The best ambiguous master

Jinwu Zangjiao, the four words are definitely not suitable for a bad old man!

At least, it is not suitable for Long Junyang. When Zhao Xiaohan thought that there was a good friend hidden in the old man's room, in the end, he could no longer see anyone in the room except the old man. There was a small TV screen flashing some inappropriate images.

Watch porn?

When he knew that the old man was watching a pornographic film, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help looking over it. In his eyes, the old man was staring at the TV screen with all his attention, his face was flushed, and his eyes were concealed. In his current state Looking at it, let alone a master, he is not even as good as a dick, at least a dick is cleaner than him.

Have you ever seen a diaosi with a bow tie in his beard?

Have you ever seen a dick whose body is as dirty as if he hasn't bathed in more than ten days?

Have you ever seen a dick that smells like sweat?

It seems to be there, but Long Junyang is definitely the first one Zhao Xiaohan has seen with a beard tied in a bow tie. When he saw Zhao Xiaohan walking in, Long Junyang didn't even look at him, just stared at the TV. The man and woman in front of him looked excited, looking at that posture, wishing that he himself was the leading actor.

"Well, senior, do you like to watch this kind of thing?"

Zhao Xiaohan opened his mouth cautiously. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Long Jun raised his head and said without raising his head: "You know what. I like to study the subtle emotions between men and women. It's better to show my exquisite medical skills, understand?"

Is there any necessary connection between medical skills and pornography?

This is the only question in Zhao Xiaohan's mind right now, but when Long Junyang said it, he couldn't refute it, so he could only cough and say: "Of course I know, senior, you are here for medical research, but if you like If you look at it, I still have some treasures, whether it is the picture quality or the appearance of the heroine, it is definitely a hundred times better than what you see, no, at least a thousand times!"

"What you said is true?" When he heard Zhao Xiaohan's words, Long Junyang raised his head immediately, his eyes were full of longing and suspicion, when he saw that Long Junyang was interested in what he said After that, Zhao Xiaohan said without hesitation: "Senior, don't you think it is very laborious to watch like this? You can only watch it on TV. Now, with new technological functions, you can carry it with you. You can watch it whenever you want .”

"You can watch it whenever you want?"

When he heard this sentence, Long Junyang jumped up and grabbed Zhao Xiaohan's clothes, glaring and said: "Silly boy, you didn't lie to me?"

"Of course not." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head firmly, and said, "How could I lie to you, senior? Just imagine, on the train, in the fields, in the grass, in the hot springs, when you see a woman At that time, you can watch a pornography anytime, anywhere, no, medical research, what a beautiful scene."

While talking, Zhao Xiaohan put on a look of longing: "Life, isn't there should be a pornographic movie?"

"You, can you really do it?"

The more he listened to Zhao Xiaohan, the more Long Junyang couldn't help but feel his heart flutter, but seeing Long Junyang's heartbeat, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and patted his chest on the spot to promise : "As long as you promise to accompany me to save my friend's life, senior, let alone one, I will give you ten without any problem!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

On the spot, Long Junyang stretched out his palm, seeing Long Junyang's posture, Zhao Xiaohan didn't say anything, as soon as he stretched out his hand, the two of them high-fived to make an appointment!

"It's a deal, senior, can you leave with me now?"

"of course."

Long Junyang nodded, turned around, picked up a small cloth bag and hung it on his body, and said, "You can go now, but I will tell you in advance that if you give me ten of that high-tech software, I will How about saving your friend's life and we will not owe each other in the future?"

"Okay, no problem, deal!"

Ten IPADs can exchange A Niu's life, how could Zhao Xiaohan disagree?Isn't the high-tech thing he's talking about the legendary ipad?

As long as Ah Niu's life can be saved, let alone ten ipads, even if there are a hundred, will he frown?

Just leave, in the blink of an eye, the two of them had already arrived downstairs. When the other people saw a dirty old man behind Zhao Xiaohan, they were all taken aback. Zhao Xiaohan frowned and said, "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you take senior to the hospital?"

"Yes, Brother Han!"

Several people nodded and returned to the car. As for Long Junyang, he was sitting in the same car with Zhao Xiaohan. After a few minutes, the car drove away in the dust. Sitting in the car, Long Junyang Jun Yang looked around curiously, and after waiting for a few minutes, he turned his head and looked Zhao Xiaohan up and down.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

Until 5 minutes later, the old man was still looking at Zhao Xiaohan. Seeing the hot eyes of the old man, Zhao Xiaohan became a little embarrassed. His sexual orientation has always been normal. He was raped by a man, no, by an old man After staring at it for 5 minutes, even Zhao Xiaohan felt a little embarrassed.

"Well, senior, why do you keep looking at me?"

Zhao Xiaohan coughed and spoke softly. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the old man couldn't help but laughed: "Silly boy, what do you think I'm watching you for? Naturally, you have beautiful things on you, otherwise you think Do I like looking at men, old man?"

"Uh, what's so good about me?" Zhao Xiaohan looked at the old man suspiciously, not quite understanding what he meant, seeing Zhao Xiaohan's confused look, the old man immediately smiled and said, "If I tell You, you can't even save your own life, what will you do?"

Your life is almost lost!

When he heard this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows suddenly, narrowed his eyes and said: "Senior, what do you mean by this?"

"It's not interesting, I just found something interesting." The old man smiled and glanced at Zhao Xiaohan, and said to himself: "Yintang is dark, his body is weak, his eyes are spirited but empty, and his pulse is empty. Stasis, there is congestion inside, silly boy, do you often feel dizzy recently, and also have mental disorders, upset and irritable? "

"Yes!" Zhao Xiaohan nodded truthfully, but his brows became more and more wrinkled!

Seeing Zhao Xiaohan nodding his head, the old man was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly said: "Silly boy, it seems that you won't live long!"