Water Margin Survival

"Song Jiang, I call you your eighth-generation ancestor! How can I feel sorry for you, father?! I really blinded my dog's eyes and called you to be in power! It's not enough for you to sell me now, you have to kill me The back road, this is clearly going to kill me!"

Tian Hu was furious when he received the news in the Yamen of Xinzhou Mansion, and now he threw everything he saw, even the palace maids who acted as human backgrounds behind the throne were injured by him.At this time, Tian Hu's roar could be heard three streets away from the mansion.

Can he be in a hurry?Toyosu is his last escape route!From the map, this place is the junction of Song, Liao, and Xia. To the west, you can reach Xia, and to the north and east, it is the territory of the Khitan people. It is just the best place to seduce the two countries. The place, now it's all right, it's all over.

"I've heard that Shi Wengong, a worthless man, made a dung bucket general on Liangshan. At the beginning, I laughed at him for being shameless and shameless. I didn't know that I also had a shit-eating prime minister under my command. Zheng Zhirui, a useless piece of shit, can't be seen by 5000 dignified people. There are only 500 people living in Songjiang, but I was caught alive by that black man. Why are my subordinates so full of idiots? Alas, I have 500 million gold beads..."

Seeing that Tian Hu was still feeling sorry for the yellow and white things at this time, Fang Xuedu really didn't know what to say.But he didn't answer, and he was praised by others. What kind of father can teach what kind of son, Tian Hu's younger brother Tian Bao also joined in the fun at this time.

"Dong Ping is not a good guy! In his free time, he seduces girls from good families everywhere, even the beauties that the lonely king likes, and even uses your name to suppress me! Brother, I know they usually call me a fool! Chaos King, but I am your second brother after all, this Dong Ping doesn’t even look down on me! What does it mean? It means that this person has two hearts!”

"Crap, pull, pull your eggs! Did I tell you to talk? Did I tell you to talk! Ah!?" Tian Hu didn't want to see his second brother at all, and he would look for trouble if he had nothing to do, and even worse if something happened, he was polite on the outside Everyone called him "King of Chaos", and directly called him "Silly Leopard".At this moment, Tian Hu became more and more angry, and just being fueled by this fellow, he became even more angry, "What am I talking about?! What are you talking about?! I'm discussing military affairs with Fang Taiwei, what kind of woman are you talking about? No girl? Don’t you fucking rob women? There are two more than me, don’t think I don’t know anything!”

There are more wives and concubines in the family than the eldest brother who is the emperor, and this has always been something that Tian Bao is proud of. He thought Tian Hu was busy with big things, but he didn't know about these small things. It's just that I still feel unconvinced in my heart, and boldly said:

"Brother, if you scold me, scold me, don't bring our mother with you! She didn't offend you, and she suffered when she gave birth to you! Brother, we are all good men, so we should find outsiders to vent our anger! Dong Ping, who is eating inside and out, colluding with Song Jiang to openly rebel, you give me a hundred thousand elite soldiers, and I will go out in person, and vent this bad breath for you!"

Tian Hu was so annoyed by this treasure that he laughed. He pointed at his kin and brothers but couldn't say a word for a while. Fang Xuedu hurried out to smooth things over. No one took him in. It was His Majesty who extended a helping hand in his difficulties, which made him what he is today. This time, he and Song Jiang are in collusion, betraying the master and turning to the enemy. The villain has already concocted a way to concoct him, please don't worry, Your Majesty!"

"Taiwei, Taiwei, what can you do, tell me!" Tian Bao is a fool, who was scolded by Tian Hu just now, but now he chases Fang Xuedu like a normal person.But yes, if he wakes up a little bit, the brotherhood with Tian Hu will not be maintained. Who can bear Tian Hu's insults like a normal person?

