My God Raising Game

Chapter 46: Attrition, Attrition, and More Attrition!
"can you?"

Meng Xiaoyue looked suspicious.

"My skills are definitely not as good as Lu Jiuling's. I can start peeling you first, and then peel you after Lu Jiuling finishes peeling Li Yinuo. That way, we can save some time!"

Tang Weimin spoke the truth.

Very few people know how to skin animals, and no one would believe Tang Weimin if he said he did.

Meng Xiaoyue looked at Lu Jiuling. The short sword in his hand seemed like a butterfly fluttering in the air. His movements were delicate and precise, without causing any injury.

Meng Xiaoyue shook her head subconsciously.

These days, you hope to encounter a skilled nurse when you go for a shot, let alone a skin peel.

Meng Xiaoyue didn't want to suffer. What if Tang Weimin peeled her skin badly and killed her?
"Hurry up, don't hesitate!"

Tang Weimin rolled up his sleeves.

I'll wait for 690!

Meng Xiaoyue took off her top, crossed her arms over her chest, and waited anxiously.

"Xu Shuo, Pang Junhao, you guys move that eight-immortal table over here!"

Xu Shaowei gave the instructions.

The large, thick butter candles occasionally popped and burned, casting everyone's shadows on the window paper, as if leaving behind their final silhouettes.

"Alright!" Lu Jiuling peeled off the human skin and casually handed it to Jiang Shan: "Go and stick it on!"

"It's my turn!"

Meng Xiaoyue eagerly lay on the octagonal table, waiting for Lu Jiuling to make his move.

She didn't even dare to say "be gentle," for what if she angered Lu Jiuling and he deliberately messed with her?
In situations like this, it's better to act cute and pitiful.

Lu Jiuling wasn't as petty as Meng Xiaoyue thought, and he was also in a hurry. He felt that as soon as possible, he could get through the test by pasting the "double happiness" characters on the twelve windows.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Meng Xiaoyue cried out, trembling with pain.

"Everyone else, take a look at your backs and see if there's a '囍' character on them?"

Lu Jiuling reminded him.

If so, you can peel it in advance.

The girls had some reservations, but the boys didn't care and took off their clothes in public.

The results were not good.

There was nothing on their backs.

"It seems that if there is no corpse oil or mucus dripping from the mouth and nose, the double happiness character will not appear on the back."

Commander Zhang's expression was solemn.

How to do?
If she were to have the character "囍" appear in the same context as someone else, Lu Jiuling would definitely give up on her.

Fuck!
Why did this guy have to become the key figure who decides everyone's life and death?
"Okay...are you ready?"

Meng Xiaoyue felt a constant flow of mucus from her nose, which was blocking her breathing. She was in great pain and asked Lu Jiuling for help.

"almost!"

Lu Jiuling was already moving at the fastest speed, and he no longer cared about being whole; he just needed to peel off the '囍' character.

But it was still too late.

boom!
The slimy corpse oil on Meng Xiaoyue's body spontaneously combusted, and flames erupted.

The intense burning pain caused her body to stiffen.

Upon seeing the flames, Meng Xiaoyue's classmates all quickly retreated and moved away.

They didn't want to be affected.

Half of the '囍' character on Meng Xiaoyue's back had already been peeled off. Lu Jiuling actually wanted to peel it off as much as possible before Meng Xiaoyue was burned to death.

Having one more card would definitely be a good deal, but without anyone holding Meng Xiaoyue down, the girl was in so much pain that she couldn't stay still on the table.

Lu Jiuling had no choice but to retreat, watching helplessly as Meng Xiaoyue caught fire.

"I hurt so much!"

"help me!"

Meng Xiaoyue lunged at Lu Jiuling, letting out a piercing wail.

"Quickly open!"

Everyone cried out in alarm, and Tang Lei and Xu Shaowei even grabbed a long bench and smashed it at Meng Xiaoyue.

