we are bad boys

Early the next morning, in the hospital.

"Hush...!" I stood outside the incubator, whistling, laughing and teasing Wang Mumu's son.

"Papa!" Wang Mumu's son, blinking his small triangular eyes that looked like they were carved out of Wang Mumu's mold, kicked his immature calf and kicked it with his little foot.

"Second son, what's your name?" I bared my teeth and asked.

"It's just your second son, he's a pretty good boy, you'd be stupid to call him that again and again!!" Dakang frowned, and said rather unwillingly.

"All living beings work hard, and it's rare to have half a day off in their lives. Ordinary people look up at the sky and envy the god who is drunk and wielding a sword. I don't think so, so let's call him Wang Xiaoxian!" I pretended to be reserved, and said something shaking my head.

"You named it because you want to beat yourself up, why the hell isn't it called Tiao Da Shen?" Dakang looked at me sideways and cursed.

"......Are you educated??? Can you understand my Zen machine??"

"Go away, I'm bothering you!"

"Don't tell me, I always thought I was the totem of the naming world, but I didn't expect you to have something in your stomach!! I, Wang Mumu, carry a knife every day, what are the pictures?? Pictures? Isn’t it just that the next generation can live a little easier? I really like this name, a Meng Fan, a Xiaoxian, we have everything in the sky and the earth. I have already thought about it. In the future, Dakang will have a son named Zhang Dahai. Leilei reckoned that with his bad physique, he would be able to work hard to give birth to this baby, not counting him. Now Chenchen and Weiwei are the only ones left. They will have two boys in the future, one named Meng Senlin and the other named Zhang Hupo... ...sea, land, air, forests and lakes, he will do it all at once!!" Wang Mumu bared his teeth in satisfaction and said.

"...I don't like boys, they are too naughty, girls are better!" Dakang said with a curled lip.

"Don't worry about it, you have one first!" Wang Mumu prodded him with words, then put his arms around Dakang's neck, lowered his head and grinned at the incubator and said: "Son, this black-faced man, you have to call him uncle. ...The one next to him is called Meng Fei, you have to call him Big Brother...He also has a son, who is your eldest nephew!"

"You fucking forgot again, there is no food at school, it's time to call me daddy!!" I cursed with a smile, stretched out my leg and kicked him.

"Hehe!" Dakang looked at the two of us and smiled happily.

This morning, the sun was shining and the sky was clear, and we were all in a good mood, but this mood lasted for a while, and was broken by a funeral call.

"...Hi, hello!!" I walked out of the observation room and connected the phone.

"Me, Guan Yu!!"

"Fuck, I'm sorry, Guan Er, there were too many bad things last night, Mu Mu's son was born again, I didn't leave the hospital all night, tonight, tonight will definitely be arranged for you two friends!" I am very embarrassed Said.

"It's not about this!"

"What's the matter? You want to borrow money again??" I asked speechlessly.

"Excuse me, do you know about your ancestor Wei Dong?" Guan Yu asked me.

"...Why is he jb again?" When I heard this name, my brain grew five circles in an instant...

"This guy is so awesome, it's extremely cruel!!!"

"****, what's the matter? Why do you say that I'm so clueless?? I won't kill people, will I??" I asked very frightened.

"Gathered four No. 50 people, carrying two broken knives, to level the Shenyang military division, among the special warfare brigades, the only special warfare first battalion that trains in actual combat!!! Is there a crazy approach??? Drinking fakes Is there anyone who grew up with wine??? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and he even took a Dinghaishen needle!! He jb did it with two broken knives!! Brother, tell me, did he come from the Middle East? The **** member who came back?!" Guan Yu asked me almost collapsed.

"...Impossible! Last night, I told them all to go back!" I was stunned for a long time, and replied in disbelief.

"Am I free early in the morning? Fooling you?! The Tiexi Sub-bureau called me just now. Four NO. 50 people are all in charge there!"

"real??"

"I fucking lied to you to win the prize, what?"

"...!" I stood in the corridor and listened to Guan Yu's words, my head was suddenly dizzy, and a sense of powerlessness spread.

"Let me tell you, Fei, I can't coordinate this matter. The army and the local government are completely different things. To put it bluntly, it's better to save face and hand over the person to the sub-bureau. If you don't give up face, kick him to death." Two, we have to wipe their ass!! They are reasonable, do you know?" Guan Yu said irritably.

"You don't need jb coordination, you should be caught, you should be killed, I have a jb relationship!" I frowned and replied directly.

"Not only him, but also Zhouzhou and Binbin!" Guan Yu reminded.

"Who are you talking about?" I asked again.

"...Binbin and Zhouzhou!"

Listening to Guan Yu's words, I felt that there was no room for the evil fire in my heart, and my chest was filled with pain. I was silent for a long time, and I asked a compromise: "Did they beat the military?"

"...Fuck, what nonsense? Can someone let him hit? It's not a big deal, but you must take the initiative to communicate!" Guan Yu said slowly.

"...Don't fucking care!! Squat down!" I cursed and hung up the phone rudely.

As soon as I hung up the phone here, an unfamiliar number called. I thought about it for a while, and slowly connected the phone: "Who?"

"...Brother Fei, I'm Weidong!!" Zhang Weidong said into the phone in a low voice.

"What are you doing?" I gritted my teeth and asked expressionlessly.

"Listen to me, I'm in the Tiexi branch. It's hard to make a connection before I can make a call!!" Zhang Weidong squeezed his throat again and said.

"What's wrong with you?" I lit a cigarette and asked out of breath.

"...It's not a big deal, I had a fight with the patrolling armed police!"

"Beating?" I asked.

"No, it was a tie!!" Zhang Weidong paused for a moment and said.

"...Then what do you want me to do?"

"Look for a relationship, get out of here for me!!"

"Zhang Weidong, just squat in there!! I'll tell you the fuck, I'm looking for a relationship, that's anti-relationship, I'd rather spend money, I'll support someone, I'll give you a break!!" I yelled After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone directly, his brain was swollen with anger, and when he turned his head, Bang Ji slammed on the door and knocked his forehead.

"What's the matter, this is?" Liu Di came over with breakfast, looked at me squatting on the ground, covering my head, and asked.

"...It's okay!" I panted heavily, and let go of my hand very agitatedly, blood dripped down my fingers to the ground.

"It's bleeding, why is it all right? Don't be careful for such a big person, hurry up, go downstairs and have a look!" Liu Di put down his breakfast, helped me up, and rushed downstairs quickly.

......

In a star-rated hotel in Beijing, Lao Dan wore a bath towel around his waist, looked at the contract sample on the computer, and held the phone in his hand, and said to Yuguo, "It's almost over, please treat the one you should pay in the next two days." Man, I'm going back!"