Genesis Supreme

"Grandpa Qiao, you owe me a jug of wine," Hong Yu grinned, and looked into the wine jar, "Then you smashed the mud seal so boldly, wouldn't dust or something fall into the wine?"

This problem has troubled Hong Yu for more than ten years. In his last life, he read those martial arts novels, and the heroes were all heroic, and he slapped the mud seal with his palm, so he always wondered about this problem.

Qiao Yuanchen knocked on his forehead and shuddered: "Stupid, look, I'll show you again."

He grabbed another jug ​​of wine, and slapped the mud seal from the side with his palm. The mud seal flew out with a whoosh, and a faint force swept across, sweeping away all the dust on the mud seal and falling to the side.

Hong Yu admired from the bottom of his heart: "It really is a tune that only heroes can play well..."

Qiao Yuanchen grabbed him: "Hahaha, it's just in time for you to come. Ariel ran away just now. We didn't catch him. You can't run away. Your grandfather is no longer able to die. You will come instead."

Hong Shengri slapped the table and scolded angrily: "Bah! Who said I'm going to die, I can live for decades!"

Everyone laughed, pointing at Qiao Yuanchen and booing: "Hong Shuai, Hong Shuai, the deputy commander is looking forward to your death so that he can take over the Wulie Jingying! How can you tolerate such a traitor? If I were you, I would fill him with three altars!"

Qiao Yuanchen blushed and waved his hands again and again: "Shuai Hong, I said something wrong, that's not what I meant..."

Everyone clamored: "We can't spare him, we must fight for wine!"

Hong Shengri clapped his big hands, his eyes widened: "That's right!"

Then there was no more, everyone waited for a long time, but Hong Shengri didn't see any movement, he sat there like a clay sculpture of angry-eyed King Kong, and then snoring started!

Everyone was dumbfounded, and laughed as they looked at each other.

Hong Yu called Hong An over, sent his grandfather back to rest, then sat down by himself, and made a gesture of looking down on the world with a smile: "Everyone, who dares to fight with me!?"

"Good boy, very arrogant!" Kuang Wuyang was the first to be unconvinced: "Little brat, I can't kill you! Uncle, I'll come!"

Hong Yu was smiling, his eyes looked like a little fox.

Every time he took a sip, he frowned in pain. Kuang Wuyang and his gang thought that this kid would pour down the next bowl, but they didn't expect that he would go down one bowl after another. When he drank the No.18 bowl, Kuang Wuyang got into it The table went down, and no matter how much I shouted, there was no response.

Then Qiao Yuanchen flew into a rage and came to the top. He was almost drunk and even worse than Kuang Wuyang. After only ten bowls, he lay down on the table and couldn't get up again.

Xue Shao on the side sighed secretly, these thirty jars of wine were not enough, he gave an order, and his men hurried back to transport the wine, and drove the carriage to deliver fifty jars rumblingly!

Then the Pi generals went up in turn, Hong Yu was like drinking water, he went to urinate after drinking too much, and when he came back to continue fighting, all eight Pi generals fell down.

In the end, Xue Shao didn't believe in evil, and went into battle himself. He didn't drink much before, so it can be said that he was in good condition, but in the end he was brought down by Hong Yu.

Inside the water pavilion, the smell of alcohol was so strong that most people would pass out after smelling it, and the general of Wu Lie Jingying lay on the ground.Hong Yu drank in his last life, and he belonged to the typical gluttonous type, but he was drunk when he drank.How could he kill all directions like this and be invincible?

Feeling great for a while, like that peerless master, he opened his clothes and was blown by the night wind, feeling even more passionate. Standing in front of the waterside pavilion, he jumped up to the railing, laughed loudly, and groaned loudly with his hands on his hips Chanted: "Whoever is the opponent of the heroes in the world, Cao Liu and the son should be like Sun Zhongmou! Hahaha!"

Then, feeling the urgency to urinate, she untied her crotch and stood high on the railing, urinating into the lotus pond below.

A gust of wind blew, and Hong Yu fought hard.Vigorously exerting force, he straightened his buttocks, and actually urinated three feet away!

"Hahaha, urinating against the wind, how mighty it is!"

On the garden path, Hong Yilan and a girl in red were dumbfounded.

The girl had big eyes, bangs on her forehead, her nose and lips were small, and her mouth was rounded in surprise, revealing two white and cute rabbit teeth.

"This, this is your brother?"

Hong Yilan felt that this was really embarrassing. The girl next to her was Jia Xiaohe, who should be the daughter of a wealthy businessman. The two of them fell in love with a silk embroidered handkerchief at the same time on the street a few months ago, and they became good friends in the end.

Although Jia Xiaohe's identity is far behind that of the eldest lady of the Hong family, the two young sisters have similar personalities, and they hit it off very well.

The Hong Mansion was blocked, Jia Xiaohe waited outside for several days anxiously, today the imperial guards finally withdrew, Jia Xiaohe hurried in to comfort her good sister.

At night, Hong Yilan left Jia Xiaohe to sleep with her, and the two of them just went out for a walk after dinner, and they didn't expect to see such an astonishing scene.

Hong Yilan was so ashamed that she wanted to bury her head in her armpit. Now he was very sure that Hong Yu who "seemed" had "bettered" was definitely his prodigal, stupid brother!

"Ahem, it's my second brother, don't worry, not all of my family is like this... No, no, he's the only one like this..."

Jia Xiaohe looked at her strangely, thinking how many more do you want?Is it enough to have such a living treasure?

Hong Yilan tugged at him: "Oh, what are you looking at, let's go!"

Jia Xiaohe's pink face flushed, and she secretly spat at her, as if I liked it.But, it seems that I really saw it, how could it be so big... Her face was even hotter.

Hong Yu didn't know that he was gone. After draining the water, he put on his trousers, glanced at the drunken people in the water pavilion with a masterful look, laughed three times and went out.

In the Tianquan Cave, the Primordial Demon Elephant Totem was also almost drunk. He drank too much today, causing the Tianquan Cave to be clouded with wine. The Primordial Demon Elephant Totem likes this environment the most. Humming and chirping.