super jade
Chapter 287 I Can't Understand Bird Language
Seeing Li Yi holding a thick stack of signed photos, Du Haibo immediately doubted the authenticity, and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, the signed photos in his hand are fake."
"Sorry, these are all true." Li Yi said and handed Du Haibo one.
Du Haibo took it and took a look, making sure there was no problem. He felt a little bit in his heart, but he still said, "Hmph! Who can prove that these signed photos of yours are not fakes?"
"Then can you prove that your autographed photo is real?" Li Yi asked back.
"I can't prove it, so can you prove it?" Du Haibo sneered, "Nowadays the technology is so advanced that the naked eye can't tell the real from the fake."
"What if I can prove it?" Li Yi said with a smile, "I went to find Xiao Ling'er in the morning, and she gave me these photos herself."
As soon as the words came out, there was an uproar in the class, and everyone doubted the authenticity of the words.
Not to mention those classmates who have a bad relationship with Li Yi, even Wang Shanshan and Chen Xiaofei feel that Li Yi is bragging, how could Xiao Linger personally sign a photo for him?
Seeing that the students were suspicious, Du Haibo sneered, "Will you die if you don't brag?"
Li Yi didn't talk nonsense, took out his 5s and clicked on a video, saying, "You can watch it."
In the picture, Xiao Linger is wearing a long white dress, and puts a stack of autographed photos on the coffee table.
After watching this video, even if Du Haibo didn't want to believe it, he knew that Li Yi was not lying, and said, "You, do you really know Xiao Ling'er?"
Li Yi didn't answer his words, and said loudly: "Who wants an autographed photo?"
"Honey, I want it." Chen Xiaofei was the first to stand up and said, "Student Du Haibo is so handsome, he's about the same size as my dog."
"Du Haibo is the monitor with the best grades I have ever seen, although sometimes he will be the last one in the exam." Wang Shanshan said second.
The two women's compliments were clever, they sounded like they were praising Du Haibo, but they were actually scolding him after all.
Liu Wei would not play this trick, saying: "Du Haibo is a big idiot."
"Not only is he stupid, but he also has problems with his brain." Zhang Chao said.
Li Yi handed them four signed photos, and then said: "Is there anything else to say?"
The students all know that there is no problem with the autographed photo, but Xiao Linger personally gave it to Li Yi, so do you still need to fake it?
All of a sudden, the classmates in the class began to praise Du Haibo, each one was worse than the other.
The students who bought autographed photos just now were unhappy, quickly surrounded Du Haibo, and said angrily: "Du Haibo, pay back the money, we don't want these photos..."
Du Haibo was so ashamed that he didn't have the face to stay in the classroom. He took out a wad of money from his pocket and left it on the ground, and walked quickly to the outside of the classroom.
The news that Li Yi gave Xiao Linger's autographed photo for free spread like wildfire. It didn't take long for most of the students in No. 42 High School to know about it, and the news was still spreading at an extremely fast speed.
In the campus forest, Wang Meng was talking with several female students, and one of the chubby women said: "Young Master Wang, your price is too expensive! How dare you ask for three thousand?"
"That's right, I heard that Du Haibo from class five only sells one hundred." Another woman also said.
Wang Meng snorted coldly and said, "Du Haibo is an idiot. I gave him those photos for free. I didn't expect him to sell them at such a low price."
"He sells it so cheap, why do you sell it so expensive?" Fat Girl asked.
"He sold the ones with his name on them, and he can't sell them in the future. It's different here." Wang Meng said, "Will you buy them or not? If you don't, I'll sell them to others."
"Okay, I'll buy it." Fat girl said and wanted to pay.
At this time, a male classmate ran over, panting, "Fat girl, don't buy from him, someone in Class [-] will send Dong Linger's autographed photo for free..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was startled, Wang Meng said coldly: "What are you talking about?"
The classmate took out a signed photo, handed it to the fat girl, and said, "Look for yourself."
The fat girl glanced at it, and it was really Dong Linger's autographed photo. She was surprised and said, "Is there such a good thing?"
"Yes! Just scold Du Haibo, and you can get it for free." The male classmate said, "I heard that he doesn't have many photos in his hand, and they will be gone if he goes late..."
"Let's go." Fat Girl waved her hand and led the crowd towards Class Five.
"Damn it, which bastard dares to ruin my good deed." Wang Meng cursed angrily, and quickly ran to the fifth class, he wanted to see who was so brave.
Just as he walked downstairs, he saw Du Haibo running towards him. Wang Meng grabbed him and said, "Du Haibo, who in your class is sending autographed photos?"
