The best ambiguous master

"Brother Han, are you tired? I'll beat your legs for you."

"Brother Han, are you thirsty? I'll bring you a glass of water."

"Brother Han, are you sleepy? I'll give you a shoulder squeeze."

"Brother Han, you are not lonely, I will introduce my girlfriend to you."

Beside him, the group of younger brothers brought by Mr. Gao stood obediently beside Zhao Xiaohan with flattering faces. At this time, Mr. Gao sat on the ground with an ugly face, without saying a word, just looking at Zhao Xiaohan deeply. Xiao Han, he couldn't figure out why in Yenching University, there was anyone more rascal than him?

"I'm not a casual person. How can your girlfriend introduce me?" Zhao Xiaohan waved his hand righteously. He would not do such immoral things. He is a man with principles and a bottom line. , a man with morality, a sense of justice, and love, how could he agree to such a nonsense thing?

"Brother Han, I..." As soon as the younger brother was about to speak, Zhao Xiaohan interrupted him directly: "Okay, don't say any more, I am definitely not the kind of person you imagined, by the way, your girlfriend's phone number How much is it? If I have time, I want to have a good chat with her. "

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"Zhao Xiaohan, what are you doing?" Just as Zhao Xiaohan was lying on the chair, enjoying the group of younger brothers beating their legs and squeezing their backs, suddenly there was a burst of girls' scolding from outside the door, hearing this familiar voice, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly sat upright, coughed and said: "Report teacher, we are discussing stories about Shakespeare, Beethoven, Mozart and other famous people."

"What is a comparison?" A younger brother asked without understanding.

"Do you think I will believe it?" Murong Yan'er gave Zhao Xiaohan a hard look. When she was in the office, someone gave her a small report, saying that Zhao Xiaohan bullied the students from other classes in the classroom. He rushed over from the office in a hurry, and seeing the scene, there were so many people, it was obvious that it was a brawl.

"No." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head honestly, and spread his hands helplessly: "But the fact is like this, their studies are not very good, I don't know if they want to ask me to help them with homework, how do they know My academic performance is the best in Yenching University, but don't worry, Mr. Murong, I have already rejected it with righteous words. If you don't pay money, you want me to make up lessons for them for free. How can there be such a good thing in the world? ?”

"How did I hear that you were fighting with students from other classes in the classroom?" Murong Yan'er took a deep look at Zhao Xiaohan, then turned her head to look at the other students. When Mr. Gao, who was lying on the ground and turned into Zhu Bajie, frowned suddenly: "Zhao Xiaohan, please explain to me, what is going on?"

"It's like this, Teacher Murong." Zhao Xiaohan coughed, stood up slowly, hesitated, and said softly: "I was soft-hearted and promised to make up for one of them, but I am really too good Well, they fought for the only single spot, so in a fit of rage, I refused to provide tutoring for all of them, teacher, do you believe me when I explain this?"

"I don't believe it." Murong Yan'er took a deep breath and shook her head.

"I knew it, you wouldn't believe it." Zhao Xiaohan sighed softly, walked slowly to Mr. Gao's side and stopped, and said softly: "Teacher, do you know that Zhu Bajie's second cousin is who?"

"I don't know." Murong Yan'er shook her head, this person's face was no different from that of Zhu Bajie, how could she recognize who it was?

"He is the third hooligan of our Yan University, no, Gao hooligan, one of the three young masters, and no, Mr. Gao, have you heard of it?" After saying that, Zhao Xiaohan looked down at Mr. Gao and said, "Gao Young master, do you want to explain to our teacher what is going on?"

While talking, Zhao Xiaohan gently raised his right hand, and inadvertently shook it in front of Mr. Gao's eyes. When he saw Zhao Xiaohan's right hand, Mr. Gao panicked all of a sudden, and hurriedly looked at Mr. Gao. Murong Yaner said: "Mr. Murong, I can assure you that what Brother Han said is correct and true. We must resolutely safeguard the important thinking of the Three Represents headed by Brother Han, and adhere to the two ideas proposed by Brother Han." This policy is to firmly follow Brother Han's theory, everything that Brother Han says is right, and everything that Brother Han is wrong about is still right."

"It seems that I still underestimated you." After hearing Mr. Gao's words, Zhao Xiaohan glanced at him in surprise and said: "I didn't expect that your education level is even comparable to mine, young man, work hard in the future, and have a bright future." , to be a good hooligan who is educated, loves to learn, and has all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor."

