The best ambiguous master

Behind her, Liu Qing's cheeks were flushed, panting heavily, and even the roots of her ears were red.

Under the street lamp, the lights elongated the figures of Zhao Xiaohan and Liu Qing. Under the refraction principle of the light, the figures of the two people merged surprisingly together, and the shadow of Liu Qing when she bent down and gasped for breath, turned around with Zhao Xiaohan The Yingzi who turned their heads overlapped instantly, forming a picture of heroes and beauties hugging each other.

Ten minutes later, after Zhao Xiaohan deliberately slowed down, Liu Qing finally caught up, but at this time Liu Qing had no intention of avenging Zhao Xiaohan, and could only hold back with Zhao Xiaohan's support. Angrily, I found a stall and sat down.

At this time, Liu Qing was not very angry, which was mainly due to Zhao Xiaohan's continuous jokes along the way. It is undeniable that Zhao Xiaohan usually likes to read some anthologies of jokes besides reading novels, as well as some collections of dirty jokes and Dirty jokes, of course, dirty jokes and dirty jokes, Zhao Xiaohan can't tell Liu Qing easily, because in his heart, Liu Qing may be able to flirt, maybe make fun of, but absolutely not profane.

"I have a friend who has always been secretly in love with a girl, and has always kept it in her heart. She thinks about meeting that girl every day. Finally, one day, she came out of the toilet and saw her absorbing in the sink. I was so excited at the time, I hurried forward and turned on the faucet to wash my hands. The girl smiled at him, and he said excitedly: Hey, what a coincidence, you.you.you..you peed on your hands too ?”

"Pfft." Liu Qing let out an uncontrollable laugh, but coughed instantly, raised her head and gave Zhao Xiaohan a white look, and continued to maintain her majesty: "It's too vulgar."

"Yes yes yes, I'm the most vulgar, sir, are you in a better mood now?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled and didn't seem angry, as if he didn't feel negative because of Liu Qing's words.

"It's much better." Liu Qing nodded, looked at Zhao Xiaohan gratefully, and said: "For the sake of telling so many jokes for me, I will forgive you. But, you have to tell another joke Listen to me."

"Sister, please let me go. I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

"Then shall we have dinner?"

"not good."

"why?"

"I still want to listen to jokes."

"..."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there were an old monk and a young monk. One day, the old monk said to the young monk, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. Nun, one day, the old monk said to the old nun, Mrs., you just follow the old monk. The old nun said, no, you have to tell me a joke. The old monk said, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. . . ”

"Zhao Xiaohan...I'm going to kill you!!! How dare you call me an old nun!!!" In the distance, behind her, Liu Qing's cheeks were flushed, panting heavily, and even the roots of her ears were red.

Under the street lamp, the lights elongated the figures of Zhao Xiaohan and Liu Qing. Under the refraction principle of the light, the figures of the two people merged surprisingly together, and the shadow of Liu Qing when she bent down and gasped for breath, turned around with Zhao Xiaohan The Yingzi who turned their heads overlapped instantly, forming a picture of heroes and beauties hugging each other.

Ten minutes later, after Zhao Xiaohan deliberately slowed down, Liu Qing finally caught up, but at this time Liu Qing had no intention of avenging Zhao Xiaohan, and could only hold back with Zhao Xiaohan's support. Angrily, I found a stall and sat down.

At this time, Liu Qing was not very angry, which was mainly due to Zhao Xiaohan's continuous jokes along the way. It is undeniable that Zhao Xiaohan usually likes to read some anthologies of jokes besides reading novels, as well as some collections of dirty jokes and Dirty jokes, of course, dirty jokes and dirty jokes, Zhao Xiaohan can't tell Liu Qing easily, because in his heart, Liu Qing may be able to flirt, maybe make fun of, but absolutely not profane.

