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Chapter 39 Qiangzi Swimming?! Is this even edible?!

Chapter 39 Qiangzi Swimming?! Is this even edible?!
Except for a few team leaders who were called in for a "treat" because of their performance targets and haven't returned yet, most people in the office area have returned to their workstations and are busy with their work.

Wang Zixu then opened the documents that Wang Mazi had sent him and began to look through them.

Indeed, as Wang Mazi said, the content is based on psychology, and it is a series of rhetoric derived from that.

Or perhaps it would be more accurate to call it a "scam".

Soon, it was lunchtime.

Dog fans have their own special canteen, but even the canteen is divided into different tiers.

Those with good performance can be promoted to B or C level.

Those who place big orders can afford a meal at the top-tier cafeteria.

Those like Wang Zixu, who have no performance record, and those whose performance falls short of the target, are only fit to be in the D-grade cafeteria.

The Class D canteen, though called a canteen, is really just a pigsty!

Under the shed stood a crew-cut man, wearing a dirty short-sleeved shirt and black fingernails, stirring food in an iron basin with a large ladle.

The iron bowl and spoon were covered with food scraps.

The food in the bowl was all mixed together.

There was rice, noodles, and some dark, unidentifiable vegetables.

There was a puddle of something floating on top, it looked sticky and I couldn't tell what it was.

This stuff is even worse than pig swill!
It felt like they just dumped all the leftovers from dozens of people together, heated and stirred them, and then brought them up.

It looked unappetizing, and even made me feel a little nauseous.

Even from several meters away, Wang Zixu could smell an indescribable sour and pungent odor.

[Holy crap! I feel like throwing up just looking at it on screen. Is this even edible? (vomits)]

[Isn't this just "swill"? To be honest, my Teddy dog ​​eats better than this!]

[At least bizarre cuisine has some semblance of cooking involved, what's with this...?]

Even when I serve my dog ​​a spoonful, it hesitates for a moment and asks if it has done something wrong.

[Upstairs, don't insult dogs, even dogs wouldn't eat that!]

Wang Mazi whispered a reminder from the side:

"That's what happens when there are no orders; if you don't eat, you'll just go hungry."

Wang Zixu frowned, his face full of disdain, and replied in a low voice:

"Is this thing edible?"

"Isn't it just a pot of leftovers mixed together?"

"It smells like it."

He felt that if he ate the food from the pot, there was a 99% chance he would get food poisoning, and he might even have to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped in the middle of the night.

Wang Mazi immediately made a shushing gesture:
"Keep your voice down! Don't let anyone hear you!"

"This is the treatment you get here without any sales performance."

"Don't overthink it. What you eat doesn't matter. As long as you're alive, that's all that matters."

Wang Zixu was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself:

What's the difference between living like this and being dead?
"What are you standing there for? Pick up the bowl!"

The crew-cut man serving food glared at Wang Zixu and shouted impatiently.

Wang Mazi nudged Wang Zixu from behind, and he snapped out of his daze and reluctantly picked up the bowl.

He couldn't resist glancing at the large iron basin again.

Upon closer inspection, wow!
I saw a shiny cockroach practicing backstroke while soaking in soup.

Good heavens!

Wang Zixu couldn't catch his breath; his stomach churned, and he almost vomited on the spot.

He thought to himself: This game should weaken these disgusting negative status effects!
The effects are ridiculously realistic, who can resist this?!
"Um... I'm not hungry, I won't eat."

Wang Zixu put down his bowl and tried to slip away, but as soon as he turned around, someone grabbed his shoulder.

The crew-cut man serving the rice stared at him arrogantly and said in a sarcastic tone:
"I worked so hard to cook this meal, and you think I can just refuse to eat it?"

Wang Zixu sneered inwardly.

You've worked so hard, you idiot!

Isn't this just dumping a bunch of leftover rice into a pot and stirring it a couple of times?
Even a three-year-old could do this, and do it better than you!

Thinking this way, but certainly not saying it out loud, I tried to laugh it off:

"well……"

"I'm just not hungry!"

His voice sounded a little weak.

I was actually quite hungry, but seeing this pot of rice made me feel full.

"boom!"

The security guard standing next to him immediately struck him on the head with a club.

The crew-cut man's face turned cold:

"You have to feed me even if you're not hungry!"