"Okay, I will definitely work hard, Brother Han." Young Master Gao raised his hands excitedly, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Teacher, do you believe it now?" Zhao Xiaohan turned his head away, and secretly winked at Murong Yan'er. Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's naughty movements, Murong Yan'er suddenly felt a headache, stretched out his hand, and touched his temple. After rubbing it a few times, I had no choice but to sigh helplessly, waved my hand and said: "Since Gao has already testified for you, let them go, don't stay in our classroom, or it will bring negative effects .”

"Okay, let's go now." As soon as Murong Yan'er told them to leave, the group of younger brothers went crazy and ran towards the door in a panic. It only took a few seconds. There were dozens of people in the classroom just now, but suddenly there were more than half of them. Only Mr. Gao sat alone on the ground, with snot and tears. Those bastards are so fucking disloyal. Stay here alone.

"Brother Han, why don't I go too?" Mr. Gao carefully glanced at Zhao Xiaohan, and tentatively opened his mouth. He was afraid that Zhao Xiaohan would not let him go, and he would have no place to cry.

"Bye bye." Zhao Xiaohan waved to him with a smile, and stood up. As soon as he heard the word "bye bye", Mr. Gao suddenly felt no pain all over his body, and even his own face became brighter. Showing a happy smile, after saying goodbye to Brother Han, he kicked up his feet and ran away.

"Zhao Xiaohan, come out with me." Murong Yan'er gave Zhao Xiaohan a cold look, turned around and walked to the door of the classroom, and then Zhao Xiaohan also followed out.

"What exactly happened?" Murong Yan'er looked at the campus scenery from a distance, not looking at Zhao Xiaohan, and said softly. Hearing Murong Yan'er's words, Zhao Xiaohan slowly stepped forward and took out a The cigarettes came, and when I remembered that I was at school, I had to cough again and put the cigarettes in my pocket.

"If I say, they just come to admire my charming, handsome and invincible appearance, and to get close contact with me, to shake hands with me, and to have a postcard signed by me Believe it or not?" As he spoke, Zhao Xiaohan raised his head and observed Murong Yan'er's every move. It is undeniable that this woman is really a beauty who has brought disaster to the country and the people. Ponytail, rosy earlobes, fair and delicate skin, thin cheeks, and curved eyebrows, people can't help but have an urge to kiss Fangze.

"I don't believe it." Murong Yan'er shook her head resolutely and said, "You are not Ye Qingcheng, no man will be crazy about you."

"Ah, teacher, do you also like Ye Qingcheng?" Zhao Xiaohan looked at Murong Yan'er in surprise and said, "I thought that a mature, stable, elegant and intellectual woman like you would not go after stars like a little girl, but, Last time, I really saw Ye Qingcheng and her boyfriend in Hangzhou, do you want to know who her boyfriend is?"

Listening to Zhao Xiaohan's chatter, but he didn't get to the point, Murong Yan'er couldn't help but clenched her pink fist. When will this guy not be so cynical in front of her?Sometimes, she really wanted to teach this guy a good lesson, but she felt that she couldn't beat him, so she endured him all the time.

"Mr. Murong, why don't you talk? Don't you want to know?" Seeing that Murong Yan'er was silent, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly continued to ask questions. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's continued questioning, Murong Yan'er gritted her teeth, shook her head and said: "In no mood."

When he heard the word "don't want", Zhao Xiaohan let out an oh and continued: "Oh, don't want to, then I still have a postcard signed by Ye Qingcheng, how about I give it to you?"

"No." Murong Yan'er finally couldn't help it: "Zhao Xiaohan, can you be more serious?"

"Yes." Zhao Xiaohan suppressed the smile on his face all of a sudden, and said solemnly: "Report to the teacher, just now Gao Hooligan led someone to block Zhang Liang in the classroom, Zhang Liang called me and asked me It's urgent, so I'm here."

"And then?" Murong Yan'er also knew a little bit about Mr. Gao's notoriety.

"Then he was beaten by me, and the narration is over." Zhao Xiaohan didn't smile at all from the beginning to the end, and the sudden seriousness made Murong Yan'er feel a little uncomfortable.

"Yes, I see." Murong Yan'er nodded without making a sound.

"Is there anything else? Teacher Murong?" Zhao Xiaohan said softly.

"Not anymore." Murong Yan'er shook her head.

"Goodbye." Zhao Xiaohan turned around and returned to the classroom without saying another word of nonsense. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's back gradually going away, Murong Yan'er was startled for a moment, then sighed softly, and slowly glanced at After a while, there was a puff, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth inconceivably.

"I didn't expect him to be angry? He's just like a child."