cottage legend
0020: 2 tongues are better than 1 tongue
()0020: Two tongues become one tongue
Cher smiled and thought back to their wedding.
Xue'er's wedding is very grand in the cottage.Zhai Wang Wang not only invited all the mountain people, but also the leaders of the school district and the village.
Although Xue'er is a bride, she is not getting married, but recruiting relatives, so sending off relatives in the cottage has become welcoming relatives.
According to the conditions put forward by Zheng Shuang's parents, Zhai Wang Wang sent wine and meat to Zheng Shuang's parents' home on the night before their wedding.
Early the next morning, Zhai Wang sent the best cook in the cottage and a few hardworking mountain people to Zheng Shuang's home. They made delicacies from the wine and meat they had sent the night before, and asked Zheng Shuang's parents to entertain the man's relatives and friends.
After breakfast, the freshly dressed Zheng Shuang was ready to go into the mountains accompanied by a few friends selected by the man.
Zheng Shuang's side is seeing off relatives, and Xue'er's side is of course welcoming relatives.The people sent by the king of the village to welcome his relatives are all women.There are trumpeters in the team of sending off relatives.
The team was bustling and bustling, all the way to the cottage.When Zheng Shuang entered the village, he had to go up the knife mountain at the intersection of the village.
Going up the knife mountain is to step on the back of the knife with bare feet and walk through nine knives, and then cross the sea of fire, that is, jump over nine piles of fire, and return to one, which shows Zheng Shuang's wholeheartedness in Xue'er.
When they arrived at Xue'er's house, the suona team to welcome the relatives had already waited in front of the door, and beside the suona team was a cheerleading team composed of men, women and children.
The suona is blown, the firecrackers are fired, and the cheerleaders are shouted.The team of seeing off and welcoming relatives has a round of beating of gongs and drums, the sound of suona, and cheers mixed together, which is very lively.Xueer went out and took Zheng Shuang by the hand, and took the "bride" and the guests to the "groom"'s house.
Then, there is delicious food for all the guests.
After lunch, the team that saw off the relatives returned.When they returned, the Suona team from the welcoming side sent them out of the Shanzhaikou.Xueer's guests will stay for dinner.After drinking and eating, Zheng Shuang and Xueer began to worship.
After worshiping, enter the bridal chamber and make trouble in the bridal chamber.The most brilliant show in the bridal chamber is chewing gum on the bench.
The fragrant sugar is the sesame candy processed by the cottage itself. It is fragrant and sweet and melts easily.
The bridal chamber chooses a host.The host holds a stick in his hand, a thin thread is tied to the stick, and a grain of gum is tied to the thin thread.The rule is that the bride and groom eat the gum together.
The host shakes the sugar on the heads and mouths of the groom and the bride from time to time, sometimes high and sometimes low, and sometimes left and right.
Xueer and Zheng Shuang were the same as the bride and groom in the past. They followed Xiangtang and were made to keep shaking on the bench.
Xue'er has seen many newlyweds bite the gum and make a lot of jokes, some brides bit the groom's tongue, some grooms bit the bride's tongue, and some were eager to follow the gum, one turned his head and the other One person didn't stop the previous movement in time, and bit the other's ear with chewing gum.
The groom and the bride did not reach a tacit agreement, and the gum often became a prop for everyone to laugh.
What a smart woman Cher is!
She had discussed with Zheng Shuang a long time ago, not only to make everyone amuse and create a lively atmosphere, but also to come up with new tricks to make everyone admire.They agreed that at the end, they would put on an astonishing pose to make everyone applaud and excite everyone. Like a director, they would control the whole drama, and the little things would happen one after another. In the end, they would push the bridal chamber to the extreme, making the young men and women envious endlessly.
While leaving good memories for everyone, it also pushes the custom of bridal chamber to an elegant and warm ending, so that there will be no farce in the end.
The wedding proceeded according to the program Cher predicted.Xiangtang's swing, Xueer and Zheng Shuang's pursuit of Xiangtang set off one small incident after another.
After a few little girls appeared, when Xueer saw that everyone's expectations began to drop, Xueer said: "I will show you a 'spiritual bridge' with Zheng Shuang. This 'spiritual bridge' implies that the two people are connected with each other. Love depends on each other, love is eternal.
Moderator, please pay attention, after the 'Mind Bridge' comes out, it's up to you.See if your gum can fit in the middle of the bridge, then roll the gum over the bridge and let it melt!This is technical work! "
As soon as everyone heard it, they booed immediately: "What is the 'Spiritual Bridge'? Come on!"
Xue'er and Zheng Shuang embraced each other, Xue'er stuck out her tongue first, Zheng Shuang then stuck out her tongue, and put the tip of her tongue on the tip of Xue'er's tongue.
Everyone shouted: "Good! Good! Great!"
Dongmao's voice was even louder: "Two tongues become one tongue! Good! The host quickly put the gum in the middle of the tongue, and then roll it from one lip to the other..."
"Quickly play it! Play it right..." Everyone's booing still suppressed Dongmao's voice
Cher is really capable!In the blink of an eye, the difficult problem of examining the bride and groom was transformed into an examination of the host.
