Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start

Chapter 235 The Adorably Silly Imperial Beast (Second Update)

Upon hearing the auspicious beast's words, Di Tian's expression turned serious.

However, after checking, he found nothing amiss and no one at all.

"where is it?"

"Yes, yes..."

As the silly, three-eyed golden lion spoke, it also turned its head and searched around in a cute and silly way.

People?

Didn't that scoundrel Su Yan arrive?

He could see himself running towards the Lake of Life.

Where are his men hiding?
[Call Me Empress: Su Yan, you scoundrel, where are you hiding?]

[Su Yan: Guess.]

[Call me Your Majesty: Don't try to scare me. Di Tian is already on his way. If you dare to come out, I'll have him beat you to a pulp!]

[Su Yan: Hahaha!!]

[The wild goose isn't a swallow: I'm laughing so hard I can't live anymore.]

[Princess Jiubao: Hahaha!!]

[Tang Yuehua: Your Majesty, how can you be so silly?]

[Liu Erlong: Now I truly understand! There's a reason behind your soul beast sacrifices!]

【Winter Cuteness: Hahaha!!】

[Dark Avenger: I'm dying of laughter too. Her Majesty the Queen actually fell for our trick!]

[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]

【Call me Your Majesty: ???】

【Call me Your Majesty: ???】

【Call me Your Majesty: ???】

Fight 2.

Star Forest.

The silly three-eyed golden lion was completely dumbfounded.

what?
These despicable bastards, they were actually lying to themselves?
hateful!

How abominable!

These bastards actually teamed up to lie to me!
[Call me Empress: You guys are all scoundrels, you're all wicked! The moment you dare enter the Star Dou Great Forest, I'll have Di Tian beat you to a pulp!]

【Call me Your Majesty: Ahhhh!!】

[Everyone: Hahaha!!]

In the carriage.

Su Yan and his group burst into laughter.

Ning Rongrong laughed, clutching her stomach, and asked, "Brother Su Yan, what's going on with this Empress?"

[Yanzi is not a swallow: She actually believed it! I'm dying of laughter.]

Su Yan was overjoyed and said:
"Her Majesty the Empress is the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, the imperial auspicious beast of the Soul Beast race. She carries the fortune of the Soul Beast race. With the presence of the imperial auspicious beast, the cultivation speed of the Soul Beasts in the entire Star Dou Great Forest increases exponentially."

"You can think of her as the emperor of our human world empire, but she is not very old and is quite young."

"Oh!"

Zhu Zhuqing suddenly said, "Is this the auspicious beast that you mentioned before, the one that King Tang was plotting against?"

Xiao Wu and A Yin exchanged a glance, and a sense of understanding dawned on them.

Su Yan continued, "Right now, she's like a little child, and being a soul beast, she's especially naive."

Pope's Palace.

Bibi Dong then laughed as well.

Hu Liena said, somewhat amused and exasperated, "Teacher, why do I feel like Her Majesty the Empress is so stupid?"

Bibi Dong shook her head slightly and said, "I don't know. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be that bad, after all, she is a 100,000-year-old soul beast, right?"

Everyone is curious now, mainly because they believe that only 100,000-year-old soul beasts can enter the group chat, as those with a shorter lifespan simply don't have enough intelligence.

Reality.

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion only has a cultivation level of a little over ten thousand years, but as an imperial auspicious beast, it is born with intelligence. [Bibi Dong: Let me explain. Tang San needs to keep the secret because his cheat-like abilities aren't strong enough. Su Yan, on the other hand, possesses sufficient strength, so it doesn't matter if his secret is known.]

[Call Me Empress: How Powerful Is She?]

[Su Yan: Guess.]

[Call me Your Majesty: I won't guess. If you dare come to the Star Dou Great Forest, I'll have Di Tian beat you up. If Di Tian can't beat you, then you can call... Hmph!]

[Su Yan: So you can't even enjoy the gossip?]

[Call me Your Majesty: Eat!]

[The wild goose is not a swallow: Hahaha!!]

[Su Yan: Next is Tang San's six years at Notting Academy. There's not much to say about that. Tang San's daily life consisted of blacksmithing to earn money and fooling little rabbits.]

[Su Yan: So, Tang San took Xiao Wu back to Holy Soul Village during his vacation. Tang Hao was nowhere to be found. Tang San said, "Xiao Wu, would you like to be my sister? I really hope to have another family member." Xiao Wu: "What if one day, many people want to kill me, and you can't defeat them?" Tang San: "Then let them step over my dead body first."]

[Su Yan: That's right! And just like that, Xiao Wu recognized Tang San as her brother, thus beginning her life as a mere accessory.]

【Everyone: ???】

[Princess Jiubao: I think this little rabbit is a bit easy to fool?]

[I'm an orphan: Rabbits don't have much brains to begin with.]

[Agin: Absolutely!]

[Loves eating carrots: ???]

[Liu Erlong: I think it's alright. After all, the little rabbit is all alone in the human world. If someone is kind to her, she'll definitely be able to win their heart completely.]

【Call Me Empress: What does "keychain" mean?】

[Dark Avenger: Items worn on the body.]

In the carriage.

The little rabbit was completely numb at that moment.

No?

If you had said so earlier, I would never have agreed to write about Tang San!
I had such bad luck today.

Writing about Hu Liena and Tang San feels like publicly executing me.

The little rabbit pouted: "What do you mean by 'keychain'?"

"How did I become a mere accessory for life?"

Su Yan said, somewhat amused and exasperated:
"Look at you, are you anxious again?"

"I really want to bite you to death!" the little rabbit bared its teeth fiercely.

Su Yan couldn't help but laugh: Grinning?

[Winter's Cuteness: I suddenly understand, could it be that Tang San was the one who suggested Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong's spiritual love affair?]

[Dark Avenger: Why?]

[Winter Cute: Didn't you see that they were first brother and sister, and then got together?]

[Su Yan: Uh...]

Su Yan suddenly paused, feeling that something was not quite right!
Saying.

Is it appropriate for you, Cute Winter, to say these things?

Wait a minute!
Su Yan suddenly looked at Xiao Wu again.

However, although……

This, this, this?
[Princess Jiubao: It seems like this is how it always starts, first the older brother, then the younger sister; the eldest and second eldest brothers love their youngest sister together!]

[Group member #9: Ah Yin and Liu Erlong quietly gave you a thumbs up.]

[Liu Erlong: Number Nine, Number Nine, you're perfectly fine, so why did you grow a mouth?]

[Ah Yin: Number Nine's mouth, she talks less than she drinks, yet she's incredibly skilled at it in this group chat!]

In the carriage.

Ye Lingling glanced at Ah Yin, opened her mouth, but still didn't know how to say it.

Ah!
Ah Yin and the others are right!
[Group member #9: I can directly express what I'm thinking in group chat, but when it comes to speaking aloud, I'm a little hesitant and subconsciously choose to remain silent.]

[Yanzi is not a swallow: Lingling's personality has improved a lot now. Before group chats, she was even unwilling to interact with people and would just stay quietly in a corner by herself.]

(End of this chapter)