The best ambiguous master

Finally, under Zhang Liang's stalking, Li Yu still agreed to let him go through the back door, but as for Li Yu's Xiaoyuer's name, after Zhang Liang left the guitar club to recruit new students, Finally expressed his opinion: "Xiao Han, I still think that Xiao Yuer is not as suitable as Xiao Liyuer."

"Huh?" Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Look, Li Yu, carp, don't these two words have the same meaning? It's not easy to call Xiao Yu'er, but it's better to be called Xiao Yu'er, isn't it, haha." Zhang Liang laughed loudly, Obviously, he is very interested in this girl named Li Yu. Looking at Zhang Liang's full of interest all the way, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, and basically understood something. Looking at the strange smile on the corner of Zhao Xiaohan's mouth, Zhang Liang I just felt a little puzzled, and didn't think much about it.

When we arrived in the classroom, it was already past nine o'clock in the morning. Many people who went to self-study in the morning had already attended classes for nearly a morning. Of course, it is very normal to skip classes in universities. A person with a graduation certificate can't attend a few classes a week, so many people didn't come to class, and more than half of the seats in the huge classroom were vacant, which seemed empty.

"Xiaohan, come and sit here." When he came to the classroom, Zhang Liang found a corner and called Zhao Xiaohan to go over. Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded, walked up to Zhang Liang and sat down. When Zhao Xiaohan just sat down, the class bell rang at this time, and then saw a woman in a white padded jacket twisting her sexy body into the classroom, with goose yellow hair and wearing a gold With small eyes, when this woman walked into the classroom, the classroom immediately exploded.

"Damn, why are you a foreigner?"

"I don't know, isn't this class an English class?"

"Yes, but isn't our English teacher a bad old man?"

Hearing the noise in the classroom, Zhao Xiaohan also raised his head at this time. When he saw that the person who came was a foreign woman, he couldn't help but take a few more glances. In Yenching University, foreigners teach here. There are quite a few teachers, most of them are guest teachers, that is to say, they only teach English, but in the MBA classroom, there has never been a foreigner, especially a foreign woman?

"Xiaohan, look, she's a foreign girl." At this moment, Zhang Liang's excited voice sounded in Zhao Xiaohan's ear. Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded lightly and said, "I see gone."

"Damn, I didn't expect that I could still see a live foreign girl in my life." Zhang Liang smiled, his face was flushed, and he seemed very excited. Hearing Zhang Liang's slang words, Zhao Xiaohan frowned. He frowned and said, "Could it be that all the foreign women you usually see are dead?"

"No, no." Hearing that Zhao Xiaohan misunderstood what he meant, Zhang Liang hurriedly explained: "What I mean is that I usually only see foreign girls on TV and in magazines. I haven’t seen a foreign girl who was alive once.”

Hearing Zhang Liang's crappy explanation, Zhao Xiaohan smiled, but did not speak. After a few seconds, the classroom finally became quieter. Compared with the excitement just now, most people have calmed down and started to be curious. Looking at the foreign woman in front of her whose appearance is quite different from that of the Chinese, it is undeniable that the skin of foreign women is indeed good, at least, better than that of most women in China.

For example, the female teacher standing on the podium without saying a word, just smiling and looking at the students in the audience, her skin is very white, it looks like it can be broken by blowing bullets, and her skin is like suet jade. Most men have the most primitive impulse to look at her, especially her blue eyes, which are obviously different from those of the Chinese people, and her every move seems to have an exotic flavor, which makes the group of people below The students of Shi Shi suddenly filled their hearts with countless fantasies. Of course, the first fantasies they had in their hearts were at certain times, they secretly saw those unsuitable male and female action movies. Have a deep understanding of what is the most significant difference between foreign women and Chinese women.

"Hi everyone, my name is Alice, and I'm your new English teacher. Because your English teacher is sick, I will be your English teacher for a month." Alice's Chinese She spoke very well, at least there were no typos when she introduced herself. Although her pronunciation sounded a little weird, it didn't affect the communication. At least, the meaning she wanted to express just now, the students below We all understand.

