiar, so he also called out.

"Meng Fei! Who are you?!"

"Oh!! I fucking remembered!! You are Liudi!! I am Mumu!! Misunderstanding, it is a misunderstanding, put down the spoon, let's talk!!"

"Are you really Mumu??" Liu Di cautiously squatted behind the sofa and shouted.

"**!! Who the hell is talking like me!" Wang Mumu said proudly.

"That's true!..."

After 10 minutes, the three of them opened all the windows, and the thick smoke in the house dissipated. Wang Mumu went to the kitchen to have a look, and said speechlessly, "*****, fortunately, the gas stove can turn off automatically. Otherwise, something big will happen!! I really don’t know which bitch is able to burn the range hood without half-burning it!!”

"Me!" Zhang Lu said weakly.

Wang Mumu cleaned up the trash on the ground, glanced at Zhang Lu calmly and said, "You are not a bitch...!"

"Ahem...you live with Meng Fei?" Liu Di asked in embarrassment just after washing her face.

"... How many years have we been together... Hey, why are you here by yourself? Where is Xiao Fei?" Wang Mumu asked with his triangular eyes blinking.

"...He said he has something to do, go out for a trip...!"

"You and Xiaofei???...are you eyeing each other?" Zhang Lu asked with her mouth blushing.

ps: Painful Monday is here again~ I know you guys are still awake, right? !They all look miserable at work, right? !Do you feel sleepy after watching it? !Are they all giggling silly? !Be restrained! ! !By the way, let me tell you a piece of good news~ There will be an update today! ! !Or, maybe, it would be cool! ! ! (There should be a smirk here)