"Don't you know the saying, 'Farmers toil under the midday sun, every grain is hard-earned'?" "If you don't eat it..."

Wang Zixu, rubbing his shoulder, quickly interrupted him:

"elder brother!"

"I'll eat it, I'll eat it, okay?"

Seeing Wang Zixu bow his head and admit his mistake, his attitude humble, the crew-cut man's lips slowly curled up:

"Hmph! You know what's going on!"

Wang Zixu smiled on the outside, but gritted his teeth in anger on the inside.

Okay, you're awesome, I have nothing to say.

The thought crossed my mind, and I logged off at lightning speed.

Faced with food that even pigs wouldn't eat, Wang Zixu felt a sense of rejection.

But in the current situation, refusing would mean suffering.

If we manage to bring that fat pig Ah Long over again, he'll definitely get a beating.

A wise man doesn't suffer a loss he can't avoid.

Besides, it's not like he's the one eating it. He can just log back in and take over the body once the character finishes eating it in the auto-management mode.

Out of sight is pure.

Just exited the game,
Wang Zixu saw his live stream chat flooded with comments.

[Hahaha, the streamer immediately chickened out!]

[What happened to our backbone? What happened to the spirit of the men of Kyushu? Were we defeated by a bowl of rice? (hehe)]

[About the incident where I was forced to eat cockroaches in a game]

[Streamer: I'll eat it! Then he instantly logged off, letting the system take over. That's a clever move, I've learned something new!]

[This is hilarious! This is a form of psychological victory; as long as I can't see it, it's the same as not eating it!]

Wang Zixu looked at the comments, shrugged, and had an expression that said, "Do whatever you want, I'm not the one suffering anyway."

Afterwards, I chatted and joked with my viewers for a while.

Anyway, it's just about killing time; we have to get through the pig slop hurdle first.

At that moment, a comment appeared on the screen.

Hey bro, go check out 'Newbie Player's' livestream, he's about to beat the game!

Someone immediately retorted:

[What kind of checkpoint is he trying to pass? I have a feeling something bad is going to happen to him!]

When Wang Zixu saw the ID, he thought, "Newbie player, oh my, isn't this an old acquaintance?"

He hurriedly asked:
What's wrong with that guy? What kind of trouble is he causing?

None of the comments were serious:

He's violated the heavenly rules and is about to be dragged to the execution platform!

[laughing to death. 】

Don't listen to their nonsense, that guy seems to be really close to beating the game, go check it out!

The barrage of comments was full of people stirring things up, saying some very outlandish things, which successfully piqued Wang Zixu's curiosity.

Suddenly I remembered that this guy had posted on the forum that he had called his family and asked them to prepare the ransom.

Could it be that the ransom has been paid and these bastards in the park are going to release the hostage?

Am I really going to be the first player to beat the game?
Thinking of this,
Wang Zixu immediately searched for "newbie player" live streams on Bilibili.

Bilibili's gaming section.

Although it was already late at night, many streamers had already ended their broadcasts.

However, the number of live streams for the "Bloody Golden Triangle" game category has increased rather than decreased, and its popularity remains high.

A novice player, whose real name is Zhao Shuang, but has extensive gaming experience.

Because I'm socially anxious and afraid of showing my face, I used to just watch other people's live streams quietly.

However, seeing the continued growth in popularity of "Bloody Golden Triangle: Survivors" recently, he became a little tempted.

The key is that this game allows you to stream without showing your face. The characters in the game are all virtual and have nothing to do with reality. Even if your relatives or friends see you streaming the game, they won't recognize you.

In addition, seeing the "King of Freebies" constantly posting screenshots of the number of viewers in his live streams on the forum, and how he received so many gifts and tips every day, I was extremely envious and decided to join the ranks of live streamers.

I'm not hoping to become a viral sensation; I'm just happy to earn enough to make a living.

now,

Newbie player's live stream.

Zhao Shuang was following closely behind a man with a hideous scar on his face.

"Brother Dao, where are we going?"

"Where?"

The man called Brother Knife glanced at him sideways, patted him on the shoulder, and grinned wickedly.
"I'll send you on a trip to the high seas, where bikini-clad beauties will surround you on both sides, and they'll even line up to call you 'master'."

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