As soon as Alice's voice fell, there was a burst of enthusiastic applause in the classroom. This burst of enthusiastic applause lasted for a long time, and the applause finally stopped when Alice smiled and waved her hands. , compared to that time when the male English teacher was greeted for the first time, there was only two or three applause. Now the applause is at least at the level of the dean's speech. If the English teacher who is sick and hospitalized knows that the students are so welcome now If it is a new female teacher, I wonder if she will spit out blood in anger and never come back to teach this group of students of the opposite sex and inhumane?

After the applause fell, Alice smiled sweetly, and said in her unproficient English again: "Thank you for welcoming me. I heard from Teacher Zhang in the hospital that you are all a bunch of disobedient bad children. I only now understand that he is a bad teacher, and you are all obedient and good children."

Hearing Alice utter what Teacher Liu had said in front of so many people, the audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter. Obviously, no one thought that this foreign teacher's character would be so upright, of course. , after hearing Alice's words, Zhao Xiaohan also smiled wryly. Foreigners have good personalities everywhere, but there is one thing that is not good. It is too easy to express their true emotions and express their true thoughts.

In fact, if this kind of character is not hypocritical, if it sounds good, it is unsophisticated. If you have something to say, you can’t hide your words. Of course, if such a character is placed in a foreign country, it is very normal. One thing, if you put it in Huaxia, such a character is too easy to offend people. In Huaxia, a magical country where everyone lives with a mask, few people really dare to do it in front of them. Speak your heart in front of many people.

"Yes, teacher, you have been deceived. We are all obedient and good children." At this time, some people started booing, and just after this one voice fell, another voice followed: "Yes, teacher, we are all obedient and good children. If you tell us to go east, we will never go west."

Listening to the speeches of the people below, Alice smiled at first, and then became a little confused: "I, I want to ask, who are the people in the east and the west?"

"Hahahaha. Teacher, you are so cute." Seeing Alice's frown, the people below burst into laughter, and then someone explained: "Teacher, what you said about east and west is not people, but one direction, east and west, do you understand?"

"Oh, I see." Hearing someone's explanation, Alice suddenly realized: "You Chinese people all say that you are from the East, just like in a song, there is a dragon in the far east. The name is Huaxia, right? You all say that we foreigners are Westerners, am I right?"

"Yes, teacher, you are too smart." Hearing that Alice could make inferences from one another, the people below laughed again. Obviously, it is very important for them to tease this foreign female teacher. Interesting thing, but after such an exchange, these students obviously feel that their relationship with Alice has become closer. Maybe, Alice is just deliberately pretending not to understand?

"Smart? What does this mean? Oh, Mygod, your Chinese writing is so broad and profound that I don't understand the meaning of many words." Alice pushed her gold-rimmed glasses helplessly. Seeing Alice having a headache, a group of students suddenly burst into laughter and whispered jokes.

After a long time, after the laughter at the bottom became quieter, Alice finally clapped her palms, smiled and said: "Okay, students, my self-introduction is over, now , can I get to know you guys? I'll roll the roll and you tell me what your names are, okay?"

"Okay." For the current Alice, the students below are almost always responsive. As long as it is a request from Alice, basically none of them will be willing to refuse. Finally, a foreign teacher came to them How could they be willing to let her leave in anger when she was in class here?

"Verry, good, you are all good boys." Alice once again showed a sweet smile and gave a thumbs up. After being praised by Alice, the group of people below laughed again. Many people, who are not very old, are still at the stage of children. When they hear that they are praised by a foreigner, they can't keep their mouths closed.

By the time Alice finished speaking, she had already taken out a roster and started to roll names. Of course, when she was doing the roll roll, many people's names were called out, but no one answered. She was also smart. I didn't ask what the reason was, but after thinking about it, I understood that there is such a saying in China as skipping classes.

"Lin Danda." When Alice called out the three words Lin Danda, the place fell into silence again, and no one answered. When Alice called Lin Danda again, still No one answered, and after a few seconds, when Alice was about to call another person's name, a man finally stood up leisurely and said with a helpless expression, "Teacher, my name is Chu Zhong God, it’s not called Lin Danda.”