Through the Qin Dynasty, I am the first emperor
Chapter 1 Lao Tzu is the First Emperor
(' "Ying Zheng, you are too despicable, get up quickly." A sharp female voice sounded, and she pulled the man sleeping next to her with her hand.
"Why am I despicable?" Ying Zheng, who was sleepy, opened his eyes, looked at the pretty woman in front of him with some aftertaste, glanced at the two fleshy balls on her chest, and looked intoxicated. color.
"You said this is a famous Patek Philippe watch?" The woman looked at the watch in her hand frantically, and looked at Ying Zheng's handsome face with resentment, wishing to slap him a few times.
"It belongs to Patek Philippe?" Ying Zheng rubbed his eyes, stretched, and yawned.
"Bah, I called and asked just now, and they said that there is no Patek Philippe watch of this model at all." The woman was completely naked, without any shyness on her face, as if you continued to pretend, wishing to bite this shameless man a few times.
"Oh, look at my memory. This is an imitation Patek Philippe watch. I forgot to tell you that it's a copycat version. I'm so sorry." Ying Zheng smiled with a hint of guilt on his handsome face.
"Then you lied to me about the hundreds of acres of mansion?" The woman questioned in disbelief as she looked at the shameless man in front of her.
"Of course I didn't lie to you. It's true. My family has hundreds of acres of fertile land, with mountains and rivers behind it. The scenery is picturesque. If you build a few small tile-roofed houses and put up walls, it will be no less than the world's top mansions. " Ying Zheng said without blushing.
"You..." The woman almost went crazy. She originally thought that she had caught a wealthy son-in-law. She served him so hard last night and tried her best to tie up this man, but now her dream seems to be shattered.
"Then you lied to me when you said that the deposits are all followed by 0?" Seemingly unwilling to give up a glimmer of hope, he continued to ask.
"I never lie, everything is the truth, my deposit is all 0! Isn't your deposit all 0?" Ying Zheng looked at the woman as if he was looking at an idiot, and picked up the bedside table. I lit a pack of red pandas, and spit out a smoke ring, but my heart was bleeding, Nima, I paid for a meal!
The woman was overjoyed at first, and then her face was covered with frost. After hearing the meaning of Ying Zheng's words, she kept the last bit of reason and said, "What about your sports car?" Her voice was a little numb, although she had already guessed it in her heart. Seven seven eight eight, but still do not want to believe.
"Sports car! No, my buddy got married yesterday, and I just drove one out of the garage. It's not easy these days! This outfit is the Armani brand-name suit that I rented for 300 yuan a day, but It's really dark." Ying Zheng said with a face full of pain.
"You bastard, hum." The woman dressed as quickly as possible, slammed the door and left, leaving Ying Zheng with a mean smile in the room, puffing.
Yingzheng is a complete slut in Huaxia. He graduated from the countryside and came to Shanghai, an international metropolis. After several years of hard work, he failed to achieve anything. Facing the disappointment of his parents, he suffered for a while, and finally became an ordinary car repairman. Worker.
His parents had hoped for his son to become a dragon, and finally supported him to finish college, but now the job competition is too cruel, and for a graduate, experience is fatal.
And he is a person with lofty ideals, and he has been to work in several companies, but he can't make it low, and he can't get high. He comes and goes as soon as he is called, and is always inferior to others.
His name was also changed by himself. His original name was Ying Feng, but he admired Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, so he changed his name to Ying Zheng.Although he was often teased by others, he didn't care about that. His greatest ideal in this life was to be like Qin Shihuang, a man who stood upright.
Now the country is prosperous and the people are safe and harmonious society. He is not a terrorist. He wants to do a cause that contributes to the society and the development and prosperity of the motherland. Like Qin Shihuang, he does something that has far-reaching influence throughout the ages. He is a full patriot. teenager.
