Wife is hell

Chapter 65 The Mysterious Golden Elixir Scripture of Wushan

Jiang Mu hadn't expected this woman to suddenly explode like that for no apparent reason.

Already exhausted and powerless, he almost fainted on the spot when pressed down by this voluptuous and alluring body.

He quickly slapped the other person's firm thigh:
"Let...let go..."

"Speak! Why did you release that beast Wu?"

Tang Jinxian's phoenix eyes widened, her gaze possessing both the authority of a leader and the allure added by her anger.

The large, round millstone pressed firmly against the man's waist and abdomen.

Do not let the other person get up.

Jiang Mu finally caught his breath, looked at the angry lioness on his body, and asked helplessly:

"I'd like to know, did Mo Kunhai offer any conditions?"

Tang Jinxian suppressed her anger and said, "One spot for fusing with a spiritual object."

Seeing the confusion on Jiang Mu's face, she took a deep breath and patiently explained:
"As I told you before, the spiritual objects seized by the Patrol Office need to be sent to the Pagoda in the capital or other places for purification. Once successfully purified, the spiritual objects can be safely integrated into the cultivator's body, helping them become a 'spirit practitioner'."

To acquire spiritual objects for fusion, one must either join a sect to cultivate or enter the imperial court, which will grant a quota.

However, the number of positions approved by the imperial court was relatively small, and even within the patrol offices, the competition was fierce.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Mu's heart stirred:
"This spot can be given to anyone within the imperial system? Even an ordinary person with no cultivation level would be acceptable?"

Tang Jinxian knew what Jiang Mu was thinking and snorted coldly:
"Fusing with spiritual objects is by no means easy. It is best to have a foundation in cultivation, otherwise the risk of failure is extremely high. Of course, there are precedents of ordinary people succeeding, but they are extremely rare."

Merge my ass.

In Jiang Mu's view, these so-called "spiritual objects" are essentially all "magical treasures".

If the method is appropriate, there is no need to go to great lengths to integrate it; you can simply drive it directly.

However, Tang Jinxian's words were not without reason. With a foundation in cultivation, using magical artifacts would be easier.

"Could you give me a spot? I'm a yamen runner, so I'm considered part of the system, right?"

Jiang Mu asked tentatively.

The imperial court must have imprisoned many powerful spiritual creatures, so now that there's a chance to get them for free, we can't miss it.

Tang Jinxian's eyes were as cold as frost:
"All I want to know now is why you insist on letting Wu go?"

Jiang Mu said, "Because the next one to die will be Wu!"

"what?"

Tang Jinxian was stunned.

Jiang Mu said in a deep voice:
"Believe me, Wu's name is definitely on that death list. There's no way he'll leave alive. Since we're going to die anyway, we might as well trade him for something."

"Are you sure Wu will be killed?"

"I'm sure!"

"..."

Tang Jinxian pursed her moist lips, pondered for a moment, and finally nodded slightly, "Alright, I'll believe you this time. But I also have conditions."

Jiang Mu knew what the woman's conditions were, and preemptively said:
"Like I said, I need to consult Uncle An before deciding whether or not to join the Night Patrol. But if you encounter any difficulties, you can ask me for help."

Jiang Mu patted his chest and said, "I'm a loyal person, I'll definitely help if I can."

"Then it's settled."

Tang Jinxian extended her slender, fair little finger and offered it to him.

Jiang Mu was taken aback: "What's going on?"

"Pull the hook."

Tang Jinxian stared at him intently, her expression serious.

"?"

Jiang Mu was both amused and exasperated.

You, a dignified head of the patrol office, are playing such childish tricks?
It would be more practical to stamp an official seal on your big ass.

Despite his inner grumbling, he still extended his little finger and hooked it with that jade-like finger.

Tang Jinxian was finally satisfied, and the corners of her lips turned up.

"Um... could you please get off me first?"

Jiang Mu said awkwardly.

It wasn't that he was averse to the good fortune of being close to such a stunning beauty, it was just that...

Reminded by the man, Tang Jinxian realized how inappropriate her behavior was.

As if burned, she leaped off Jiang Mu almost like a rocket, taking several steps back.

Upon landing, a blush rose to her cheeks. But she quickly realized she had overreacted and lost her composure, so she forced herself to remain calm and straighten her back.

"I am just... just a little angry."

The woman was powerless to defend herself.

Her flushed ears and slightly disordered breathing betrayed her state of mind.

However, at this moment, Tang Jinxian suddenly noticed something, as if to regain her momentum. She glanced at Jiang Mu on the bed and said with feigned sarcasm:
"What? Are you afraid I'll really strangle you, so you secretly prepared a dagger for self-defense?"

However, as soon as she said it, she suddenly froze.

In a flash, she suddenly realized what had happened.

Fearing the woman's wrath, Jiang Mu coughed lightly, wrapped the blanket around himself, and quickly changed the subject:
"Having obtained a slot for spirit object fusion, does that mean I can choose any spirit object I want?"

Tang Jinxian glared at him fiercely, straightening her clothes as she said coldly, "Dream on. In most cases, the court will assign them randomly."

"What about the rare cases?"

"If you had my status, you could choose for yourself."

"Could you let me use the back door?"

Jiang Mu asked with a shameless grin.

Tang Jinxian's words shattered his illusions:
"The imperial court has extremely strict control over spiritual objects. I can pull strings for you on other things, but I can't do this one."

Jiang Mu gave up.

Fine, let it be random.

Anyway, it was obtained for free using Wu's "life-saving money," so it's not a loss.

"By the way, I have a cultivation technique here that you can try practicing."

Tang Jinxian seemed to remember something, and took out a thin booklet from her bosom and handed it over.

"If you are determined to try to fuse with a spiritual object, you might as well practice this health-preserving exercise first. Strengthening your body may help increase your chances of success."

Health preservation exercises?

Jiang Mu took it curiously.

The cover reads "Xuan Yang Jing".

He opened it and saw a mnemonic:

"The dragon and tiger coil together, in harmony with nature. The mysterious gate opens, and true breath flows continuously..."

This mnemonic sounds so damn familiar.

"This is a health-preserving exercise manual, which appeared alongside a spiritual object."

Tang Jinxian said, "It was deciphered and written by several elders of Baiyang Academy. It can't compare to the secret manuals of those top sects, but it is still very useful for ordinary people like you who are relatively weak."

Tang Jinxian deliberately emphasized the word "empty".

Health preservation?

Jiang Mu frowned slightly and tapped his forehead hard again.

Gazing at these familiar yet strange words, fragments of long-forgotten memories slowly converged like a gentle stream.

He quickly remembered!

The health benefits of farts!

Jiang Mu almost burst out laughing.

This is clearly an evil technique secretly passed down in the Yincha Palace of the Xuanming World—

The Mysterious Golden Elixir Classic of Wushan!
Its essence lies in "absorbing yin to supplement yang, and harmonizing spirit and qi".

It can help people cultivate the "Dragon and Tiger Golden Elixir" in a short period of time.

Jiang Mu was also impressed by the amazing people in this world. They were able to decipher and piece together a fragmented, evil dual cultivation technique into a so-called health-preserving exercise.

and many more!

Dragon-Tiger Golden Elixir?

Jiang Mu suddenly thought of something, and a light gradually appeared in his eyes.

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