super jade
Chapter 396 How about you save the world?
The next morning, the two who had been crazy all night left the hotel. After breakfast, Bayongjie asked, "Where are you going next?"
Li Yi learned from Su Mengxi that Sun Hanyue is in danger now, and it is almost time for the Double Cultivation Ceremony.
"I still have something to do, you go back first!" Li Yi said.
Bayongjie nodded and said, "I'll see you off!"
The two got into the Porsche sports car. Not far away, Li Yi's cell phone rang.
After answering the phone, Zheng Xia's mother's voice came from the phone, "Li Yi! You don't go back to check after you go to college. What are you busy with these days?"
"Uh...I'm busy studying!" Li Yi said with a guilty conscience, "There are a lot of college courses, and I read until midnight every day."
"It's fine if you don't come back, and Qianqian won't come back either. Today is Saturday, so you can come back together later!" Zheng Xia was afraid that Li Yi wouldn't come back, so she added, "Something happened at home, if you don't come back You can't see us either."
"Mom, what happened?" Li Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, did the Seven Great Families attack their parents?
However, Zheng Xia had already hung up the phone, Li Yi frowned, and said in a deep voice, "How about my parents?"
"Mengxi has already sent people to protect them secretly. Judging from the current situation, the seven major families have not attacked them yet." Bayongjie said, "I think you should go back and have a look! Just in case."
"Well! I'll call Qianqian right away, and you will drive the car outside the community later." Li Yi hadn't contacted the girl after he came back. After he dialed Qianqian's number, he said, "Come out, I'll Waiting for you outside the neighborhood."
Hearing Li Yi's voice, Zhang Qianqian was taken aback, and said, "Husband, have you returned from your mission?"
"Well! Don't tell Xiaofei and the others about this beforehand. I will contact them later." It's not that Li Yi didn't want to tell Chen Xiaofei that he knew each other too well, and once he told them that he would meet again.What Li Yi lacks most now is time. He still has to save Sun Hanyue. How can he have time to meet and explain recent events?
"Okay, I won't tell them, you wait for me outside the community, I'll go right away." Zhang Qianqian hung up the phone after finishing speaking.
A few minutes later, Zhang Qianqian came out wearing a pink coat. She still looked like a loli, without any change.
Bayongjie drove a sports car, and there were only two people in the car. After she drove the car to the community, someone picked her up and left.
Zhang Qianqian got into the car, explained what had happened these days in detail, and then said: "Husband, those people said you were killed, are you in danger now?"
Li Yi knew that the group she was talking about were Zeng Zhicheng and Ma Xiangjie, so he gave her a look of not worrying, and said, "Your husband is so powerful, can they kill me?"
"Hehe! That's right, then why are you asking me to go out alone this time?" Zhang Qianqian said with a smile.
"Guess?" Li Yi drove towards Luyang District.
Zhang Qianqian knew Li Yi too well, she blushed and said, "You won't take me to a place where no one is around!"
"Uh... that's the kind of person I am in your eyes?" Li Yi smiled wryly.
"Hmph! You are more than just such a person. Every time you take me out, you always want that?" Zhang Qianqian pursed her lips and said, "My aunt is here, I really can't do it today."
"I'll take you home. My parents want to see us." Li Yi explained.
Zhang Qianqian was startled and said, "Shall we go home?"
"Yes! Let's talk about it when we go back!" Li Yi said.
Ten minutes later, the two arrived at the house. As soon as they entered, Zheng Xia walked over and asked mysteriously, "How are you two recently?"
"Mom, we're fine, where's Dad?" Li Yi asked.
"They have gone to the company. I have something here. You take it." Zheng Xia took out a stack of charms from her arms, took out two and handed them to the two, saying, "I asked for this, it can keep you safe." , you must take it with you. And this, this is a begging talisman, Qianqian, put it on your body!"
"..."
Seeing these three talismans, Li Yi was completely speechless. He is already a master talisman maker, so he still needs this thing?
"Mom, where did you get this thing?" Li Yi glanced at the three words on the spell, and didn't know what to say, because there were three big characters written on it.
"Vajra Talisman!"
Li Yi rolled his eyes straight, Nima!Also the ape talisman!