Ying Zheng put on his clothes and checked out the room in the hotel lobby. His body was in great pain. He gave a thousand oceans, but only got back 112, 888 yuan a night. One-third of his salary this month was wasted.Before leaving, I felt that I was at a loss. I chatted with the girl at the cash register for a long time before I got the mobile phone number of the beautiful girl at the front desk. I felt a little more balanced before I left coquettishly.Although he is very intoxicated with this kind of drunken life, he has his own principles, and he will not let this kind of money-worshiping woman come to her door automatically.Every time he drives a famous car to bars and other entertainment venues, there are many such pretty women who are automatically hooked. He is not a saint, and he has no reason to refuse this kind of meat that is delivered to his mouth.
Ever since his girlfriend disliked him for being worthless and incompetent, and ran away with other men, he has been obsessed with such a life of singing and singing every night, drunk and dreaming.Rich people have their own ways of living, and poor people have their own ways of living.
It is often said that when the poor can no longer afford to live in this rich society, there is nothing he dare not do. Ying Zheng disagrees. With 1000 yuan for living expenses, the rest is enough for him to squander.
After leaving the hotel and standing in front of the white sports car, Ying Zheng felt a little envious, but he was not jealous. A person with a strong heart would never suspect that he would live a life of poverty.
Opening the car door, Ying Zheng sat in it, started the engine, and drove away in dust. He went straight to the garage all the way, because he realized that he was going to be late for work, and if the boss came, he would be finished.That stingy boss, it's okay to scold him a few words, I'm afraid he will take the opportunity to deduct his wages, this has happened many times.
A gust of breeze blew in from the window, Ying Zheng hummed a little song, drove the car with concentration, and muttered to himself; "Damn, the life of the rich is really different."
Suddenly, the distant sky was dyed golden light, and the bright golden light shocked Ying Zheng who was driving. He stepped on the brakes a few times, slowed down and stopped, and looked at the golden sky ahead in a daze; Meteor shower? Didn't you hear the news report?"
The golden light became brighter and brighter, like a golden sun rising, Ying Zheng's eyes widened immediately, a golden ball with a long golden tail, smashed straight at his windshield come over.
"Ah! Damn, what kind of evil did this do! Could it be because I broke the hearts of thousands of girls?" Ying Zheng's last thought flashed through his mind, and he lost consciousness.
I do not know how long it has been.
"Prime Minister Li, it is a good thing for you and me that the second son will inherit the throne. If the eldest son is allowed to help Su succeed, I am afraid that he will be the first one to take you to the throne. You should think about it clearly." A sharp voice came from the side.
"Prime Minister Li?" Ying Zheng's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he is making a movie?Shouldn't I be in the hospital?
"The traitor is so courageous. To change His Majesty's last edict without permission is a serious crime to punish the nine clans." Another weak voice sounded, but the words were impassioned and extremely serious.
"Li Si, don't be ungrateful. Your Majesty has passed away. If you don't read out the will, you will die without a place to bury you." The sharp voice threatened with anger.
"Zhao Gao, I am the Prime Minister of the Great Qin Dynasty. Even a small eunuch dares to threaten the truth, and I don't know whether to live or die."
"Li Si? Zhao Gao?" Ying Zheng felt his body jolt a little, as if he was on a moving object, and he was very confused, but he didn't dare to open his eyes. Could it be that he was filming the scene of Qin Shihuang's death on the east tour?Nima film dealer is too bad?When you die?Is there a friendship show?
Thinking of this, Ying Zheng was instantly annoyed, sat up and shouted, "Shut up."
As if they had seen a ghost, the two of them knelt down suddenly, terrified; "Your Majesty?" It took only a moment to react and shouted loudly; "Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live."
There was a gleam of joy on Li Si's face. He was very pleased that His Majesty was not dead. He knelt there and lowered his head, not daring to look directly.
Zhao Gao was terrified, his body was trembling non-stop.
Ying Zheng looked around, frowning, the neighing of horses outside, and the sound of neat steps revealed the aura of iron and blood killing.
"Nimma, are you so serious about making movies? The level of domestic movies has been greatly improved? What about the director? Let him come out, he is really a bad guy." Ying Zheng immediately got off the couch inlaid with gold rims and looked around.
