big wet brother

In broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Sao Nian Qin Yuan was in front of his seat.

turn around... sit down...

quiet!

silence!

Indescribable silence!

At this moment, everyone is holding their breath!

Sao Nian Qin Yuan secretly laughed in his heart: Brother's face is so thick that even Meng Jiangnv can't cry over the Great Wall!

On the surface, he was puzzled and puzzled.

"Who the hell replaced my wooden stool with a sofa?"

puff!

puff!

puff!

The spectators watching this scene suddenly seemed to have made an appointment.

Qin Yuan, one of the parties, sat comfortably on Gao Xiaoai's lap.

The soft and round slender thighs, full of elasticity, kissed their own skin through the thin fabric.

What the hell, there is a sofa... This is much better than a sofa guest!

Gao Xiaoai, who was also involved, was not at all happy.

My own legs are actually said to be sofas? !

Sitting on it, can't you feel it?

It's still moving around!

She was so angry that she wanted to scream loudly, but she just couldn't.

In the final analysis, I still sat here on purpose, watching him sit on my lap.

If you want to be angry, you can't give birth!

At this time, Gao Xiaoai had a baby face that could be broken by blows and bullets, flushed, and looked more and more like a baby.

As a teacher, although she is only a substitute teacher, Gao Xiaoai also pays attention to her image.

Especially now, with all the attention on it.

She coughed lightly, indicating that the young man on her body should wake up.

But Qin Yuan moved his buttocks afterwards, still sitting with the old god.

And, he muttered in a low voice: It's still comfortable to sit on the sofa...

The substitute teacher's baby face was covered with black lines. She thought to herself: Boy, are you still addicted to sitting?

No way, she raised her voice again and coughed again.

In Sao Nian, Qin Yuan rolled his dead eyes, and still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Now, Principal Hao who introduced Gao Xiaoai here suddenly stood up.

He knew Gao Xiaoai's identity best.At this moment, his face was constantly covered with black lines, and his heart was beating violently!

But at this moment, his phone rang suddenly.

But Qin Yuan got up eagerly, pretended to touch the sofa in a panic, and grabbed a few hands on Gao Xiaoai's thigh. It was only when the list of the future Immortal Wife was about to split, that Qin Yuan panicked say sorry.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I thought I was sitting on a sofa."

Principal Hao took out his mobile phone, was startled, gave Qin Yuan a hard look, and said to himself that he would deal with you after answering the phone.Letting the spinster continue her lecture, he trotted out of the classroom to answer the phone.

"Hey, teacher, hello. You are always worried about Xiao Ai, aren't you? Please don't worry, teacher, Xiao Ai and her

very good. "

"Aren't you worried about Xiaoai? Qin Yuan? He just came back...My opinion of him...not...not bad...he has good grades..."

After answering the phone, Principal Hao broke into a cold sweat.

He was very surprised that the teacher's tone when he mentioned Qin Yuan seemed to be referring to his favorite student.

Could it be that Qin Yuan is the teacher's student?Shouldn't it be?

Qin Yuan and Xiao Ai...they...

Suddenly, an unbelievable idea gradually became clear in his heart.

The teacher wants Qin Yuan and Xiao Ai to make do together!

Back in the classroom, Principal Hao smiled at Qin Yuan and nodded.

Qin Yuan, who sat back on the wooden stool again, was a little baffled.

The old maid on the podium didn't see Principal Hao smiling and nodding at Qin Yuan just now, but she saw the gloom and dissatisfaction on Principal Hao's face that was red and naked before going out to answer the phone.

She continued to give lectures in English, and looked at Qin Yuan, who was sitting in the last row and was not listening very carefully.

The pudgy spinster rolled her eyeballs.Quickly wrote down a topic, then turned around and smiled.

"We have talked about this question many times, and all the students must be able to do it. Now, I would like to ask a classmate to answer it."

"Qin Yuan, please answer."

Uh!

Finally ended the much-anticipated treatment, but it didn't take long...

Sao Nian Qin Yuan cursed secretly in his heart: Your grandpa, grandma, grandma, what a dog!

English is his least favorite subject. He often encourages himself with Marshal Peng Dehuai's "I am Chinese, I don't study foreign languages".

The level of English can be imagined!

And he only found out afterwards that this question was a question he had only explained before entering the classroom!

The students looked at Qin Yuan, the teachers who came to attend the class also looked at Qin Yuan, Qin Wanru and Gao Xiaoai who paid special attention to Qin Yuan looked straight at Qin Yuan.

Sao Nian Qin Yuan raised his head, looked at the complacent old maid, and stood up calmly.

"Wait, don't regret it!" Qin Yuan, who had this thought flashed across his mind, silently read the exchange for female instruments.

Ding!

"Dear female reader privileged host, to redeem the English six-level language qualification ability, you need to consume skill points. Do you want to redeem it immediately?"

After confirming the exchange, he narrowed his eyes slightly.

In just one second, he has fully mastered the language ability that even college graduates cannot fully master!

