Wife is hell

Chapter 46 The Eldest Princess's Disguise
Whether influenced by that absurd dream or not, Jiang Mu had another dream that night.

In his dream, he was sometimes shuffling white jade mahjong tiles, and sometimes kneading dough to make steamed buns...

The scene transitions are completely illogical.

In the end, it even became so absurd that he went back to the gymnasium where he used to go to school and frantically pumped up the basketball with an air pump.

However, as the game progressed, the basketball suddenly transformed into Tang Jinxian's bulging belly.

Tang Jinxian's face flushed red, but filled with terror, she cried out, "Stop charging! Stop charging! I'm going into labor..."

The next moment, the scene abruptly changed.

Tang Jinxian was holding a pair of exquisitely beautiful twins in her arms, who were nestled gently in his embrace.

Beside her, Shi Yuhua was also holding a baby in swaddling clothes.

Before Jiang Mu could recover from this scene of blissful happiness with two women, a familiar voice, charming yet tinged with mockery, drifted over:
"Junior brother, you promised me and Master that you wouldn't bother with other women anymore. Have you forgotten so quickly? Aren't you afraid... that Master will castrate you if he finds out?"

"Sister?"

Jiang Mu suddenly turned around.

Behind them, however, there was only a red mist, and no one was in sight.

Just then, a plaintive, icy female voice sounded from behind:

"My husband, you should die with me..."

Jiang Mu slowly lowered his head.

But then a pair of slender, jade-like hands, with fingers as thin as scallion roots, appeared on his abdomen, holding a dagger.

Then cut it off hard!

……

"what!!"

Jiang Mu suddenly sat up in bed, his heart pounding wildly.

Looking around, I realized I was lying in the house.

The sky outside the window was already bright.

Jiang Mu lifted the blanket and peeked inside, confirming that the parts were intact. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief.

"What's going on? How could I have such an outrageous dream? It seems my ex-wife was a very jealous person."

Jiang Mu finished washing up and came to the living room.

They found Shi Baolu and Shi Shuangsui sitting in chairs, eating breakfast and chatting and laughing with their aunt Yan Wenxiu.

Shi Baolu's round body almost filled the entire chair.

The chair creaked under the weight.

The stone frost next to it is a tiny little thing.

A pair of short legs swung back and forth on the edge of the chair, and a few grains of rice were stuck to her rosy little face.

"wood."

"Boss."

The two greeted each other.

Yan Wenxiu brought Jiang Mu some meat porridge and flatbread, and said with some dissatisfaction:

"You brat, your Uncle An told you a thousand times before he left to take it easy when you're investigating cases, to keep a low profile when you should, but you've taken it too seriously. Do you really think you're a super detective?"

Jiang Mu didn't understand and said somewhat aggrievedly, "I was just trying to rescue Shi Tou as soon as possible."

That's not what I meant.

Yan Wenxiu brought over a stack of files and threw them at him.

"This is……"

Jiang Mu opened the file and found it was a summary of investigation information about three murder cases involving the three young masters Wu, Yang, and Yun.

Yan Wenxiu said:
"Early this morning, a hall master surnamed Zhang from the Patrol Office delivered it, saying that it was specially given to you by Chief Yu."

"Xiao Jiang, your Uncle An warned you not to get too involved. You're helping Chief Tang one minute and handling cases for Chief Yu the next; you can't keep your balance between two things."

Jiang Mu frowned slightly.

What is Yu Zhengqing trying to do?
court?

Stealing Tang Jinxian's girlfriend?
Jiang Mu put the case file aside and smiled, "Don't worry, Auntie, I know what I'm doing."

Uncle An's advice was correct.

But he had to get involved in this case involving a severed hand and a magical artifact.

However, he needed to wait for Tang Jinxian to return before proceeding with the next step of his investigation.

"Wood, call me when you're investigating a case."

Shi Baolu said.

Shi Shuangsui immediately raised her little arm: "Me too, I want to investigate the case too."

"Investigate you my foot!"

Yan Wenxiu flicked the little one on the head, "You all better be more composed, don't be like your Uncle An, all you do is investigate cases all day long."

"Uncle An is so amazing, why don't you learn from him?"

Shi Shuangsui was somewhat unconvinced.

Shi Baolu nodded: "That's right, Uncle An is amazing. He's a brilliant detective, a chivalrous hero, and very likable. I even saw Widow Wang at the street corner secretly slip Uncle An a pair of newly made cloth shoes once."

"Cough cough cough."

Jiang Mu immediately coughed loudly.

A glance was cast at Yan Wenxiu, whose face indeed looked grim. Shi Shuangsui then said crisply:
"It wasn't just Widow Wang; Er Gou's mother even dragged Uncle An into her room for a meal."

