The best ambiguous master

When Murong Yan'er yelled out the three words "Classmate Zhao", Zhao Xiaohan knew that this time, it might be over.

A long time ago, someone told him that women are the most vengeful animals, especially if you have cheated on her, she will definitely remember you for the rest of her life!

"Yeah, what a coincidence..."

Zhao Xiaohan coughed, a little embarrassed, but before his words fell, Murong Yan'er's voice sounded again: "Student Zhao, what have you been doing recently? Why didn't you go to school?" What about class?"

"Uh, this..."

"You won't tell me that your incurable disease has not been cured yet?"

Before Zhao Xiaohan opened his mouth, Murong Yan'er had already blocked his words. It seems that she was still bitter about the last time Zhao Xiaohan lied to her with a story about an incurable disease, especially when she When he said the words "incurable disease", Zhao Xiaohan clearly saw a gritted expression on Murong Yan'er's face.

"incurable disease?"

When Zhao Xiaohan hadn't figured out how to answer, Sun Jiaojiao beside him suddenly spoke up. After hearing Sun Jiaojiao's words, Murong Yan'er gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Yes, last time, in school, In order to get me to approve his vacation, classmate Zhao Xiaohan told me that he had an incurable disease."

"Push!"

When she heard Murong Yan'er gritted her teeth and said such a sentence, Sun Jiaojiao couldn't help but burst out laughing for a moment, obviously laughing at Zhao Xiaohan's unscrupulous means to ask for leave, but after hearing what Murong Yan'er said The method is quite in line with Zhao Xiaohan's style.

She was not surprised, Zhao Xiaohan could do this kind of thing, but she wanted to laugh.

"Uh, Teacher Murong, I didn't lie to you, I really have an incurable disease."

In desperation, Zhao Xiaohan had no choice but to continue to bite the bullet and said: "I know, Teacher Murong, I look so healthy and handsome now, you must think that I deceive you on purpose, and I know , you must be thinking in your heart, judging from my current handsome appearance, how can I look like a person suffering from an incurable disease? Teacher Murong, am I right?"

"..."

What Zhao Xiaohan said made Murong Yan'er speechless, she just wanted to say, what makes you so handsome?

"However, although I appear to be healthy and healthy on the surface, my body has already reached the advanced stage of incurable disease. I know that you will not believe me. Yes, whoever has an incurable disease will As happy as I am? But, Teacher Murong, think about it, if I am unhappy, can my illness be cured? No, so, why should I be unhappy, and why should I not be strong to face it? This world? Yes, Teacher Murong, I am such an optimistic and strong man."

"So, please tell me, what incurable disease do you have?"

Letting Zhao Xiaohan's long speeches, Murong Yan'er will not believe his words anymore. Last time, she was deceived by him like this. This time, she will still believe him, and let him use the same method again. Lie once?If, this time, she is being fooled by him, then she is not stupid, but stupid!

"Teacher Shangguan, what I got is... an unspeakable secret!"

Zhao Xiaohan's words were a little hesitant, and he was a little ashamed to speak, and his expression was very awkward. When he saw Zhao Xiaohan's expression, for a moment, Murong Yan'er admitted that she was wrong. The kind of disease in between?If so, then she can only say one thing, she deserves it!

If you don't mess around with men and women, how can you get that disease?

"What kind of unspeakable secret? As a teacher, please trust my professional ethics, I will not talk nonsense."

"Do you have to say it?"

"Yes, I must say it."

"I..." Zhao Xiaohan hesitated to speak, raised his head, and glanced at Murong Yan'er lightly, as if mustering up a lot of courage: "Mr. Murong, then you must promise me, absolutely not tell someone..."

"Okay, I promise you, I will never tell anyone."

Murong Yan'er nodded, and said to herself, see how you can lie to me this time, this time, she will never believe Zhao Xiaohan's lies again.

"Actually, Teacher Murong, I, my legs, have already lost consciousness. It's okay. I know you must think I'm lying, but if you look carefully, you'll find that I'm just trying to hold on. , no way, who made me a strong man?"

"You have no feeling in your legs?"

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Murong Yan'er sized him up suspiciously and said, "Then how did you get here? Could it be that you can walk without feeling in your legs?"

"Mr. Murong, his legs are intermittent. I can testify that last time, when his legs lost feeling, I was by his side!"

Suddenly, without waiting for Zhao Xiaohan to speak, Sun Jiaojiao beside him spoke first, but after hearing Sun Jiaojiao's words, Murong Yan'er's eyes suddenly became a little weird: "Jiaojiao, last time, he How could you be by his side when he lost feeling in his legs?"

"what?"

In one sentence, Sun Jiaojiao was immediately stopped.

She just said it in a moment of impatience, but she never thought that Murong Yan'er would ask such a question, and immediately hesitated a little. Do you want her to say that last time, she slept with Zhao Xiaohan? a bed?

How can it be?

"Jiaojiao?"

Seeing that Sun Jiaojiao didn't speak, Murong Yan'er's eyes became even more puzzled, but seeing Sun Jiaojiao blushing suddenly for some reason, Murong Yan'er seemed to have guessed something all of a sudden, and immediately stretched out her hand and ruthlessly slapped Zhao Xiaohan She twisted her waist, gritted her teeth and said, "Zhao Xiaohan, did you do something to Jiaojiao?"

"No, of course not, Teacher Murong, I'm so pure, how could I do anything to Jiaojiao... Even if I want to do something, it's to do something to you, Teacher Murong, right?"

"Zhao Xiaohan!!"

When Zhao Xiaohan brought the problem to herself, Murong Yan'er couldn't help but think back to the time when they were in Murong's house, the two accidentally kissed each other in the kitchen. Her face turned red, even Murong Yan'er's face couldn't help but turn red!

Looking at Murong Yan'er who was blushing suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing, obviously, he knew very well why Murong Yan'er was blushing!