super jade

Li Yi is completely speechless, is this going to be kissed by force?

The bodies of the two slowly approached, and their lips were about to kiss each other. Suddenly, a voice came from not far away, "I'm so stupid! Why can't I ride away? What's wrong?"

This voice was all too familiar to the two of them, it was Bao Shigui who stole their batteries.

Fu Yiyu was stunned, and her bent body stopped suddenly. She knew that she had misunderstood Li Yi, her pretty face flushed, and she lowered her head for a moment, not knowing what to do.

After this short period of stupor, another voice came from over there, "It's really bad luck, forget it, let's steal the battery first! Anyway, this car is not worth a lot of money."

The reason why this scene happened just now is actually very simple. After Bao Shigui stole the battery car, he hadn't ridden very far, but he didn't know what went wrong with the car, so he couldn't go away.The car was stolen, and I wanted to give it up but felt unwilling. In order not to be discovered by others, I pushed the car into the grass for repairs, and only rode away after it was repaired.

What Bao Shigui didn't expect was that with his years of research on electric cars, he couldn't fix them. Seeing the time passing by, this guy became anxious, so he simply gave up stealing the car and stole the battery first.But the moment he took out the battery, Bao Shizuo's eyes widened because he found that his hands were stuck to the car battery and he couldn't let go.

"Nimma, what's the matter?" Bao Shizuo looked down, but saw that the battery was full of liquid, and it was the kind of super glue that could stick in an instant.

"This is too wicked! Why do you put super glue on the battery?" Bao Shigui had just finished cursing this sentence, and found a note in the carriage. He picked it up and read it out by the streetlight. "Brother money is tight, be careful when stealing things in the future, don't get stuck!"

Seeing this, Bao Shi felt guilty, and quickly looked around, "Brother, I was wrong, please let me go!"

After saying this, but found that no one answered, Bao Shigui gritted his teeth, walked out of the community with the battery in his hands.

As soon as they got to the door, two security guards came over with electric batons. In fact, one of them said, "Brother, where are you going?"

"Well, my battery is broken, I want to go out and fix it." Bao Shizuo said so, and the speed of his feet was faster, wanting to walk to the door and run out while the other party had no idea.

Unexpectedly, the two security guards were already prepared, and the man who spoke just now said: "Brother, I also understand this thing, why don't I fix it!"

"No, really no." Bao Shi said guiltily.

"You're welcome, let me fix it!" The security guard beat Bao Shigui with an electric baton, shouting as he beat him, "Be patient for a while, and it will be repaired later."

Bao Shigui was stunned by the electric baton, and said, "Why are you beating me?"

"We want to fix you, thief, of course we will hit you." The security guard became more serious when he spoke.

At this moment, Bao Shi felt that no matter how stupid he was, he knew that he was being tricked by others, but he couldn't figure out who was plotting against him.

The security guard was tired, so he took out his mobile phone and made a call. After a while, the police car drove up and took Bao Shigui away.

Both Li Yi and Fu Yiyu saw what happened in front of the door. The former smiled slightly and said: "The thief has caught it, let's go back first!"

"En!" Fu Yiyu nodded, and the two walked out the door side by side.

Coming to the park outside the community again, Fu Yiyu hesitated and said, "Li Yi, you really don't want me anymore?"

"Uh...Yu'er, you are a good girl, I really don't want to hurt you." Li Yi is telling the truth, he already has many girlfriends around him, and now he is worried about how to deal with the relationship between them. Time to find a target.

Fu Yiyu sighed, she knew that the melon she wanted was not sweet, and said: "My first time is yours. Whenever you want, you can come to the computer department to find me."

Without the battery car, the two took a taxi back to school, and it was already late at night.

Whether it's the girls' dormitory or the boys' dormitory, it's time to lock the door, Fu Yiyu said: "I'm afraid you won't be able to go back, why don't we go out and open a room!"

"Can you go in?" Li Yi heard the meaning of the words.

Fu Yiyu nodded and said truthfully: "I usually work part-time. The aunt in the dormitory knew that I came back late, so she gave me a key."

"As long as you can go in, don't worry about me." Li Yi sent her to the girls' dormitory, and then walked towards the boys' dormitory.

When I came to the door, the door was indeed locked. Li Yi just wanted to use his spiritual power to fly up to the third floor, when the aunt opened the door and walked out, "I thought you weren't coming back!"

"Auntie, I have something to do at home, so I came back late." Li Yi explained.

"Let me open the door for you! But I suggest that if you come back too late, go out and open the door!" The aunt is not stupid, she knows that Li Yi and his girlfriend have a tryst.

Li Yi returned to the dormitory and saw that the lights in the dormitory had been turned off, so he took off his clothes and prepared to rest.

Suddenly, a flashlight came from Kan Hao's bed, and the guy laughed and said, "Yu Miao, you lost, remember to treat me to potato chips!"

"And my snacks, don't forget." Yu Lei said with a smile.

Yu Miao was so depressed that he walked up to Li Yi and said, "Boss, you are too embarrassing! You are all out now, why don't you open a room outside?"

"Uh... I have something to do when I go out, what kind of room do I open?" Li Yi was even more depressed. The three guys were still awake, and they also made a bet because he would not come back.

"Cut! Who would believe it! I heard that you went out with a beautiful woman, and she is one of the top ten campus beauties!" Yu Miao said angrily.

