super jade

Li Yi came to the boys' dormitory with the certificate. After finding the room number, he opened the door and walked in.

This is a large room that can accommodate four people. As soon as I entered the door, I saw someone cleaning the garbage, "Let me wait, come in later."

Soon, the rubbish was cleared out, and the honest-looking social member smiled and said, "Hi, my name is Kan Hao, what's your name?"

"My name is Li Yi."

Kan Hao nodded, suddenly thought of something, and exclaimed, "Are you that monster?"

"Uh...do you think I look like a monster?" Li Yi smiled wryly.

"Hehe! I didn't mean that. I heard that you have completed all subjects in the college entrance examination. Is this true?" Kan Hao looked at Li Yi in surprise, his eyes were no different from looking at a monster.

"It's a fluke, a fluke." Li Yi said modestly.

"Damn it! You got a full score in the exam and it's a fluke. How can I live like this!" Kan Hao grabbed Li Yi's arm and said excitedly, "You must have a good study method, tell me quickly."

At this time, the other two students also walked in. Seeing this scene, the tall man was surprised and said, "Fuck me, are you kidding me?"

"It looks like, you have to be careful later, I don't want chrysanthemums to be bruised, and my buttocks to be bruised." Another social member said.

"Nimma! Do you think I look like a gay person?" Kan Hao rolled his eyes and introduced, "My name is Kan Hao, I come from Fudong County, and his name is Li Yi..."

"What? He's that monster Li Yi?" The 1.8-meter-long social friend also widened his eyes in surprise.

"I'm stupid, how can you do it! If it were me, I would do it too." The friend said with a smile, "My name is Yu Miao, his name is Yu Lei, and we are both from Huaidong City."

"Hehe! It turns out that we are all from ** province." Kan Hao said, "Since everyone is here, do we have something important to do?"

"Yes! I'll put my things on the bed first." Yu Lei took the suitcase and walked to the window.

"I said, that's the place I chose." Kan Hao said hastily.

Yu Lei waved his hand, quickly put Kan Hao's suitcase on the bed next to him, and said, "This can't prove that you chose first! It's such a happy decision."

Kan Hao didn't say anything, he waved his hands and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter where you sleep."

Li Yi didn't think about fighting for a bed. Anyway, he is just a passerby, and he will definitely move out after the military training is over.

Soon, the four of them allocated beds and arranged their belongings. Kan Hao suggested, "Should we choose a dorm leader? I think I am the most suitable."

"Why?" Yu Lei and Yu Miao asked at the same time.

"Because I was the first to come, I cleaned up the garbage in the room by myself." Kan Hao picked up the broom, showing that I was very hardworking.

Yu Lei was speechless for a while, and said: "What kind of reason is this, I think I should be the head of the house."

"Why do you do it?" Kan Hao said dissatisfied.

"Does it need to be said?" Yu Lei stood up and said loudly, "You haven't realized that I am the tallest and very strong. If you are bullied in the future, I can protect you."

"Yu Lei, I don't think you are suitable to be the head of the dorm. I am the most handsome, so I must be the one." Yu Miao shook her back and stayed, and continued, "Besides, I am such a handsome man, there must be many beauties chasing me. Don’t you want to bid farewell to being single, have a beautiful woman by your side, and stop being lonely? I can introduce it to you then.”

Yu Lei snorted and said, "I still need your help to find a girlfriend?"

"I know you don't need help, but what you're looking for are crooked melons and cracked dates, which can't compare with what I introduced." Yu Miao said earnestly.

Kan Hao stood up, drooling at the corner of his mouth, and said, "I think what Yu Miao said makes sense, why don't you all vote for it! I will vote for Yu Miao."

"You are bullying people! Forget it, for the sake of fairness, I will vote for myself." Yu Lei looked at Li Yi, showing his chest muscles, and said, "Brother, don't you vote for me?"

"I abstain." Li Yi is not interested in electing who will be the head of the house, after all, he can't stay for a few days.

"Dude! Don't abstain, this is a crucial vote." Yu Lei seemed to want to be the head of the house, and took out some snacks from his bag and handed them to Li Yi.

Kan Hao snatched it over and said, "Li Yi even said he abstained, and you still bribed him?"

"Well, I'll vote for myself, and I'll announce that I'm the new head of room 302, please support me." Yu Miao said proudly.

Yu Lei snorted coldly and said, "It's not fair."

"Brother, why is this unfair? This is the result of Mingzhu's election." Yu Miao retorted.

"Hmph! You keep saying that you can lead us to chase beautiful women. We haven't seen your strength yet. How can you convince me?" Yu Lei boasted, "Perhaps beautiful women like strong men like me?"

I have to say that Yu Lei is indeed very strong, especially the muscles on his body are connected together, which shows that he does not exercise less in normal times.

"Then I'll convince you who lost, let's go, brothers and sisters go hunting." Yu Miao boasted, "I'll let you all see how lethal this handsome guy is."

"Okay! If you can't get the beauty's phone number today, you will lose." Yu Lei said.

"Joke, I'm so handsome, is it difficult to get a beautiful number?" Yu Miao changed into a cool tracksuit and said to Kan Hao, "Come on, let's show him."

The three of them were about to go out. Seeing that Li Yi was still there, Yu Lei hurriedly asked, "Li Yi, aren't you going out?"

"I'm not interested in pursuing beautiful women, you go!" Li Yi was waiting for Wang Xianshan's call. The girl just sent a text message, saying that she would wait to find him.