"Who else is that bastard Li Yi." Du Haibo ran to the principal's office after speaking.
"Damn it, it's him again." Wang Meng was like a discouraged ball. If it was someone else, he could teach him a lesson. He really didn't have the guts to go to Li Yi.
Du Haibo came to the principal's office depressed. He found the principal and said straight to the point: "Principal Wang, Li Yi asked the students to scold me in class..."
"What? He asked others to scold you?" Wang Yongshan asked in surprise, "Those people really scolded you?"
"Not only did they scold him, but they scolded him very harshly. Such a classmate must be expelled." Du Haibo said, "My dad said that as long as you expel him, you will benefit from it."
"Why did they scold you?" Wang Yongshan was also curious, did Du Haibo offend everyone in the class.
Du Haibo hesitated for a moment, and could only bite the bullet and said: "That's it, Li Yi is too much."
"That's it!" Wang Yongshan nodded suddenly, and said something that Du Haibo never dreamed of, "You are a big fool..."
"Principal, you..." Du Haibo's eyes widened. This was the first time he heard the principal swearing.
"What's wrong with me scolding you? The principal is also a human being, and sometimes he has to tell the truth." Wang Yongshan said lingeringly, "Go out! Li Yi did the right thing."
Du Haibo is so angry!He walked out of the classroom angrily, and as soon as he got to the teaching building, he heard thunderous applause from the fifth class.
After the applause, you can clearly hear countless students shouting in unison: "Du Haibo, Dashabi, Du Haibo, Dashabi..."
Hearing this, Du Haibo staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Wang Yongshan took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said, "Little Li! You don't want Dong Linger's autographed photo, I'll get it for you right now."
"Brother Wang, you are so kind, I will definitely satisfy you at night." A woman's voice came from the phone.
Li Yi only had a hundred signed photos in his hand, and they were all sent out soon. He had no choice but to agree to help his classmates get them again.
Walking out of the classroom, Li Yi made a phone call to Xiao Ling'er, said with a wry smile, "I didn't expect you to be so popular."
"Didn't you still ask me for an autographed photo?" Xiao Linger said in surprise.
Because of the convenience of contact, Xiao Ling'er gave Li Yi's mobile phone number, but she didn't expect to call her so soon.
"You guessed it right, can you still give me a thousand?" Li Yi also knew that this request was a bit too much.
"A thousand more?" Xiao Ling'er asked in surprise, "Are you sure you're not joking with me?"
"As long as you give it to me, I will ask the general manager of Tiandao Pharmaceutical to give you Zhuyan Pill." Li Yi replied.
Xiao Ling'er was overjoyed and said, "Okay."
After hanging up the phone, Li Yi asked Zhang Xiaoliang to pick him up and go to Tiandao Pharmaceutical.
Li Yi didn't call Sun Hanyue, the two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and he wanted to surprise each other.
When he came downstairs, the security guards knew him and did not stop Li Yi from going upstairs.
When Li Yi moved his mind, he knew that Sun Hanyue was in the conference room, and Li Yi was reading documents alone.
Quietly opened the door, hugged the beauty from behind, and said, "Baby, do you miss me?"
"Necrosis, this is the company." Sun Hanyue pretended to struggle, and then let Li Yi kiss.
The two hadn't been together for a long time, and this meeting was like a thunderbolt, and it was out of control.
Not long after, Sun Hanyue was gasping for breath. Just as Li Yi was about to take off her clothes, she said with a last trace of reason: "My husband, don't..."
"It's okay, I've locked the door, they can't come in." Li Yi took off Sun Hanyue's panties, patted her pretty butt, and then took out the awakened dragon and drove straight in. .
"Ah!" Sun Hanyue gasped, and soon felt it, and hugged Li Yi's body with her backhand.
An hour later, Li Yi completed the final release, during which Sun Hanyue reached the peak more than once.
However, Sun Hanyue was still a little dissatisfied, and complained: "This time the time is a bit short."
"Someone is coming outside, I'll stay with you at night." Li Yi tidied up his clothes and was about to leave through the window.
"Wait a minute, the clients who are looking for us to negotiate this time are from the island country. I have already rejected them, but I didn't expect them to come." Sun Hanyue said.
Li Yi was stunned and said, "Islander?"
"They are here to buy Zhuyan Pill, which is said to be used by women who are making big movies." Sun Hanyue squinted, "Don't you want to teach them a lesson?"
Li Yi really hated the islanders to death. When the islands invaded, many relatives were killed.
"Go and open the door, I'll change my appearance." With a move of consciousness, Li Yi's face changed slightly, and he looked much more mature than before.
