we are bad boys

Late at night in early autumn, the four of us sat at the barbecue stand and drank a full case and a half of beer. After chatting for an unknown amount of time, we drove home in a snake shape.When I got home, I simply brushed my teeth, and after taking a shower, I lay on the bed sprawled out.

People who drink alcohol will have a few common bad problems, such as grinding teeth, hiccups, and farting, let's not talk about it, because this is relatively low-level...

Under normal circumstances, some people like to brag when they drink too much, talk a lot, and love ink marks; I despise those who don't know how to hurt their daughter-in-law.In addition to the above situations, more people drink too much and their heads sink, and they like to sleep.

I am this kind of person, drink too much, do not make noise, just feel sleepy.But today I don't know what's wrong with her, she tossed and turned in bed and couldn't fall asleep, not because of Liu Di, she is not in my heart enough to keep me up all night.

The main reason why I can't sleep is that the pockmarked conversation with me in the park that night has been floating in my head, and I can't help but think about who are those four people who don't know! ! !

As long as these four people exist for a day, I will be on guard all the time, and it will make me more and more sensitive, and I will be suspicious of everyone every day...

To tell you the truth, I have been extremely mentally exhausted since Caesar set up.The so-called opponents, the youngest is in their 30s, no matter in terms of experience, thinking, social relations, I have no advantage over them at all, and it is really difficult for me to argue with them...

But I can still drink and eat meat now! !Can still stand until now! !The biggest reason is that when they were studying me, I was studying him, when they were drinking, eating, and bragging, I was studying him, and when they were sleeping with girls, I was fucking studying him! ! !

It's not fucking about how hardworking I am! !How studious! !Be more motivated! !But Brother Xu's thinking has been deeply affecting me! !We are equally timid...we are also afraid of death. If it is said that a little courage is needed in the society, then there is no doubt that the courage of me and Brother Xu must be at the bottom...

But after I met Bi Ziwen, I found that I had met my soul mate again. This b-raiser seemed to cherish life more than Brother Xu and me, and was more afraid of death...

When two people who are afraid of death meet together, it may be... very interesting! !

I tossed and turned on the bed, getting more and more tired as I lay down, and finally turned on the lamp, put a pillow on my back, sat on the head of the bed, lit a cigarette, and fell into a daze...

After an unknown period of time, the ashtray was already full of cigarette butts. Just as I was about to get out of bed and go to the cabinet to get another two boxes, I suddenly recalled what Pockmarked said to me that night! ! !

"Reborn!!!!" I stepped on the blanket on the ground barefoot, walked anxiously back and forth for two steps, and blurted out four words!

Then an extremely weird and sinister trick appeared in his mind! ! !

That's right, this plan is shady! !mean! !Give birth without an ass hole! ! !

But the timing is right! !Make a decisive move! !Then there was a frightening flash of white light, and suddenly a cold light... a sword to seal the throat! ! !

Rubbing my head on the ground, I walked back and forth for two steps. What was going on in my heart became clearer and clearer. I babbled, walked quickly to the bedside, picked up my phone, and dialed directly without looking at what time it was. past! !

After about 5 minutes, the call was slowly connected! !

"Hello...Xiao Fei?" Although the voice on the phone was obviously just woken up, the tone of the question was a little anxious. People like us are actually most afraid of receiving a call in the middle of the night...

"Hehe, are you asleep?"

"Fuck, brother, don't tell me, you called me in the middle of the night just to ask if I slept or not?" The voice on the phone listened to my tone, and immediately put his heart in his stomach, and then cursed.

"...I have something... I need a spiritual guide, can I discuss it with my exclusive partner?" I touched my nose and said with a smile.

"Fuck, if you don't have money, don't look for me...!" The voice on the phone seemed quite emotional.

"Rich! Big money!!" I said firmly.

"Big money? Fuck, the concept is too general, don't bother me with less than 1000 million, call your brother! He is cheaper, and now he earns money if he has money, he is crazy!!" The voice on the phone laughed and cursed.

"Hehe, 1000 million?? You underestimate Brother Fei too much!!" I said pretending to be b.

"Then you said the number?"

"A sun is at the bottom, the game needs to be big, the structure needs to be clear, find a few brains to operate, it must be an intelligent optical brain, similar to Wang Mumu's tiger bastard, you must not take him to play, the thighs are fit, the speed must be fast, and you must withdraw. Decisive, punches as big as sandbags must be able to break the psychological bottom line, so that one blow will kill you!!!" I bared my teeth and said boldly.

"Oh...you shocked me...!" The voice on the phone was stunned for a long time, and said in disbelief.

"Then can you talk about this?"

"Wait, I'll light a cigarette!" The voice on the phone said a little excitedly, and then there was a noise on the phone, and after about 5 minutes, he quickly said: "Tell me!!"

"It's like this...!" I was silent for a moment, and began to talk about the plan in my heart.

……

About two or three hours passed in a blink of an eye, and I kept walking around the house and talking on the phone. When I finished talking with the person on the phone, dawn dawned outside the window.

Its daybreak……

……

On the other end, the person who finished the phone call with me got up from the bed, covered the person lying on the bed with a quilt, then walked out of the room on tiptoe, wearing big pants, holding a mobile phone, After thinking for a while, I sent a group text message: "As God, I sincerely invite you all to meet in Shanghai tomorrow...!"

After sending out, he took big strides and ran to the next room, unlocked the door, then tiptoed to the bed, picked up the lighter on the bedside table, lifted the quilt of the person on the bed meanly, and then gently Stripping off his pants, the other hand holding the lighter slowly reached into the crotch of the person on the bed...

"Snapped!!"

With a light press, the lighter burst into yellow and blue flames, and instantly ignited, with a whoosh! ! !Hot fire balls are rising from the crotch! !The person sleeping on the bed was obviously clever, and subconsciously, a carp jumped up and down more than half a meter, screaming and shouting: "The Chibi is on fire!!!!"

"...Uh... so pig hair and human hair smell like fucking goose feather when burned...!" The person standing under the bed said happily, holding his nose.