"Just now when I went shopping for vegetables, I met a fortune teller. He was right and said that our family is in danger recently. Let me take this to keep safe." Zheng Xia explained briefly, and then said, "Okay , you go back to your room to rest, I will cook you a big meal today."
"Well, Mom, how much do you ask for this?" Li Yi asked.
"It's not expensive, only 500 yuan." Zheng Xia waved her hand.
"Fuck me, isn't five hundred expensive?" Li Yi muttered in his heart, and asked, "Mom, where is the fortune teller?"
"It's on the street outside the community, on the road you used to go to school." Zheng Xia said, "Why are you asking this? Are you going to ask for amulets?"
"Uh...he is so accurate in his calculations, of course I have to do the calculations." Li Yi said awkwardly.
"Well! You can do the math, it's better to ask for a child, and come back for dinner soon." After Zheng Xia finished speaking, she went to the kitchen to get busy.
Zhang Qianqian leaned forward and backward with a smile, she giggled and said, "Husband, you started your business with a spell, and now someone is robbing you of your job, haha..."
"Don't laugh, let's go, let's go downstairs and have a look. This man is so courageous that he tricked us." Li Yi said, "I want to get the 500 yuan back."
"Honey, do you really want to tell your fortune?" Zhang Qianqian said with a smile, "What are you looking for later, money, education, or beauty?"
In the last sentence, Zhang Qianqian deliberately emphasized the word "beauty", just to see Li Yi's reaction.
Li Yi's expression remained unchanged, and he said, "I ask for a son."
"Ask for a child?" Zhang Qianqian was stunned.
"Yes! I hope you will give birth to a big fat boy for our family soon." Li Yi laughed.
Zhang Qianqian knew that Li Yi had deceived her, so she snorted coldly and said, "I want to give birth to your next life."
A few minutes later, the two came to a stall on the side of the road, and the fortune teller was still there.
The person in front of him looks like he is in his 40s, wearing a gray Taoist robe and a hat on his head. This outfit really looks like a fairy at first glance.Most of the people passing by on the side of the road didn't look at him, but there were still some older people who came forward to ask questions.
The fortune teller pretended to be mysterious and asked the other party to take the money. These people got the charm and left.
At this moment, Li Yi pulled Zhang Qianqian over. When the other party saw the two young men, he was taken aback for a moment, then stroked his beard, and said in a mysterious way: "You two, don't say your names, and don't say what you do. Let the old man open his eyes, and everything will be known."
"Nimma!" Li Yi was speechless. This guy was really good at talking. He rolled his eyes and said, "Then do the math, what are we here for?"
"The two are lovers! They should be college students." The fortune teller said.
Zhang Qianqian's eyes lit up, and she said, "What else are you?"
"Heaven and earth, everything is known, everything is known, there is nothing in this world that the old man can't figure out." The fortune teller closed his eyes, showing an unfathomable look.
"Master, can you really count everything?" Li Yi asked.
The fortune teller nodded and said, "If you can't figure it out, you won't get any money."
"That's not okay. We're here to tell fortunes. If you can't figure it out, wouldn't we be at a big loss?" Li Yi thought to himself, "If you can pull it off, then I'll pull it off with you, and continued, "You've wasted us so long , time is money, even if you take our money, we will not be angry, but time is equal to life, you are murdering for money..."
Hearing this, the fortune teller was stunned for a long time before saying: "Little brother, what exactly do you want to say?"
"If you can't figure it out, give us 500 yuan." Li Yi took out a stack of banknotes and said, "If you can figure it out, the 500 yuan will be yours."
Seeing that the banknotes were worth their eyes, the fortune teller wished he could get them now. He coughed lightly and said, "You two, may I ask what you want?"
"One yuan can buy a bottle of soda, and two empty bottles can be exchanged for a bottle of soda. If I give you [-] yuan, how many bottles of soda can you drink at most?" Li Yi asked.
"..."
The fortune teller was dumbfounded, and said in a daze: "You, you count this?"
"Yeah! You can count everything, this should not trouble you!" Li Yi said.
The fortune teller didn't understand this, he was silent for a while, and said: "This does not belong to the category of fortune telling!"