Sun Hanyue tidied up her clothes, opened the door, and two women and a man walked in.
"Manager Sun, they are the clients we want to negotiate with this time." Sun Hanyue's secretary Xiao Zhou said.
"Come in!" Sun Hanyue said coldly, and sat beside Li Yi after speaking.
At this time, Xiao Zhou noticed that there was a young man sitting in the middle of the meeting room where no one was sitting.
You know, this is the position of the chairman. Could it be that the legendary chairman is so young?
At the same time, Li Yi also saw the three people who came in. The two women were not very old, they looked like they were in their 20s, and Xiao Zhou was ordinary in appearance, but very temperamental.The other woman was good-looking, she was quite pretty, but she was dressed very charmingly, so she could be seen as a woman from the island country at a glance.
Another man, a typical island man, was also wearing a kimono.
The two islanders glanced at Sun Hanyue and then at Li Yi, as if they had guessed Li Yi's identity.
The man walked up to Li Yi, bent down, then stretched out his hand and said, "You are empty."
"Kong your mother?" Li Yi didn't go to shake hands, snorted coldly, and said, "I'm sorry, I can't understand the bird language, please speak Chinese?"
The island man was startled, as if he didn't understand the meaning of Li Yi's words, and said an incomprehensible bird talk to the woman beside him.
After the woman translated, the man's face changed, and he said in Chinese: "Sir, don't think I don't understand Chinese, please don't talk to me in this tone."
Li Yi frowned, and said to Sun Hanyue: "Can he understand Chinese?"
Sun Hanyue burst out laughing, and said via voice transmission: "His name is Sanben Dalang, as long as you don't speak too fast, he can understand Chinese, and that woman is his translator Minako, who speaks Chinese well."
Li Yi was happy, and said with a smile: "Mr. Three Stupid, right? I don't know why your father gave you such a name. Are you so stupid that you are hopelessly stupid?"
This sentence was spoken very fast, and it was spoken in a dialect, Sun Hanyue didn't understand a few words in it.
Sanben Dalang's face became even uglier, but thinking of the purpose of coming this time, he did not get angry, but looked at the translator beside him, and asked in Japanese: "What did he just say?"
The woman couldn't translate at all, but she didn't want to prove her incompetence, so she hesitated: "Well, Mr. Sanben, he praised you for speaking Chinese very well..."
"Sorry, these are all true." Li Yi said and handed Du Haibo one.
Du Haibo took it and took a look, making sure there was no problem. He felt a little bit in his heart, but he still said, "Hmph! Who can prove that these signed photos of yours are not fakes?"
"Then can you prove that your autographed photo is real?" Li Yi asked back.
"I can't prove it, so can you prove it?" Du Haibo sneered, "Nowadays the technology is so advanced that the naked eye can't tell the real from the fake."
"What if I can prove it?" Li Yi said with a smile, "I went to find Xiao Ling'er in the morning, and she gave me these photos herself."
As soon as the words came out, there was an uproar in the class, and everyone doubted the authenticity of the words.
Not to mention those classmates who have a bad relationship with Li Yi, even Wang Shanshan and Chen Xiaofei feel that Li Yi is bragging, how could Xiao Linger personally sign a photo for him?
Seeing that the students were suspicious, Du Haibo sneered, "Will you die if you don't brag?"
Li Yi didn't talk nonsense, took out his 5s and clicked on a video, saying, "You can watch it."
In the picture, Xiao Linger is wearing a long white dress, and puts a stack of autographed photos on the coffee table.
After watching this video, even if Du Haibo didn't want to believe it, he knew that Li Yi was not lying, and said, "You, do you really know Xiao Ling'er?"
Li Yi didn't answer his words, and said loudly: "Who wants an autographed photo?"
"Honey, I want it." Chen Xiaofei was the first to stand up and said, "Student Du Haibo is so handsome, he's about the same size as my dog."
"Du Haibo is the monitor with the best grades I have ever seen, although sometimes he will be the last one in the exam." Wang Shanshan said second.
The two women's compliments were clever, they sounded like they were praising Du Haibo, but they were actually scolding him after all.
Liu Wei would not play this trick, saying: "Du Haibo is a big idiot."
"Not only is he stupid, but he also has problems with his brain." Zhang Chao said.
Li Yi handed them four signed photos, and then said: "Is there anything else to say?"
The students all know that there is no problem with the autographed photo, but Xiao Linger personally gave it to Li Yi, so do you still need to fake it?
All of a sudden, the classmates in the class began to praise Du Haibo, each one was worse than the other.