Lu Jiuling is the hope of the whole class. If he dies, everyone will die.

boom!
Meng Xiaoyue staggered from the impact, instantly turning into a human-shaped torch. After running a few more steps, she collapsed to the ground, twitched a few times, and then remained motionless.

"Who's oozing mucus?" Lu Jiuling's eyes darted around: "Come here and lie down!"

"I!"

As Xu Shuo spoke, he rushed over, leaned on the octagonal table, then turned around and stared nervously at Lu Jiuling, fearing that the other party would use his position to settle personal scores and not save him.

"Hold him down!"

Lu Jiuling strode over and began to cut.

Seven or eight hands simultaneously pressed down on Xu Shuo's body.

Lu Jiuling's approach to Xu Shuo was not as meticulous as before; it was fine as long as it was roughly correct, and the depth of the wound didn't matter; all he cared about was speed.

"Hold!"

With one stab, Xu Shuo broke out in a cold sweat from the pain.

To distract himself, Xu Shuo silently counted the number of times Lu Jiuling cut off his own flesh.

I'll definitely return it when I have the chance!
Let him experience this kind of pain too.

"Hopefully it ends smoothly, and nothing unexpected happens!"

Xu Shuo gritted his teeth and tried to hold on, but what he feared most came to pass.

"690, I'm leaking mucus too!"

Zhang Shuai's scream, filled with terror and fear, pierced his ears.

"Then you have to wait in line too!"

Xu Shuo breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was Zhang Shuai. If it had been any other classmate, Lu Jiuling might have abandoned himself to save them.

Hey!
Who would have thought that I, the second-best student in my grade, would one day have to ask Lu Jiuling, a nobody, for help? If I had known this would happen, I would have been more polite to him before.

Fortunately, Zhang Shuai, a school bully disliked by everyone, is definitely not ranked as high as me.

"690, didn't you hear me?"

Commander Zhang roared.

"Queue up over there!"

Lu Jiuling's voice was icy.

"Hold!"

Zhang Shuai cursed, looking down at Xu Shuo's back. To be honest, he had already peeled half of it, and it should have been done in another minute or two. But then he saw that Meng Xiaoyue hadn't been there yet, and had been burned to a crisp...

Zhang Shuai couldn't wait any longer, so he pulled his right hand out of his left trouser pocket.

"Stop!" Lu Jiuling shouted.

He saw that Zhang Shuai was holding a folding military knife in his hand.

He wasn't concerned about whether Xu Shuo lived or died, but rather that he had already peeled off half of it. What if Xu Shuo died, and the marriage vows on this human skin wouldn't count?
That would be such a waste.

Snapped!
The sharp blade bounced off and then plunged into Xu Shuo's neck.

"what!"

Xu Shuo screamed and instinctively dodged, but Zhang Shuai's second knife was already coming at him.

puff!puff!
Zhang Shuai's folding military knife was extremely sharp; it could stab Xu Shuo's neck as easily as stab tofu.

His carotid artery ruptured, and fresh blood gushed out.

"what!"

"Fuck!"

"Are you crazy?"

The crowd gasped in shock, and the girls turned deathly pale with fright.

No one expected that Zhang Shuai would be so ruthless.

Tang Weimin was so shocked by this scene that he shuddered.

"690, Xu Shuo is dead, it's my turn!"

Zhang Shuai gritted his teeth.

"Wait!" Lu Jiuling glanced at Zhang Shuai, her hands still moving: "Hold him down!"

This massive bleeding was hopeless; Xu Shuo couldn't even swear, and his eyes were rapidly losing focus.

Hearing Lu Jiuling's words, Xu Shaowei and Jiang Shan suppressed their fear and pressed Xu Shuo down hard. Tang Lei swallowed and strode over, grabbed Xu Shuo's arm, and pressed him down on the octagonal table.

Tick ​​tock!Tick ​​tock!
Blood flowed down the tabletop, dripping onto the bluestone floor and pooling into a puddle.