"I have a friend who has always been secretly in love with a girl, and has always kept it in her heart. She thinks about meeting that girl every day. Finally, one day, she came out of the toilet and saw her absorbing in the sink. I was so excited at the time, I hurried forward and turned on the faucet to wash my hands. The girl smiled at him, and he said excitedly: Hey, what a coincidence, you.you.you..you peed on your hands too ?”

"Pfft." Liu Qing let out an uncontrollable laugh, but coughed instantly, raised her head and gave Zhao Xiaohan a white look, and continued to maintain her majesty: "It's too vulgar."

"Yes yes yes, I'm the most vulgar, sir, are you in a better mood now?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled and didn't seem angry, as if he didn't feel negative because of Liu Qing's words.

"It's much better." Liu Qing nodded, looked at Zhao Xiaohan gratefully, and said: "For the sake of telling so many jokes for me, I will forgive you. But, you have to tell another joke Listen to me."

"Sister, please let me go. I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

"Then shall we have dinner?"

"not good."

"why?"

"I still want to listen to jokes."

"..."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there were an old monk and a young monk. One day, the old monk said to the young monk, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. Nun, one day, the old monk said to the old nun, Mrs., you just follow the old monk. The old nun said, no, you have to tell me a joke. The old monk said, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. . . ”

"Zhao Xiaohan...I'm going to kill you!!! How dare you call me an old nun!!!" In the distance, behind her, Liu Qing's cheeks were flushed, panting heavily, and even the roots of her ears were red.

Under the street lamp, the lights elongated the figures of Zhao Xiaohan and Liu Qing. Under the refraction principle of the light, the figures of the two people merged surprisingly together, and the shadow of Liu Qing when she bent down and gasped for breath, turned around with Zhao Xiaohan The Yingzi who turned their heads overlapped instantly, forming a picture of heroes and beauties hugging each other.

Ten minutes later, after Zhao Xiaohan deliberately slowed down, Liu Qing finally caught up, but at this time Liu Qing had no intention of avenging Zhao Xiaohan, and could only hold back with Zhao Xiaohan's support. Angrily, I found a stall and sat down.

At this time, Liu Qing was not very angry, which was mainly due to Zhao Xiaohan's continuous jokes along the way. It is undeniable that Zhao Xiaohan usually likes to read some anthologies of jokes besides reading novels, as well as some collections of dirty jokes and Dirty jokes, of course, dirty jokes and dirty jokes, Zhao Xiaohan can't tell Liu Qing easily, because in his heart, Liu Qing may be able to flirt, maybe make fun of, but absolutely not profane.

"I have a friend who has always been secretly in love with a girl, and has always kept it in her heart. She thinks about meeting that girl every day. Finally, one day, she came out of the toilet and saw her absorbing in the sink. I was so excited at the time, I hurried forward and turned on the faucet to wash my hands. The girl smiled at him, and he said excitedly: Hey, what a coincidence, you.you.you..you peed on your hands too ?”

"Pfft." Liu Qing let out an uncontrollable laugh, but coughed instantly, raised her head and gave Zhao Xiaohan a white look, and continued to maintain her majesty: "It's too vulgar."

"Yes yes yes, I'm the most vulgar, sir, are you in a better mood now?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled and didn't seem angry, as if he didn't feel negative because of Liu Qing's words.

"It's much better." Liu Qing nodded, looked at Zhao Xiaohan gratefully, and said: "For the sake of telling so many jokes for me, I will forgive you. But, you have to tell another joke Listen to me."

"Sister, please let me go. I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

"Then shall we have dinner?"

"not good."

"why?"

"I still want to listen to jokes."

"..."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there were an old monk and a young monk. One day, the old monk said to the young monk, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. Nun, one day, the old monk said to the old nun, Mrs., you just follow the old monk. The old nun said, no, you have to tell me a joke. The old monk said, there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. . . ”

"Zhao Xiaohan...I'm going to kill you!!! How dare you call me an old nun!!!"