Northern Myanmar: These players are acting strangely!

Chapter 55 The Fish Takes the Hook!

Wang Zixu is still sitting at the workstation next to Wang Mazi today.

Wang Mazi pointed to the computer screen:

"Remember what I taught you yesterday. I'll send you some more photos of muscular foreign men later, so you can decorate your WeChat Moments."

"While leveling up the account, you also have to start looking for fish."

No sooner had he finished speaking than a thick, fleshy hand patted Wang Zixu on the shoulder.

Wang Zixu was startled and turned around to look.

Fat Cat had somehow appeared behind the two of them.

"Old Wang is right."

"Recently, the boss set tough targets, and the pressure on the park's performance is immense."

"If we can't close any deals by the end of the month, we'll be in big trouble."

Wang Mazi nodded in agreement:

"The team leader is right."

"Xiao Xu, you'd better do a good job and don't let our team down."

Fat Cat gave Wang Zixu a satisfied smile and patted him on the shoulder:

"Yes, study hard."

Then, he changed the subject and looked at Wang Mazi:
"Old Wang, you're the same. You haven't met your sales target this month either."

Wang Mazi immediately put on a smiling face:

"Almost there! Several big fish in the pond are about to bite. We'll definitely be fine this month!"

Fat Cat nodded slightly:
"Of course I believe you."

"Do it well."

After saying that, he turned and walked towards Zhang with buck teeth.

After the fat kitten had walked away, Wang Mazi approached and whispered a reminder:
"Don't be fooled by this fat kitten's usual cheerful demeanor; he's got a dark side."

“If you don’t meet your targets and he gets punished along with you, he’ll definitely make things difficult for you in the future.”

"But don't worry too much."

"I have plenty of fish, I'll give you two later."

"The performance requirements for new employees are not high; as long as they can close deals, everything will be fine."

Wang Zixu frowned.

He just wanted to be a slacker.

But judging from this situation, the plan to slack off is probably completely ruined.

[Haha, I got singled out by my boss on my first day at work. My career looks pretty much over.]

[This team leader is incompetent. Most people would give a slap followed by a sweet treat, but he comes in and threatens me first.]

Society's first harsh lesson came so quickly.

[Why do I feel sorry for my friend, but also can't help but laugh?]

for the rest of the time.

Under Wang Mazi's guidance, Wang Zixu used photos of muscular, handsome men stolen from who-knows-where to decorate his social media posts.

Occasionally, he would glance at Wang Mazi's "work" progress beside him.

Just as Wang Mazi said when he was teaching.

His methods of deception seem simple and crude, yet they also involve some elusive techniques.

For example, he never goes too far in conversations.

Whenever the conversation reaches a climax, he always uses excuses like "I have to go to a meeting" or "I have a project collaboration to discuss" to end the conversation, giving the other person the illusion that he is extremely busy and successful.

This level of control is difficult for the average person to grasp.

Of course, even if you manage to do it right, you probably still won't be as shameless as him.

This guy had just finished chatting when he posted a picture of a conference room—something he'd found somewhere—on his WeChat Moments with the comment:
My schedule is packed again today. I'll probably be working overtime until the early hours of the morning. Another day of striving for my dreams!
That's it……

Let alone the victims on the other side of the computer.

Even Wang Zixu, sitting next to him, felt that the old man was going to work himself to death.

The thought of Wang Mazi saying he would give him two "fish from the pond" sent a chill down Wang Zixu's spine.

He suddenly thought of a question and leaned closer to ask:
"Ma Zi, how can we tell if the fish in the pond are ready to be caught, and when can we harvest them?"

Wang Mazi chuckled, revealing an expression that said, "You've hit the nail on the head, kid."

"You can tell whether a woman's heart is with you or not just by talking to her."

"For example."

"One day, you sent her several messages at different times, and she replied to them all instantly, which means she has developed feelings for you."

"If she starts sharing trivial daily life details with you during a chat, it means she has developed basic trust in you."