"Now that you mention it, I remember that steamed bun beauty in the West Market who always gave Uncle An two big meat buns whenever she saw him."

"Yes, yes, and also, didn't Butcher Li, the meat seller on Yangliu Street, die of illness last year? His wife owed a lot of money, and it was Uncle An who helped her out."

"besides……"

"Snapped!"

The brother and sister who were chatting were startled.

Looking up, I saw Yan Wenxiu with a livid face and clenched fists.

"What's wrong with Aunt An?"

Shi Baolu was completely bewildered.

Yan Wenxiu swept the spilled rice grains back into the bowl and smiled at Jiang Mu, saying, "Little Jiang, I remember your Uncle An once said that all the money in the house was handed over to me, right?"

"Huh? This...this...I don't know."

Jiang Mu pretended to be stupid.

Yan Wenxiu's smile remained unchanged: "Xiao Jiang, you are a filial child, don't force your aunt to kneel down for you."

"Uh, that..."

Seeing Yan Wenxiu stand up, Jiang Mu quickly said, "I do have a little bit of savings, but not much."

Uncle An, I'm sorry.

There are two scoundrels who are really harming you.

Yan Wenxiu said "oh" but didn't say anything more, and sat down to continue eating.

Jiang Mu blinked and asked tentatively, "Auntie, why don't you ask me where Uncle An hid his secret stash of money?"

Yan Wenxiu smiled slightly:
"It's alright, men will be men, it's normal for them to hide some money. It's also my fault for being too strict. When your Uncle An comes back, your aunt will apologize to him properly. As for the rest..."

Yan Wenxiu simply smiled gently and remained silent.

But Jiang Mu, sensing the killing intent, shivered and sighed inwardly:
"You're finished, Uncle An."

-

The carriage stopped at the entrance of the patrol office.

"Oh dear, I'm so tired..."

Su Meixin stretched her arms upwards and gave a graceful yawn.

Her waist was taut, stretching the expensive fabric to its limit and creating a smooth, exaggerated curve.

She glanced at Tang Jinxian, who was frowning, and said with a charming smile:
"Don't look so distressed. Just because Chongtian Temple can't remove the spiritual object inside you doesn't mean there's no way. Besides, since that thing doesn't harm you at all, why are you so anxious?"

Tang Jinxian rolled her eyes at her.

You're not a puppy anymore, so of course there's no rush.

She pulled back the car door curtain, turned her head, and asked, "Shall we go down and sit for a while?"

How long will it take?

"casual."

"Oh dear, I'm afraid your body can't handle this. I can be quite fierce."

"?"

Tang Jinxian then realized that the other party was making a lewd remark, and spat out, "Can't you be serious for once? You are, after all, the eldest princess of a country. Aren't you afraid of being impeached?"

"Tch, a bunch of pedantic old fogies, do you think I'm afraid of them? Besides..."

Su Meixin grabbed the white jade whisk beside her and swept it over her long legs encased in black silk stockings, her eyes filled with seductive allure. "Wasn't I proper enough when I met your little male favorite?"

Tang Jinxian gritted her teeth: "He is not my male concubine."

"Oh well, whatever, it doesn't matter whether it's true or not."

Su Meixin casually picked up a few books and handed them to her, "Here, these are the stories I wrote in my spare time. Take them and read them to give this little widow some experience, so she won't be clueless."

Tang Jinxian curiously took the book, and upon closer inspection of the title, her eyes widened in shock—

"My Wife Is Not a Clingy Snake Demon"?
"My wife asked me to hold the whip at midnight"?
The Ex-Wife, the Succubus...

"What is all this?" Tang Jinxian was speechless.

However, she suddenly remembered that this princess also had a pseudonym as a novelist, called "Jinling Niangzi," who was quite famous for writing erotic novels.

"dont see!"

Tang Jinxian, embarrassed and annoyed, threw the storybook back at the other person and got off the carriage.

Su Meixin smiled and leaned out of the car window, tossing Tang Jinxian a talisman: "This is for you, it's called 'Runyu Talisman', it's for bathing, I tried it and it's not bad."

"From Chongtian Temple?"

Tang Jinxian was somewhat surprised when she saw the exquisite talisman.

Su Mei thought to herself:

"It was given to me by a local businessman surnamed Yan. He said it was made by a master and even wanted to introduce me to do business with him."

However, she didn't know I was the eldest princess; she only met me as 'Lady Tao'.

"You want to do this business?"

Tang Jinxian asked.

Su Meixin leaned back lazily against the cushion, playing with the whisk:

"Let's meet the mastermind behind this first. But this talisman is indeed quite interesting; it's worth taking a look at."

(End of this chapter)