"The sugar should be put in the middle of the tongue! Put it right!" Everyone started shouting at the host.
Cher smiled and thought back to their wedding.
Xue'er's wedding is very grand in the cottage.Zhai Wang Wang not only invited all the mountain people, but also the leaders of the school district and the village.
Although Xue'er is a bride, she is not getting married, but recruiting relatives, so sending off relatives in the cottage has become welcoming relatives.
According to the conditions put forward by Zheng Shuang's parents, Zhai Wang Wang sent wine and meat to Zheng Shuang's parents' home on the night before their wedding.
Early the next morning, Zhai Wang sent the best cook in the cottage and a few hardworking mountain people to Zheng Shuang's home. They made delicacies from the wine and meat they had sent the night before, and asked Zheng Shuang's parents to entertain the man's relatives and friends.
After breakfast, the freshly dressed Zheng Shuang was ready to go into the mountains accompanied by a few friends selected by the man.
Zheng Shuang's side is seeing off relatives, and Xue'er's side is of course welcoming relatives.The people sent by the king of the village to welcome his relatives are all women.There are trumpeters in the team of sending off relatives.
The team was bustling and bustling, all the way to the cottage.When Zheng Shuang entered the village, he had to go up the knife mountain at the intersection of the village.
Going up the knife mountain is to step on the back of the knife with bare feet and walk through nine knives, and then cross the sea of fire, that is, jump over nine piles of fire, and return to one, which shows Zheng Shuang's wholeheartedness in Xue'er.
When they arrived at Xue'er's house, the suona team to welcome the relatives had already waited in front of the door, and beside the suona team was a cheerleading team composed of men, women and children.
The suona is blown, the firecrackers are fired, and the cheerleaders are shouted.The team of seeing off and welcoming relatives has a round of beating of gongs and drums, the sound of suona, and cheers mixed together, which is very lively.Xueer went out and took Zheng Shuang by the hand, and took the "bride" and the guests to the "groom"'s house.
Then, there is delicious food for all the guests.
After lunch, the team that saw off the relatives returned.When they returned, the Suona team from the welcoming side sent them out of the Shanzhaikou.Xueer's guests will stay for dinner.After drinking and eating, Zheng Shuang and Xueer began to worship.
After worshiping, enter the bridal chamber and make trouble in the bridal chamber.The most brilliant show in the bridal chamber is chewing gum on the bench.
The fragrant sugar is the sesame candy processed by the cottage itself. It is fragrant and sweet and melts easily.
The bridal chamber chooses a host.The host holds a stick in his hand, a thin thread is tied to the stick, and a grain of gum is tied to the thin thread.The rule is that the bride and groom eat the gum together.
The host shakes the sugar on the heads and mouths of the groom and the bride from time to time, sometimes high and sometimes low, and sometimes left and right.
Xueer and Zheng Shuang were the same as the bride and groom in the past. They followed Xiangtang and were made to keep shaking on the bench.
Xue'er has seen many newlyweds bite the gum and make a lot of jokes, some brides bit the groom's tongue, some grooms bit the bride's tongue, and some were eager to follow the gum, one turned his head and the other One person didn't stop the previous movement in time, and bit the other's ear with chewing gum.
The groom and the bride did not reach a tacit agreement, and the gum often became a prop for everyone to laugh.
What a smart woman Cher is!
She had discussed with Zheng Shuang a long time ago, not only to make everyone amuse and create a lively atmosphere, but also to come up with new tricks to make everyone admire.They agreed that at the end, they would put on an astonishing pose to make everyone applaud and excite everyone. Like a director, they would control the whole drama, and the little things would happen one after another. In the end, they would push the bridal chamber to the extreme, making the young men and women envious endlessly.
While leaving good memories for everyone, it also pushes the custom of bridal chamber to an elegant and warm ending, so that there will be no farce in the end.
The wedding proceeded according to the program Cher predicted.Xiangtang's swing, Xueer and Zheng Shuang's pursuit of Xiangtang set off one small incident after another.
After a few little girls appeared, when Xueer saw that everyone's expectations began to drop, Xueer said: "I will show you a 'spiritual bridge' with Zheng Shuang. This 'spiritual bridge' implies that the two people are connected with each other. Love depends on each other, love is eternal.
Moderator, please pay attention, after the 'Mind Bridge' comes out, it's up to you.See if your gum can fit in the middle of the bridge, then roll the gum over the bridge and let it melt!This is technical work! "
As soon as everyone heard it, they booed immediately: "What is the 'Spiritual Bridge'? Come on!"
Xue'er and Zheng Shuang embraced each other, Xue'er stuck out her tongue first, Zheng Shuang then stuck out her tongue, and put the tip of her tongue on the tip of Xue'er's tongue.
Everyone shouted: "Good! Good! Great!"
Dongmao's voice was even louder: "Two tongues become one tongue! Good! The host quickly put the gum in the middle of the tongue, and then roll it from one lip to the other..."
"Quickly play it! Play it right..." Everyone's booing still suppressed Dongmao's voice
Cher is really capable!In the blink of an eye, the difficult problem of examining the bride and groom was transformed into an examination of the host.
"The sugar should be put in the middle of the tongue! Put it right!" Everyone started shouting at the host.
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