Li Yi didn't bother to explain to them. The more he explained, the more he couldn't explain clearly. He said, "I have nothing to do. I'll take a rest first."

"Wait, boss, give me the potato chips you owe me?" Kan Hao asked anxiously. He is a potato chip fanatic.

Yu Lei also said, "Boss, where are my snacks?"

"There's still my meal, when will we be invited?" Yu Miao asked.

"..."

Li Yi smiled wryly, and owed the debt as soon as he arrived at the school, and said: "Tomorrow! Pay you back together."

In this way, the three people let Li Yi go, and they had nothing to say all night. Early the next morning, Kan Hao got up, and he ran to Li Yi's bed and said, "Boss, it's already eight o'clock, when are you going to buy me potato chips?" ?”

"Fuck me, aren't you sleepy?" Li Yi rubbed his eyes, he had just had a good dream, but was interrupted by this guy.

"Hey! Boss, can I tell you that I didn't sleep all night?" Kan Hao's eyes were red, obviously not having a good rest, but he said excitedly, "Last night, I was excited when I thought you were going to give me potato chips. I can't sleep because of this excitement, how many potato chips are you going to give me today!"

"How much do you want?" Li Yi got up and put on his clothes, so he couldn't sleep anymore.

"I want as much as you give." Kan Hao said shamelessly.

Li Yi rolled his eyes straight, and said, "Can you finish it if I give too much?"

"Uh...boss, I'm not happy when you say this. Don't you know my strength?" Kan Hao patted his stomach and said, "What do you say? You can be meatless for a month. But you can’t live without potato chips. I can eat ten packs a day, and the small store in our village often runs out of stock.”

Yu Lei chuckled and said, "He can't finish eating, I can still help him eat."

"I'm afraid you two won't be able to finish eating." Li Yi really couldn't stand them, so he picked up his mobile phone and made a call, saying, "Potato chips will be delivered later."

"Boss, let your girlfriend give it to you! Girls are too weak, how many potato chips can they send!" Kan Hao said dissatisfied, "Didn't you promise to buy me potato chips for a month? I can agree Now, if you send too few potato chips for me to eat for a month, you will have to pay me back ten times for every packet missing."

"What if you can't finish the potato chips I sent?" Li Yi asked.

Kan Hao just wanted to say it was impossible, but suddenly thought that Li Yi had so many girlfriends, if each of them brought up a big bag, they might not be able to finish them all.

Just like that, Kan Hao coughed lightly and said, "If I can't finish eating, I won't ask you for potato chips in the future."

Seeing that Kan Hao's potato chips were about to arrive, Yu Lei became anxious and said, "Boss, where are my snacks?"

"What snack do you want?" Li Yi asked.

"What chicken feet! Biscuits! Milk!" Yu Lei changed the subject, "I don't want these cheap things."

Hearing this, Kan Hao couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Damn it, what do you want to eat?"

"Hey! Boss finally invited us to eat, how can we not let his blood go?" Yu Lei said with a smile, "I want Dove chocolate, banana milk from Bangziguo..." He is indeed a foodie, and He also knows how to eat, and all he wants are expensive snacks on the market.

"No problem, I promise to let you eat enough." Li Yi had his own abacus, and said seriously, "I've agreed, and you can take as much as you want later. If you can't take it, don't blame me for not fulfilling my promise."

Although the two didn't understand the meaning of the words, they agreed wholeheartedly, even if they couldn't finish eating today, they could finish it within a month.

An hour later, Li Yi answered a call and said to the two of them, "Here's something, go down and get it!"

"Boss, just let them deliver it." Kan Hao said.

Li Yi shook his head and said: "There are too many things, you should go down and get them!"

"Boss, you didn't lie to me, did you! How much can you have?" Kan Hao said in disbelief to Yu Lei who was combing his hair, "Let's go down together!"

"You go! Take my share too." Yu Lei waved his hand.

Yu Miao chuckled, and said to Kan Hao who was going out: "Brother, hurry up, I'm still waiting for the boss to invite me to dinner!"

Kan Hao ran downstairs quickly. Just as he got to the door, he saw a group of people talking around a truck. "

"Damn it, who is this! It's so fucking arrogant."

"That's right! There are so many potato chips, why don't you eat dead people!"

"I think that buddy must be crazy. Don't you want to eat so many potato chips for a lifetime?"

"..."

Hearing this, Kan Hao was overjoyed. He knew that the boss must have sent a lot of potato chips, so he yelled, "Everyone get out of the way, these are my potato chips..."

Everyone got out of the way and saw Kan Hao approaching. They glanced at the truck not far away, and then at him, as if they were looking at an idiot.

At this time, Kan Hao also saw the big truck in front of him. When he saw that the truck was full of boxes of potato chips, he froze in place.Because there are too many potato chips on the truck, if there are a hundred bags in a box, such a big truck can hold at least a few thousand boxes, how many potato chips does this damn need to put!

The driver in charge of this task came down, took out a photo to look at, and then said to Kan Hao: "Is your name Kan Hao? These are the potato chips you ordered?"

Kan Hao was already dumbfounded, he nodded dully, and said, "I'm Kan Hao..."

"Okay, please sign here, I will give you one day, and take as much as you can, and I will drive the car out of the campus at six o'clock in the evening."