Fang Xuedu was determined to reconcile the two, and he didn't buy into it. He said directly: "I know Dong Ping's details best. The boss he offended in Xiqing Mansion back then was Wang Ting. This Wang Ting is Tong Guan's confidant and beloved general. He voted for Tong Guan now, can he still be good? I will write a few more secret letters, deliberately let Song Jun pick them up, and give him some information. Even if Dong Ping will not die in the future, he will also shed a layer of skin!"

"It's okay, it's just that this plan is too slow, I can't wait for this thief to die quickly!" Tian Hu's revenge seems to be very strong.

"Your Majesty, the top priority is neither Dong Ping nor Song Jiang, but whether we can find a way out!" Fang Xuedu advised.Seeing the pensive look on Tian Hu's face, Fang Xuedu knelt down on his knees, and took advantage of the moment to plead guilty: "From the news brought back by the deserters, we can see that Song Jiang had planned to plot a rebellion long ago, and later married his sister to seduce Dong Ping, The villain didn't detect what this guy was planning beforehand, it's all due to my humble minister's blind eyes, who forcibly recruited this person into the country, and now it has caused a catastrophe, the minister's heart is terrified, and I ask your Majesty to take heavy responsibility!"

Tian Hu is a bit insane at the moment, but he still has some counts in his heart. Now he has been betrayed by Song Guo, but the mastermind kneeling in front of him is more or less doing his best, how can he be blamed?It happened that he had just vented his emotions on Tian Bao, and it wouldn't help if he let his temper go.I saw Tian Hu took a deep breath, gradually regained his composure, and raised his hands in relief: "Fang Aiqing, I have long seen that Song Jiang is a rebellious villain, but you don't listen to me, What should I do? Now that we have reached this point, it is useless to blame you. In fact, I should also be responsible, after all, I did not resolutely stop you at the beginning!"

"Your Majesty, it's all the villain's fault!" Fang Xuedu felt weird when he saw Tian Hu blame himself for the first time. It won't really do anything to him, but the current behavior of taking responsibility actively is simply unprecedented.

"Aiqing, don't say anything like this in the future! You and I should make a living and find a way out in the future!" Tian Hu wanted to be as calm as possible, but no matter what expression he made on his sad face, he seemed awkward. Even in the smile, there is bitterness.

As the saying goes, "The Lord humiliates the official to death", Fang Xuedu, the Taiwei in front of the palace, has not received his salary for a full year, but his friendship with Tian Hu is extraordinary, and seeing the Lord like this, he also felt something in his heart. With a feeling of sadness, he calmed down, met Tian Hu's expectant eyes and said: "Originally, we withdrew to Fengzhou, intending to use Xixia to take the Khitan people, so as to finally settle in the Liao Kingdom. Right now, these two roads are extremely difficult and dangerous!"

"What? Didn't the envoy of the Liao Kingdom be very positive and welcome us to retreat to the border of the Liao Kingdom? If I hadn't waited for him to make a clear decree to announce it to the world, I might really not use him!"

Tian Hu couldn't help but wonder when he heard this.The reason why Fengzhou is his last escape route is not to say that he has nowhere to go right now.Anyway, the cunning rabbit still has three caves, let alone him, Tian Hu?Just turn north from Xinzhou and pass through Daizhou to reach Yingzhou controlled by the Khitan people, and turn northwest to pass through the Ninghua Army to reach Wuzhou controlled by the Khitan people. There is no doubt that there is a political appeal in the vote.

One seller, two buyers, of course, attracting the buyer to bid is the most beneficial situation for the seller, not to mention the sincerity of the Xixia people, and I hope that my grandmother, who is the position of the commander of the army (roughly equivalent to the Song Jinglue Division, demarcated an area, put on horses to manage the army, and dismounted to manage the people) to sweep the couch and wait.If it was before Tian Hu proclaimed himself emperor, he might have taken refuge in Xixia, but now that he threw off his arms and made a big fuss, he has a higher vision and feels that Xixia has fallen. If you want to descend to the Song Dynasty again, why bother?Therefore, his most enamored target is actually the Khitan people.The party members are just props he uses to lower the price.

