Planar martial arts myth

() "Wei Xiaobao?" The bustard couldn't help frowning slightly, and murmured in a doubtful tone.

"What? Don't you have someone like this here?" Ling Muyun couldn't help feeling tense, and asked hastily. <If there is no Wei Xiaobao in the courtyard, then things will be troublesome, because it means that he will not be able to take advantage of knowing the plot.If the main character is gone, then what's the plot?

Fortunately, Ling Muyun's worries did not come true, the old bustard was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly said: "Oh, did you say Xiaobao's surname is Hua!" They all called him after Xiaobao and Xiaobao, and didn't pay attention to what his last name was. That's why the old bustard was in a daze at first, and didn't react for a while. It's only because Ling Muyun asked too formally.

"What? Master Ling, did that little bastard, Xiaobao, make you angry? I'll ask him to come out and make amends to you, so that you can calm down." The bustard went upstairs without waiting for Ling Muyun to answer. He shouted: "Xiaobao, you little bastard who caused trouble all the time, gray grandson, let me get out!"But since everyone has shouted at home, he can just meet him by the way, but one thing is certain, since Wei Xiaobao is still the gray grandson in this Lichun courtyard, the plot of Lu Ding has not yet begun. He should still have time to prepare.

"Come on, come on, mom, what did you call me this early in the morning? I still have a lot of work to do, if you delay, you can't scold me later."

While talking, a thin and small figure came out from inside, Ling Muyun followed the sound, and saw that it was a child of twelve or thirteen years old, not tall, with a small head and face, although he could not be called It's ugly, but it's definitely not handsome. It can only be said to be ordinary, except for a pair of eyes that are rolling around, giving off a sense of shrewdness and cunning.

Ling Muyun couldn't help sighing inwardly, this is really unpredictable, who would have thought that such an unattractive little guy would later become a high-ranking official and have a beautiful family like a flower, which would stir up the situation even more?

Just when Ling Muyun's thoughts were spinning, the old bustard had rushed forward to shake his hands and gave Wei Xiaobao a big ears, cursing: "You little bastard, why did you offend Young Master Ling? Let the family look for it. Come to the door, why don't you kowtow and apologize to Young Master Ling!"

Wei Xiaobao became anxious immediately, covered his cheeks and jumped up and shouted: "Mom, what are you doing? When did I mess with this guy? Why did you hit me without asking indiscriminately?"

"You little bastard, how dare you talk hard to me, Young Master Ling? If you didn't cause trouble and offend the family, the family would come to you? What do you think you are!" the old bustard said. Go up and beat Wei Xiaobao again.

When Wei Xiaobao saw that the bustard was going to beat him again, he ran away without running too far, and circled around the neighborhood, shouting as he ran, "Hey, hey, mom, if you have something to say, don't move your hands." No, I'm not the girl in your yard, I'm a performer, you can't take advantage of me casually!"

"You little bastard, do you have a fart to sell? Your hair hasn't even grown yet, and my mother will be so thin that I can wipe your oil? Stop me, if it wasn't for my mother's kindness to give you food, you would still be able to grow So big? You are lucky, you dare to talk back to my old lady and go around in circles before your wings grow hard! Today, my old lady, I must teach you a lesson, or you will have to die!" The old bust chased and beat me angrily. It's just that where can I catch up?

Seeing this, Ling Muyun hugged his shoulders and looked at it with great interest. He had come into contact with either high-ranking gangsters or martial arts heroes before. He had never set foot in this land of fireworks, and it was the first time he had seen a strange child like Wei Xiaobao. So I became interested for a while, and I was not in a hurry to dissuade him, but I was happy to watch the excitement.

I saw that Wei Xiaobao made a face at the madam while running: "Mom, how do you know that my hair is not fully grown yet? Did you peep at me taking a bath? Let's make it clear, don't want to eat me like an old cow!" Tender Grass, even if I want to dedicate myself, I have to dedicate myself to the young and beautiful flower girl, and I have no interest in your old family!"

"You little bastard, dare to call me an old cow, see if I don't call you in and kill you little bastard!" The bastard was so angry that her face was flushed, she stopped and made a gesture to call out. <The situation in the courtyard is naturally clear. I know that there are a lot of thugs in the Lichun courtyard, in case they run into troublemakers or vandals.If those thugs were really called out, then he would have to be severely punished.

Seeing that he was not running away, the madam twisted her out-of-shape waist and came to Wei Xiaobao's body, and twisted his ears: "You little bastard, you dare to make fun of my old lady, you are so courageous, you Can't you run? Run for me again!"

