The best ambiguous master

On this day, Zhao Xiaohan didn't go anywhere. After cleaning the dishes, he took Shen Bing to build a snowman in the heavy snow. While the snowflakes were falling, the two of them stood in the snow with white silk, and piled up a snowman bit by bit. Big chubby snowman, however, it was already more than an hour later, that is to say, the two of them had spent more than an hour building this snowman.

"There seems to be something wrong, is there a nose missing?" Standing behind Zhao Xiaohan, Shen Bing wrinkled her delicate nose. Hearing Shen Bing's words, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, and then unexpectedly took it from his pocket. He took out a carrot and stuck it on the snowman's head, and then took out two glass beads from his pocket to fill the snowman's eyes. This time, the snowman was considered more perfect.

"Isn't it perfect now?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, turned his head and hugged Shen Bing into his arms, stretched out his hands and rubbed her little hands lightly a few times: "Is it frozen?"

"It's not cold." Shen Bing shook his head, raised his head to look at Zhao Xiaohan's white snowflakes, and said with a slight smile: "I heard someone say a word before, someone said, if the two of us hold hands all the time, the If you keep walking in the snow, can you walk all the way to Baitou?"

"Yes, look, isn't our hair white now?" Zhao Xiaohan stretched out his hand and stroked Shen Bing's beautiful hair lightly, lowered his head and smiled and said, "Okay, let's go back upstairs , the weather is so cold, what if you freeze to death?"

"I'm not that delicate." Shen Bing shook her head: "I still want to stand in the snow and stay with you for a while longer."

"No." Hearing Shen Bing's words, Zhao Xiaohan also shook his head firmly and said: "In such a cold day, if you catch a cold, you will be the one who will feel uncomfortable. Listen to me, go back upstairs and read novels with me." .”

"I just know how to read novels." Shen Bing turned his head and gave Zhao Xiaohan a blank look. He helplessly stretched out his hands to catch a piece of snowflakes, and then followed Zhao Xiaohan back upstairs. Back in the room, Zhao Xiaohan quickly took off He dropped his shoes, and got into the bed in a hurry. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's movements in one go, Shen Bing stood there helplessly, looking at Zhao Xiaohan who had already got into the bed and smiled at him, and shook helplessly. Shaking his head, sighing, he also took off his shoes, and followed Zhao Xiaohan into the bed.

"It's been a month, it's been a month." Picking up Shen Bing's cell phone, Zhao Xiaohan skillfully opened the novel he had been chasing: "I haven't read this book for a month, do you know that, How did I get here this month? Every night, I click a few times to see if this book has been updated, and I can’t fall asleep.”

As he spoke, Zhao Xiaohan sighed deeply, and continued: "In Hangzhou, I haven't chased after this book for a month. During this month, I have lived like a year, but now I have finally come to the end of my hardships." , I haven’t read it for a month, and now it has been updated to 100 million words.”

Seeing Zhao Xiaohan talking to himself, Shen Bing frowned and said, "Is this book so good?"

"That's necessary. If it's not good-looking, will I watch it? Who am I, Zhao Xiaohan, my taste, don't you believe me?" Zhao Xiaohan glanced at Shen Bing proudly, took out his phone and put it on the Looking in front of Shen Bing's eyes, he continued to speak: "I have always liked this book, especially the hero in this book. I think our characters are very similar, so I think you will like it too. .”

"Extreme ambiguous master?" When she saw the title of the book, Shen Bing frowned subconsciously and said, "Is it the kind of book in which the male protagonist can have many women? It can satisfy the fantasies of you guys and let yourself Substitute in and treat yourself as the hero?"

"No, you misunderstood." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said: "If you just read the title of this book, you will definitely misunderstand that it is a pornographic novel, but if you keep reading, you will I found out that I was totally wrong. This is a book that is different from yellow novels. If you just read a title and think that the content of this book is also yellow, I can only say, You are dead wrong, and you are missing out on one of the greatest books ever written."

"Really?" Listening to Zhao Xiaohan's hype, Shen Bing suddenly became interested in this book. She has never seen any book that Zhao Xiaohan admired so much. You know, although Zhao Xiaohan She never said anything, but she knew that Zhao Xiaohan had always been a very high-spirited person.

"Really." Zhao Xiaohan nodded solemnly and said: "It's just that, sometimes, I have a feeling that I want to find out where the home address of the author of this book is. If possible, I would like to Send someone to bring him over, and want to have a good chat with him."

"Let's chat? What are you two big men talking about?" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Shen Bing became curious for a moment.

