The best ambiguous master

"You know shit!"

When Zhao Xiaohan said this, the old liar blushed again, gritted his teeth and denied: "Old man, if I want to make money, don't I have a lot of people to give me money? Do you think I will care about it?" Your 200 yuan? Let me tell you, I accepted your 200 yuan because I valued you and thought you were a malleable talent. Otherwise, why would I accept you when there are so many people who give money to the old man? "

"Have a lot of people sent you money?"

Hearing the old liar's words, Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows and glanced at him.

"Of course." The old liar raised his head, with such a natural expression on his face, then looked at Long Junyang beside him and said, "Boy, am I right?"

"Yes, Master is right."

Long Junyang nodded obediently, not daring to say a word.

"Then do you have 200 yuan now?"

"No, no..."

When he heard Zhao Xiaohan suddenly asked such a sentence, the old liar froze there immediately, seeing the dumbfounded expression on the old liar's face, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing: "Forget it, old man Liar, don’t pretend to be like me, you didn’t even give me 200 yuan to brag about? There are a lot of people giving you money, so why don’t you give me 200 yuan now?”

"Boy, I haven't seen you for a few years. You are getting better and better. You have everything today. If you don't thank me, thank you. You still want me for the 200 yuan?"

Seeing that there is nothing wrong, the old liar just needs to change the subject, and after hearing what the old liar said, Zhao Xiaohan took a deep puff of a cigarette, smiled and said: "Forget it, I have everything today because of my hard work, it's up to you Shit? Stop talking nonsense, and return my 200 yuan quickly."

"no!"

The old liar turned his head and refused to give it.

"Really not?" Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows and rolled up his sleeves. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's posture of desperately fighting with him, the old liar's heart skipped a beat, and he widened his eyes and said, "What's the matter, boy, you Still want to practice with me?"

"Clean you up, one hand is enough for me!"

"Hey, boy, I'm afraid you are not my opponent with two hands now, are you?" Hearing this sentence, the old liar suddenly laughed: "I heard that you are now poisoned by Gu poison, and even your legs are fast. Lost consciousness? I guess it will take a few days for your hands to lose consciousness, right?"

"How did you know?"

Hearing the old liar suddenly say such a sentence, Zhao Xiaohan was taken aback subconsciously, but when he saw Long Junyang beside him, Zhao Xiaohan understood in an instant, besides Long Junyang telling the old liar, what else can he do? Who told him?

"Old liar, don't say I'm poisoned, even if I'm paralyzed, you're still no match for me, do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it." The old liar shook his head resolutely, and then said with a smile: "Boy, do you want to get rid of the death Gu on your body?"

"Can you remove it?"

"Not sure yet."

When this sentence came out, the old liar's face suddenly became serious: "Boy, the poison on your body is a bit complicated, I don't know what it is, but don't forget, I am an old military doctor, Back then, one injection could give you superpowers, and now one injection may also remove the death Gu from your body, but if you want me to help you, it depends on how I feel."

"How are you feeling now?"

Hearing the old liar's words, Zhao Xiaohan knew what he wanted to do, and then, as expected, he saw the old liar shaking his head and saying, "I'm in a very bad mood right now."

"Then how do you feel better?"

"I'm hungry."

"What to eat?"

"Quanjude's roast duck, West Lake's hairy crabs, Tianjin's Goubuli steamed buns, Henan's steamed buns, Shaanxi's Roujiamo, Mongolian roast lamb, Hunan's crayfish, Sichuan's spicy hot pot, Hubei's duck neck, Hebei's Donkey meat is roasted, from Fujian..."

"I think you're still in a bad mood, aren't you?"

Before the old swindler finished speaking, Zhao Xiaohan interrupted him. He knew that the old swindler was not good at anything else. He was definitely a master when it came to eating. Just by watching him open his mouth, he reported it all over the country. Signature dishes from all over the place, he knew what the old liar meant.

Therefore, he dismissed the idea of ​​the old liar early on.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet." The old liar was not caught by Zhao Xiaohan, and he still said to himself: "The food must be hot and fresh. I won't eat it after an hour from the oven. Come on, boy, from now on, you still have twelve hours, and after twelve hours, I will leave Yanjing."

"I don't think you need to leave."

"You can't do it?"

"No, I can do it, but I don't want you to eat it."

"Aren't you afraid that the Gu poison will attack and the meridians will be cut off and you will die?"

"It doesn't matter, I have you as my companion. If I die, you can go down with me to be my companion. We seem to be idle. We can play mahjong or something. It's good."

"Boy, I haven't seen you for two years. You are getting more and more courageous now. How dare you threaten me?"

"Stop talking nonsense, can you cure the Gu poison on my body?"

"Stretch out your hand."

This time, the old liar didn't talk any more nonsense. After hearing the old liar's words, Zhao Xiaohan didn't hesitate, and stretched out his arm, and the moment the old liar put his right hand on Zhao Xiaohan's wrist, The old liar frowned suddenly, and then, his frown became deeper and deeper...

one second.

two seconds.

1 minutes.

10 minutes.

"The Gu poison on your body is a bit complicated."

After a long time, I finally heard the old liar say: "If there is no accident, it is the only unbreakable death Gu in the poison. There is only one way to plant Gu poison, and that is to use the Gu's blood to cooperate with his natal Gu to break it. However, this is a contradictory way to break it, because the death Gu was originally poisoned by the Gu with his own life. Blood Gu, because after the death Gu is cast, all the Gu people who cast the Gu will die on the spot, the person who cast the Gu will die, the life Gu will die, and since the real name Gu is dead, how can we solve it?"

What the old liar said was very complicated. Zhao Xiaohan vaguely seemed to understand a sentence, that is what the old liar meant. After being silent for a few seconds, Xiaohan glanced at him lightly and said, "After talking so much nonsense, can you break the death Gu?"

"can."

The old liar simply said the word Neng, when he heard the word Neng, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but grabbed the old liar's beard, gritted his teeth and said: "You can pay back so much nonsense?"

"Don't say so much, how can I show that I am different?"

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