"Why not? This is my son's math problem. If he can't figure it out, the teacher will punish him. If he punishes him, my wife will be unhappy. If my wife is unhappy, I will be unhappy. This will lead to quarrels." , affecting family harmony. If we get divorced, the child is so pitiful, how will he face the children in school, how will the children think of him, and what will the teacher think of him?" Li Yidao asked in one breath.
"..."
The fortune teller was completely speechless. When he found out that he had met a master, he said with a wry smile, "You already have children?"
"Master, can't you tell that I have a child?" Li Yi asked.
"Uh... I figured it out. He's just in the first grade!" The fortune teller really didn't know what to say, so he said after a long time, "Little brother, I can't figure this out, so you should ask someone else to do it!"
"Okay! You give me the money first." Li Yi said.
The fortune teller hesitated for a moment, he didn't take the money, and said: "If you don't count this, you can count something else. In order to give back to the society, buy one get one free this month, count once and get one free, and don't come again when you can't miss the opportunity." Ah! Little brother, don’t you want to think about your studies and your future?”
"Sorry, I'm not interested in this." Li Yi said, "You should give me the money!"
"What money, why can't I understand what you are talking about?" The fortune teller stood up, changed his face instantly, and said coldly, "You two get out of here, don't delay the old man's business."
There are many old men and women around, and they saw Li Yi surrounded, and one of them said: "Young man, even if you don't believe this, don't delay people's business!"
Li Yi didn't explain, and ran over with Zhang Qianqian. The latter turned forward and backward with a smile, and said, "My husband, I found that you are too good at talking. It's a waste of talent not to tell fortunes, but you still haven't got the money back." .What is this called? Dao is one foot tall, and devil is one foot high. I laughed so hard, haha..."
With a movement of Li Yi's wrist, the juggler had a wad of money in his hand, and said, "What is this?"
"Ah! When did you get it?" Zhang Qianqian asked in surprise.
"Do you know how to get things from a distance?" With Li Yi's current cultivation base, he can steal anything with just one thought.
The two held hands and walked towards the community. Just as they reached the door, an old man came over.
The old man looked over 50 years old, and he was wearing a Taoist robe. He walked over and said suddenly: "Little brother, the old man is surprised to see your bones and seven stars on your feet. You are a rare immortal cultivator. I have a destiny with you. Here is a peerless treasure." Give it to you, how about you go save the world?"
Li Yi learned from Su Mengxi that Sun Hanyue is in danger now, and it is almost time for the Double Cultivation Ceremony.
"I still have something to do, you go back first!" Li Yi said.
Bayongjie nodded and said, "I'll see you off!"
The two got into the Porsche sports car. Not far away, Li Yi's cell phone rang.
After answering the phone, Zheng Xia's mother's voice came from the phone, "Li Yi! You don't go back to check after you go to college. What are you busy with these days?"
"Uh...I'm busy studying!" Li Yi said with a guilty conscience, "There are a lot of college courses, and I read until midnight every day."
"It's fine if you don't come back, and Qianqian won't come back either. Today is Saturday, so you can come back together later!" Zheng Xia was afraid that Li Yi wouldn't come back, so she added, "Something happened at home, if you don't come back You can't see us either."
"Mom, what happened?" Li Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, did the Seven Great Families attack their parents?
However, Zheng Xia had already hung up the phone, Li Yi frowned, and said in a deep voice, "How about my parents?"
"Mengxi has already sent people to protect them secretly. Judging from the current situation, the seven major families have not attacked them yet." Bayongjie said, "I think you should go back and have a look! Just in case."
"Well! I'll call Qianqian right away, and you will drive the car outside the community later." Li Yi hadn't contacted the girl after he came back. After he dialed Qianqian's number, he said, "Come out, I'll Waiting for you outside the neighborhood."
Hearing Li Yi's voice, Zhang Qianqian was taken aback, and said, "Husband, have you returned from your mission?"
"Well! Don't tell Xiaofei and the others about this beforehand. I will contact them later." It's not that Li Yi didn't want to tell Chen Xiaofei that he knew each other too well, and once he told them that he would meet again.What Li Yi lacks most now is time. He still has to save Sun Hanyue. How can he have time to meet and explain recent events?
"Okay, I won't tell them, you wait for me outside the community, I'll go right away." Zhang Qianqian hung up the phone after finishing speaking.
A few minutes later, Zhang Qianqian came out wearing a pink coat. She still looked like a loli, without any change.