As Tian Hu's confidant, Fang Xuedu didn't know Tian Hu's thoughts, but he had to say something: "Your Majesty, I feel that the Khitan people's reaction is very unreasonable, I'm afraid it's unreliable! The state sent envoys to the Liao Kingdom to negotiate a large number of cavalry crossing the border to attack the Song Army. Your Majesty, think about it, this team of cavalry is not the Liao army at all. The emperor of the Liao Kingdom was taken advantage of for no reason, so why did he actively urge us to enter the country? The author said, if there is no thorough agreement with the Liao Kingdom, Zhao Ji, that cowardly bird, dare to continue to use troops against us?"

Tian Hu is not an idiot, he couldn't help taking a deep breath when he heard the words, and said after a while: "Damn it, he wants to lure us all in, and then close the door and beat the dog!"

"The emperor of the Liao Kingdom is sullen. The key point is that our bodies are bulging, which makes people jealous! We have news from our secret workers who ambushed in Tokyo. It seems that a group of barbarians have come out from somewhere in the Liao Kingdom, and they are chasing the Khitans. It was a great fight, this Yelu Yanxi is probably trying to find a way to make money, and put his wishful thinking on us! When the time comes to rob us and send them back, we will be ashamed and thrown to Fanbang!"

Fang Xuedu gently rubbed his temples, looking very tired. He didn't know how sure his guess was, but he always felt that behind the seemingly enthusiastic smiles of the Khitan people, there was an ulterior secret.

"What the hell, is there anyone more barbaric than the Khitan people? According to me, killing these Liao people is the best! A group of people who raise horses and live in tents have so many schemes, how dare they plot against us!" It's a bit of a city, but Tian Bao can't bear it at all. After cursing, he said cautiously:

"Brother, although the Xixia Temple is small, it has the most sincerity! It also gave us territory, and promised not to scatter our brothers. Except that you will not be called emperor, and I will not be called king, there is nothing to lose! Besides, it will be almost a year. Oh, and I didn’t see you saying “望” in every sentence, actually I think you are the most heroic when you call yourself “Lao Tzu”!”

"Dream your daydream, Dong thief's group of people are all strong and strong men selected from ten out of ten, Dong Ping is a capable man, otherwise how can I put him in Fengzhou?" This living treasure brother, Tian Hu is already habitually angry.

"What Your Majesty said is true. Liu Zhongwu's troops of the conquest army are approaching Lanzhou, and they are very close to Fengzhou. We have to mobilize all the troops to go there now, and I'm afraid we won't be able to make it in time!" Fang Xuedu shook his head and sighed, "When the time comes to face the coalition formed by the rebels and the Song army with a tired army, the odds of winning are almost..."

"I can't go to Liao, and I can't go to Xixia either. Could it be that I died here?" Tian Hu was very annoyed when he heard this.Although the Song Dynasty raised the banner of recruiting surrender and accepting rebellion, it is obvious that the other Tian clan is definitely not among the objects of pardon.

Fang Xuedu took a meaningful look at Tian Hu. He didn't know whether the next plan was a bad idea, but now the Great Jin Kingdom was at the end of its rope. A dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor.

After taking a deep breath, Fang Xuedu finally threw out the names of the two people, "These two people are both top-ranking characters in Taishan Beidou in the green forest of the Song Dynasty, and their words are more credible than the stupid kings of Song and Liao. , as long as these two people open their mouths, oh no, to be precise, the one in front, as long as he is willing to accept us, His Majesty will not be poisoned by Song Ting!"

"Then don't ask him!? Fang Aiqing, no, Brother Fang, you go in person, and you tell him that no matter what the conditions, I, Tian Hu, will agree to him! Ah yes, the Chuanguo Yuxi was deceived by the Khitan people, You told him that I was the one who felt sorry for him when he was outside Lingzhou city! But...but I still have money! I am very rich!" (to be continued~^~)