"Damn? Movie? Director?" The two looked at each other, looking at each other, not knowing what to say, but under His Majesty's majesty, they bowed their heads and dared not answer. They couldn't understand what His Majesty said, so they could only be terrified.
"Damn it, the acting is so realistic! Why haven't you seen you before? I don't know how much better your acting skills are than those half-stars." Ying Zheng said with a smile on his face, unconsciously.
"Your Majesty, I have a play." Li Si raised his head, bowed to Ying Zheng, and gave Zhao Gao a hard look.Although he didn't understand what His Majesty meant, he still didn't dare to have the slightest doubt.
"Come on, tell your directors to come out quickly, what are you pretending to be! I'm not stupid." Ying Zheng walked up to the two of them, looked at them, and showed that you had been exposed.
"Your Majesty, Li Si really has a play. Your Majesty, please put state affairs and society first." Li Si didn't dare to show the slightest expression on his face, but said in a very serious voice with a look of respect.
"Damn! The classical Chinese is so good? Are you really called Li Si?" Ying Zheng was really confused when he saw the respectful expression on the other side.
"If it's true, doesn't it mean that Your Majesty doesn't know Li Si?" Li Si also showed a puzzled look on his face, and he finally understood a sentence.
"Don't lie to me, or I'll beat you to death." Ying Zheng's face showed a dignified look, no longer a playful smile, but a serious expression.
"I dare not, Your Majesty is mighty, I dare not have the slightest sympathy, if your majesty does not believe in me, I will die to show my loyalty to the emperor." Li Si kowtowed his head in fear, he did not doubt His Majesty's words at all.
"Huh?" Seeing Li Si's kowtow and trembling body, Ying Zheng was really hurt, and he looked at Zhao Gao who bowed his head and trembled; "Are you Zhao Gao?"
"Your Majesty, the slave should die, the slave should die." Zhao Gao shuddered when he heard Ying Zheng's words, and knocked his head vigorously, the wooden board was stained red with blood.
"Damn, is it true?" Ying Zheng really had some doubts. He ignored the two of them, walked to the huge car window, raised the curtain, was dumbfounded, and said in a voice of disbelief; Emperor Qin Shihuang?"');
"Why am I despicable?" Ying Zheng, who was sleepy, opened his eyes, looked at the pretty woman in front of him with some aftertaste, glanced at the two fleshy balls on her chest, and looked intoxicated. color.
"You said this is a famous Patek Philippe watch?" The woman looked at the watch in her hand frantically, and looked at Ying Zheng's handsome face with resentment, wishing to slap him a few times.
"It belongs to Patek Philippe?" Ying Zheng rubbed his eyes, stretched, and yawned.
"Bah, I called and asked just now, and they said that there is no Patek Philippe watch of this model at all." The woman was completely naked, without any shyness on her face, as if you continued to pretend, wishing to bite this shameless man a few times.
"Oh, look at my memory. This is an imitation Patek Philippe watch. I forgot to tell you that it's a copycat version. I'm so sorry." Ying Zheng smiled with a hint of guilt on his handsome face.
"Then you lied to me about the hundreds of acres of mansion?" The woman questioned in disbelief as she looked at the shameless man in front of her.
"Of course I didn't lie to you. It's true. My family has hundreds of acres of fertile land, with mountains and rivers behind it. The scenery is picturesque. If you build a few small tile-roofed houses and put up walls, it will be no less than the world's top mansions. " Ying Zheng said without blushing.
"You..." The woman almost went crazy. She originally thought that she had caught a wealthy son-in-law. She served him so hard last night and tried her best to tie up this man, but now her dream seems to be shattered.
"Then you lied to me when you said that the deposits are all followed by 0?" Seemingly unwilling to give up a glimmer of hope, he continued to ask.
"I never lie, everything is the truth, my deposit is all 0! Isn't your deposit all 0?" Ying Zheng looked at the woman as if he was looking at an idiot, and picked up the bedside table. I lit a pack of red pandas, and spit out a smoke ring, but my heart was bleeding, Nima, I paid for a meal!