Bayongjie drove a sports car, and there were only two people in the car. After she drove the car to the community, someone picked her up and left.
Zhang Qianqian got into the car, explained what had happened these days in detail, and then said: "Husband, those people said you were killed, are you in danger now?"
Li Yi knew that the group she was talking about were Zeng Zhicheng and Ma Xiangjie, so he gave her a look of not worrying, and said, "Your husband is so powerful, can they kill me?"
"Hehe! That's right, then why are you asking me to go out alone this time?" Zhang Qianqian said with a smile.
"Guess?" Li Yi drove towards Luyang District.
Zhang Qianqian knew Li Yi too well, she blushed and said, "You won't take me to a place where no one is around!"
"Uh... that's the kind of person I am in your eyes?" Li Yi smiled wryly.
"Hmph! You are more than just such a person. Every time you take me out, you always want that?" Zhang Qianqian pursed her lips and said, "My aunt is here, I really can't do it today."
"I'll take you home. My parents want to see us." Li Yi explained.
Zhang Qianqian was startled and said, "Shall we go home?"
"Yes! Let's talk about it when we go back!" Li Yi said.
Ten minutes later, the two arrived at the house. As soon as they entered, Zheng Xia walked over and asked mysteriously, "How are you two recently?"
"Mom, we're fine, where's Dad?" Li Yi asked.
"They have gone to the company. I have something here. You take it." Zheng Xia took out a stack of charms from her arms, took out two and handed them to the two, saying, "I asked for this, it can keep you safe." , you must take it with you. And this, this is a begging talisman, Qianqian, put it on your body!"
"..."
Seeing these three talismans, Li Yi was completely speechless. He is already a master talisman maker, so he still needs this thing?
"Mom, where did you get this thing?" Li Yi glanced at the three words on the spell, and didn't know what to say, because there were three big characters written on it.
"Vajra Talisman!"
Li Yi rolled his eyes straight, Nima!Also the ape talisman!
"Just now when I went shopping for vegetables, I met a fortune teller. He was right and said that our family is in danger recently. Let me take this to keep safe." Zheng Xia explained briefly, and then said, "Okay , you go back to your room to rest, I will cook you a big meal today."
"Well, Mom, how much do you ask for this?" Li Yi asked.
"It's not expensive, only 500 yuan." Zheng Xia waved her hand.
"Fuck me, isn't five hundred expensive?" Li Yi muttered in his heart, and asked, "Mom, where is the fortune teller?"
"It's on the street outside the community, on the road you used to go to school." Zheng Xia said, "Why are you asking this? Are you going to ask for amulets?"
"Uh...he is so accurate in his calculations, of course I have to do the calculations." Li Yi said awkwardly.
"Well! You can do the math, it's better to ask for a child, and come back for dinner soon." After Zheng Xia finished speaking, she went to the kitchen to get busy.
Zhang Qianqian leaned forward and backward with a smile, she giggled and said, "Husband, you started your business with a spell, and now someone is robbing you of your job, haha..."
"Don't laugh, let's go, let's go downstairs and have a look. This man is so courageous that he tricked us." Li Yi said, "I want to get the 500 yuan back."
"Honey, do you really want to tell your fortune?" Zhang Qianqian said with a smile, "What are you looking for later, money, education, or beauty?"
In the last sentence, Zhang Qianqian deliberately emphasized the word "beauty", just to see Li Yi's reaction.
Li Yi's expression remained unchanged, and he said, "I ask for a son."
"Ask for a child?" Zhang Qianqian was stunned.
"Yes! I hope you will give birth to a big fat boy for our family soon." Li Yi laughed.
Zhang Qianqian knew that Li Yi had deceived her, so she snorted coldly and said, "I want to give birth to your next life."
A few minutes later, the two came to a stall on the side of the road, and the fortune teller was still there.
The person in front of him looks like he is in his 40s, wearing a gray Taoist robe and a hat on his head. This outfit really looks like a fairy at first glance.Most of the people passing by on the side of the road didn't look at him, but there were still some older people who came forward to ask questions.
The fortune teller pretended to be mysterious and asked the other party to take the money. These people got the charm and left.