The students who bought autographed photos just now were unhappy, quickly surrounded Du Haibo, and said angrily: "Du Haibo, pay back the money, we don't want these photos..."
Du Haibo was so ashamed that he didn't have the face to stay in the classroom. He took out a wad of money from his pocket and left it on the ground, and walked quickly to the outside of the classroom.
The news that Li Yi gave Xiao Linger's autographed photo for free spread like wildfire. It didn't take long for most of the students in No. 42 High School to know about it, and the news was still spreading at an extremely fast speed.
In the campus forest, Wang Meng was talking with several female students, and one of the chubby women said: "Young Master Wang, your price is too expensive! How dare you ask for three thousand?"
"That's right, I heard that Du Haibo from class five only sells one hundred." Another woman also said.
Wang Meng snorted coldly and said, "Du Haibo is an idiot. I gave him those photos for free. I didn't expect him to sell them at such a low price."
"He sells it so cheap, why do you sell it so expensive?" Fat Girl asked.
"He sold the ones with his name on them, and he can't sell them in the future. It's different here." Wang Meng said, "Will you buy them or not? If you don't, I'll sell them to others."
"Okay, I'll buy it." Fat girl said and wanted to pay.
At this time, a male classmate ran over, panting, "Fat girl, don't buy from him, someone in Class [-] will send Dong Linger's autographed photo for free..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was startled, Wang Meng said coldly: "What are you talking about?"
The classmate took out a signed photo, handed it to the fat girl, and said, "Look for yourself."
The fat girl glanced at it, and it was really Dong Linger's autographed photo. She was surprised and said, "Is there such a good thing?"
"Yes! Just scold Du Haibo, and you can get it for free." The male classmate said, "I heard that he doesn't have many photos in his hand, and they will be gone if he goes late..."
"Let's go." Fat Girl waved her hand and led the crowd towards Class Five.
"Damn it, which bastard dares to ruin my good deed." Wang Meng cursed angrily, and quickly ran to the fifth class, he wanted to see who was so brave.
Just as he walked downstairs, he saw Du Haibo running towards him. Wang Meng grabbed him and said, "Du Haibo, who in your class is sending autographed photos?"
"Who else is that bastard Li Yi." Du Haibo ran to the principal's office after speaking.
"Damn it, it's him again." Wang Meng was like a discouraged ball. If it was someone else, he could teach him a lesson. He really didn't have the guts to go to Li Yi.
Du Haibo came to the principal's office depressed. He found the principal and said straight to the point: "Principal Wang, Li Yi asked the students to scold me in class..."
"What? He asked others to scold you?" Wang Yongshan asked in surprise, "Those people really scolded you?"
"Not only did they scold him, but they scolded him very harshly. Such a classmate must be expelled." Du Haibo said, "My dad said that as long as you expel him, you will benefit from it."
"Why did they scold you?" Wang Yongshan was also curious, did Du Haibo offend everyone in the class.
Du Haibo hesitated for a moment, and could only bite the bullet and said: "That's it, Li Yi is too much."
"That's it!" Wang Yongshan nodded suddenly, and said something that Du Haibo never dreamed of, "You are a big fool..."
"Principal, you..." Du Haibo's eyes widened. This was the first time he heard the principal swearing.
"What's wrong with me scolding you? The principal is also a human being, and sometimes he has to tell the truth." Wang Yongshan said lingeringly, "Go out! Li Yi did the right thing."
Du Haibo is so angry!He walked out of the classroom angrily, and as soon as he got to the teaching building, he heard thunderous applause from the fifth class.
After the applause, you can clearly hear countless students shouting in unison: "Du Haibo, Dashabi, Du Haibo, Dashabi..."
Hearing this, Du Haibo staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Wang Yongshan took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said, "Little Li! You don't want Dong Linger's autographed photo, I'll get it for you right now."
"Brother Wang, you are so kind, I will definitely satisfy you at night." A woman's voice came from the phone.
Li Yi only had a hundred signed photos in his hand, and they were all sent out soon. He had no choice but to agree to help his classmates get them again.
Walking out of the classroom, Li Yi made a phone call to Xiao Ling'er, said with a wry smile, "I didn't expect you to be so popular."
"Didn't you still ask me for an autographed photo?" Xiao Linger said in surprise.
Because of the convenience of contact, Xiao Ling'er gave Li Yi's mobile phone number, but she didn't expect to call her so soon.
"You guessed it right, can you still give me a thousand?" Li Yi also knew that this request was a bit too much.