The woman was overjoyed at first, and then her face was covered with frost. After hearing the meaning of Ying Zheng's words, she kept the last bit of reason and said, "What about your sports car?" Her voice was a little numb, although she had already guessed it in her heart. Seven seven eight eight, but still do not want to believe.
"Sports car! No, my buddy got married yesterday, and I just drove one out of the garage. It's not easy these days! This outfit is the Armani brand-name suit that I rented for 300 yuan a day, but It's really dark." Ying Zheng said with a face full of pain.
"You bastard, hum." The woman dressed as quickly as possible, slammed the door and left, leaving Ying Zheng with a mean smile in the room, puffing.
Yingzheng is a complete slut in Huaxia. He graduated from the countryside and came to Shanghai, an international metropolis. After several years of hard work, he failed to achieve anything. Facing the disappointment of his parents, he suffered for a while, and finally became an ordinary car repairman. Worker.
His parents had hoped for his son to become a dragon, and finally supported him to finish college, but now the job competition is too cruel, and for a graduate, experience is fatal.
And he is a person with lofty ideals, and he has been to work in several companies, but he can't make it low, and he can't get high. He comes and goes as soon as he is called, and is always inferior to others.
His name was also changed by himself. His original name was Ying Feng, but he admired Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, so he changed his name to Ying Zheng.Although he was often teased by others, he didn't care about that. His greatest ideal in this life was to be like Qin Shihuang, a man who stood upright.
Now the country is prosperous and the people are safe and harmonious society. He is not a terrorist. He wants to do a cause that contributes to the society and the development and prosperity of the motherland. Like Qin Shihuang, he does something that has far-reaching influence throughout the ages. He is a full patriot. teenager.
Ying Zheng put on his clothes and checked out the room in the hotel lobby. His body was in great pain. He gave a thousand oceans, but only got back 112, 888 yuan a night. One-third of his salary this month was wasted.Before leaving, I felt that I was at a loss. I chatted with the girl at the cash register for a long time before I got the mobile phone number of the beautiful girl at the front desk. I felt a little more balanced before I left coquettishly.Although he is very intoxicated with this kind of drunken life, he has his own principles, and he will not let this kind of money-worshiping woman come to her door automatically.Every time he drives a famous car to bars and other entertainment venues, there are many such pretty women who are automatically hooked. He is not a saint, and he has no reason to refuse this kind of meat that is delivered to his mouth.
Ever since his girlfriend disliked him for being worthless and incompetent, and ran away with other men, he has been obsessed with such a life of singing and singing every night, drunk and dreaming.Rich people have their own ways of living, and poor people have their own ways of living.
It is often said that when the poor can no longer afford to live in this rich society, there is nothing he dare not do. Ying Zheng disagrees. With 1000 yuan for living expenses, the rest is enough for him to squander.
After leaving the hotel and standing in front of the white sports car, Ying Zheng felt a little envious, but he was not jealous. A person with a strong heart would never suspect that he would live a life of poverty.
Opening the car door, Ying Zheng sat in it, started the engine, and drove away in dust. He went straight to the garage all the way, because he realized that he was going to be late for work, and if the boss came, he would be finished.That stingy boss, it's okay to scold him a few words, I'm afraid he will take the opportunity to deduct his wages, this has happened many times.
A gust of breeze blew in from the window, Ying Zheng hummed a little song, drove the car with concentration, and muttered to himself; "Damn, the life of the rich is really different."
Suddenly, the distant sky was dyed golden light, and the bright golden light shocked Ying Zheng who was driving. He stepped on the brakes a few times, slowed down and stopped, and looked at the golden sky ahead in a daze; Meteor shower? Didn't you hear the news report?"
The golden light became brighter and brighter, like a golden sun rising, Ying Zheng's eyes widened immediately, a golden ball with a long golden tail, smashed straight at his windshield come over.
"Ah! Damn, what kind of evil did this do! Could it be because I broke the hearts of thousands of girls?" Ying Zheng's last thought flashed through his mind, and he lost consciousness.
I do not know how long it has been.