At this moment, Li Yi pulled Zhang Qianqian over. When the other party saw the two young men, he was taken aback for a moment, then stroked his beard, and said in a mysterious way: "You two, don't say your names, and don't say what you do. Let the old man open his eyes, and everything will be known."
"Nimma!" Li Yi was speechless. This guy was really good at talking. He rolled his eyes and said, "Then do the math, what are we here for?"
"The two are lovers! They should be college students." The fortune teller said.
Zhang Qianqian's eyes lit up, and she said, "What else are you?"
"Heaven and earth, everything is known, everything is known, there is nothing in this world that the old man can't figure out." The fortune teller closed his eyes, showing an unfathomable look.
"Master, can you really count everything?" Li Yi asked.
The fortune teller nodded and said, "If you can't figure it out, you won't get any money."
"That's not okay. We're here to tell fortunes. If you can't figure it out, wouldn't we be at a big loss?" Li Yi thought to himself, "If you can pull it off, then I'll pull it off with you, and continued, "You've wasted us so long , time is money, even if you take our money, we will not be angry, but time is equal to life, you are murdering for money..."
Hearing this, the fortune teller was stunned for a long time before saying: "Little brother, what exactly do you want to say?"
"If you can't figure it out, give us 500 yuan." Li Yi took out a stack of banknotes and said, "If you can figure it out, the 500 yuan will be yours."
Seeing that the banknotes were worth their eyes, the fortune teller wished he could get them now. He coughed lightly and said, "You two, may I ask what you want?"
"One yuan can buy a bottle of soda, and two empty bottles can be exchanged for a bottle of soda. If I give you [-] yuan, how many bottles of soda can you drink at most?" Li Yi asked.
"..."
The fortune teller was dumbfounded, and said in a daze: "You, you count this?"
"Yeah! You can count everything, this should not trouble you!" Li Yi said.
The fortune teller didn't understand this, he was silent for a while, and said: "This does not belong to the category of fortune telling!"
"Why not? This is my son's math problem. If he can't figure it out, the teacher will punish him. If he punishes him, my wife will be unhappy. If my wife is unhappy, I will be unhappy. This will lead to quarrels." , affecting family harmony. If we get divorced, the child is so pitiful, how will he face the children in school, how will the children think of him, and what will the teacher think of him?" Li Yidao asked in one breath.
"..."
The fortune teller was completely speechless. When he found out that he had met a master, he said with a wry smile, "You already have children?"
"Master, can't you tell that I have a child?" Li Yi asked.
"Uh... I figured it out. He's just in the first grade!" The fortune teller really didn't know what to say, so he said after a long time, "Little brother, I can't figure this out, so you should ask someone else to do it!"
"Okay! You give me the money first." Li Yi said.
The fortune teller hesitated for a moment, he didn't take the money, and said: "If you don't count this, you can count something else. In order to give back to the society, buy one get one free this month, count once and get one free, and don't come again when you can't miss the opportunity." Ah! Little brother, don’t you want to think about your studies and your future?”
"Sorry, I'm not interested in this." Li Yi said, "You should give me the money!"
"What money, why can't I understand what you are talking about?" The fortune teller stood up, changed his face instantly, and said coldly, "You two get out of here, don't delay the old man's business."
There are many old men and women around, and they saw Li Yi surrounded, and one of them said: "Young man, even if you don't believe this, don't delay people's business!"
Li Yi didn't explain, and ran over with Zhang Qianqian. The latter turned forward and backward with a smile, and said, "My husband, I found that you are too good at talking. It's a waste of talent not to tell fortunes, but you still haven't got the money back." .What is this called? Dao is one foot tall, and devil is one foot high. I laughed so hard, haha..."
With a movement of Li Yi's wrist, the juggler had a wad of money in his hand, and said, "What is this?"
"Ah! When did you get it?" Zhang Qianqian asked in surprise.
"Do you know how to get things from a distance?" With Li Yi's current cultivation base, he can steal anything with just one thought.
The two held hands and walked towards the community. Just as they reached the door, an old man came over.
The old man looked over 50 years old, and he was wearing a Taoist robe. He walked over and said suddenly: "Little brother, the old man is surprised to see your bones and seven stars on your feet. You are a rare immortal cultivator. I have a destiny with you. Here is a peerless treasure." Give it to you, how about you go save the world?"
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