The air began to fill with the pungent, nauseating smell of blood.

I said he's dead!

Zhang Shuai reached out to pull Xu Shuo.

"If you touch him, I won't care!"

Lu Jiuling didn't roar or scold, but just calmly said something that made Zhang Shuai freeze in place, not daring to retaliate.

"Hold!"

"Hold!"

Zhang Shuai dared not linger, so he could only kick the nearby octagonal table and smash plates to vent his anger.

Wow! Wow!
"Don't fall, or those johns will kill you!"

Tang Weimin cursed.

Given all this, is it even possible for the wedding to take place?

Startled, Zhang Shuai immediately froze like a good boy, then quickly stole a glance at the little children, feeling uneasy.

Lu Jiuling peeled off Xu Shuo's skin and handed it to Tang Lei: "Go and apply it!"

"Ok!"

This time, Tang Lei didn't hesitate and rushed to the window as soon as he received it.

Everyone looked at Tang Lei with envy.

This kid is average in both academics and looks, and is practically invisible in class. But he usually hangs out with Lu Jiuling, so he got the "double happiness" character on the human skin.

I'm so angry!
I should have taken the initiative to befriend Lu Jiuling.

"Now it's my turn, isn't it?"

Zhang Shuai was so anxious that blisters appeared on his lips.

boom!
Xu Shuo's body slid to the side.

"Get down!"

Lu Jiuling and the other boys held Zhang Shuai down and immediately took action.

"Damn it, be gentle!"

Zhang Shuai complained.

"I saw you were screaming quite loudly, which means I was too lenient; it didn't hurt you enough."

Lu Jiuling was unhappy with Zhang Shuai, but she wouldn't take the opportunity to retaliate against him.

It's not that I'm being soft-hearted, but rather that I'm racing against time.

If it drags on too long, and Xu Shaowei and Jiang Shan both start producing mucus at the same time, who should I save?
So let's end all this as soon as possible!

Are we all going to be skinned alive?

Pang Junhao pressed down on Zhang Shuai's shoulder, listening to his pig-like screams, his face ashen.

"Probably not!" Jiang Shan analyzed, "I estimate twelve stickers will suffice!"

"why?"

Pang Junhao didn't understand.

"This wedding hall has twelve windows in total, and each window has a large red '囍' character on it. Can you calculate how many human skins are needed for the '囍' character?"

Jiang Shan countered with a question.

"Li Jiayao, Ke Xinyi, Li Yinuo, Xu Shuo, Zhang Shuai, that's five cards!" Pang Junhao calculated, "At this rate, we only need seven more!"

Everyone turned around and looked around. Apart from Lu Jiuling, Li Jiayao and the others, there were 14 other people. They wondered who was unlucky enough to ooze sticky fluid.

Everyone started praying, hoping they would be lucky this time.

"Alright!" Lu Jiuling tore off the double happiness character skin and tossed it to Tang Lei: "Go and stick it on!"

"No, I'll go myself!"

Zhang Shuai was panting and trying to straighten up, but the pain in his back made his legs weak.

"The '囍' character won't stick, it's not working, and you're still oozing sap!" Lu Jiuling gestured for everyone to move Zhang Shuai aside: "If it spontaneously combusts, all your suffering will have been for nothing!"

"Go and stick it on!"

"Go and stick it on!"

Commander Zhang urged.

Tang Lei felt a sticky, uncomfortable feeling in his nose, and his heart skipped a beat. He wiped it with his sleeve...

really,

It's leaking corpse oil and slime!

"Brother 69!"

Tang Lei's voice trembled.

"Come on!" Lu Jiuling comforted her, "I'll try my best to peel it nicely for you!"

"At this point, who cares about being pretty? Let's just survive first."

Tang Lei slumped onto the octagonal table, sighing resignedly, "I've been mediocre since I was a child, and I've never been favored by a lucky girl even once... Ouch!"

Tang Lei was in so much pain he almost bit his tongue.

(End of this chapter)