Assistant God of Life in Another World

('Fang Tian has always been worried and concerned about the reactions of those high-powered people. At this time, seeing those hidden turbulent undercurrents quietly dissipate, he finally breathed a long sigh of relief, and at the same time he couldn't help feeling depressed ——

What a bother!Who did I provoke?Isn't that just telling a story?

But at this time, the impact of Journey to the West is unprecedented in the entire town, and it has a tendency to spread rapidly to surrounding towns as the center of the storm.

Someone made an iron rod, covered both ends with gold, carried it on his shoulders, and walked up and down the street, and from time to time someone shouted: "Monkey King! Golden cudgel!"

Then there were more golden cudgels on the street.

In addition to ordinary people who did this, even some warriors also replaced their weapons with golden cudgels!

After hearing such news from the people in the regiment, Fang Tian couldn't help shaking his head repeatedly.This kind of guy who can change the weapons he eats at will, isn't he afraid of being hacked by someone who is not familiar with the weapons for a while?

What made Fang Tian dumbfounded the most was that within a few days, the brother named Shouhou in the regiment also had an extra golden cudgel in his hand.Every morning when I waved it on the training ground, it was an air!

This made those little guys greedy, and they were all arguing against each other.

So not long after, these little guys had a small golden cudgel in their hands. Of course, the two ends were not gold-clad, but copper-clad!Even some are not iron, but wood.

Fortunately, they didn't care about this, and all of them smiled happily.

There are those circuses and acrobatic troupes who used to play bear taming, lion taming, and bird taming, but now they have all changed their careers to monkey taming!Otherwise, there is no one to join in.

It is said that in Juyan City, which is the closest to Hongshi Town, many children's pets in the city have turned into monkeys.

So the monkeys in the forest had bad luck.These guys who used to be almost worthless are now worth twice as much!But it's hard to say whether they will be happy about it.

On the other hand, Fang Tian unintentionally opened up a new money-making channel for the various mercenary regiments in Hongshi Town.

There is a stone statue erected in front of a small hotel - a stone monkey carrying a golden cudgel.As a result, the number of customers doubled within a short period of time!

But the business didn't last long.Within a few days, this little boss was a disaster. Someone came to his door at night and beat him into a pig's head. The stone statue in front of the hotel was also smashed.

Then the Spike Mercenary Corps in Hongshi Town, which is about the same size as the Redstone Mercenary Corps, erected a three-foot-high stone statue of Monkey King in front of the largest hotel in the town they opened. Under the Monkey King, there are more than a dozen Monkey Kings of various kinds standing, sitting, and lying down.

Every day, there is an endless stream of tourists from this town, from other towns, and even from Juyan City, who come to visit and stay in the hotel!

Not long after, the Wolf Fang mercenary group simply intensified, and hired a master stonemason with high craftsmanship from Juyan City at a high price, and began to carve various shapes of Monkey King.

There is Monkey King the magician, Monkey King the priest, Monkey King the martial artist...

There are Monkey Kings who are glaring at Jin Gang, there are Monkey Kings with benevolent eyebrows, there are Monkey Kings who laugh heartily, and there are Monkey Kings who bow their heads and weep...

There are Monkey Kings who are fishing, Monkey Kings who are picking fruits, Monkey Kings who are flying, and Monkey Kings who are doing somersaults...

The Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps even specially expanded the front of the hotel where the Monkey King statues were placed into a large stone-paved square for this purpose, and Monkey Kings of all kinds, large and small, were placed there in a dazzling array.

The Redstone Mercenary Corps is not far behind. It is said that they are starting to build the "Huaguo Mountain" in the Redstone Mountains outside the town!

What Fang Tian didn't expect was that after the expansion of the Monkey King Square, the Langya Mercenary Group came to the door and donated part of the hotel to the Fenglin Mercenary Group!Then at about the same time, the Fenglin mercenary group got another member of "Huaguo Mountain"!

In this way, the Fenglin mercenary group has established a relationship with the two most powerful mercenary groups in the town, and they took the initiative.

For this reason, the entire Fenglin mercenary group was very happy.Even Captain Owen, who has always been quite stable, had his mouth crooked for many days—smiling.

At this time, the various words of Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk have also become topics that people in and outside the town are talking about.

When Fang Tian started talking about "Journey to the West", he hardly changed the specific plots in the book, but he often changed the behavior and words and deeds of the characters in the book.Especially when it comes to Tang Seng, Fang Tian thinks that the image of Tang Seng in the original book of Journey to the West is not so cute, and he was originally telling the little guys like Ivy and Dick, so he simply put Luo Jiaying in Journey to the West The image of the Tang monk in the movie was moved over.

So Tang Seng's many witty words swept the town:

Hey Hey hey!Don't be angry, everyone, you will violate the precept of hatred!Wukong, you are too naughty, I told you not to throw things around, why did you... You see, you threw away the stick before I finished talking!The golden cudgel is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child?Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants.

Alas, the size of the diamond ring is too bad, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left side is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, he feels very uncomfortable and suffers from insomnia all night. It will hurt me!Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this. The government will say that I cruelty to animals if they find out!Speaking of the diamond circle, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship and a fair price. He is innocent. Let me introduce you to order another one!

Do you want it?Wukong, if you want it, just talk. If you don’t tell me, how would I know what you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.Do you really want it?Then you take it!You don't really want it, do you?Do you really want to?

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And as for Zhou Xingchi's famous saying "My admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it's like the Yellow River flooding out of control!" Naturally, Fang Tian will not let it go.

Of course, "Government", "Yellow River" and the like have all been properly adapted by Fang Tian.

In this case, can you imagine what kind of impact they will bring to the audience in this world who have no blockbuster movies, no [-] o'clock files, or even decent novels to read?

It can only be said that the impact is subversive!

Complete subversion!

In addition to Tang Seng becoming a long-tongued man, at the same time, Fang Tian's previous life's public jokes that flooded the Internet like weeds were also moved by Fang Tian and grafted onto the heads of Monkey King Zhu Bajie and others.

Therefore, in Fang Tian's "Journey to the West", scenes like this often appear——

Sun Wukong said: "I step on the right foot with my left foot, step on the left foot with the right foot, touch the instep of my right instep with the tip of my left toe, and touch the instep of my left instep with the toe of my right toe, and I will fly into the sky!"

Monkey King said to Zhu Bajie: "As a typical failure, you are actually very successful."

Monk Sha said to Tang Seng: "Why does the second brother eat so much every meal, but I have to carry the burden? I strongly demand to quit the group! If you don't quit, I will cry for you!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Actually, I eat more not because I want to eat, but because I am lonely!"

Zhu Bajie looked up at the moon in the sky and said: "There is a kind of love, which is clearly a deep love, but cannot be expressed; there is a kind of love, which clearly wants to give up, but cannot let go; Kind of love, knowing that the result is pain, but the heart has long been unable to take it back...Miss Gao, are you looking at the moon like me now?"

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Just think about it, and you will know how much fun these wonderful words and witty words of Internet experts have brought to people in this world.

Under such circumstances, how could Journey to the West not spread widely?

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