"Prime Minister Li, it is a good thing for you and me that the second son will inherit the throne. If the eldest son is allowed to help Su succeed, I am afraid that he will be the first one to take you to the throne. You should think about it clearly." A sharp voice came from the side.
"Prime Minister Li?" Ying Zheng's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he is making a movie?Shouldn't I be in the hospital?
"The traitor is so courageous. To change His Majesty's last edict without permission is a serious crime to punish the nine clans." Another weak voice sounded, but the words were impassioned and extremely serious.
"Li Si, don't be ungrateful. Your Majesty has passed away. If you don't read out the will, you will die without a place to bury you." The sharp voice threatened with anger.
"Zhao Gao, I am the Prime Minister of the Great Qin Dynasty. Even a small eunuch dares to threaten the truth, and I don't know whether to live or die."
"Li Si? Zhao Gao?" Ying Zheng felt his body jolt a little, as if he was on a moving object, and he was very confused, but he didn't dare to open his eyes. Could it be that he was filming the scene of Qin Shihuang's death on the east tour?Nima film dealer is too bad?When you die?Is there a friendship show?
Thinking of this, Ying Zheng was instantly annoyed, sat up and shouted, "Shut up."
As if they had seen a ghost, the two of them knelt down suddenly, terrified; "Your Majesty?" It took only a moment to react and shouted loudly; "Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live."
There was a gleam of joy on Li Si's face. He was very pleased that His Majesty was not dead. He knelt there and lowered his head, not daring to look directly.
Zhao Gao was terrified, his body was trembling non-stop.
Ying Zheng looked around, frowning, the neighing of horses outside, and the sound of neat steps revealed the aura of iron and blood killing.
"Nimma, are you so serious about making movies? The level of domestic movies has been greatly improved? What about the director? Let him come out, he is really a bad guy." Ying Zheng immediately got off the couch inlaid with gold rims and looked around.
"Damn? Movie? Director?" The two looked at each other, looking at each other, not knowing what to say, but under His Majesty's majesty, they bowed their heads and dared not answer. They couldn't understand what His Majesty said, so they could only be terrified.
"Damn it, the acting is so realistic! Why haven't you seen you before? I don't know how much better your acting skills are than those half-stars." Ying Zheng said with a smile on his face, unconsciously.
"Your Majesty, I have a play." Li Si raised his head, bowed to Ying Zheng, and gave Zhao Gao a hard look.Although he didn't understand what His Majesty meant, he still didn't dare to have the slightest doubt.
"Come on, tell your directors to come out quickly, what are you pretending to be! I'm not stupid." Ying Zheng walked up to the two of them, looked at them, and showed that you had been exposed.
"Your Majesty, Li Si really has a play. Your Majesty, please put state affairs and society first." Li Si didn't dare to show the slightest expression on his face, but said in a very serious voice with a look of respect.
"Damn! The classical Chinese is so good? Are you really called Li Si?" Ying Zheng was really confused when he saw the respectful expression on the other side.
"If it's true, doesn't it mean that Your Majesty doesn't know Li Si?" Li Si also showed a puzzled look on his face, and he finally understood a sentence.
"Don't lie to me, or I'll beat you to death." Ying Zheng's face showed a dignified look, no longer a playful smile, but a serious expression.
"I dare not, Your Majesty is mighty, I dare not have the slightest sympathy, if your majesty does not believe in me, I will die to show my loyalty to the emperor." Li Si kowtowed his head in fear, he did not doubt His Majesty's words at all.
"Huh?" Seeing Li Si's kowtow and trembling body, Ying Zheng was really hurt, and he looked at Zhao Gao who bowed his head and trembled; "Are you Zhao Gao?"
"Your Majesty, the slave should die, the slave should die." Zhao Gao shuddered when he heard Ying Zheng's words, and knocked his head vigorously, the wooden board was stained red with blood.
"Damn, is it true?" Ying Zheng really had some doubts. He ignored the two of them, walked to the huge car window, raised the curtain, was dumbfounded, and said in a voice of disbelief; Emperor Qin Shihuang?"');
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