"No, you misunderstood me." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said, "What I mean by chatting is not that I talk to him face to face, but that I point a gun at his head and ask him to talk to him in words." Come and communicate with me, how could someone as refined and polite as me do such unrefined things?"

"What you said is too esoteric, can you tell me what you mean in a simple way?" Zhao Xiaohan's words made Shen Bing a little confused, what was communicated with words, what was pointed at with a gun How did his head turn into a gun?

"Oh, it's all my fault. I can't help it. I'm always such an upright gentleman, humble and polite, and I can't say such insulting words." As he spoke, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head helplessly, and then bit him hard. Gritting his teeth, he continued as if he had changed into a different person: "Damn, the kid who wrote this book is too slow to update, I'm wondering if I should go to the supermarket to buy a rabbit gun one day and squeeze this kid At the door of the house, I put the barrel of a gun against his head to see if he would update me, and if there were no more than ten or twenty chapters a day, I shot his foot off with one shot."

"Uh, won't this be too rude, Xiaohan?" Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's changed appearance, Shen Bing couldn't help but said cautiously.

"Will it? Why do I think it won't?" Zhao Xiaohan shook his head pretending to be confused, and said with a smile: "To deal with this kind of person, you have to use such a rude method. If I break his finger, he will How can I write a book for me to read? If a shot breaks his foot, he will have to sit in front of the computer and write a book in the future. Wouldn’t it be the best of both worlds? I’ll rub it, I can think of such a way, I'm really a genius. No, you have to reward me with a kiss, how can a genius like me not reward me with a kiss?"

"Well, no, no, Xiaohan, I." Before Shen Bing's voice fell, her mouth was blocked by Zhao Xiaohan's mouth, and then her clothes slowly fell from her like suet. The jade-like white and tender body slowly detached, and slowly landed on the sofa. Slowly, a rhythmic panting sound rippling from the room, followed by Zhao Xiaohan's slightly A deep panting sound also slowly resounded in the room along with the delicate panting sound. In the end, the whole room slowly evolved into a spring scene, full of beauty, only the rhythmic sound on the bed. The crunching sound was still screaming hard.

"Xiaohan, you, don't be so fast, I, I'm dying." Shen Bing's weak voice rang in Zhao Xiaohan's ears. At this time, it was more than half an hour later, and Shen Bing's voice was heard , Zhao Xiaohan lowered his head, looked at Shen Bing's flushed face, couldn't help but smiled slightly, lowered his head, and kissed her lightly on the forehead, then slowly slowed down his movements, and Ten minutes later, following Zhao Xiaohan's heavy panting, and Shen Bing's violent panting sounded at the same time, a few seconds later, the whole room fell into a moment of silence, and then disappeared. There is the charming panting sound, and the creaking sound of the bed board.

When Zhao Xiaohan lit a cigarette and sat on the head of the bed, Shen Bing had slowly fallen asleep. She was too tired, especially when she met someone with abnormal physical strength like Zhao Xiaohan, she couldn't stand it anymore. Just now, If she hadn't bitten her lips hard, her panting would have been louder than the sound on the TV.

Looking at Shen Bing's sleeping state, Zhao Xiaohan raised the corners of his mouth slightly, showing a charming smile. Half a year ago, before he met the old military doctor, he was still a fast shooter who didn't exceed 3 minutes at a time. Now, he He has finally become a man who can last for nearly an hour at a time, and now, he can finally straighten his back and be a real man.

Suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan seemed to remember what the old military doctor said to him before, that his x-power will always grow slowly, if his superpower grows to the end, that is, as long as his sister doesn’t shout Stop, my brother will never say no, thinking of this, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing again, he believed that the day of his target little brother, King Zhongwang, would not be too far away.

It's just that he let the water go a little bit just now, and he didn't dare to move too violently, because Shen Bing is no longer the same as before. Now, she is already the mother of a child. For his own child, he feels that, If there were no accidents in the future, he would be a bachelor for nearly seven months. Everyone said that being a bachelor was bitter, tired, and he couldn't sleep at night when he was a bachelor. Such a day is not too far away from him, right?

"I wipe it, it's over again? I waited for a month, and it's over after just reading it for a while?" Just when Zhao Xiaohan was dreaming with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he just realized that the book he had been chasing and updating was gone. Regarding this situation, Zhao Xiaohan only wanted to use a few words to express his feelings: "If I see you one day, kid, if I don't let you know why the flowers are so popular, I won't be called Zhao Xiaohan!"