"Oh, oh, mother, please be gentle, be gentle!" Wei Xiaobao endured the pain and begged for mercy, "I don't even know who my father is, I'm just a little bastard! You don't want to get angry with a little bastard like me No? You have a lot of money, so you treat me like a fart, and you can let me go if you raise your ass!"

The old bustard twisted back and forth a few times until Wei Xiaobao's ears turned red, then he let go of his hand coaxingly, and said: "Little bastard, if you don't hit the roof tiles for three days, you are a thief who owes you a lesson. Give me a lesson. To be honest, how did you offend Young Master Ling?"

Wei Xiaobao said with a sad face: "Mom, I really don't know, I have never met Young Master Ling before, how could I offend him?"

Seeing this scene, Ling Muyun knew that it was time for him to speak, so he smiled and said to the old bustard: "Okay, mother, just let him go, he really didn't offend me, I just heard that your Lichun courtyard has He is such a guy, not only does he do things neatly for his cleverness, but he can also play good dice. You also know that I am a good gambler except for a good girl, so I heard that there is such a guy in your yard If you are a talented person, you just want to see him."

"So that's how it is. I thought this little bastard had caused me trouble outside again, but you made a fool of me, Young Master Ling."

Hearing Ling Muyun's words, Wei Xiaobao suddenly came alive again: "Mom, have you looked at it? Young Master Ling knows that I, Xiaobao, is a great talent, but you just don't know what that is, yes, Those with eyes that don't recognize gold and white jade don't take my little treasure seriously."

Ling Muyun chuckled: "That's called blindness to gold and jade."

"Yes, if you don't see gold inlaid with jade, you treat someone as talented as me, Xiaobao, as a piece of dirt, and you waste all of my talent in vain." Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "Oh, this is really a thousand-mile horse. Yes, that’s what Le Bu Chang has o!”

"Bole!"

"Yes, Bole." Wei Xiaobao nodded sharply, and then said to the madam: "Look, mother, Young Master Ling even said that I am a thousand-mile horse, but you treat me like an ordinary mule and livestock, and Cheng Yao endlessly orders me around." , the rough and dirty work that is not on the table, it is simply violent... What is violent?"

Ling Muyun couldn't help but patted himself on the forehead, this Wei Xiaobao is really top-notch, he is obviously ignorant, he has to learn how to be educated, he even quotes scriptures, but he doesn't have any ink in his stomach to say inaccurate, he can only make fun of him, but I still feel super good about myself, he is just helping him to say the whole thing, when did you say that he is a Maxima?

However, the bustard was obviously already familiar with Wei Xiaobao's temperament, and he was not moved by Wei Xiaobao's words at all, and cursed: "Little bastard, don't put gold on your face, you are also worthy of being called Maxima? There is nothing wrong with it." Two meats are not qualified to be a breeding stallion!"

Ling Muyun couldn't help rolling his eyes, this is a bad statement, Wei Xiaobao may not be qualified for other things, but he is definitely a top stallion, it has been proven by the facts, from the royal sister slave king, down to the pure loli , all-encompassing, as far as the means of picking up girls, it is definitely the number one in the world of Jin Daxia, whether it is the handsome middle-aged man Duan Zhengchun, or the young prostitute Ouyang Ke, they can only bow down to him when they meet him!Of course, the bustard didn't know about these things, otherwise she would never have treated Wei Xiaobao with such an attitude.

"Master Ling, you have also watched this kid, do you have any orders?" After scolding Wei Xiaobao, the old bustard turned around and asked Ling Muyun with a smile.

"My young master was just curious for a while, and there's nothing else to do now."

"Master Ling is as long as he is satisfied." The bustard smiled and nodded, then turned to Wei Xiaobao and shouted: "Listen, there is nothing wrong with you, you bastard, why don't you go back to Qianzhuo!"

"You are the one who told me to come out, now you are the one who told me to go back, isn't this playing with me? He nainai, this old bastard..." Wei Xiaobao turned and walked back, mouth He muttered impurely.

Although the old bustard didn't understand what Wei Xiaobao said, she also guessed that it was not a good thing, and shouted: "Little bastard, what are you talking about? Let me explain clearly to my mother!"

"It's nothing, Mom, I just mean that you are really kind to me. Knowing that I am weak, you specially let me do a little more work to exercise my body. If I have a future, I will never forget your kindness!"

Wei Xiaobao said something playfully, and then ran in.