"If you deliberately ignore her for a few days and don't reply to her messages, and she still sends you a series of messages, then congratulations, it means that you have already occupied a place in her heart."

Wang Zixu nodded slightly. He may not have eaten pork, but he'd at least seen pigs run.

It seems he wasn't aware of this when he was pursuing the girl.

Confessing your feelings at the wrong time will ultimately ruin your friendship.

Although his purpose was not to make friends.

Looking back now, isn't it true that you have to start as friends before you can date?
You can't just grab a girl's hand and say, "Let's go to a hotel and try out our services."

After it's over, do you say, "Hmm, it's a good match, let's date?"
Just as Wang Zixu was lost in philosophical thought.

An excited shout suddenly rang out from the office area.

"Brother Long!"

"I've got a fish on my hook!"

It was the sound of buck-toothed Zhang.

Brother Long, who was leaning against the wall smoking, coughed heavily.

As he walked in that direction, he raised his hand and pressed it down, signaling everyone to be quiet.

Fat Cat immediately followed Brother Long like a lackey, heading towards Bucktooth Zhang's workstation.

Buck-toothed Zhang was so excited that his face turned red, and he couldn't help but pinch the girl next to him hard on the butt.

Brother Long's expression changed slightly, but he didn't react.

Wang Zixu, however, saw it clearly.

If Bucktooth Zhang messes up this deal, or gives false intelligence...

He absolutely deserves a beating.

Zhang with buck teeth took a deep breath, put on his headset, gestured for the onlookers to be quiet, and then calmly opened his voice-changing software to switch his voice to a sweet girl's voice.

Only after doing all this did he press the voice answer button.

"Hey!"

"Darling!"

The moment those three words left his mouth, Wang Zixu got goosebumps all over his body.

He couldn't imagine what would happen if the person on the other end of the phone knew that the "cute girl" he had been cuddling with for so long was actually a sleazy-looking, buck-toothed, burly man. Would he shatter his resolve on the spot and become a monk?

Zhang with buck teeth continued speaking in a pinched voice:
"Oh dear, that's not what I meant..."

"This project is really stable, just consider it supporting their business..."

After a long struggle, the other party still seemed somewhat hesitant.

Buck-toothed Zhang's tone instantly turned aggrieved. He sniffed and said with dissatisfaction:
"Now you're not even willing to invest this little bit of money in me, and you still say you love me!"

"Hmph, just as the internet said, you men's mouths are all lies!"

The resentment, grumbling, and petty temper in the last syllable were perfectly conveyed after being processed by the voice changer.

She's like a devoted girl who gives everything for love but suffers injustice when testing her boyfriend's sincerity, or a little fairy who's being coquettish and spoiled when her boyfriend and she's arguing.

[I'm deaf! This is terrifying, that double-reed tone is even worse than Sister Zhou's!]

[Help! I almost threw up what I just ate! What kind of greasy food is this?!]

[He deserves an Oscar for his buck teeth! Even with a voice changer, his facial expressions are still hilarious!]

I used to only admire Uncle Ma, but now I've discovered that this park is full of hidden talents—everyone here is incredibly capable!

[Learn from this streamer! If you can reach Zhang's buck-toothed level someday, I'll send you rockets!]

The other end of the voice chat fell silent, seemingly stunned by this series of punches.

Wang Zixu silently prayed for that person:

Don't agree, don't agree... Open your eyes and see clearly, the girl on the other side isn't some innocent sweetheart at all, and she has no intention of marrying you.

A few moments.

Buck-toothed Zhang burst into laughter through his tears, and said in a high-pitched voice:

"Husband, you are so kind!"

"I knew you wouldn't let me down!"

"Love you, mwah!"

Done.

He hung up the phone with a smug look on his face.

one second...

Two seconds...

Half a minute later...
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P.S.: As mentioned before, normally the park gives newcomers a certain amount of time to adjust, usually one or two months. But this is a novel, a game, so this phase is accelerated.

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