"Brother, you are not going to pursue beautiful women, but to witness if he can do it. These two guys are in the same group. What should I do when I get into trouble?" Yu Lei pulled Li Yi and walked out of the dormitory.

Li Yi had no choice but to follow these three wonderful social friends, and came downstairs in the dormitory in a blink of an eye.

In the woods not far away, a woman in a goose-yellow T-shirt was holding a mobile phone and seemed to be making a call.

Yu Miao is indeed a veteran of the flower field. He took a look and confirmed that it was a beautiful woman, and said, "Dude, did you see it? There is a troublesome beauty over there."

"Damn, beauties still have rank?" Kan Hao asked in surprise.

"Nonsense, according to my many years of research, there are four levels of beauty, the level of misfortune, the level of heaven, and the level of delight..." Yu Miao said like a treasure.

Kan Hao seemed very interested, and hurriedly asked, "You only said three!"

"The last dinosaur class." Yu Miao said hehe.

"Are you kidding us! Dinosaur class is also called beauties?" Kan Hao said very depressed, "Then tell me how to divide the beauties of the other three classes?"

"Cough cough!" Yu Miao coughed lightly, and said slowly, "The beauties of the disaster level have to have a figure, and they have to have a good appearance. Men can't stop after seeing it. The fairy level only has appearance, but the body is average, and the beauty level is not good. On the contrary, she has a good figure but an ordinary appearance, and this kind of beauty can only be effective when the lights are turned off."

"As for the dinosaur class, it can only be said that she is an unlucky girl. Whoever meets her will be unlucky." Having said this, Yu Miao paused, and then continued, "Based on my years of research, that beauty must be a disaster." , Such a beauty is rare. When I go over, I will definitely get her mobile phone number in three sentences, do you believe it?"

With a look of disbelief on Yu Lei's face, he curled his lips and said, "Just chase after me! We have known each other for so many years, and I have never seen you looking for a beautiful woman. :"

"Who said I didn't, Xiao Cui didn't chase me all the time, I didn't agree." Yu Miao said seriously.

"Damn, in your words, she is at the level of a dinosaur, do you dare to agree?" Yu Lei retorted, "I advise you not to go, so as not to be ashamed."

"Hmph! If you don't believe in my strength, then I'll prove it to you." Yu Miao quickly walked forward, walked up to the beauty, and greeted, "Hi, my name is Yu Miao, what should I call you? "

"My name is Wang Shanshan, and you are also in the boys' dormitory?" Wang Shanshan has been here for a while, and she wanted to go directly to surprise Li Yi, but she didn't expect the guard aunt to stop her directly.This made Wang Shanshan very depressed. Just as she was about to call Li Yi, Yu Miao came to strike up a conversation.

"I am, is there anything I can do to help?" Yu Miao felt that there was something to be said, and under normal circumstances, if a girl was willing to talk, it meant that she didn't dislike the other party.

Wang Shanshan thought for a while and said, "Well, you can take me up later."

"You want me to take you up there?" Yu Miao thought evilly, the girl is too active these days, so let him take her back to the dormitory?

"Well! I'm going up to find someone, and you can help me stop the gatekeeper aunt later." Wang Shanshan really wanted to surprise Li Yi, otherwise he would not use this method.

Hearing this, Yu Miao's excitement disappeared without a trace, and said with a wry smile: "I can take you up there, but you should invite me to dinner to express your gratitude!"

"Thank you?" Wang Shanshan thought for a while before saying, "I will treat you to dinner when I have time."

"Give me your mobile phone number first, and I'll take you up there." Yu Miao was afraid that the other party would not give it, and said, "How do I know if you will forget about it after I take you up, and I will send you a text message at that time." remind you."

Wang Shanshan would not give his mobile phone number to outsiders, let alone a strange boy. He shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'll call and let him come down!"

Yu Miao still didn't give up, and said, "You don't want to make me a friend?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not interested. If you pursue me, please go back!" Wang Shanshan refused decisively.

Yu Miao knew that if she continued to ask, she would not be able to get the phone number, so she sighed, turned and walked towards Li Yi and the others.

"Haha! I knew you wouldn't do it, so don't brag in front of me in the future." Yu Lei sneered.

Yu Miao lost face and was in a bad mood. She snorted coldly, "You can't even say a word, you're not as good as me!"

"I know I can't talk to her, but I know myself." Yu Lei said to Kan Hao, "This beauty is really good, do you want to chase her?"

Kan Hao nodded and said, "How about I try it?"

"Yes!" Yu Miao replied.

Kan Hao really wanted to give it a try. Just as he was about to leave, Li Yi stopped him and said, "You don't chase after beautiful women like this, let me try it!"

After finishing speaking, Li Yi walked forward quickly under the surprised eyes of everyone.

The three of them were stunned. They didn't know where Li Yi had the courage to take the initiative to pursue the beauty.

"I can guarantee that he can't even say a word." Yu Miao said with certainty.

It's no wonder that Li Yi's appearance is ordinary, and he has nothing to do with handsome guys. Under normal circumstances, he really can't catch up with beautiful women.

Yu Lei also knew it was impossible, but he just wanted to sing the opposite, saying: "What if we catch up?"

"If he can catch up, I'll treat you to dinner this month..." At this point, Yu Miao felt that it was not worth it, so she quickly changed her words, "I give up the qualification to run for the head of the house."