So, under the smug eyes of the spinster and most people watching the show.

Sao Nian Qin Yuan touched his nose with a confident expression.

Just when whispers started to appear around, just when the old maid thought she had succeeded in her treachery, Qin Yuan spoke.

Standard to the extent that authentic foreigners are amazed!

Accurate to the point where even language experts sigh!

Sao Nian Qin Yuan took this simple topic from structure to content, from pronunciation to grammar, from the difference between spoken and written language to the application in daily life...it is more than wonderful!

After the question was answered, everyone was dumbfounded!

In everyone's mind, a sentence emerged involuntarily:

"The new transfer student who transferred to another school and didn't have much class is a king of absenteeism. He's so fucking awesome! No matter how talented a student is, in front of Qin Yuan, he's a scumbag!"

The old maid seemed to be seeing Qin Yuan for the first time, but she had seen Qin Yuan's files: English scores were as bad as they wanted, and she couldn't even get a passing mark in the usual exams.

But now... Apart from being dumbfounded, she is still dumbfounded...

The beautiful class teacher Qin Wanru was stunned for a moment, and then smiled with bright eyes... like a spring breeze!

Baby-faced substitute teacher Gao Xiaoai's impression of Qin Yuan has also undergone earth-shaking changes.

No one knew that she had been studying abroad, and the place of studying abroad was London, England.

She was [-]% sure that Qin Yuan's accent just now was an out-and-out London accent!

Even the English spoken by some locals is not as standard and authentic as what Qin Yuan said casually!

At this moment, she couldn't believe it!

I can't believe it, I can't believe it!

What happened next made her even more unbelievable.

Sao Nian Qin Yuan was very satisfied with the effect he had created. He raised his thumb and touched his nose coquettishly.

He asked the old maid in English, what was the difference between using a London accent and an Oxford accent in the question just now.

Still the same question, what is the difference between American English and British English in terms of grammar usage and accent expression?

Still on the same question, Qin Yuan sometimes uses a local accent, sometimes uses official grammar, sometimes quotes scriptures, and sometimes makes witty remarks... He is like a bright light...

Just when Qin Yuan used the ability he had just exchanged to teach the old maid to his English teacher, Liu Xin and Liu Wenwen were sitting on the wooden bed in the dormitory.

"Wenwen, do you mean that Qin Yuan lives in this dormitory now?"

When she got the exact answer, she felt a little secretly happy.

She couldn't help thinking: It's really fate!

The dolphin-hip school girl told her sister a series of interesting things after Qin Yuan transferred to No. [-] Middle School.

"Sister, do you remember my birthday a few days ago?"

"Remember, my sister hasn't had time to give you a birthday gift yet. Tonight, my sister will cook and call Qin Yuan. The three of us will celebrate."

Wenwen nodded, and continued with what she just said.

"The last time I celebrated my birthday, I thought about my sister's body. I drank a lot of wine at that time. Sister, I didn't expect that I could drink half a bottle of liquor."

"Then it's no wonder you're not too drunk. Remember in the future, drink less, girls better not drink."

The school girl nodded again, expressing that she would not drink anymore.

"Sister, at that time, with the support of my friends, I went back to your dormitory..."

"Didn't you say that Qin Yuan lived here?"

"Yes, but at that time Qin Yuan just came, and I didn't know. I fell asleep on the bed when I entered the room."

Teacher Xiao Liu asked eagerly: "Then you...then Qin Yuan...did he..."

Although Liu Xin is old, she is still a virgin after all.Although Wenwen is only 18 years old, she has become a young woman.

For her sister Liu Xin who was embarrassed to say, she was much more straightforward.

"Hehe, sister, at that time Qin Yuan slept like something. At that time I dreamed about you, and Qin Yuan seemed to be dreaming too. He... He took off my clothes in the dream... I I was still asking him in the morning, what was he thinking at that time, he said he dreamed about the fairy sister..."

Wenwen repeated Qin Yuan's nonsense at noon, which made her sister Liu Xin cover her mouth and laugh.

As the closest sister of her elder sister Liu Xin, Wenwen wants her to live a good life and wants to take care of her to the best of her ability.

At the same time, as the woman of Qin Yuan's closest lover, the ice-snow and smart Wenwen knows a secret that her lover has never told anyone.I also know that Qin Yuan's ability can only grow if he has contact with the woman beyond the friendship and negative distance.

She looked at the small wooden bed in the dormitory, and she had a plan in mind.

"Sister, you can sleep here tonight."

……

Sao Nian Qin Yuan was in high spirits, standing at the desk, he had the spirit of pointing out the country.

It is only right and proper for the teacher to teach the students.

How can a student teach a teacher so awesome?

The old maid stood on the podium, but felt as if she was in a bone-chilling ice cellar.

The regret in my heart... one after another!Overwhelming!Block out the sun!

My own little knowledge, in front of my students' college questions, is simply:

Playing a big ax in front of Luban's door!Dance with a sword in front of Guan Gong!