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Chapter 299 The Suanni Returns to Its Position
The Nine Dragon Seal remained silent, only trying to get into Zhou Sheng's hands.
Yu Tianheng stopped talking, but his teeth were grinding together, and his beard was trembling with anger.
However, it was, after all, his natal magic weapon that he had nurtured for decades, something he cherished like a treasure. To him, it was no longer just an object, but a teacher and a friend.
Without Suanni, he wouldn't have achieved what he has today in imperial dramas.
"Ahem, well... I don't know either, maybe it's just... that it simply likes me?"
Zhou Sheng felt his hands were burning hot. Under Yu Tianheng's gloomy gaze, holding this thing not only made him feel hot, but also made him feel inexplicably guilty.
It felt like I'd kidnapped someone else's daughter and got caught by the father.
In fact, he guessed that it was probably because he had two Nine Dragon Veins in his body that the Suanni Dragon Vein was so nostalgic and reluctant to part with him.
Simply put, once you've tasted the sweetness of victory, the emperor dramas that Yu Tianheng experienced alongside Zhou Sheng are no longer enough for him.
"Hehe, you only used it once, and as a result, it not only exhausted all the magic power I had accumulated over the years, but also made it throw a tantrum and insist on staying with you for a while."
Yu Tianheng practically spat out those words through gritted teeth.
"Your master seduced other men's women, and you seduced other men's magic weapons. One is an old vixen, and the other is a young vixen. Neither of them are good people!"
Yu Zhensheng said awkwardly, "Hey, it's one thing for you to insult my disciple, but why are you insulting me too?"
Zhou Sheng: "..."
"Senior, this is too valuable, I can't accept it—"
Did I say I was going to give it to you?
Yu Tianheng glared at him, and after a long while reluctantly said, "It is a loan. You can borrow it for now. Before your master recovers to his peak, let Suanni stay with you for a while."
These words were tinged with bitterness, and contained the helplessness of an "old father".
There was nothing I could do; it was my most beloved treasure.
His extraordinary encounter with Suanni shaped him into who he is today. Now that Suanni is insisting on being with Zhou Sheng, he is reluctant but has no choice but to reluctantly lend him out temporarily.
Before Zhou Sheng could even agree to borrow the item, a majestic and serene beast with a lion's body and a dragon's head flew out from the Nine Dragon Seal, its body still faintly exuding sandalwood fragrance.
It was none other than Suanni, one of the Nine Dragons.
It eagerly flew into Zhou Sheng's body, joining Ya Zi and Chi Wen. Their excited and jubilant appearance had long forgotten about their original owner.
At the same time, Zhou Sheng also gained the supernatural power of the Suanni transforming into Buddha.
With a single thought, one can transform into the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats of Mount Ling, with an extremely realistic aura, making it arguably the most intimidating supernatural power.
Of course, since Yu Tianheng's accumulated magical power over the years had been completely exhausted, Zhou Sheng could no longer achieve such an exaggerated improvement after using his supernatural powers.
"Senior, this imperial seal... is it yours?"
Zhou Sheng reluctantly handed over the Nine Dragon Seal, which had lost its luster and spiritual energy.
The fact that the other party chose the name "Nine Dragon Seal" indicates that he knows the legend of the Nine Dragon Veins and may well have the idea of gathering all the dragon veins and transforming into a true dragon.
But over the years, not only have they failed to find a second dragon vein, they've also lost their own.
Yu Tianheng glared at him again, wanting to say something harsh, but in the end he reached out and took back the jade seal, carefully treasuring it.
"Haha, it's just a temporary loan, a temporary loan, it's not like we're not going to pay it back. Old man, that expression of yours will only make people laugh. Alright, alright, it's not easy for us from the North and South to get together, we must drink to our hearts' content!"
Yu Zhensheng stepped in to smooth things over.
