The Queen of the Underworld
574. Vegetables and Rice
Hearing that Zhuang Buzhou wanted to count how many women he had in his life, Shen Fei, who was pretending to be an expert, was stunned; Yes, who did you learn from?"
"Master, the master always tells me that a man must never have only one woman in his life. He also said that women are like vegetables, and different women are like different dishes with different tastes!"
"Uh!" Shen Fei admired the apprentice he had accepted. A twelfth or thirteen-year-old kid had such deep insights into women. Shen Fei turned his head to look at Mengdie, Mengdie Ignoring the younger brother's shocking words, he said with a sly smile: "Shen Fei, you also want to eat a lot of vegetables!"
"No, how is it possible?" Shen Fei said resolutely, and then counted with his fingers, "I've done the math, I will only eat your kind of food in this life, the next life, and the next life!"
Mengdie showed an expression that didn't matter much, but Zhuang Buzhou's small face was full of sympathy, and he couldn't help but read: "If you only eat one kind of vegetable, won't you get tired of it?"
Although it is a child's speech, it may not have other meanings, but when it is said at this time, it is obvious that it means something else; Mengdie sneered: "Zhuang Buzhou!"
Zhuang Buzhou hurriedly hid behind Shen Fei, and said: "Brother-in-law-to-be, quickly surrender my sister.【 】"
"I only know how to root the root, but I don't know how to subdue the eighteen palms of the dragon!" Shen Fei said with a smile, Mengdie was already sitting on the sofa, Zhuang Buzhou saw the old lady just to scare him, and patted his chest, "It's a false alarm, By the way, brother-in-law-to-be, have you figured out how many women I have in my life?"
"Eh?" Shen Fei admired this little brat's persistence a little bit, and after thinking about it for a while, he pinched his fingers and stared at him and said, "The secret of heaven must not be leaked!"
"No, if you don't tell me, I won't call you brother-in-law."
"Then let me tell you, what benefits do I have?" Shen Fei held back a smile all over his face.
"This..." Zhuang Buzhou rubbed his head and thought for a long time, then said, "As long as you tell me, I will do whatever you ask me to do in the future!"
"A gentleman's word!"
"Eight horses are hard to chase!"
"it is good!"
"Brother-in-law, tell me quickly!" Zhuang Buzhou kept shaking, but Mengdie was beside him, watching with a smile, to see what Shen Fei would say.
Shen Fei opened his mouth and said, "In your whole life, you can't eat vegetables!"
"No way, I can't eat vegetables, that means I don't have a woman?" Zhuang Buzhou's tears were about to fall when he heard the result, and then Shen Fei said slowly, "But you have rice! "
"Rice? What do you mean?"
"Master, the master always tells me that a man must never have only one woman in his life. He also said that women are like vegetables, and different women are like different dishes with different tastes!"
"Uh!" Shen Fei admired the apprentice he had accepted. A twelfth or thirteen-year-old kid had such deep insights into women. Shen Fei turned his head to look at Mengdie, Mengdie Ignoring the younger brother's shocking words, he said with a sly smile: "Shen Fei, you also want to eat a lot of vegetables!"
"No, how is it possible?" Shen Fei said resolutely, and then counted with his fingers, "I've done the math, I will only eat your kind of food in this life, the next life, and the next life!"
Mengdie showed an expression that didn't matter much, but Zhuang Buzhou's small face was full of sympathy, and he couldn't help but read: "If you only eat one kind of vegetable, won't you get tired of it?"
Although it is a child's speech, it may not have other meanings, but when it is said at this time, it is obvious that it means something else; Mengdie sneered: "Zhuang Buzhou!"
Zhuang Buzhou hurriedly hid behind Shen Fei, and said: "Brother-in-law-to-be, quickly surrender my sister.【 】"
"I only know how to root the root, but I don't know how to subdue the eighteen palms of the dragon!" Shen Fei said with a smile, Mengdie was already sitting on the sofa, Zhuang Buzhou saw the old lady just to scare him, and patted his chest, "It's a false alarm, By the way, brother-in-law-to-be, have you figured out how many women I have in my life?"
"Eh?" Shen Fei admired this little brat's persistence a little bit, and after thinking about it for a while, he pinched his fingers and stared at him and said, "The secret of heaven must not be leaked!"
"No, if you don't tell me, I won't call you brother-in-law."
"Then let me tell you, what benefits do I have?" Shen Fei held back a smile all over his face.
"This..." Zhuang Buzhou rubbed his head and thought for a long time, then said, "As long as you tell me, I will do whatever you ask me to do in the future!"
"A gentleman's word!"
"Eight horses are hard to chase!"
"it is good!"
"Brother-in-law, tell me quickly!" Zhuang Buzhou kept shaking, but Mengdie was beside him, watching with a smile, to see what Shen Fei would say.
Shen Fei opened his mouth and said, "In your whole life, you can't eat vegetables!"
"No way, I can't eat vegetables, that means I don't have a woman?" Zhuang Buzhou's tears were about to fall when he heard the result, and then Shen Fei said slowly, "But you have rice! "
"Rice? What do you mean?"
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