"A thousand more?" Xiao Ling'er asked in surprise, "Are you sure you're not joking with me?"
"As long as you give it to me, I will ask the general manager of Tiandao Pharmaceutical to give you Zhuyan Pill." Li Yi replied.
Xiao Ling'er was overjoyed and said, "Okay."
After hanging up the phone, Li Yi asked Zhang Xiaoliang to pick him up and go to Tiandao Pharmaceutical.
Li Yi didn't call Sun Hanyue, the two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and he wanted to surprise each other.
When he came downstairs, the security guards knew him and did not stop Li Yi from going upstairs.
When Li Yi moved his mind, he knew that Sun Hanyue was in the conference room, and Li Yi was reading documents alone.
Quietly opened the door, hugged the beauty from behind, and said, "Baby, do you miss me?"
"Necrosis, this is the company." Sun Hanyue pretended to struggle, and then let Li Yi kiss.
The two hadn't been together for a long time, and this meeting was like a thunderbolt, and it was out of control.
Not long after, Sun Hanyue was gasping for breath. Just as Li Yi was about to take off her clothes, she said with a last trace of reason: "My husband, don't..."
"It's okay, I've locked the door, they can't come in." Li Yi took off Sun Hanyue's panties, patted her pretty butt, and then took out the awakened dragon and drove straight in. .
"Ah!" Sun Hanyue gasped, and soon felt it, and hugged Li Yi's body with her backhand.
An hour later, Li Yi completed the final release, during which Sun Hanyue reached the peak more than once.
However, Sun Hanyue was still a little dissatisfied, and complained: "This time the time is a bit short."
"Someone is coming outside, I'll stay with you at night." Li Yi tidied up his clothes and was about to leave through the window.
"Wait a minute, the clients who are looking for us to negotiate this time are from the island country. I have already rejected them, but I didn't expect them to come." Sun Hanyue said.
Li Yi was stunned and said, "Islander?"
"They are here to buy Zhuyan Pill, which is said to be used by women who are making big movies." Sun Hanyue squinted, "Don't you want to teach them a lesson?"
Li Yi really hated the islanders to death. When the islands invaded, many relatives were killed.
"Go and open the door, I'll change my appearance." With a move of consciousness, Li Yi's face changed slightly, and he looked much more mature than before.
Sun Hanyue tidied up her clothes, opened the door, and two women and a man walked in.
"Manager Sun, they are the clients we want to negotiate with this time." Sun Hanyue's secretary Xiao Zhou said.
"Come in!" Sun Hanyue said coldly, and sat beside Li Yi after speaking.
At this time, Xiao Zhou noticed that there was a young man sitting in the middle of the meeting room where no one was sitting.
You know, this is the position of the chairman. Could it be that the legendary chairman is so young?
At the same time, Li Yi also saw the three people who came in. The two women were not very old, they looked like they were in their 20s, and Xiao Zhou was ordinary in appearance, but very temperamental.The other woman was good-looking, she was quite pretty, but she was dressed very charmingly, so she could be seen as a woman from the island country at a glance.
Another man, a typical island man, was also wearing a kimono.
The two islanders glanced at Sun Hanyue and then at Li Yi, as if they had guessed Li Yi's identity.
The man walked up to Li Yi, bent down, then stretched out his hand and said, "You are empty."
"Kong your mother?" Li Yi didn't go to shake hands, snorted coldly, and said, "I'm sorry, I can't understand the bird language, please speak Chinese?"
The island man was startled, as if he didn't understand the meaning of Li Yi's words, and said an incomprehensible bird talk to the woman beside him.
After the woman translated, the man's face changed, and he said in Chinese: "Sir, don't think I don't understand Chinese, please don't talk to me in this tone."
Li Yi frowned, and said to Sun Hanyue: "Can he understand Chinese?"
Sun Hanyue burst out laughing, and said via voice transmission: "His name is Sanben Dalang, as long as you don't speak too fast, he can understand Chinese, and that woman is his translator Minako, who speaks Chinese well."
Li Yi was happy, and said with a smile: "Mr. Three Stupid, right? I don't know why your father gave you such a name. Are you so stupid that you are hopelessly stupid?"
This sentence was spoken very fast, and it was spoken in a dialect, Sun Hanyue didn't understand a few words in it.
Sanben Dalang's face became even uglier, but thinking of the purpose of coming this time, he did not get angry, but looked at the translator beside him, and asked in Japanese: "What did he just say?"
The woman couldn't translate at all, but she didn't want to prove her incompetence, so she hesitated: "Well, Mr. Sanben, he praised you for speaking Chinese very well..."
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