"Master, senior, since we're drinking, how can we not have meat? I got a lot of dragon meat from my performance of the Yin Opera this time. Let's all eat together."
Zhou Sheng already had a good impression of Tan Sheng, and after discovering that Yu Tianheng was also a dignified and admirable grandmaster, he didn't mind sharing with him. "Who cares about—dragon meat?"
Yu Tianheng looked at Zhou Sheng with some surprise and said, "I once ate dragon meat when I went to the Heavenly Palace to invite someone to perform in my early years. The taste was truly rare in the human world and unforgettable."
Invited to a performance by the Heavenly Palace?
Zhou Sheng recalled the Heavenly Palace play invitation he had received earlier, as well as the paradise his master had spoken of, and his heart stirred.
This Heavenly Palace is truly extraordinary; it even possesses dragon meat.
"Good disciple, your master is in for a treat this time!"
Yu Zhensheng seemed very happy. Although he and Yu Tianheng didn't get along and often bickered, he actually felt a sense of relief and joy at reuniting with an old friend.
So Zhou Sheng rolled up his sleeves and prepared to stew the meat.
Hongxian rolled up her sleeves, drooling as she helped out.
Yu Zhensheng clicked his tongue in amazement when he saw the dragon meat.
"The meat is tender and pink, with marble-like muscle texture. It has a salty aroma like sea salt and a smoky aroma like lightning. Can you see the ghostly blue specks in the meat?"
Yu Zhensheng spoke as if he were a connoisseur, describing the dragon meat with great familiarity.
"These pale blue specks are 'moon essence' formed when the dragon inhales and exhales moonlight. This stuff is extremely nourishing and greatly beneficial to cultivators!"
Seeing that Zhou Sheng was about to cook the dragon meat in a large pot, Yu Zhensheng said with disdain, "It's such a waste to cook dragon meat like this. How about this, I'll contact Zhu Zhu, and you go find Feng Yatou."
"They are skillful and good at cooking, especially Feng, who is an expert in both tea brewing and cooking, but she doesn't do it easily."
Upon hearing Yu Zhensheng's words, Tan Sheng, who had been silent all along, suddenly had a flicker of interest in his eyes.
"Senior Yu, are you referring to the Phoenix Lady in the Xishen Temple in the west of the city?"
"Yes, you've seen Him?"
Tan Sheng suddenly became a little excited, and his voice rose slightly.
"With her extraordinary beauty and aspirations to protect all the disciples of the Pear Garden, how could someone of such magnanimity and character possibly become our... cook?"
Zhou Sheng glanced at him with some surprise.
Something's off about this guy.
Why does the mature demeanor of Yaotai Feng change when she is mentioned, as if she were a fan of an idol in later generations?
Yu Tianheng quickly offered an explanation for his disciple.
"My apprentice is obsessed with opera. After arriving in Xunyang, he heard that Lady Feng had been hailed as the Goddess of Opera, so he went to ask her for some pointers, and the result was..."
Yu Tianheng laughed and said, "Young man, you don't know the immensity of heaven and earth. That Lady Feng has not only almost cultivated the Golden Body of Incense and possesses profound magical power, but her opera skills are also superb. He was defeated without hesitation."
Therefore, he held that Lady Feng in high esteem and did not want her to be humiliated.
Yu Tianheng spoke with a smile, as if he was looking forward to seeing his disciple and that Lady Feng create a beautiful love story.
Such a beautiful and talented woman, if she could form a good relationship with my disciple, would not only be a great help to my disciple in the future, but also a great fortune for the Southern School.
At this moment, Hongxian tilted her head and asked in confusion, "Why is it humiliation?"
"Sister Feng loves the eldest brother the most. She often cooks delicious food for him. But she always likes to deliberately pull him into the kitchen behind our backs, and after fiddling around for a long time, she can't make anything."
At this point, Hongxian said angrily, "They must have secretly eaten it after they cooked it!"
...(End of this chapter)
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